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since: 02-03-03, id: 337457, Profile Updated: 04-08-08
country: Australia
Author has written 41 stories for Doctor Who, Horatio Hornblower, and House, M.D..

A humble traveller on life's journey. No, not really...

Pretentious, a wally, but generally good fun. I like silly hats, trying to look cleverer than I am and have very little dress sense. Best quality - I smile a lot.

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1. A Room with a View » reviews
I saw it. I know I did. I swear I saw it. I'm not lying. Why would I lie? I'm not crazy. I just want to go home, home to my world.' House sees something he shouldn't have.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 7-19-09 - G. House & Amber V.
2. Der Vertrag reviews
The German version of The Contract translated by the lovely Chaoskir. If you don't know German, don't bother.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - German - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete
3. Spoiler Stories From Beyond the Grave » reviews
These are little vignettes inspired by spoilers about up coming episodes that are abounding on the Interweb – cos even if they aren't true, it is just fun to imagine the dialogue.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 10-27-06 - G. House & J. Wilson
4. Unexpected Granny » reviews
We have had neices, Mary Sues from Hell and long lost twin daughters... so let's go for a granny.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - G. House & J. Wilson
5. A Good Life reviews
Cameron's story.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-08 - A. Cameron & J. Wilson - Complete
6. desreveR seiseS ruoH ehT reviews
Another six months in the pound.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
7. The Empty Room reviews
House is never the same.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-27-08 - G. House - Complete
8. The Contract » reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,008 - Reviews: 256 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 2-13-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
9. Not Dead in a Tea Cup reviews
House celebrates life by torturing his best and only friend. They get rotated likes socks in a washing machine and discuss life, the universe and giant tea cups.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
10. Darkness reviews
Based on Priority's creey pencil idea and the Contractverse.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-28-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
11. In The Mouth of Madness reviews
There are things out there and they want you... Weird creepy rehab story. Horror, House and Wilson strong friendship with surprises. Cuddy, Steve and the kids say hi though. But be warned. It is scary scary stuff.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 12-5-06 - J. Wilson & G. House
12. Don't Mention the Z Word » reviews
House of the Dead: Now with updates from Greg House's new book: Your Zombie and You.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 2-9-07 - Published: 10-31-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
13. He's Very Verbal Isn't He reviews
Houseland, a place where law and medicine make no sense and anything can happen. Cuddy tries to show some donors around the hospital, but she is thwarted by the inhabitants of Houseland at every turn.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 1-13-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
14. Not With a Bang, but With a Whimper reviews
What if House went too far? What if it all went wrong and there was no last minute save? Strong House and Wilson friendship, plus Cuddy and a rat. FINISHED and COMPLETE with DVD extras and deleted scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 7-14-06 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
15. He Was Right reviews
House eventually becomes the one thing he always destined to be.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-06 - G. House - Complete
16. A Tale of Two Bastards reviews
House's dad finds out he is gay. House hides under the house. Wilson has to prize House from under the house by means of a big stick. For the HW fest. As always viewer discretion is advised.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-8-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
17. Weird Creepy Story reviews
House after weird creepy rehab. Viewer Discretion Advised
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-27-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
18. House's House » reviews
Houseland: Where architecture follows no rules or boundaries and everyday can bring a new challenge or a new staircase...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 4-6-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
19. Game, Set and Match reviews
Detective Tritter wins.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-15-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
20. Schoolboys in Da House » reviews
Cuddy grabbed the offending miscreant by the ear. He made a noise that could only be described as an 'erp': More drama ensues...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 1-21-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
21. One Blind House » reviews
"The man is blind and crippled. How on earth did he manage to escape?" Cuddy threw her hands up in her trademark Houseian exclamation of frustration. "Oh forget I said that. This is House. We will probably find him halfway up Everest."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - G. House & J. Wilson
22. Pass the Pretzels reviews
Sometimes a friendship can last a long long time.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 6-28-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete
23. An Ode to Love reviews
In the darkest hours Cameron ponders her love for House?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-11-06 - G. House & A. Cameron
24. Dream Jimmy reviews
By day House can never be loved, but by night deep down, don't we all want to be. House and Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-3-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
25. Saving Kittens and Other Late Night Catastrophes reviews
The story of Jimmy the Wonder Boy Oncologist and his best friend Dr Scruffy McCane as they make the world safe for kittens up trees everywhere. House and Cuddy or House and Wilson. Ambiguity abounds.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-13-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
26. William reviews
Lt Bush is hounded by a vicious Captain out for his blood. A long involved story with loads of gratuitous violence and some sappy stuff too.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-05
27. The Hardest Decision He Ever Had to Make reviews
A little vingette exploring the relationship between the Doctor and Ace.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-05
28. Half Human on His Mother's Side reviews
The journal of an old Time Lord regarding a boy he used to know: Features the First Doctor and the Eighth Doctor. Quite sappy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-05
29. The Evil That is Richard E Grant » reviews
Will Richard E stop the new series? Will Nyssa ever get her brain back? Will the Eighth Doctor recover from being repeated hit with a frying pan? Yes boys and girls - fanwank city
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 11-30-04
30. A Time Lord Even More So reviews
Gallifrey is safe, but someone had to pay the price. Lots of nasty Timelords, random brutality, confused Doctors and a know it all TARDIS. Quite sappy...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-04
31. Blood and Wine are Red » reviews
What happens when you destroy a civilisation? What happens when you get a bit too dark and manipulative. Doc Eight and Seven struggle with the reality of being Time's Champion. Not very pleasant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-24-04 - Published: 1-2-04
32. The Nine Doctors reviews
We have had the Three Doctors and the Five Doctors: Now comes the Nine Doctors. More Doctors, more sceaming assistants, more fan wank than ever before. Unfortunately this is not it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-14-04
33. Percy Gets The Job » reviews
How many Doctors can you fit into a eight hundred word story? I manage eight and one bewildered actor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-20-04 - Published: 1-16-04
34. Zagreus does something and then eats bread' reviews
The lost scene from Zagreus - Eighth Doctor silliness, the third Doctor sings and everyone indulges in a bit of Doctor Who fanwallying.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-03
35. Revenge reviews
Crank up the cattle prods and bring on the angst: Docter Eight
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-03
36. Love and Lust with Doctor Number Eight reviews
Will Mary Sue and the Doctor finally...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-03
37. The Battered Panama takes a Battering reviews
More tacky cliches, quivering love mounds and just a little bit of heart ache
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-03
38. It Was a Dark and Stormy Night reviews
The Doctor realises his true love. A Doctor Who Equivalent of 'a dark and stormy night' opening. Trully awful prose. Involves campy adult type inferences. Involves references to both leafy and underground vegetables. Includes references to mother in law e
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-03
39. Musings at 3AM » reviews
The Doc gets sloshed and thinks about life, the universe and sex. A bit of wishfull thinking, but nothing too nasty and some humour.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-14-03
40. Some Time After Death Comes to Time reviews
Now remember boys and girls, mass murder is not a groovy or cool thing, so don't try this at home.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-03
41. A Broken Wheel » reviews
Its a family matter. A short, rather nasty piece using the concepts from Lungbarrow. Seventh Doctor, Ace and various cousins
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-20-03 - Published: 10-18-03
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