Heyo Peeps! I'm a writer, artist and all around escaped psychopath!! Oh, and I LOVE MONKIES!! I am of both Dutch and Irish desent, but I'm all Canadian!!!

I also have tumblr, right about here http://kerosene-lantern.tumblr.com/

Name: There are some who call me... 'Tim'...?

Gender: Female YO!!

Age: Like I'm gonna tell you FOOLS!!

Birthday: March 3rd!!!!

Live: Come visit me at the Rosenthalls Inn!!! (Inside Joke. If you knew me in Grade 7, you'll understand)

Religion: ROMAN CATHOLIC!! GOD ROCKS! POPE ROCKS! ALL CATHOLICS ROCK!

Fears: Being torn apart by...well anything

Movies: Labyrinth, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, ALL TIM BURTON MOVIES, Muppet Treasure Island, Blade Runner, ALL DISNEY MOVIES, The Breakfast Club, Jurassic Park, Johnny English, RED, How to Train Your Dragon, wall-E, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Cirque du Freak the Vampires Assistant, Childs Play, The Princess Bride, Scream, Sherlock Holmes, Thumbelina, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man 1 & 2, THE AVENGERS,

Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, HARRY POTTER SERIES, Allana series, The Saga of Darren Shan, The Demonata, Goosebumps, Sherlock Holmes

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, going on the internet, laughing, cheering things up (yes, also inanimate objects), watching TV, watching movies, being absolutely insane, acting, singing, dancing, loving, being loved, keeping everyone I know alive and away from sewers and evil clowns, nodding my head to music, quoting from movies, confusing the living day-lights out of people,

Celebrities: TIM BURTON, TIM CURRY, STANLEY KUBRICK, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, David Bowie, MALCOLM MCDOWELL, Richard E Grant, Karl Urban, Jack Nicholson, The Marx Brothers, Dan Akroyd, John Belushi, Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Will Ferrell, Michael Keaton, Heath Ledger, Michael Caine, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, BRAD DOURIF, Mandy Patinkin, ANDRE THE GIANT, Robert Downey Jr., Tom Hiddleston, Matt Smith, David Tennant, Christopher Eccleston, TOM HARDY

Current Obsession: My English Project

My fave Quotes:

"Didn't I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles *bounce*!" -Yukon Cornelius (Rudolph)

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." -Dennis (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..." -Cleric (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Green-blooded hobgoblin..." -Leonard 'Bones' McCoy (Star Trek)

"Well, if I can't have any fun I might as well leave."-Snow Miser (A Year Without a Santa Claus)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" -Vizzini (The Princess Bride)

"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something." -The Man in Black (The Princess Bride)

"And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesause they taste much more like prunes than rubarb does."-Groucho Marx (Animal Crackers)

"Go, and never darken my towels again."-Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." -Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

"I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER". -Groucho Marx

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled. -Jim & Bart (Blazing Saddles)

Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: Kinkyyyy. Sign here. -Hedley Lamarr & Bart (Blazing Saddles)

"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter." -Gabby Johnson (Blazing Saddles)

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." -Jim (Blazing Saddles)

"Lets do some SHIM SHAMMING!" -My Grade Seven Classmates

"I'LL GIVE YOU EXCITMENT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE!" -Philip (Start the Revelution Without Me)

"Hair! I'm not bald! Ooh... big hair. Sideburns - I've got sideburns! Ooh, really bad skin. Little bit thinner; that's weird. Give me time, I'll get used to it. I... have got a mole. I can feel it. Between my shoulder blades, there's a mole. And it's all right! Love the mole." -The 10th Doctor (Doctor Who)

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." -The 11th Doctor (Doctor Who)

"This castle is in UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION! UNACCEPTABLE!" -Lemongrab (Adventure Time)

"Put you in my Oven!" -Lemongrab (Adventure Time)

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

HEATH LEDGER
It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his personality
It takes 1 day to fall in love with him
It takes 1 lifetime to forget him

R.I.P Michael Jackson.your music will live on forever!!

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Put this on your site If you like to laugh!

CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

- If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile

If you love the films of Chaplin or Keaton or Langdon or Chase or Linder or Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

75 percent of teens don't respect Michael Jackson for the iconic genious that he is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're apart of the 25 percent that do!!

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste this if you're team "Twilight Zone"!

Copy and paste this if you're team "The Next Generation"!

If you KNOW who the Marx Brothers are, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know that Abercrombie is a ZOMBIE DOG not apart of a store name, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

Let's eat grandma

Let's eat, grandma

Proper grammar saves lives

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, Tiger-Cub684, The One-Winged Author, Daydreamer747, Unquestionably Unhinged,

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, kminkphantom, DarkDemonGirl1985, Unquestionably Unhinged,

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so seceretly...)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would curiously ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you can't seem to keep your mouth shut when it really counts, copy and paste.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you' ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

100% of people are human beings. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 0% who aren't!

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Copying from a single source is called plagarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are a Dr Seuss Fan/ Seussian, put this onto you profile

"My teachers think I'm quiet, my friends wish I was"

If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Metaknight4ever, Invisibool, FlipperBoidSkua, LBTDiclonius, Seussetta, Unquestionably Unhinged,

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Ultimate-Apples (Australia),Immortal-Puppet-Otaku (USA), teiaramogami (USA), Unquestionably Unhinged (Canada)

You say Martians.
We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye.
We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack.
We say PAK.

You say uprising.
We say RESISTY!

You say stupid.
We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot.
We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly.
We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'.
We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot.
We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!"
We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens.
We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular".
We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say we're weird.
We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons). Writtensofine67: Jafar, Snape, Dexter (from dexter's lab) Prince Casipan, Chris from TDI, Ahkmenrah (Night at the museum) and Jed (from Night at the Museum) SideshowJazz1: Edward Cullen, James (from Pokemon), Simon, Jack (both from "Lord of The Flies"-I imagine them older though) and Yakko Warner, Unquestionably Unhinged (Alex Delarge, Fred Weasley and Lestat DeLioncourt),

Stereotypes - A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image. Or, people being stupid and putting someone into a catergory to satisfy their own mindsets. personally, I fit into so many stereotypes that I'm not even sure what I would be classified as... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(so true)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name Kelly

I am only three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kelly

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Pick 12 Characters

One: Alex Delarge

Two: Pennywise

Three: Unquestionably Unhinged (Me, yo!)

Four: Larten Crepsley

Five: Scarecrow

Six: ZIM

Seven: Regan MacNeil (during possession)

Eight: Chucky

Nine: Johnny C.

Ten: Freddy Krueger

Eleven: Devi D.

Twelve: Jason Voorhees

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, but I bet there is!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Crepsley is not just hot, he is BEAUTIFUL!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

O.O Are...could that even HAPPEN??!!

4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Yep, definitely. Lots of 'em!!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Zim with, uh, Pennywise? Umm...I don't think so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I think Scarecrow and Freddy. It would just be so FUNNY!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

O.0 Well, let's just say, I don't think she would need an exorcist after THAT!

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

An educated writer. The Springwood Slasher. What happens when two worlds collide in a most indecent way? INTENSE INSANITY!!

Am I good? I'm good.

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so, not with Alex and Chucky. Ahahaha!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Possessed Love.

Woo I've already got goosebumps!!

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Um...Crepsley turns Vampaneze and to celebrate, goes on a *ahem* deflowering spree in London. The rest is self explanatory.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not that I know of. I don't even think there is any.

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Unless I am a new world wide character, I don't think so.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't know. I SHALL CHECK!!

15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

...I don't think so. But we'll see.

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"THIS IS GOD!"

Haha, that was a good one.

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

For Chucky? Hmmm...

"Living Doll" by Cliff Richard

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Alex/Zim/Jason eh?

Blood, violence and lots of yelling on Zim's part

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Pennywise on Krueger?

"Wanna be able to float?" Ahahahahaha!!!

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just the other day, I think

21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

How about the piggies??

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Depends if she forgives him for trying to kill her.

