|This Calls For More Glitter|
Author has written 19 stories for Glee.
Hi Gleeks! This a collaborative account for Glee, we are Jessie, Stephanie and Jackie. We call our account "This Calls For More Glitter" because we all watched a Sesame Street Glee parody together, in which muppet Kurt cried out "This calls for more glitter!" and then glitter fell from the sky. We thought it was hilarious and it has become sort of like a personal joke. Watch the video here:
Jackie- I am a total Gleek. I love Finchel! And I also ship Klaine, Quick, Brittana, Samcedes and Tike. I ship pretty much every friendship, but mostly Hummelberry, Furt and Faberry. Faithfully is my favorite song. I’ll probably write a lot of stories, and most of them will probably take place in the future and involve Finchel babies, because Finchel needs to have babies. Yay Finchel babies!!! :)
Jessie- I am a big Klaine shipper and a Gleek, even though I just started watching at the end of season two (thanks to my friends, who got me to watch it). I am obsessed with Klex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kind of like Finchel, but not as much as Jackie. :) She is obsessed!
Steph- I ship Finchel. :D I'm a Gleek and proud! I am currently in the middle of 2 stories on this account. I also have my own account its Singer1223 :)This Is Bob. Copy And Paste Him So He Can Take Over The Internet.
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Our Favorite Glee Quotes:
You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lighting out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
-Kurt, Grilled Cheesus
Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.
-Rachel and Finn, Journey to Regionals
Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
-Kurt, The Rhodes Not Taken
Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
- Vitamin D
(to Will) Don't touch me (Will touches her and then storms out of Principal Finggins' office) That is a law suit mister i will sue your ass!
(voiceover) I can totally sing this song with Finn. But screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Diana Ross part from me.
[voiceover] I never realized how nice Rachel's butt is. Oh crap, I think Quinn knows I'm staring at it. [looks away]
Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up till after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Mercedes: We can't. We need her to sing.
Kurt: Damn her talent.
Artie: We assumed it was you.
Santana: Why would I do that?
Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating?
Santana: Sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?
Will: What do you say when you answer the phone?
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who this be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead; this is her son."
I carry a rape whistle!
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
-Sue about Kurt and Mercedes, The Power of Madonna
You're a really good teacher, Mr. Schue. Even if everyone is calling you a man-whore.
-Quinn, Bad Reputation
Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious--we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know what Miley feels like.
- Grilled Cheesus
Will: [turns around and sees everyone as little kids] Okay, I definitely have a fever.
Young Santana: Looking good Puckerman. Someone's been eating their Wheaties.
Young Puck: [kisses his muscles] These guns are fully loaded.
Young Rachel: Mr Schue? I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to explore the ouevre of one Bernadette Peters.
Young Brittany: Someday, I'm going to Paris to visit the Oeuvre.
Young Mike: I just want to dance.
Young Mercedes: Mr. Schuester? You look a little green.
Trust me on this. I’ve been planning weddings since I was 2. My Power Rangers have gotten married and divorced in so many combinations it’s like they’re Fleetwood Mac.
Mercedes: (sitting on Santa's lap) I've been a very good girl, Santa. I want a pony and a dolly that laughs and cries and...one of us smells like McDonald's.
Lauren: (sitting on Santa's lap) I want Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. And I want sweet potato fries.
Santana: (sitting on Santa's lap) I want bling. I can't be more specific than that. Okay hold up. Don't tell that's a roll of Certs in your pocket. (gets off)
Quinn: (sitting on Santa's lap) Do you have anything for stretch marks?
Sam: (sitting on Santa's lap) Chapstick. Lots of Chapstick.
Mike: (sitting on Santa's lap) I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Tina: (sitting on Santa's lap) When does Asian Santa arrive?
Elf Lady: Next.
Brittany: (to Elf Lady) Just know, you have rights.
Santa: Ho, ho, ho.
Brittany: (sits on Santa's lap)
Santa: What's your name?
Brittany: Brittany. You've gotten really tan.
Santa: That's because in the North Pole there is a hole in the ozone.
Brittany: (laughs) You're amazing. I know you're really busy so I only want one thing for Christmas. (points to Artie) Do you see my boyfriend over there?
Brittany: For Christmas, I want him to be able to walk. You can do that, can't you Santa?
Santa: (turns to Artie)
Artie: (shakes his head no)
Santa: Um...sure. I'm on it.
Brittany: Thank you Santa.
Artie: Now we're screwed.
- A Very Glee Christmas
It's okay. Most of this isn't mine anyway.
-Santana about her hair, A Very Glee Christmas
I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled.
