*My Profile*

Name: Missy, or Sequins to you. Did you really expect me to tell you my real name? I thought not.

Age: So old I was chillin' with yo mama and the dinosaurs. No, you daft person, I'm not that old.

Gender: Female.

Birthday: the fourth of June, 11:52 exactly. Year? Keep on laughing.

Ambition: Don't laugh. I want to be a singer. Hahaha. I can hear you laughing from Australia. But I am ENGLISH, OK?

Favourites...

Favourite colour: Either yellow or lilac. Or both!

Favourite flower: roses of every colour, blue or purple leschenaultia

Favourite song(s): Boys Like You, 360 ft. Gossling. Grenade, Bruno Mars. Call Me Maybe. Runaway, Devlin ft. Yasmin. Eminem ft. Rihanna, Love the Way You Lie.

Icons...

Lifestyle Icon: Adele

Beauty Icon: Taylor Swift

My Internet Family...

Monster the Vamelfair: *huggles* Love you, and you keep being funny and happy and rambling, okay?

the Velvet Masquerade: One of my quieter Internet sisters. Still awesomely epic!

Epic Quotes...

Why are there so many MOTHA F*IN TREES IN THE MOTHA F*KIN FOREST! Tigerstar is Gay, by blissheart

"Parting your soup isn't a miracle, Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccar practice- that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education- that's a miracle. People want Me to do everything for them. But what they don't realize is they have the power. Want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle."

-God to Bruce; Bruce Almighty

MY LITTLE RELIGIOUS COPY-PASTES

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. AMEN TO THAT!!!

New School Prayer:

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness)

If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

Made my eyes tear up... I love you too, Jesus!

A True Boyfriend -

When she walks away from you mad follow her

When she stares at your mouth kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you give her your attention

When she pulls away pull her back

When you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her --because 10 years later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next day the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

1) Write down your five favorite cat's from warriors in no particular order!

1. Mistyfoot

2. Hollyleaf

3. Hawkfrost

4. Cinderheart

5. Jayfeather

2) What would you think about a name with (1's beginning and 4's ending)?

Mistyheart (yeah)

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story (2's first name and 3's last name)?

Hollyfrost (depends on the cat, but I think so)

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's lat name)?

Jayleaf (yes, that is totally weird and senseless)

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Mistyfeather (Drama/Comedy/Romance)

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Hollyfoot and Hawkfeather- A Classic Love Song (a story of forbidden romance with frequent songfics slashed into it)

7) Write a prophecy saying that they had to save the clan? (1's last name and 3's first name)?

Footfrost (I AM NOT THAT CRUEL)

8) What would (2's last name and 4's last name) look like?

Leafheart- silver she cat with gray-green eyes

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Hawkmisty (her leader is a senseless drama queen)

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Mistyheart (yes)

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Cinderstripe(that is plain weird... I love it)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Ceipnidresr (pardon?)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Dark Kitty!! (no-one said 'dark' had to be at the end...)

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan

Breezepool (...)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Scooter (errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I danced with

July I shot

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A crackhead

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A mop

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I danced with a crackhead because I'm bringing sexy back! (Or not. He fainted on me)

//kidding