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

O.O Um, first things first, I am a catholic and I know a possessed person when I see one. Second, I am a Catholic so I don't do the whole femslash thing. Sorry.

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Okay, here we go. Alex and Johnny are in a happy relationship until Johnny suddenly runs off with Crepsley (can we blame him?) Alex, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Devi (woo, spicy) and a brief unhappy affair with Jason, then follows the wise advice of Scarecrow and finds true love with ME!! WOO!!

What title would you give this fic?

'Ultraviolence, She Wrote.'

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ahem* sure, why not?

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below.

One: Hannibal

Two: Pinhead

Three: Batman

Four: Jack Torrance

Five: Jareth the Goblin King

Six: Blade

Seven: Leatherface

Eight: Norman Bateds

Nine: Lestat de Lioncourt

Ten: Dracula

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hit him with a bat and say NO to his fava beans

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

AHHHH!! *Sprays Batman with mace* Oh, sorry Batman

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

NO LESTAT! WHYYYY!!!

5 cooked you dinner?

Oh God no. Here come the sparkles

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

WHAT!? I BELONG TO A FAMILY OF CANNIBALS??? cool

10 ignored you all the time?

Fine by me! I don't want no vampire puffin' down MY neck. Unless it's Lestat.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Looks like Hannibals making dinner tonight.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Drags me to a world of Carnal Experience

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A Batmobile!!!!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Jack hacks down the door* Here's JOHNNY!!!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Blow glitter everywhere which is no help AT ALL!!!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

He's a puppet, he doesn't really care. *tear*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me chainsaw shopping!!!!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Norman? He tells me to take a shower

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Turns me into a vampire so I can WIN!!!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Try to rip out my throat, maybe.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Um...'cause he can cook?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Suggest the first date, be at Pinheads magical land of Experience!!!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means we're in for a lot of axes and puzzle boxes. But can you really blame them???

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

O.O No, I don't think so

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Beat his little wooden head in

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

WELL IF YOU STOPPED KILLIN' THEM IN THE SHOWERS!!!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

1) I'm lucky cause Lestat is BEAUTIFUL!! but 2) I'll be in for years of axe wielding psychos and Carnal Experiences

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?

Once they start to litterally EAT each other, I'm outta here

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

No because one is wood and the other wil still try to eat him and end up choking

Would number 2 trust number 5?

Well they DO kinda look alike. But I don't think so,

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

Seeing as Batman will go for tights...yeah I think so.

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?

...Ya see, Dracula kinda went for the jugular and now Jack is running around with his axe while blood is kinda pouring from his neck.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Hannibal will go for Home Ec. FOOOOOD!!!

Jareth will for choir. SINGIN' THE MAGIC SONG!!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Lestat and Leatherface go for acting. Doesn't go as planned though.

Sees Leatherface running after the stagehands with the Chainsaw while Lestat is goin' Vampaneze on everyone's asses*

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Watches Norman go after the hair washer lady and Jareth throw glitter on everyone*

No

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

K, Lestat draws a creepy leach hacking fema-puppet. Sure he'll be happy!

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

How Norman can change into a nagging old lady within a second.

5 and 6 did a work-out together?

Me: WHY IS THERE GLITTER EVERYWHERE!!??

6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?

Comes after me with the knife* I'M SOOORRRRYYY!!!

7 won the lottery?

We finally have enough to buy the platinum chainsaw!!!

9 became a singer?

He did. He did become a singer!!!

10 got a daughter?

...With who? One of his fema-vampires???

What would 1 think of 2?

Hannibal: I'll rip your body apart

Pinhead: I'll rip your soul apart

Me: O.O

What would 2 find weird about 3?

The fact that he has a midget following him saying things like,

"Holy bill of rights, Batman!" and "Holy haberdashery, Batman!" and, my favourite, "Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods Batman!"

Pinhead: Snoods?

How would 3 greet 4?

Batman: Hello citizen

Jack: ARRGG!!! *wips out axe*

What would 4 envy about 5?

