I am a huge fan of: Young Justice;The Sisters Grimm Series;The Gone Series;Inuyasha;Prince of Tennis;Fullmetal alchemist;Ranma 1/2;Amulet;Sarah Dessen;Harry Potter;Percy Jackson and the Olympians; Ouran High School Host Club; Black butler; Princess Avi; Yoshi; reading; fanfiction; fanpop; tinierme; Black Bird;Cardcaptor Sakura;A Very Potter Musical;Library Wars; Justice league And much more

Plays that I have seen: Wicked; South Pacific; Once Upon a Matress; Cinderella;and many more

TV shows that I crave: Once Upon A time, Grimm, Big Bang Theory, How I met your mother, Cold Case, Crimminal Minds, ICarly, Two Broke Girls, Young justice (I watch it on Youtube)

Movies that I love: Transformers 1,2,3(second one was iffy); Iron Man 1,2(liked 1 over 2); All Harry Potter movies except the last one (haven't seen yet); Sisterhood of the traveling Pants 1,2 (liked 1 over 2) Salt, Some Disney, Peter Pan 2, Howl's Moving Castle, Aladdin, Rebound, Beauty and the Beast, The Spiderman Movies, Thor(even though the ending was weird),

My fictional crush is on Robin from YJ sorry he is officially my future husband while Wally is my future boyfriend *sigh* if only they were real

Don't think that I don't write stories 'cause I do I just have a major writers's idea block were you have too many great ideas in your head and not enough time to write them :)

I know a majority of the original forms fairy tales

I love basketball and reviews

my friends think I have a warped sense of humor *shrugs shoulders*

I over analyze things. (I'm secretly that girl in the movie theater who screams out didn't he have a ring on his right hand and how can it rain for two seconds then become sunny, it makes no sense!)

I am a craddle snatcher; a person who crushes on younger men ex. Robin, Ciel, Peter Pan, Sam, Seph, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter,etc.

I am a huge fan (all of these people can be found on youtube) of smosh, pewdiepie, chaotic monki (cry), simon's cat and thechristiananerd(Youtube)

I make up random words/ sayings and am know to babble like crazy ex. ovo (obviously) Mooffins (idk how I made up that one)

I luv cow seriously i own about 15 stuffed ones and a whole bunch of other stuff with or as cows *awkwardly blushes while petting a cow*

I like the colors purple and blue

I am very blunt not mean so I'm sorry if I ever hurt you

"My age you ask.. I can't tell you cause that would be cheating and slightly pedo-y/stalkerish" what you don't know won't hurt you... much

I am OCD about other people's things but not my own.

I can remember weird facts about books if I'm really interested in them ex. In Gone, Astrid has the power to see "comets" in the sky that gauge people's lif expectancy but later on Michael Grant totally forgets about that maybe.

I hate it when ...

people go on and on about Twilight and JB seriously people what is good about either of them

1D is the next big thing in line with Jonas Brothers, Big Time Rush, JB

people don't update their stories fast enough (that is why I am writting down the complete story then updating)... I lied

you see that people are reading your stories but not reviewing

I don't get anything in my Inbox

people leave like two bites left out of a bag then give it to you so your forced to throw the bag away (my very French sister)

cliffhangers period we all know that we hate them to death (but I still create them anyway)

Excessive Slashes and yaoi are just plain wrong and gross *shudders*

OC and Mary sue is totally lame/ weird/ dating your fav. character

You don't want to do your homework so you go onto (insert favorite website here) instead. *sigh* procrastination is the root of all evil

You miss one answer on a scantron and effect your answers after it

Youtube distracts you with its somewhat amusing videos of blah causing you to get a failing grade on your report

Mondays (they just straight up suck)

Wednesday ( Even though you can pronounce it funny it's the middle of the week D:

essay questions are on a test

group projects with crappy people who don't pull their share

smarter people decide that they're the queen of everything and it takes every molecule in your body not to punch her in the face

the next season of a certain anime is not out yet or doesn't exist *hehm hehm fruits basket *

animes are in sub (I prefer dub over sub)

your sibling eats the last of the cookies when you really wanted it (again my loving sister)

you are inspire by an amazing idea but you don't have a sheet a paper in front of you

you just don't know what to watch on Youtube first

the printer runs out of ink when you need to print out your report

your (fill in the blank) gets a C yet again even though you worked like 6 hours on it

(post this on your profile if you feel the same)

Thx for reading my bable on my profile *teheing in background while bowing *

Sorry for the delays especially since I now probably started another story and haven't finished it yet *hidin' behind multiple things of furniture waiting for things to be thrown*

Don't worry I have many ideas for my stories so don't believe that I've died or am ignoring you... I'm not its just that my schedule has very little free time in it for some reason.

These are just some ideas in my head

Young Justice: Wish on A Star Artemis finds Fallen star Wally in her back yard

Once Upon A Robart A collection of Disney fairytales

Rose Red Poison Ivy's greatest fan harbors her powers but what happens when one day this sidekick is left in the rain

Danny Phantom: Kiara and Me One Day Danny discovers Kiara as she walks through the portal, wait she can transform too?!?!

Ouran High School Host Club: _ A girl walks into the Music Room on the third floor what does she see?

