Thephoenix1996
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since: 10-27-11, id: 3376427, Profile Updated: 07-30-12
Author has written 5 stories for Blue Bloods, NCIS, Hart of Dixie, and NCIS: Los Angeles.

@ favorite TV shows:

Blue Bloods: I love the family aspect of this show, especially the brotherly relationship between Danny and Jamie (which we don't get much of) so it's what I focus on in my stories. my favorite character is Jamie.

NCIS: it's one of the best TV shows I've seen on TV. I love Tony and Gibbs' interaction (especially the head-slaps).

Tony is my favorite character.

Others: One tree hill, Gilmore girls, ED, The vampire diaries, 24, Angel, Dark angel, Army wives.

@ favorite movies:

A walk to remember, If only, Wicker park, Green zone, Not since you, serendipity, The ultimate gift, Ice age.

@ favorite Bands:

A fine frenzy, Athlete, Aqualung, Cold play, Lifehouse, Nickelback, Parachute, Snow patrol.

@ favorite quotes:

We do not see things as they are. We see them as we are.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. Murphy's Law.

some of my favorite short stories:

Is your jar full?

A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was.

The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar
was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes."

The Professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and
poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty
space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the Professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things - your family, your children, your
health, your friends, your favorite passions - things that if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
your car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first", he continued, "there is no room
for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the
things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are
critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get
medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of
the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand."

When he had finished, there was a profound silence. Then one of the
students raised her hand and with a puzzled expression, inquired what the
beer represented.

The Professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no
matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of
beers."

Lesson: When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar.

LEGEND

In Greek mythology Echo was a wood nymph who loved a youth by the name of Narcissus. He was a beautiful creature loved by many but Narcissus loved no one. He enjoyed attention, praise and envy. In Narcissus' eyes nobody matched him and as such he considered none were worthy of him.

Echo's passion for Narcissus was equaled only by her passion for talking as she always had to have the last word. One day she enabled the escape of the goddess Juno's adulterous husband by engaging Juno in conversation. On finding out Echo's treachery Juno cursed Echo by removing her voice with the exception that she could only speak that which was spoken to her.

Echo often waited in the woods to see Narcissus hoping for a chance to be noticed. One day as she lingered in the bushes he heard her footsteps and called out “Who's here?” Echo replied “Here!” Narcissus called again "Come", Echo replied "Come!". Narcissus called once more “Why do you shun me?... Let us join one another.” Echo was overjoyed that Narcissus had asked her to join him. She longed to tell him who she was and of all the love she had for him in her heart but she could not speak. She ran towards him and threw herself upon him.

Narcissus became angry “Hands off! I would rather die than you should have me!” and threw Echo to the ground. Echo left the woods a ruin, her heart broken. Ashamed she ran away to live in the mountains yearning for a love that would never be returned. The grief killed her. Her body became one with the mountain stone. All that remained was her voice which replied in kind when others spoke.

Narcissus continued to attract many nymphs all of whom he briefly entertained before scorning and refusing them. The gods grew tired of his behavior and cursed Narcissus. They wanted him to know what it felt like to love and never be loved. They made it so there was only one whom he would love, someone who was not real and could never love him back.

One day whilst out enjoying the sunshine Narcissus came upon a pool of water. As he gazed into it he caught a glimpse of what he thought was a beautiful water spirit. He did not recognize his own reflection and was immediately enamored. Narcissus bent down his head to kiss the vision. As he did so the reflection mimicked his actions. Taking this as a sign of reciprocation Narcissus reached into the pool to draw the water spirit to him. The water displaced and the vision was gone. He panicked, where had his love gone? When the water became calm the water spirit returned. “Why, beautiful being, do you shun me? Surely my face is not one to repel you. The nymphs love me, and you yourself look not indifferent upon me. When I stretch forth my arms you do the same; and you smile upon me and answer my beckoning with the like.” Again he reached out and again his love disappeared. Frightened to touch the water Narcissus lay still by the pool gazing in to the eyes of his vision.

He cried in frustration. As he did so Echo also cried. He did not move, he did not eat or drink, he only suffered. As he pined he became gaunt loosing his beauty. The nymphs that loved him pleaded with him to come away from the pool. As they did so, Echo also pleaded with him. He was transfixed; he wanted to stay there forever. Narcissus like Echo died with grief. His body disappeared and where his body once lay a flower grew in it's place. The nymphs mourned his death and as they mourned Echo also mourned.

The story of Echo and Narcissus is used as a warning to those who love someone that can not love them back and is often used as a basis for understanding the implications of a condition known as Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). It is also used in reference to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD).

Funny (and possibly true) story.

ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


1. After » reviews
"Pain is the only thing he is aware of. " A story detailing Deeks and Sam's rescue, and what comes after that. Post 4x24. Eventual Denzi.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 5-17-13 - M. Deeks & S. Hanna
2. Snapshots » reviews
A series of one-shots documenting events in the lives of the Reagan siblings. chapter 5 'Loss': Five of his friends were with him when it happened, and only three came out alive.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 7-27-12 - Danny R. & Jamie R.
3. Betrayal » reviews
Sometimes blood isn't thicker than water and family will cross you quicker than strangers. Tony will learn that the hard way.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,395 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 2-9-13 - Published: 10-20-12 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
4. It Is What It Is reviews
"You don't pick and choose your family, Doc, no one has that luxury. My father is my only family, I don't want him to be a drunk and I don't want to have to sing him down from a rooftop every damn month of every damn year, but it's the way things are."
Hart of Dixie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-13 - Wade K. & Zoe H. - Complete
5. Love & Family » reviews
Jamie and Heather were ten years old when they met, fifteen when they fell in love with each other, and sixteen when she left and broke his heart. What happens when twelve years later, Heather comes back while Jamie is dealing with the aftermath of some troubling events? chapter 6:Danny and Jamie resolve some issues and Jamie and Heather are trapped in a basement.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-7-13 - Published: 7-10-12 - Jamie R.