How he can walk on stairs upside down and roll fancing spheres around on his little mits

Jack: Exactly!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Jareths dreams of Blade coming into the Labirynth and slaughtering all the chickens

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Umm...Both rather misunderstood and kinda creepy lookin'

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Because Norman tried to kill Leatherface in the shower

looks at Noraman on the ground, pulsing*

It didn't end well

Where would 8 meet 9?

The Bates Motel, baby

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

How he turned Louis into a vampire out of a fit of undying manly romance

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Dracula: NOTHING!!

Hannibal: Fava beans

Dracula: AHHHHHHH!!

...I don't know

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: They caught you in the shower again, didn't they?

Norman: *Nods*

9 made fun of your friends?

LESTAT! HOW COULD YOOOUUU!!!???

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Who cares! Lets go hunt us a Joker!!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: I know, Leatherface, I hate it too

Leatherface: -

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Simple, Batman would get Alfred to do it!!

Me: YAY! NO STOMACH PAINS!!

Batman: HEY

Me: I mean boo

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Same thing that happened to Jack. Go for the jugular

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?

Lestat: Oh Pinhead! I knew you loved me! You shall be the new LOUIS!!

Pinhead: Oh no

8 had quite a big secret?

Also simple. I'd ask Mrs. Bates

Me: Hey Mrs. Bates, I fear for your sons safety

Norman/Norma: *Turns into Norma* Well, here's ALLL you need to know

INVADER ZIM QUESTIONAIRE

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Inside the Massive with the donughts

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

Either Zim...or Dib

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Gaz and Gir...yep definitely

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

*Backs into a dark corner*

Keef

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

Abducted and The Wettening

His head is just begging for juice fusion!!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character

ALL OF THEM!

*Backs into a dark corner*

Except Keef

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

BOTH! I like guys who know a good donught

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Whips out bow and arrows*

ZIIM! MOVE IT!!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Watches Gir dancing on the stage*

Yep, has to be Gir

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Well lookie here. Looks like The Massive has crashed on my Island

So many snacks

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Oh...uh, well...um...just let me think on that a second

*Runs to The Massive*

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

ZaOCr, DaOCr and all other OC romances

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

Watches Zim on the large screen thing*

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!

Me: ...Hey, hey...SOMEBODIES MAKING DONUGHTS!!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

At the Pet Store. BUYIN' PUPPIES!!!

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

Prof. Membrane: Daughter, some people LIKE to talk. Your brother likes to talk about INSANE THINGS!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!
Dib: I don't wanna watch that.
Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

Dib: To defeat my enemy, I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy,
then wear my enemy's clothes

Dib: But one day, you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look
over and I'll be there! Doin' stuff!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

Purple: Yes, gorge yourselves, you mooches!

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!
Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Red: So you're saying the humans are dumb yet... tall? How is that even possible?! How can anything tall be dumb?!
Purple: Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? heh, Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

Gir: Maybe you're right. Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too.
BURRITTTTTOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Gir: Why is his head so big? Why is his head so big?!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Gir drinking his Chocolate Bubble-Gum Drink

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

“She released her arrow, which shot from her bow more swiftly than lightning-and before it could strike, another arrow appeared and was released.” (God of War)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The chair my brother is sitting in. Oh yeah, I’m THAT good.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

A commercial for ‘House’

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

Um…3:55?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:30 wow I’m way off

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My siblings watching TV! Woo!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A few hours ago, to buy a sweater.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Another thing i was putting on my profile.

9. What are you wearing?

My new sweater! And it sure is perty!!

10. Did you dream last night?

I can't really remember, but I don't think so.

11. When did you last laugh?

Not in a few hours actually. I've SMILED quite a bit, but I have yet to laugh.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Curtains, white paint, a poster of...something.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No actually I have not. Sad isn't it?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's pretty cool, what do YOU think?

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Others. It was cool.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

An AWESOME mansion somewhere in England. Yeah, that's right.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like to where Tooks, they make me look pretty.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I feel the need to end all wars, but, who knows.

19. Do you like to dance?

Of course I do, it's fun.

20. George Bush

Why should I care about HIM? I'm Canadian.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Vivian

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Joseph

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

YEEES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I really have no idea. That's for Him to know and me to find out.

