Sassmaster Omega 620
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since: 10-19-11, id: 3354493, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
country: USA
Author has written 21 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Sims, Harry Potter, Enchanted, Faerie Path, Sisters Grimm, Victorious, and iCarly.

Greetings fellow writers, fangirls, and fanboys.

You have made contact with the wittiness that is Sassmaster Omega 620.

Even she doesn’t understand herself sometimes.

-S-


Heya, Hiya, ho there! I be Sass: reader, fangirl, and writer, in that order.

People think I’m crazy, but I just deny that because I don’t want to seem crazy.


Ma Ships

and

Favorite Characters that I lurve and will root on through anything.

(Underlined=Favorite Characters)

(Bold=OTPS)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

Percy/Annabeth Jason/Piper –– Percy/Piper

Percy Jackson Nico Di Angelo Leo Valdez

Annabeth Chase Thalia Grace Piper McLean

Kane Chronicles

Walt/Sadie/Anubis Carter/Zia Ruby/Julius

Carter Kane Walt Stone Bes

Zia Rashid Sadie Kane Bast

Harry Potter

Harry/Luna Draco/Hermione Snape/Lilly

Harry Potter Albus Dumbledore Severus Snape

Luna Lovegood Hermione Granger Molly Weasley

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko/Katara Sokka/Suki Aang/Toph

Sokka Zuko – Iroh

Azula Toph Ty Lee Mai Katara

(Cause I just couldn’t pick three)

Legend of Korra

Iroh II/Korra Asami/Bolin Tenzin/Lin Me/Tahno’s Hair (it’s a totally legit paring.)

Bolin Iroh II Tahno Meelo

Korra Asami Lin Bei Fong Ikki

Hunger Games

Peeta/Katniss Finnick/Annie Katniss/Buttercup

(Cause we all know it was canon.)

Haymitch Finnick Cinna - Peeta

Johanna Annie KatnissRue - Effie

Sister’s Grimm

Puck/Sabrina Daphne/Kerdy (NMW) Jake/Briar Charming/Snow Henry/Goldielocks Henry/Veronica

Mr. Canis Charming Puck Jake Mr. Seven

Daphne Red Sabrina Snow White Briar Rose Baba Yaga

Victorious

Beck/Cat Jade/Andre Cat/Jade Beck/Jade

Andre Sinjin Sikowitz Rex

Cat Jade Trina Tori

iCarly

Sam/Freddie Carly/Sam Sam/Buttersock

Sam Ms. Benson Nora Dershlit

Spencer Gibby Freddie


Hall of Friends

Scarlett Krystals: My real life best friend. She loves Harry Potter, Dramione, and red velvet cake. She has this weird habit of pouring out water onto the sidewalk, and kicking rocks while I bemoan my life to her. If you aren’t a Dramione shipper she will try and convert you. Weirdness often doesn’t make sense to her, as she is constantly worrying about me. Bask in her amazingness!

hungergames.percyjackson: I wish I knew her, I wish I knew her, I wish I knew her. Cuz she is awesome.

We first made contact after I left three page long reviews on her story mere seconds after each other.

She was the one that got me in Percy/Piper, she writes it so beautifully, and gives me so many fangirling vibes ugh.

We work like this: She posts a new chapter, I fangirl –ahem- review for about two pages, pause just enough to do SPAG, and then fangirl for a page more. Then stalk her until she updates again. Then patiently waits until she updates again.

Rise, wash, and repeat.

CelestialSonata7: My internet twin. Words cannot describe the sweet, funny, fangirl that is Sonata. She is the bee’s knees! Gah, so nerdy sounding, well she is amazing and is great conversation. We’ll leave it at that.


I am a part of a great forum called: The Reviews Lounge, Too. We are dedicated to bringing great reviews to quality under reviewed stories across all fandoms. We’re a very friendly bunch and love new people, so come on down and join the review revolution! J

I, (Sassmaster Omega 620), do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution


The Alter Ego’s or Other Things You Should Probably Know

My Fictionpress Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/815117/Lady_Pearlfrost

My Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sparkylittlegal

My Instagram: http://instagram.com/paintingnonsenseinthesky/

My Joint Fanfiction Account w/ Scarlett Krystals: sapphirepearls96


Every time I open an empty fridge a part of me dies inside.

