Jo Gurtrude
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since: 10-23-11, id: 3364058, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
country: Australia
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Okay... ummmm... err... HI!!!!

Well if you have got this far you might as well read on, although I'm not sure how you got here. ANY WAY, for anyone who is visiting this page again and thinks that it looks different; well I decided that it needed a Sirius makeover (yes you can probably tell from my little joke that I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan... and Doctor Who fan, more about that later). So without further ado, here it is

First off, Harry Potter

Next Gen all the way for me. I LOVE James Sirius Potter and everything about him. So my fav pairing is James/OC closely followed by Rose/Scorp, and then Teddy/Vic, but do like those few select stories, where they are so well written that they include the whole Wotter tribe and do it so brilliant, that even though most of them are secondary characters they have their own story.

Can't stand incest, Time-travelcest, cousincest, etc... Pretty mush Cannon pairing only, which is what I like about the next gen, Joanne Rowling gave us a clean slate to start on, she didn't shape them, she has let us do that.

Okay fun time >:D

Pick fav 12 characters and answer the questions

1. James S P

2. Rose Weasley

3. Fred Weasley II

4. Roxanne Weasley

5. Harry Potter

6. Lily Potter II

7. Dominique Weasley

8. Victorie Weasley

9. Albus Weasley

10. Ginny POTTER!!!

11. Fred Weasley

12. George Weasley

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

If I was a guy, which I am not, I guess

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Slightly disturbing

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Multiple

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five and Ten, wow that actually worked

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think it that she would be blinded for life

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Ginny supports Fred II after James is being a douche Bag and falls out with the family

9) Is there any such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Please say that there isn’t

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Family: Thicker Than Veela Blood

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

I would have a story let alone a plot

12) Know of anyone who reads three slash?

Yes, doesn’t mean that I LIKE them...

13) Know of anyone who writes about or draws eleven?

YES!!!!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Not I a romantic sense

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh Harry... awkies

16) If you wrote a song-fic about two and eleven, what song would you choose?

Never Grow Up, Taylor Swift, because I see Ron and his kids being close to Fred...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

DO NOT READ THIS!!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?

I know where you live... I know your mother... no there more threats...

19) How might eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Scarring

20) How emo is Seven?

Depends on how you see her, personally, just that little bit of bad girl, with a dash of kick arse heroine

21) Write a Sexy One/Two title.

Getting to Know Your Cousin ...Too Much

Okay Doctor Who

10 AND ROSE FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Personally, 10 will for ever be MY doctor, even though 9 was my first...all I am saying is that David Tennant is a sexy as hell... and gorgeous (almost as much as Sulli... don’t worry, school sport teacher, even though that sounds gross he is god like).. And amazing ... and supermegafoxyawesomehot... and just beautiful in general ... almost like Dumbledore's Zefron poster...

Rose was amazing... FACE IT!!!

3 times I cried in Doctor Who

Doomsday... saying goodbye to Rose ...'nuff said

Journey's End saying good bye to Rose AGAIN!!!! 'nuff said

End Of Time Part II when the Doctor is getting his reward... finally broke down when he sees Jack... had tears running down my face for Donna, and the bawling my eyes out when he sees Rose... face it WE ALL WERE!!! bye the time the Doctor got back into the TARDIS with the Ood song playing it was overwhelming... and then he says in the smallest littlest most innocent sad, sexy voice I have ever heard 'I DONT WANT TO GO!!!!!' and believe it or not I have only watched the next part once and I wish I had never seen it. I can't watch past the point where he starts to regenerate, even thought I have seen the scene before hand, at LEAST 50 times... ( I have watched it every fortnight-3 weeks for the past 3 ish years, from when it first came out ... yeah I know, sad) anyways 'nuff said

Okay I had like heaps typed. And I didn’t save it... There is no way in hell I am re typing it all ... FML>> ARGHHH but all I had basically was how amazing Gallagher Girl Series is, with the various references to David Smexy Tennant, John Barrowman, Mr Sullivan and Mathew Pavlich and how much I think they are gods...

Any ways, happy reading

Jo Gurtrude

7 (ish)/ Jan/ 2013

Okay, so I have just posted this as a review on someone’s story, Dr Who, by the way, and it was a good story, by the way, Christmas Drabbles any ways... as is follows,

I also thought that the 11th doctor really didn't show enough sadness for his past companions, I mean, the first time we see him, he has just regenerated and the 10th doctor has just seen Rose for the last time (wellllll in that body at least, I'm hoping for a comeback... :)) before she even knew him when he went to get his reward and her on New Year’s 2005 and he said that she would have a fantastic year... and then he’s like I don't want to go, rose ... sob sob sob... REGENERATE! OH I am girl, I have legs and arms poor me, I am girl blah blah blah, I have completely forgotten about rose already because I am an idiot that nobody likes...and then in Let’s Kill Hitler, and he asks for a projection that he likes and show guilt, first shows Martha, and I thought (well apart from, eugh bitch) A PAST COMPANION! YES! and then he asks for more guilt and Donna showed up, and I was half dancing around the room, and half crying, because it was a mixture of sad and happy... and then rose showed up and I was just like ROOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEE NOOOOO DON'T GO ROSE WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH... AND THEN HE SAYS MORE GUILT AND I WAS LIKE NOOOO THAT IMPOSSIBLE... I mean we all know that of all the things he feels guilty for, Rose and Gallifrey would pretty much be up there... and then stupid little Amelia Pond, the girl who waited shows up and is like fish fingers and custard and he feels guilty... I mean WTF... Rose would have had to wait for more than a year, at the very least I think, because her brother Tony was already born by that stage, plus she said that she was working for Torchwood which indicates permanent settlement... AND time passes quicker in the parallel universe that it does in ours, in the parallel universe, and she wasn't just waiting, she was fighting, so was finding a way back to him, also while saving the universe and the doctor and Donna at the same time... Now that is something impressive, not just waiting for a dozen odd years. SHE FOUGHT FOR HIM AND SHE LOVED HIM AND HE LOVED HER AND NOT EVEN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE COULD STOP THAT and he didn't feel guilty enough about that, and instead felt guilty about Fish fingers and custard... WTF...

Anyway, I think that you gave the 11th doctor a little edge in this section because you made him feel something for Rose... SOMETHING THAT STEVEN MOFFAT CAN'T DO... so thank you

Yeah, I kinda hate Matt Smith... and Steven Moffat ... And Karen Gillian... Arthur was okay, he was good... full of surprises...

Anyways, rant over, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! May all your deepest wishes come true, because sadly mine wont... ( a mix of seeing David Tennant and Billie Piper returning to the show... PERMANENTLY... and having David Tennant all to my self ;0 ... or even just being able to meet him... or having his autograph... DAMN IT, I HATE BEING IN AUSTRALIA!!!!! )

Love always,

Jo Gurtrude


1. Knockout reviews
Just a short piece of Dominique/OC love and humor, because Dom is amazing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-12 - Dominique W. & OC - Complete
2. Trying to Breathe Leads to Colourful Fainting reviews
Just a short fic about the historical kiss between Teddy and Vic at Kings Cross. FORMALY OF ONE HELL OF A MESSED UP FAMILY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-12 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete
3. Calming Pretzels reviews
Just a small fic about Rose and Scorp getting togther. FORMALY ONE HELL OF A MESSED UP FAMILY. Swearing present
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-12 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
4. Confused about Koalas reviews
Just a little piece about James and my OC getting together. Several reference to koals... DROPBEAR... T because a a few very mild themes ... ie. kissing, but nothing worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-9-12 - James S. P. & OC - Complete