Weirdness:

People call me weird and I say thank you, hey, it means that I have personality, and not boring!
I scream out of no where for no reason, it's pretty funny actually
I say random things at anytimes
When people ask me "What's wrong with you?" you reply, "Everything" and smile happily
I burst into laughter for no reason and everyone stares at me
I say weird things that dont even make sense
I think that my mind is to complex for other people to under stand
The world is weird, and If Im weird, and you're "normal", then doesnt that make you weird?
I dont want to be boring! Normalness is boring!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Im weird and Im proud and happy to be!
Put this on your profile if your weird and your proud!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _' ...baby
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (More like a zero)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (What do you mean "were"? THEY STILL ARE!!!)
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (Still do)
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back...
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Opening Credits: The Dog Days Are Over -Florence and the Machine

Birth: Opening Theme of 2001 A Space Oddysey

First day at school: Sticks and Stones -How to Train Your Dragon

Falling in Love: Always -Switchfoot

Fight Song: The Thieving Magpie from Ren and Stimpy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-zRtT5jPLA) LOOK AT THIS!!!

Breaking Up: White Flag -Dido

Prom: Drops of Jupiter -Train

Life: Big Wheels -Down With Webster

Mental Breakdown: I'm Going Slightly Mad -Queen

Driving: Ain't NO Rest for the Wicked -Cage the Elephant

Flashback: Big Jet Plane -Angus and Julia Stone

Wedding: The Golden Age -The Astroids Galaxy Tour

Birth Of Child: Hallelujah Chorus -Händel

INTERMISSION: Monty Python Intermission Music

Final Battle: Viking Death March -Billy Talent

Death Scene: September's Children -Rise Against

Funeral: Circle of Life -Celtic Music

End Credits: Gaelic Earth -Celtic Music

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

...But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Harry Potter Questionnaire

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

I love all of them! But I think the first one should always be read first.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

My favorite movie is the Goblet of Fire. Oh those Durmstangs are just so awesome. My least favorite is the last one. I cried through half of it.

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?

Sirius Black. I mean, who doesn’t love a guy who acts insane?

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?

It would have to be…Mad Eye Moody, even though he WAS an imposter.

Question 5: Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Barty Crouch Jr. He's the Doctor!

Question 6: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Fred Weasley. Yes he and his brother are two different people.

Question 7: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Well, I’ve been told I’d be in Ravenclaw but I think I’m more of a Gryffindor. I still have no idea how I got into Advanced French.

Question 8: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

THE ORDER! You get to fly around in a white light. Death Eater light looks like diarrhea in gas form.

Question 9: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

FRED WEASLEY!! He’s just so funny! Not to mention he’s a beater, and he’s really hot.

Question 10: Who would be your best friend?

Fred and George.

Question 11: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

Well, it’s out now so I don’t really have an issue. *Smiles*

Question 12: What is your favorite magical creature?

Ooo, that’s a tough one. It would have to be My Jobberknoll, Pooka.

Question 13: Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Smiles* who wouldn’t? I wouldn’t mind chucking’ all those folks in the Inquisitorial Squad in there too.

Question 14: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hmmm… I think I’d go as Hermione. With hair like mine, I could pull it off.

Question 15: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

I bought it at the book store?

Question 16: How did you get into Harry Potter?

Well, I saw the first movie when I was like ten, and then I started reading the books. Haven’t stopped since.

Question 17: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

When I sat in my bed crying and yelling at the last book of the series. I have issues okay?

Question18: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

No, actually. I’ve noticed Harry Potter actors in different movies but I haven’t actually gone to see them.

Question 19: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons?

Why would you ask that? HOGWARTS FOREVER!!!

Question 20: What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The Maze, because mazes rock. You all know that.

Question 21: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I thought he had many issues so I never really hated him. I just thought he was kinda mean.

Question 22: Do you read or write fanfiction?

… Would I be taking this survey if I didn’t?

Question 23: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Avis. I would send my army of evil birds to destroy bodega bay! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Question24: What position would you play in Quidditch?

