Hi my name is Mirakira98 here are a few things about me.

WARNING: I am new at making stories so the characters might be a little OCC, also I will probably use OC,s in my stories the most. I will try not to make Mary sues. I'll also pretty much make all my stories romances. I can't help it!

Gender: Female

Look: wavy/shaggy, dirty blond hair, that reaches my shoulders, and blue-gray-green eyes

Nickname: Mira or Belle

Current obbsessions: Keys, Canada, love triangles, and of course ANIME!

Fun facts: I'm very sadistic to those who insult me and to those who I hate... My friends are violent, manipulating, sadistic, smart, and willing to get revenge on the people who try to 'get' me. Consider that as a warning. ;) I am also a touchy feely kind of person XD. I'm afraid of jello...

Favorite Activities: Swimming, drawing, reading, playing video games, reading manga, riding my bike, confusing people (its really fun), playing basketball, and being random (it is an activity)

Favorite Animal: Wolf

Likes: Friends (They can be irksome and weird at times.), animals, art, rain, vocaloids, anime, manga, books, the library. (There is more I just forgot them)

Dislikes: I absolutley hate it when people use calm voices on me. (My friend knows that it makes me angry so she does it a lot.), people who have made a lot of unfinished stories. (I shouldn't be talking. I'm trying to finish them. I just get lack of motivation and get great ideas for storys when it happens.), Perfect people, jerks, snobs, as of now(Thanks to fanfiction.) Mary-Sues, my cousins (They tackle me and beat me every chance they get.), and spelling mistakes. Now I hate jello too! It's so delicous, yet so scary and creepy.

Favorite Colors: Silver, blue, black, white

Favorite song: Too many to name... but at the moment: The Only Exception by Paramore, and All I Ever Wanted by BassHunter

Favorite Animes/Mangas, and characters in a random order:

Hetalia ( CANADA, England, Prussia, Sweden, Denmark, America, Switzerland, Norway, Finland, Sealand, Italy, Romano, Iceland)

Yu Yu Hakusho (Hiei, Kurama , Jin)

Pandora Hearts (Gilbert, Break, Oz)

Fruit Basket (Yuki, Haru, and Momji (I think that's his name)

Marchen Awakens Romance/Mar (Alviss, Phantom, Ginta, Dorothy, Rolan)

D. Gray Man (LAVI!!!, Allen, Kanda, Tykki, Road)

Anima (Husky, Senri, Cooro)

Durarara (Izaya, Shizuo, Shinra, Celty)

Dragon Ball Z (Piccolo, Goku)

Alice in the Country of Hearts (Elliot, Boris, Pierce, Julius, Ace, joker, Peter, Dee, and Dum)

Black Butler (Ciel, Finny, Baldroy, Pluto, Undertaker)

Yugioh (Yami Bakura, Bakura, Yami Yugi Yugi, Marik)

D N Angel (Dark, Satoshi)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Yamamoto, Dino, Basil, Futa, Colonelo, Belphoger, Fran)

Inuyasha (Seshomaru, Inuyasha, Koga)

Grand Guignol Orchestra (Kohaku, Lucille)

Gundam Wing (DUO!!!, Trowa, Quatra)

Vocaloid *I'm freaking obssesed with it now!* (TAITO, NIGAITO, Len, Zetio)

Fullmetal Alchemist (Edward Elric, Alphonese Elric, Envy)

Soul Eater (Chrona, Soul, Death The Kid, Black Star)

Naruto ( Naruto, Sauske, Kakashi, Garaa, Deidra)

Tokyo Mew Mew (Kishu, Tasuku, Tart, Ryou)

Death Note (L, Near, Matsuda)

Favorite video games and characters:

Rune Factory 2 (Barret, Jake, Dorothy)

Rune Factory 3 (Gaius, Zaid, Raven)

Rune Factory Frontier (Kross, Tabitha)

Rune Factory Tides of Destiny (Bismark, Aden, Elena)

Kingdom Hearts (Riku)

Kingdom Hearts 2 ( Roxas, Axel, Demyx)

Kingdom Hearts 356/2 (I dont know if thats spelled right) (ZEXION!!!, Marluxia)

Summon night series (Nassasu, Loki, Gabriel)

The World Ends With You (Joshua, Neku, Rhyme)

Books I like:

Fablehaven series (Seth)

Harry Potter Series (George and Fred)

The Maze Runners series (Newt)

Good Omens (Crowley, Pollution)

Hunger games (Gale)

Narnia (Edmund)

The Chronicals of Vladmir Tod (Vlad, Otis)

Divergant (Four)

Maximum Ride series (Iggy)

Rampant

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (Ocatavion, Carter, Sadie, Nico, Leo)

Cartoons (though I don't watch them very often...)