-Brittany, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle
Mr. Schue... First of all that vest is very cute... you are all kinds of awesome.
-Rachel, Blame It On The Alcohol
Your face tastes awesome.
-Rachel after kissing Blaine, Blame It On The Alcohol
Ladies, I apreciate you spending time with me while Blaine recovers, but why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
-Kurt, The Spanish Teacher
How is the girl with no ass supposed to choose between the juiced-up wolf and the depressed vampire?
-Mercedes while watching Twilight, The Spanish Teacher
I've never seen lips like that on a white child, and one of your nipples is higher than the other. I bet you've had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples.
-Coach Roz Washington, Yes/No
They say 1 in 10 people is gay, which means one of the 12 apostles might've been gay. My bet's on Simon because that name's the gayest.
You're like this big, gold star, and for some bizarre reason, you chose to let me love you.
Finn: Do you know what we should do?
-The Rhodes Not Taken
Play the fanfic game with Jackie! Yay! List 12 characters, like so:
5. Mr. Schue
Now answer these questions:
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Puck and Tina? No, and I don’t think I want to either.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Blaine is so hot! I LOVE YOU DARREN! I WANT TO BE MRS. DARREN CRISS!
Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Santana? I’ve read some Brittana.
Do you think Two and Six would make a cute couple?
Finn and Puck? Do I even have to answer that! No way! Not happening! (PS: Wouldn't their ship name be the F-bomb? Nuff said.)
Five/Ten or Five/Nine? Why?
Mr. Schue and Santana, or Mr. Schue and Brittany. Neither! Teacher-student relationships are frowned upon!
Do you recall any fics about One?
I love Rachel! Rachel is probably my favorite character. In case you haven’t noticed, I am a Finchel freak! GO FINCHEL!
Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?
Finn and Quinn or Finn and Blaine? Finn and Blaine would never hook up, but I’d rather see them get it on than see a FUINN reunion!
Would Five and Three make a good couple?
Mr. Schue and Kurt? Gross!
Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?
Mercedes and Brittany…Mercedes! Brittany isn’t one to fight, but I do love that little blonde bicorn! As Britt once said: Stop the violence!
One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?
Rachel and Mr. Schue or Finn and Tina? I guess Finn and Tina, Rachel and Mr. Schue disgusts me on every level!
Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?
Santana and Puck…that’s hard. Santana would go all Lima Heights Adjacent on Puck and I think the only violence between Puck and girls is hitting on them.
Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...their reaction?
Finn and Quinn again? Do you hate me? But, whatever. Finn and Quinn are making out, Brittany walks in. Brittany would probably start talking about the bicorns and the bees. Quinn would be super annoyed and Finn would probably need to start thinking of the mail…LOL!
Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who would they choose?
Kurt has to marry Sue ( Sweet Porcelain and Sue as man and wife? Disgusting!), Blaine (YES!!!!!) or Santana. BLAINE!!!! KLAINE FOREVER!!!
What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Ten in a secret relationship?
Quinn discovers Kurt and Brittany in a secret relationship…She’d tell everyone and post it on Facebook.
Is there such thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?
Blaine and Brittany? I doubt it!
Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/comfort fic.
Rachel and Mr. Schue again? I don’t know… The Music’s Still There or something.
What would be a good pick up line for Eleven to use on Six?
Tina and Puck? Uh…:O "So, you like Asian vampire girls?" I don't know any pick up lines!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Because Quinn was super scary when she was in labor!
Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Santana murders Finn’s best friend…I guess I could see that. But I don’t know how Finn would plan on getting revenge. From Mash-Off’s promo I’m guessing a game of dodge ball! ROTFL!
Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?
Everyone is mean to Kurt…Blaine would be his knight in shining armor and Jessie and I would be weeping in front of our TV sets. :)
Four jumps you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?
If Blaine jumped me, I may actually not want saving…But let me see, Brittany, Finn or Quinn? Brittany, maybe? You know, I think if this happened I’d be getting jumped.
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Rachel and Quinn are in a happy relationship until Santana runs off with Quinn, Rachel. brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tina and a brief, unhappy affair with Mercedes, then follows the wise advice of Mr. Schue and finds true love with Kurt. PS: Why is Rachel a lesbian so many times in this question? FINCHEL FOREVER BEYOTCH!!!!!
What title would you give this fic?
"Rachel, you belong with Finn and YOU'RE NOT A LESBIAN!!!!!!" How's that?
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh my God...Mercedes, is there something you want to tell us? How'd you get SUE pregnant?
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Quinn walks in on Finn and Mercedes having sex...God, I don't even want to think about that. *screams and runs away*
What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
Mercedes, how could you?
