| DIY Sheep |
Author has written 41 stories for Doctor Who, Horatio Hornblower, and House, M.D.. A humble traveller on life's journey. No, not really... Pretentious, a wally, but generally good fun. I like silly hats, trying to look cleverer than I am and have very little dress sense. Best quality - I smile a lot. | |||||||
1. A Room with a View » reviewsI saw it. I know I did. I swear I saw it. I'm not lying. Why would I lie? I'm not crazy. I just want to go home, home to my world.' House sees something he shouldn't have.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 7-19-09 - G. House & Amber V.2. Der Vertrag reviewsThe German version of The Contract translated by the lovely Chaoskir. If you don't know German, don't bother.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - German - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete3. Spoiler Stories From Beyond the Grave » reviewsThese are little vignettes inspired by spoilers about up coming episodes that are abounding on the Interweb – cos even if they aren't true, it is just fun to imagine the dialogue.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 10-27-06 - G. House & J. Wilson4. Unexpected Granny » reviewsWe have had neices, Mary Sues from Hell and long lost twin daughters... so let's go for a granny.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 6-18-07 - G. House & J. Wilson5. A Good Life reviewsCameron's story.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-08 - A. Cameron & J. Wilson - Complete6. desreveR seiseS ruoH ehT reviewsAnother six months in the pound.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete7. The Empty Room reviewsHouse is never the same.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-27-08 - G. House - Complete8. The Contract » reviewsHe laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,008 - Reviews: 256 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 2-13-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete9. Not Dead in a Tea Cup reviewsHouse celebrates life by torturing his best and only friend. They get rotated likes socks in a washing machine and discuss life, the universe and giant tea cups.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete10. Darkness reviewsBased on Priority's creey pencil idea and the Contractverse.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-28-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete11. In The Mouth of Madness reviewsThere are things out there and they want you... Weird creepy rehab story. Horror, House and Wilson strong friendship with surprises. Cuddy, Steve and the kids say hi though. But be warned. It is scary scary stuff.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 12-5-06 - J. Wilson & G. House12. Don't Mention the Z Word » reviewsHouse of the Dead: Now with updates from Greg House's new book: Your Zombie and You.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 2-9-07 - Published: 10-31-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete13. He's Very Verbal Isn't He reviewsHouseland, a place where law and medicine make no sense and anything can happen. Cuddy tries to show some donors around the hospital, but she is thwarted by the inhabitants of Houseland at every turn.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 1-13-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete14. Not With a Bang, but With a Whimper reviewsWhat if House went too far? What if it all went wrong and there was no last minute save? Strong House and Wilson friendship, plus Cuddy and a rat. FINISHED and COMPLETE with DVD extras and deleted scenes.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 7-14-06 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete15. He Was Right reviewsHouse eventually becomes the one thing he always destined to be.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-06 - G. House - Complete16. A Tale of Two Bastards reviewsHouse's dad finds out he is gay. House hides under the house. Wilson has to prize House from under the house by means of a big stick. For the HW fest. As always viewer discretion is advised.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-8-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete17. Weird Creepy Story reviewsHouse after weird creepy rehab. Viewer Discretion AdvisedHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-27-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete18. House's House » reviewsHouseland: Where architecture follows no rules or boundaries and everyday can bring a new challenge or a new staircase...House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 4-6-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete19. Game, Set and Match reviewsDetective Tritter wins.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-15-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete20. Schoolboys in Da House » reviewsCuddy grabbed the offending miscreant by the ear. He made a noise that could only be described as an 'erp': More drama ensues...House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 1-21-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete21. One Blind House » reviews"The man is blind and crippled. How on earth did he manage to escape?" Cuddy threw her hands up in her trademark Houseian exclamation of frustration. "Oh forget I said that. This is House. We will probably find him halfway up Everest."House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - G. House & J. Wilson22. Pass the Pretzels reviewsSometimes a friendship can last a long long time.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 6-28-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete23. An Ode to Love reviewsIn the darkest hours Cameron ponders her love for House?House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-11-06 - G. House & A. Cameron24. Dream Jimmy reviewsBy day House can never be loved, but by night deep down, don't we all want to be. House and WilsonHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-3-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete25. Saving Kittens and Other Late Night Catastrophes reviewsThe story of Jimmy the Wonder Boy Oncologist and his best friend Dr Scruffy McCane as they make the world safe for kittens up trees everywhere. House and Cuddy or House and Wilson. Ambiguity abounds.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-13-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete26. William reviewsLt Bush is hounded by a vicious Captain out for his blood. A long involved story with loads of gratuitous violence and some sappy stuff too.Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-0527. The Hardest Decision He Ever Had to Make reviewsA little vingette exploring the relationship between the Doctor and Ace.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-0528. Half Human on His Mother's Side reviewsThe journal of an old Time Lord regarding a boy he used to know: Features the First Doctor and the Eighth Doctor. Quite sappy.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-0529. The Evil That is Richard E Grant » reviewsWill Richard E stop the new series? Will Nyssa ever get her brain back? Will the Eighth Doctor recover from being repeated hit with a frying pan? Yes boys and girls - fanwank cityDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 11-30-0430. A Time Lord Even More So reviewsGallifrey is safe, but someone had to pay the price. Lots of nasty Timelords, random brutality, confused Doctors and a know it all TARDIS. Quite sappy...Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-0431. Blood and Wine are Red » reviewsWhat happens when you destroy a civilisation? What happens when you get a bit too dark and manipulative. Doc Eight and Seven struggle with the reality of being Time's Champion. Not very pleasant.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-24-04 - Published: 1-2-0432. The Nine Doctors reviewsWe have had the Three Doctors and the Five Doctors: Now comes the Nine Doctors. More Doctors, more sceaming assistants, more fan wank than ever before. Unfortunately this is not it.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-14-0433. Percy Gets The Job » reviewsHow many Doctors can you fit into a eight hundred word story? I manage eight and one bewildered actor.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-20-04 - Published: 1-16-0434. Zagreus does something and then eats bread' reviewsThe lost scene from Zagreus - Eighth Doctor silliness, the third Doctor sings and everyone indulges in a bit of Doctor Who fanwallying.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-0335. Revenge reviewsCrank up the cattle prods and bring on the angst: Docter EightDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-0336. Love and Lust with Doctor Number Eight reviewsWill Mary Sue and the Doctor finally...Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-0337. The Battered Panama takes a Battering reviewsMore tacky cliches, quivering love mounds and just a little bit of heart acheDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-0338. It Was a Dark and Stormy Night reviewsThe Doctor realises his true love. A Doctor Who Equivalent of 'a dark and stormy night' opening. Trully awful prose. Involves campy adult type inferences. Involves references to both leafy and underground vegetables. Includes references to mother in law eDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-0339. Musings at 3AM » reviewsThe Doc gets sloshed and thinks about life, the universe and sex. A bit of wishfull thinking, but nothing too nasty and some humour.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-14-0340. Some Time After Death Comes to Time reviewsNow remember boys and girls, mass murder is not a groovy or cool thing, so don't try this at home.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-0341. A Broken Wheel » reviewsIts a family matter. A short, rather nasty piece using the concepts from Lungbarrow. Seventh Doctor, Ace and various cousinsDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-20-03 - Published: 10-18-03