Invader Zim (GIR!!!!, Gaz, Zim, Dib)

Adventure Time (Finn, Marceline)

Xiaolin Showdown (Jack , Raimundo)

Favorite catchphrases

Excuse me, I have to go burn my eyes out with acid right now. (me)

Touch me again and you won't have a head aymore (me)

If you're going to do something stupid, involce me too! (me)

Hey! It's my job to be the idiot! (me)

Shut up! (friend)

Die in a hole (I can't go one day without saying that)

I already tried dieing in a hole! It won't work! (I use that when people tell me to die in a hole)

My friends have normal nightmares about zombies, but noooo, I have to have nightmares about jello! (It's true XD)

OC'S

Nikki (Mine):

what manga, anime, story, movie, show are they in: D. Gray Man

Looks: Long blonde hair that is tied in pigtails with black ribbons, red eyes, thin glasses (they are not like Jhonny's swirly glasses)

Age:17

Crush: Lavi, Tykki

Innocence: Scythe that is black and can grow/extend/shrink like Lavi's

Hieght: 5.9

Likes: Lavi, Allen, Tykki, Jokes, annoying Kanda, training, sleeping, night time

Dislikes: Lenalee, Waking up, Koumi, working

Personality: She jokes around a lot, but can be serious at times. She loves to annoy Kanda, and gets in trouble a lot. She also is over protective of Allen and thinks of him as a little brother.

Holly/Naria Knight (My friends):

Look: Long light blonde hair,silver-blue eyes, wears a white t-shirt and black yoga pants

Likes: rain, animals, french music, the language french, mint tea with chocolate cake, humming, books, playing instruments

Dislikes: when the weather is "perfect" for a long time the color pink, when people touch her hair,

Personality: polite until given a reason to be otherwise, suspicious of almost everyone when she is meeting them for the first time, kind

Weapon: Curved sword (like an arabian sword).

Miri/Miranda Lestrange (Mine: My favorite and most used OC)

look: Short curly blonde hair, blue-gray eyes, usually wears a black tank top, jeans, and black ballet shoes.

Likes: Rain, animals, reading, swimming, confusing people, braiding peoples hair

Dislikes: Perfect people, chocolate anything, the color pink, betrayers

Personality: Most of the time she's random, but other times she's serious and well behaved. She trusts people easily and hates being betrayed. She is also kind, sadistic, and likes making people uncomfortable, depending on the mood she's in.

Weapon: Scythe and lots of daggers :)

Shadow Kite (MINE!!!!)

Look: short, messy, spiky black hair with red highlights, blue eyes, wears a black t-shirt, and grey jeans. (Has black cat ears in his other form)

Likes: Miri, reading, naps, cats, mind tricks

Dislikes: Rain, getting wet, smart people, betrayers, liers, DOGS!!!!

Personality: He's kind, sweet, but has a temper when irritated. He's also responsible and smart.

Special ability: can turn into a cat.

Iris Novine

Look: Short, dark blue hair that reaches halfway to her neck, light blue eyes, wears a gray tank top, and a black skirt that reaches above her knees

Likes: reading, swimming, animals, Miri

Dislikes: Jerks, idiots, when people lie to her

Personality: Can be sarcastic, smart, logical, trys to make sense of things, but accepts things easily

Weapon: an axe

Dreamer
[X] You can see what cannot be seen by normals
[X] You believe in the inconceivable
[X] You refuse to give up childish qualities
[X] You always ask "why?"
[X] You live in the clouds
Total: 5

Schizophrenic
[ ] You have Positive, Negative, and Cognitive thoughts mixed together.
[X] You're constantly paranoid
[ ] You're hypersensitive to criticism, feelings, and insults etc.
[ ] You're hostile, and have some anxiety
[X] You Have blank expressions, and stare when deep in thought
Total: 2