I would probably try for Chaser.

Question 25: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

Snapes’ memories.

Question 26: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

That FRED HADN’T DIED! Sorry spoilers.

Question 27: Would you join the DA

Of course

Question 28: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

If he had opened up to Bellatrix, maybe.

Question 29: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Hmm, I would change my name to Sirius, even though I’m a girl. Then I could make the serious/Sirius pun.

Question 30: What would your pet be?

My Jobberknoll, Pooka

Question31: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Weasley family!

Question 32: Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The Invisibility Cloak

Question 33: What is your favorite horcrux?

THE SNAKE!

Question 34: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

OF COURSE! IT’S HILARIOUS & AWESOME-SAUCE!!!

Question 35: What would your patronus be?

A Hyena. WOOHOO!

Question 36: What would be your animagus form?

A Hyena, *Laughs manically into midnight sky*

Question 37: Who is your favorite Marauder?

Seriously? Sirius

Question 38: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

ZONKOS!!

Question 39: Favorite member of the Black family?

Seriously? Sirius

Question 40: Favorite member of the Weasley family?

FRED!!! HE ROCKS THE SOCKS I’M NOT WEARING RIGHT NOW!!!

Question 41: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

HARRY! Which he did…so AWESOME!!!

Question 42: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

ALAN RICKMAN IS SO AMAZINGLY HOT IN A WEIRD WAYTHAT IT AIN’T EVEN FUNNY!!!

Question 43 :( insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

Alan Rickman should play Frollo! WOO IT’D BE AWESOME!!!

Question 44: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

The Woman in Red’s dress from the Matrix

Question 45: How many times have you read the series?

I don’t know, I’ve lost count

Question 46: Who is your favorite couple?

Ron and Hermione! They’re so cute!

Question 47: Did you like this survey?

Fo Show! It was awesome!

Which avenger are you?

Tony Stark/ Iron Man
[X] You like booze
[X] You are the life of the party
[X] You love gadgets
[X] You can be rather cocky
] Your favorite color is red or gold
[X] You’re good with computers
[X] You use sarcasm a lot
[X] You love getting attention
] You’re good at mechanics
] You have issues with your parents

7/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk
] You’re good at science
] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[X] You like to be secluded most of the time
[X] You like wearing baggy clothes
[X] You like to meditate
[X] You like doing science experiments
] You try to avoid getting into fights
[X] You like wearing purple things
] You’re clever
] Your favorite colour is green

5/10

Thor
] You’re good with a hammer
] You like coffee
[X] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[X] You can be arrogant
[X] You have long hair
] You have an interest in astrology
[X] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way
] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else
[X] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)

5/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America
] You like helping those in need in any way you can
[X] You hate bullies
] You’re a great leader
] You’re a bit of a do-gooder
] One of your favorite colors is red, white or blue
] You like wearing things with stars on them
[X] You strongly admire the army
[X] You have a good throwing arm
] You like war films
] You’re good at running

3/10

Director Fury
[X] You like wearing long coats
[X] You’re good at organizing things
] You’re good at being in the loop
[X] You like guns
] You’re good at giving information to people
] You like giving solutions to people’s problems
] You like eye patches
] You work best as part of a team
] You like beards
[X] You like wearing black things

4/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
] You like wearing tight clothes
] You can do martial arts
[X] You’re interested in the world of spies
] You have red hair
] You’re quite agile
[X] People generally don’t know much about the real you
] You like to make yourself look good
[X] You can speak another language
] You’re good at taking orders
] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

3/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
] You’re very good at archery.
] You currently like/love someone on your team
[X] You like to wear purple and black
] You’re very good at aiming
] You’ve worked at the carnival
] You like working in a team
] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you
] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job
[X] You’re quiet
] You tend to get along with people well

2/10

Loki
] You want to be a great leader
[X] You want to prove something
[X] You’re the younger sibling
[X] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling
] You don’t get along so great with your sibling
[X] You’re good at lying
] You’re adopted
[X] You’re very clever
] You are able to manipulate people well
[X] Your favorite color is green or gold

6/10

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