Hi,

you are now on youjustdontgettit or known by her friends 'bitch number 1''s profile.

I'm quite committed to writing so I'd really like if you'd reveiw my story to show that you've read it.

Thanks.

By the way I have another account on fictionpress.com under exactly the same name as fanfiction.

I've also got my own poetry website called Gothpoems please VISIT!!!!. Enjoy. :D

Here are some cool quotes that I stole from either other people's profiles or the internet so if you recognise these from your profile don't assume I'm a theif assume I like your profile XP!

(if you like these too feel free to put them on you profile!)

The awkward moment when you realise you’re chewing on a borrowed pen.

The awkward moment when your nan beats up the local gang.

The awkward moment when your faking a phone call and your phone rings.

The awkward moment when you walk into the wrong classroom.

The awkward moment when you step out of the house and you realise you are too sexy for your shirt.

That awkard moment when you arrive at your detention early and theres a load of kids still in class...

Can’t sorry, walking my unicorn.
Can’t sorry, walking my dinosaur.
Can’t sorry, taking my nan to a rave.
Can’t sorry, it’s my pet snails 100m race today.
Can’t sorry, I died from not forwarding chain mail.

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."

"WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff."

"When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

"Always forgive your enemies. But make sure you've punched them first."

"all I want from you is your love... and your credit card details!"

"your an amazing friend and my loyalties will always lie with you, but if the zombies come after us, I'm gonna' have to trip you."

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm not a bitch I'm just honest

I'm not a weirdo I'm just not like you

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

OKAY GUYS I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED, i HAVE JUST BEEN SO SWAMPED WITH MY GCSE COURSEWORK, HW AND A NOVEL I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING...SOWWIE :3

BTW: I AM STILL WRITING CHAPTERS OF THE STORIES, I JUST HAVEN'T POSTED THEM YET

FORGIVE ME, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO XD

XXX

MWA-MWA