Freaky
[X] You like to scare people for the fun of it
[X] You find an interest in those way younger/older than you
[ ] You know how to make anyone succumb to you
[ ] You have an "inhuman" talent
[ ] You take standing out in the crowd to a whole new level
Total: 2

Morbid
[X] You find cemeteries and dead things fascinating (just cemeteries)
[ ] You can talk about blood and gory things with a smile
[ ] Things like coffins and zombie portraits are nice accessories to a house
[X] You wouldn't mind living in dark and horrific world with no sun
[X]You are happy about gloomy and Gothic things
Total: 3

Insane
[X] You shout excessively about nonsense
[X] You are constantly hyperactive and nutty
[X] You are eager for mischief
[ ] You can make a scene and be comfortable with it
[ ] You look up to horror movie villains
Total: 3

Sadist
[ ] Being cruel is a good thing
[X] You enjoy watching others suffer
[X] You like to hurt others (Depends on my mood)
[X] You like torturing characters (only sometimes)
[ ] You would rather watch someone get beat up than help them
Total: 3

Masochist
[x] You like being in pain (depends on the pain)
[ ] You enjoy letting people hurt you
[ ] You let yourself get hurt
[ ] Being cruel is a good thing
[ ] You like being submissive no matter your opinion
Total: 1

Geek
[X] You are obsessed with something
[X] Video/Computer games are more than just a pass time
[ ] You know how to do technological things normal people don't
[X] You prefer to read and/or collect comic books over most things
[ ] Glasses are an accessory, not a necessity
Total:3

Indifferent
[ ] You are not interested in most things
[X] You usually don't have a bias about anything
[ ] Your purpose in life is to live and die and to do nothing more
[ ] You usually don't show emotion to things
[X] You are pretty much carefree about everything
Total: 2

Perky
[ ] You are brisk-fully cheerful
[X] You are very energetic about most things
[ ] You are usually optimistic
[X] You can get overexcited about nothing
[ ] You are very enthusiastic about almost anything
Total: 2

Funky
[ ] You are passionate, soulful, and earthy
[ ] You prefer and do styles of different eras other than your own
[ ] You usually smell strange to others
[ ] You are outlandishly vulgar or eccentric in a humorous way
[ ] Looking very different from normal people is essential
Total: 0

Raver
[X] You like wearing bright funky clothes and having unnatural hair, eye, and make-up colors
[X] You are extravagantly enthusiastic and speak in a wild manner
[ ] Techno music is essential
[ ] Late night parties and wild celebrations with loud music is a way of life
[ ] Glow sticks are the way to light up a night
Total: 2

Player

[ ]You are skilled with manipulating people
[X] You are skilled at "acting" and fooling people
[ ] Having multiple relationships at once is a fun/good thing
[ ] You have a devilish charm
[ ] You are selfish and arrogant
Total: 1

Delusional
[X] You usually have false beliefs and/or opinions
[ ] You have mislead judgment
[X] You have paranoia
[X] You always think you do wrong things and are guilty
[ ] Aliens have kidnapped you and tried to probe you before you escaped and came back to earth!!!
Total: 3

Normal
[ ] You give in to conformity of what everyone else does
[ ] You are perpendicular!
[X] You are free from any mental illness.
[X] You have an "average" intelligence
[ ] You didn't click anything from any other category!
Total: 2

This is true.In 1933 a little girl died.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer as he buried her chanted "Toma sota balcu".Now that you read this chant you will meet this little girl in the middle of the night.She will be on your ceiling and she will suffocate you like she was suffocated.But if you repost this she will leave alone.Your kindness will be rewared. (I hate having paranoia)

1. Your favorite KH guys?
Roxas, Vanitas, Ventus, Zexion/Ienzo

2. Your favorite KH girls?
Xion and Aqua

3. Your least favorite KH guys? Why?
Vexen because he’s annoying

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Kairi because she’s basically a mary-sue

5. Favorite Worlds? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Twilight Town and Radiant Garden

6. Least Favorite World?
I love them all!

7. Favorite Weapons? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Soul Eater Oathkeeper, Oblivion, Lost Memory, and Void Gear

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
I like them all.