Random break line--

Warning excessive drooling over Robart may affect the reader, side effects include giggling like a five-year-old, sighing wishing that you were Artemis , and saying multiple times that Robin is a sexy God-like being who you wouldn't mind worshiping and wishing that he is your boyfriend; if any further side effects occur please contact Youtube or me truly in order to fulfill your symptoms of fangirling.

Can anyone explain why there are 7 hot dogs and 10 buns? I'm not having a freaking hot dog party Hebrew National.

What is the difference between jam and jelly?

"Would these baby blues lie to you?" Ranma 1/2

Shut the front door

"Voldemort out bitches" A Very Potter Musical

"You see, I am merely one hell of a butler." Black Butler

"If I don't do this, that stupid cat would never let me hear the end of it." Fruits basket

"Do you have anything else better to do?" Robin and Batman directed at Superboy

"Red vines what they hell can't they do?" Ron Avpm

"Don't make me hurt you." Wally young Justice

"What the devil is going on here?!?" Snape Avpm

The Batman Animated cartoon series:

Batgirl: You'll be forty when you'll get to drive the batmobile
Robin: at least I'll get to drive it

1:Dating with in the team always leads to disaster
2: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors i'm a rich kid with issues lots of issues.
3:If my enemies knew i had something special they wouldn't rest till they got to me through her.
Wonder Woman: *crushes gargoyles head* Anything else?
gotta love Batman & Wonder Woman Justice League

My feelings exactly

Depths in a nutshell
CN: ...will Artemis' first mission back be her last?
Greg: It's one of the most dramatic episodes of all!
Artemis: What could go wrong?
Fandom: OH GOD SHE'S GONNA DIE GRANDON WE'RE COMING FOR YOU
Connor: I can't hear her heartbeat.
Dick : She's dead.
Fandom: *GROSS SOBBING*
Artemis: *walks in alive and well*
Dick: lol nope here have a pretty necklace
Kaldur: I was undercover the whole time
Wally: It only gets more dangerous from here...
CN: Hiatus time!
Fandom: *flips table*

you know you are addicted to hidden object games when you know where all the objects are

What is up with seven hot dogs and ten buns wtf unless I have a freaking hot dog party I going to have extra buns lying around and hogging up space that i could use for more important things like pictures of Robin or kf or idk victims of my fangirlling obsession.

Nutella is gross. sorry for those who like it

when life gives you lemons, make them into apple juice and make them wonder how you did it

Youtube Fanfiction Devainart Fanpop= me on a friday night

What did the polar bear have for lunch?

A brrrrr-ger and chilly cheese fries

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison
(Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to
jump.

If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn
screaming "DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!"
then copy and paste this on your status. :D

Justin Beiber falls off a building 90% of girls are crying.

9% are taking pictures and eating popcorn.

1% are pushing Justin off the building. Copy and paste this on your status if your one of the 9% or 1% pushing Justin off the building

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Man: Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you’re the only TEN-I-SEE
Woman: No, but are you from Zeroland, because obviously, you don't look right.

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASEEEEE
IF YOU EVER EVER FEEL
LIKE YOU CAN UPDATE
WILL YOU PLEASE DO SO
FOR MEEEEE YEAH!

There's a 14 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. (ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

30 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Make farm animal noises

26. Start talking to the wall

27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it

28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac

29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.

30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac

Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turnRED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, i guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher:...

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

(bold the ones that you have done or what you beleive!!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off at the mugs.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! (Oh yeah!! But what befuddles me is HOW THE HELL DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK?! IT'S ILLOGICAL)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If for all of HP and the DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile! (JACOB BLACK LIKES CLUMSY GIRLS)

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. *i know some one who can*

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh when you get hurt, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone to the mall, just to see how many weird looks you could get, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. * that word freaked me out*

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. (DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE MARTIANS...AND THE DALEKS!!)

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When.I.Read.Stuff.Like.This.The.Voice.In.My.Head.Takes.Pauses.

It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!

Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.

Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.

Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.

According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

95.5% of all teens would cry if the jonas brothers were on top of a 20 story building about to jump. the other 0.5% would bring a chair and popcorn. copy and paste if your part of the 0.5 percent also.

( \_/ )
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

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FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Smiley Faces of Young Justice

:P this is Wally

:) this is M'gann

:l this is Kaldur

-_- this is Artemis

:( this is Conner

;) this is Zatanna

:D this is Robin

I can't eat things with any form of fake sugar in them because the fake sugar taste stays in my mouth afterwards.

I can only draw half of a face well...the other half isn't similar to the original half at all.

I'm that girl who is whispering the answers to everything in the class and the teachers have before told me to let the other students try.

I drank milk out of the jug ... and its tastes better than from a glass.

I get annoyed easily.

I don't like wobbly chairs or desk cause then I would be playing with it the entire time instead of paying attention.

You can practically have an entire meal from your microwave

I have a possessed phone that rings when it was shut off and on silent

said phone also doesn't send certain texts

I know how to blow a bubble in gum but my friend can't. She also can't blow up a balloon (it was very funny to see her try to do it)

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

If you made it this far I applaud you cause there was a lot of blah between here and the top. Bye! I'll review/update as soon as possible but I can't guarantee it because of my hectic schedule. So yeah Bye!