What would you think if 1 was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If 1 is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if 1 became the most optimistic person in the world?
Rachel?!? I'd think it was more likely her long lost evil twin than her, that is so not like Rachel!
Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Puck, since when do you need to brush a Mohawk?
Seven, nine and four have banded together at three in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Quinn, Santana and Blaine singing "Baby" by Justin Beiber to me at three in the morning? Well, Blaine's there so I'll survive... :) I'd probably think "Who's sing- OH MY GOD! IT'S BLAINE! I LOVE YOU!!!!"
How would you react if you saw eight and eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Sue...Tina...WHAT THE F IS GOING ON??????
(2) (5) (1), (6), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (1) asks (8), and (8) says Truth. (1) asks who (8) loves, and (8), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (5). (8) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (3) while (4) and (5) run into the sunset together. However, (1) is secretly in love with (3), and become so jealous of (8), who, after the comfort from (3) becomes in a relationship with (3), and so (1) decides to murder (8), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (7) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (3) to continued their relationship.
Finn, Mr. Schue, Rachel, Puck, Sue and Kurt are playing Truth or Dare. Rachel asks Sue and Sue says Truth. Rachel asks who Sue loves and Sue, confessed their true love with Blaine. Blaine does not share this feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Mr. Schue. Sue is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Kurt while Blaine and Mr. Schue run into the sunset together. However, Rachel is secretly in love with Kurt and becomes so jealous of Sue, who, after the comfort from Kurt becomes in a relationship with Kurt, and so Rachel decides to murder Sue, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Quinn and is sent to prison, allowing Sue and Kurt to continue their relationship.
Okay, that was weird! But funny.
What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
If Blaine gave me a daisy I would scream and probably faint. Because I think he is soooooo hot!
(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
I think both Finn and Tina are awesome, but I'm smarter than Finn so...that wouldn't be good.
Thanks for playing! Toodles my dear Gleeks!
PS: Don't forget to ship Finchel! :)
Saw this one some people's profiles and thought it was funny.
Chuck Norris Facts: Finchel Style
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Fincheltatorship.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Finchel
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Finchel moment is worth 1 billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Finchel" for every answer. You will score over 8000. (seriously? I am so doing that when I take my SAT's! Well, not really)
Ian Brennen and Ryan Murphy once worked as weathermen for the San Diego evening news. Every night they would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Finchel.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Finchel shipper.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Finchel."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Finchel. (that doesn't really make sense)
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Finchel never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Finchel.
All roads lead to Finchel. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Finchel... Just kidding, Finchel is first.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Finchel shippers.
Only Finchel can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Finchel shipper.
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Finchel shipper."
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Finchel … dies. (You got that right!)
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Finchel.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Finchel juice. (What the...?)
Some people say that Finchel is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead
Now you have observed how the Finchel brain works. It's a very weird place in here! -Jackie
Story Ideas (PM us with the ones you like):
Just Go With It- Based off the movie of the same name. A Quick story. (Puck is Danny, Quinn is Katherine and Santana is Palmer). For years, plastic surgeon Noah "Puck" Puckerman has pretended to be married to pick up women, and then meets Santana Lopez without his wedding ring on. When she finds out, Puck enlists his assitant, single mother Quinn, to pose as his soon to be ex wife. But what happens when they find themselves in a web of lies, and Puck finds himself falling for the wrong girl? Could he possibly be in love... with Quinn?
Grown Ups- Based off the movie of the same name. When their old Glee coach dies, the New Directions gang reunites after 22 years to spend a summer together at the lake with their kids. Over the course of the summer, they get involved in a lot of crazy adventures, such as a blossoming romance, a few lies, getting 'slushie wasted', and a sing off against their old glee club rivals, Vocal Adrenaline. Let's just say, some people never change! Finchel, Klaine, Shuck, Quartie, Tike, Samcedes and Brittana.
In Nine Months Time- In nine months time, Finn and Rachel will have a baby. Kurt and Blaine will be married. Mr. Schue might be dead. Quinn and Puck will be divorced. And Santana and Brittany will be on the other side of the country. But then again, in nine months, a lot of things can change. Finchel, Klaine, Quick, Brittana, possible Wemma, Samcedes, Tike and Sugartie. Most likely Brittany's POV.
As of right now we will probably not be starting a new story, but then again if Stephanie or Jessie decide to write one of them might work on one of these ideas.
Sesame Street G Club-
Jackie's Glee Wiki Profile-(also on Smash Wiki)
Jackie's YouTube Channel (Make Sure To Check Out "A New Direction")-
Jackie, Jessie and Stephanie
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