-S-


1. Time to Shine reviews
He is trying to find himself. She knows she can make it big. Add in one slight housing problem and these two strangers just might get more than they bargained for. Challenge from the Challenger King. Freddie/Trina
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-13
2. Mesh reviews
Sam usually isn't a very curious person, but Cat is an abnormality she must explore.
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-13 - Sam P. & Cat V. - Complete
3. How Cliche » reviews
Daphne Grimm playing matchmaker? Puck and Sabrina at each other's throats? Red sitting in the corner? How Cliche.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 10-13-12 - Daphne G. - Complete
4. the three princesses reviews
with three in the picture things could never turn out right. BeckCat, BeckJade, BeckTori, CatJade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-13 - Cat V. & Jade W. - Complete
5. The Story of Victorious reviews
or what happens when I follow the fleeting plot bunny in my head. The authoress swear this was meant to be normal, but then she broke character, and broke some walls and yeah….you're brave for reading this far. Kind of crackficish. I think.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-13 - Complete
6. reality says reviews
work your hardest, try and outshine them all, but reality says that showbiz aint' for you. /all character centric
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-13 - Complete
7. I Know reviews
This Sabrina is warped and broken. Somehow Red can still relate. Warning: Kind of dark. -CONTAINS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT FOR HOW CLICHE READERS-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-12 - Sabrina G. & Little Red Riding hood - Complete
8. such a twisted game we play reviews
Stranded in a boat, knocked to the side, why oh why did you play his mind game? Freestyle. Mentions of Annabeth/Jason, Piper/Jason, Reyna/Jason. Reyna/Piper POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-12 - Piper M. & Reyna - Complete
9. Renewing Purposes » reviews
Just the Gods contemplating their purposes in life. Ch 5: Ares. Fools and Fooled.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 2-18-12
10. Snip, Snip, Trouble reviews
A normal day in the Grimm Household containing sisterly banter, hair trims, and death threats? Yup, totally normal day. All dialogue.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-12 - Daphne G. & Sabrina G. - Complete
11. Of Teddy Bears, and Quick Revenge reviews
Octavian puts a toe cross the line, and the Rachel Elizabeth Dare takes action. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-12 - Rachel D. & Octavian - Complete
12. Freeze Frame
Twisting twining moments, fluffy, angst, heartwarming and back again. These are free frames in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Birthday!fic for Scarlett Krystals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Published: 9-15-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
13. Trusting reviews
Sabrina reflects on her life in general, major milestones, and the slow lesson of trusting. Sabrina centric, mentions of Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-12 - Sabrina G. - Complete
14. brown eyed bravery
Rose has been confused about a certain Slytherin lately; maybe she just needs a little push from a loving source. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Published: 9-3-12 - Rose W. & Hermione G. - Complete
15. twisted tale reviews
Hatred, regret, loss; This is their twisted tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
16. Past, Present, Future reviews
You were drawn to her. A Dramione one-shot for my good friend Scarlett Krystals. AUish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
17. The Ballad of the Seven Sisters reviews
Seven princesses from a mystical land...Poemfic.
Faerie Path - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-12 - Complete
18. Wants, Dreams, and Needs reviews
Witten on a whim, takes place after the dance between Giselle and Robert. Delve into her thoughts, enmotions, and her decision to take the apple! Giselle centric.
Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-12 - Giselle & Robert P. - Complete
19. Temptation At It's Greatest reviews
A little Dramione poem drabble for Scarlett Krystals, Enjoy people of the net!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
20. Letter to You reviews
You came, You Saw, You conquered. My heart.
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-12 - Complete
21. Nothing But a Traitor reviews
PJO prompt: Inside. Takes place in the Big house, during the war council after Beckendorf's death. Silena's POV. Read and Review! No flames please. Rated T, just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-12 - Silena B. & C. Beckendorf - Complete
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