Greetings, my little snowflakes! I am KremKid Katalogue, but just call me KK.

Real name: Hannah

Age: 17

Interests: Music, fantasy lit, 19th century lit, video games, drawing, anatomy and porportion (not that I'm good at it or anything...), and fanon with lots of insane theories and general crack. Probably how I can be part of so many different fanbases at once, actually.

I am a fan of many things, and as such I will probably be writing many stories. I have a lot planned.

No specifics for you.

Okay, fine.

Planned endeavors:

Kirby: At least a threeshot about how Kirby and Meta Knight first met. Maybe some other stuff later.

Invader Zim: A series of "self-made episodes," as it were, detailing little adventures of terribly OOC fluffiness. Currently in progress: "Bring Your Pet to Skool Day." Yep.

Phineas and Ferb: A bunch of fluffy oneshots, including a songfic.

Donkey Kong Country: A trilogy of many-chaptered adventures of Prince Kris, the troublemaker who would become King K. Rool. Oh yeah. This is what I live for. My patron franchise after all. And probably some spin-offs within that continuity. Which leads me to...

Banjo-Kazooie/Donkey Kong Country: Yep, one of these. Set within the "Prince Kris" continuity, of course. And...

Invader Zim/Phineas and Ferb: Well, mostly Invader Zim, but still. Will center around Dib and Meap.

I will stand by these statements until sufficiently proven otherwise:

Blade Knight and Trident Knight are female. I will always write them as such.

Mysterio, of Spider-Man comics, is not gay. He's NOT, damnit!

Grelle Sutcliff is trans. I will always write her as such.

No Invader Zim pairing is canon. None.

The Donkey Kong Country cartoon is fantastic. It sucks, but it's fantastic. Whatever kind of sense that makes. It's the kind of thing that you realize is terrible, but you love it anyway. Not really "So Bad It's Good," more like "So Bad You Accept It's Bad and Love It." I'm not making any sense here.

Wheatley is evil. He was just using you for his own selfish purposes. He did not genuinely care for you. Accept this.

Favorite Characters:

Peeves the Poltergeist (Harry Potter)
The Undertaker (Black Butler [Yes, even now that he's evil and almost killed Sebastian])
Meta Knight (Kirby)
Zim, the Tallest (Invader Zim)
Perry, Vanessa, Ferb, Carl, Doof (Phineas and Ferb)
Mumbo Jumbo (Banjo-Kazooie)
Rick the Adventure Sphere (Portal)
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin I (Spider-Man)
Kaptain Skurvy, Green Kroc (DKC cartoon)
King K. Rool, Klubba, Snide, Cranky Kong (DKC)

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter: Bellatrix/Voldemort, Ron/Hermione, Quirrell/Bellatrix (LOL, crackpairing), Barty Jr./Bellatrix, Harry/Luna (because for some reason I completely missed Ginny before HBP.)
Black Butler: Undertaker/Grelle (OTP), Grelle/Ronald, Grelle/Madam Red
Kirby: Sword Knight/Blade Knight, Meta Knight/Galacta Knight (I like to think of GK as female.)
Invader Zim: ZAGR (Zim/Gaz), DATR (Dib/Tak), RAPR (Tallest Red/Tallest Purple. Okay, I only sorta support this pairing. I normally don't stand for that in kid-oriented media.)
Phineas and Ferb: Vanessa/Perry, Candace/Albert
Banjo-Kazooie: Banjo/Kazooie, Mumbo/Humba
Portal: GLaDOS/Wheatley (Mwahaha), Space Core/Curiosity Core, ATLAS/P-Body, Fact Core/Morality Core, Party Escort Bot/Cake Core (crackpairing, derp), Rick/Emotion Core (Just...assume all of GLaDOS's four original cores are of feminine programming)

There you have it. Talk at ya later!