9. Favorite. Summon?
None

10. Favorite Form?
None

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
AquaxTerra I don’t know why

12. Least Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
I don’t like all yaoi, unless it’s real people (no offense) and every pairing with Kairi

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
No

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
RoxasxVentus or SoraxVanitas... that would be like falling in love with yourself...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have
no

16. Favorite Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Roxas/Xion

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Sadly...I do...

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Well I think emos are sexy so yes

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
yes...

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
YES!!!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Neither! I shall take him for myself!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
I haven’t played it...yet, but I know most of the characters!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No it was pretty good. Plus I got to see Zexion.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Roxas because Zexion is more likely to leave five seconds after meeting me...

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Sora, because I’m super hyper, and I get betrayed a lot by my friends.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Nothing yet.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No, but I would so cosplay like Aqua

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
...I can’t choose...
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
...I don't know.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Roxas and Zexion

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?
Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx
Axel
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai

41.Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Paopu fruit

42. Cloud or Leon
Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Passion

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Ventus, Vanitas, Roxas, Zexion, Cloud, and Riku

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Kingdom Hearts and The Hunger Games. Who would live???

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Xion, Kairi, Aqua, Namine
Ansem, Xehanort, Terra, Xemnas
Sora, Vanitas
Ventus, Roxas
Axel, Lea
Isa, Saix
Xigbar, Braig
Dilan, Xaldin
Vexen, Even
Lexaeus, Aeleus
Zexion, Ienzo
Luxord, Ansem the Wise/DiZ
Riku, Riku Replica

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
I don’t know what’s coming out...

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Kingdom Hearts II because Roxas and the organization are in it

50.What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The story! It's freaking awesome

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
I don’t own any...

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
Vanitas, Ienzo or Zexion

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
AxelxRoxas

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Darkness and Twiglight

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Roxas, and Zexion

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Anti.

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
358/2 days, and Re:Coded

59. Have you read the manga?
Yes

60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?
Yes...

61. Japanese or English?
English

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
Pro

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?
both

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)
Yes

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
Sexy emo beast

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Marluxia
67. Axel = Gay or straight?
Straight.

68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
I don’t know

69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
yes except the gay ones.

70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
One, but it was a sad, emo, death story...

71. Do you like lemons?
*Blush* NO!!!!!

72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
I’m pretty sure they don’t even know what it is...

73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
No?

74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
No!

75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
I’m working on it.

76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
No

77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
No

78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
No

79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
No

80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
HECK YEAH!

81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?
Absolutley

82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
No83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
No

84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
1

85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?
some

86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?
My friend Alex

87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather?
EVIL!

88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
No

90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The characters, and the story.

Randomness:

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, find line 4.

I don't have one near me...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A peice of paper and a pencil

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

How I met your mother

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:45 pm

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:39 pm

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

You don't want to know O.O ...

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was being locked out of my house

8.Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

someone else's profile

9.What are you wearing?

A blue-green t-shirt with a peace sign on it, and shorts, IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!

10.Did you dream last night?

I was and I was laughing insanley and I was drunk too in my dream... it was a very awkward dream

11.When did you last laugh?

Maybe three days ago. Four? Five?

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures

13.Seen anything weird lately?

yes...

14.What do you think of this quiz?

It's weird

15.What is the last film you saw?

I don't remember...

16.If you became a muli- millionaire over night, what would you buy?

Books, video games, and then I would put the rest in my bank account

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I’m random, sadistic, and I'm subconsciously emo (I can't help it!)

18.If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you change?

The way people are, they wouldn't try to hurt others.

19.Do you like to dance?

NO!

20.George Bush:

good?

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Arisa

22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Eric, or James

If you think France's theme song is "Shut up and sleep with me" by Sin with Sebastian, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you'd totally slap France in the face if he tried to touch you, copy and paste this to your profile, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NAME IS ARTHUR KIRKLAND!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I found these on profiles and thought they were amusing so I copied them...

Now make a wish...

Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

There are 95% of people who would scream and cry if Justin Beiber, and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off the empire state building. If you're one of the 5% who would grab a chair get some popcorn and a can of soda and scream "JUMP!!" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste this on your profile.

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept

-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

-You started dieing when you were born.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.

BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS... ALONE!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

You started dying when you were born.

I'll add more later.