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since: 10-21-11, id: 3359657, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Sleepy Hollow, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: Artemis Michaelis

Age: Late teens

Country: North America

Height 5'4

Heritage: German, Italian, French, English, Norweigin,Irish,Scotish

Really Stupid Stereotypes:

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with BI'S AND GAYS, so i must be Bi or GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm Slightly OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people f-- OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm PALE, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.


1. Horseman in the future » reviews
The hessain horseman gets sent to America 2013 by a freak accident! How will he cope and who finds him! Please read and review.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-9-13 - Published: 4-9-13
2. Nightmare In Daylight reviews
Germany has died 15 years after his brother, Prussia. How does Italy cope? WARNING:Charecter death,depression,mentions of smoking
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-13 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
3. How to save a life Sleepy Hollow reviews
Ichabod is dying and Viktor is by his side. Partially in German! Songfic to How to save a life by The Fray
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-19-12 - Published: 10-4-12 - Complete
4. My Heart » reviews
Sequel to "My Bloody Valentine". One crazy night has some odd consequnces for Viktor and Ichabod. Pairng:Ichabod/Viktor Warnings:Yaoi mpreg Viktor is the oc name for the hessian horseman came up with by JDLuvaSquee
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-22-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - Complete
5. Mello's Tik Tok reviews
This was made by a fangirl with way to many ideas and too much time on her hands. I don't own anything but the idea. The song and characters belong to their respected and rightful owners. This is based off the song: Tik Tok parody by Key of Awsome. Mello's confronted about his choclate obession.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-12 - Mello - Complete
6. My Bloody Valentine reviews
Its Ichabod/Hessians anniversary. ONESHOT! M/M Yaoi. Dont like Dont read! Rated T for sexual implications.Nothing explict.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-23-12 - Published: 1-18-12 - Complete
7. Happy Birthday Viktor reviews
Its Viktors birhtday!Ichabod gives him a special present. Lemon! Ichabod/Hessian horseman
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-12 - Complete