This is me. Hi. I'm gonna tell you about myself, okay? Okay...because this could take a while...

Name: Collette

Age: I can't tell you, sorry. But I'll tell you I'm going into middle skool.

Location: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!

Intrests: Invader Zim, Penguins of Madagascar, Chalkzone, Krypto th Super Dog, Monsters Vs Aliens, and Kid vs Kat

Now for stuff

37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

50 Things To Do In Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.

Total: 13

DARN IT!!!!!!!!

STUPID LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Naaaaah! I sleep-dry!!!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (YAY! Time for shoplifting! (and a WHOLE lot of forgiveness..)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (*sweatdrops*)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Naaaah really?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (There are idiots who write these things...)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (WHa?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (*Sweatdrops again*)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Oh...OHHH TIIIMMMMMYYY!!!)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (Does this mean we can decorate a trashcan?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (OoOOH! Like how so? Cause, like other people, I have enemies! XD)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Then what was the point of adding Pea?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (-.-)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Hmmm, this sounds like a REAL job for Superman!)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (You dare crush my dreams)

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Basic Questions!!

First name- Collette

Middle name- Grace

Do you like your name?- Kinda

Are you named after anyone?- I have no idea

Who?- I DON'T KNOW!

Birthday- November 13

Current age- 11

Where you were born- Texas

Where you currently live- Texas

Your looks and body!!

Face shape- Like a face

Skin tone- Tan in the summer, pail in the winter

Do you have acne?- sometimes

Hair color- dirty blonde

Hair texture- just passes as softish

Hair style- kinda short

Hair length- just past my shoulders

Eye color- varies from blue to green, sometimes blue-green, depending on the light and my mood.

Eye shape- like eyes...

How big are your eyes?- normal sized, why should my eyes be bigger or something?

Do you wear contacts or glasses?- No, but I'll be getting glasses soon, I have double vision.

How about braces? Have/had them?- I need them!

Do you have straight teeth?- Not really, no...

Are they really white?- not really, no...

Do you have high cheekbones?- I'm kinda in-between the cheekbones and pudgy face.

Long eyelashes?- Normal.

Do you wear makeup?- Every-now-and-then

What kind of makeup do you use?- Lip-gloss and light blush, once I used lip-stick, eye-shadow's really rare for me...

What brand of makeup do you use?- ???????

What shoe size do you wear?- 4 1/2

Ring size?- I don't know, I don't wear rings!

Belt size?- I never wear belts, either!

Pant size?- medium 12-14

Shirt size?- medium 10-12

How tall are you?- 5'3 last I checked

Happy with it?- Yeah, I'm pretty avrage

Your weight- 97 lbs

Happy with it?- meh...

Do you exercise a lot?- Sometimes

What kind of exercising do you do?- Push-ups and curl-ups, I also ride my scooter everyday and I dance sometimes

Are you 'toned'?- what does that mean?

Muscular?- I have a lot of lower body streingth, some upper body...

Overweight?- meh...

Are you in shape?- sort-a

You and School!!

What school do you attend?- Going into spring brach middle

What grade are you in?- going into 6th

What classes are you taking?- Art...that's really all I know at this point...

What's your favorite one?- Well..art.

Least favorite?- Uh...I don't know, I'll get back to you on that...

Favorite teacher- I don't know any of my teachers yet!

What class do they teach?- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

Least favorite teacher- I DON'T KNOW YET!

What class do they teach?- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!

How many schools have you ever attended?- 4. Day-care, private school, Hunters creek, now spring branch middle.

Are you in any clubs?- Not yet.

What ones?- I don't know, yet...WAIT! Yeah, I'm a girl scout of america.

What about school plays?- I'm hoping to get into those!

Musicals?- ONLY when I'm forced to participate.

Do you go to a lot of school dances?- Not yet...

Are you full of school spirit?!- I believe strongly that my school can do well!

Suspended?- Nope.

Expelled?- Maybe! Nah, just kidding, never.

You and Sports!! (Don't mix)

Your favorite sport- Swimming

Least favorite sport- Nascar

Do you play any sports?- Not anymore

What ones?- I used to do swimming in gymnastics, but I freaked out with all the strokes and I'm not very flexable...

Are you good?- I'm better at swimming now but I still can't do a cart wheel.

What sport would you like to be better at?- Basket-ball.

What's your favorite sport to watch?- I don't watch sports.

To play?- I really just like swimming

You and Music!!

Your favorite type of music- Pop, rock, jappanese pop

Favorite band(s)- THREE DAYS GRACE!

Favorite song(s)- Part of me, Broken Hearted, Want U Back, Scince U Been Gone, Time of Dying, Etc...

Favorite singer- Avril Lavign

Least favorite type of music- COUNTRY.

Least favorite band(s)- ???

least favourite song (s)- Boyfriend, baby, basicly anything Justin Beber related.

Did/do you take any classes relating to music in high school/college?- I'm not in hight skool yet, there-for not in collage yet!

Do you play an instrument?- I'm okay with a recorder.

Do you like dancing to music? - YES!

Do you like singing?- When I'm alone, people say I'm good but I don't believe them.

You and Your Friends!!

Best- Celine and Danielle

Nicest- Danielle

Cutest- Sydney

Shyest- Sydney

Friendliest- Celine, Danielle, Pheobe

Dorkiest- Pheobe, and me

Prettiest- ALL OF US!

Ugliest- I don't have and ugly friend.

Sweetest- All of us!

Most reliable- Celine, Danielle, Alexa

Least reliable- Pheobe

Best singer- Sydney

Best dancer- Alexa

Best at an instrument- Jenna

Best artist- Alana, me, Alexa, Celine

Biggest appetite- Celine, Sydney

You and Love!!

Do you have a crush/boyfriend/girlfriend?- Crush

Their name- Brandon...

Do they know (if it's a crush)?- Sadly, yes, and he doesn't care

Do You LIke anyone? - Yes! Brandon! Where you not listening?

Are you a virgin?- I don't even know what that is...

How far have you gone?- No where

Are you in love? Ilile someone, but I'm not in love

Have you ever been in love?- No.

Who was your first… crush?- Jacob

Date?- Kai

Person you held hands with?- Kai

Kiss?- Kai

Person you made out with?- I don't want to talk about it...he was a jerk.

Person you had sex with?- ...I'm eleven.

Who was your last… crush?- BRANDON! ARE YOU STILL NOT LISTENING?!

You and the future!!

Do you want to get married?- I'm not sure yet.

By what age?- My parents said I can't date until I'm thirty-five, but I can change that when I'm 18...

Do you want to have children?- I'm gonna adopt.

How many?- just two.

By what age?- 25-30.

Their names?- If I can rename them...Girl: Cecelia. Boy: Dib.

What is your future career going to be?- I want to be a famous voice over, like Kevin McDonald!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My knee is all bumpy and pink (three years like that)--I was riding my bike and Alexa ran infront of me, I hit her ankle and was flung off my bike into the middle of the street.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? My posters and drawings

3. WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SLEEP? Hug my pillow

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Pop-rock

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 8:09 PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Invader Zim to be un-canciled-ed

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The 90's

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? All my note-books, writtings and drawings

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'3

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Meh

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I see well in the dark, it's what's lurking in the dark and what can pop out that scares me. If something moves I jump three feet in the air.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Daniel...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Island ginger

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYECOLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hair: Black Eyes: Brown

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I WANT to be propossed in the pouring rain on a bridge BUT I might not even get proposed to.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Anything meat

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Uh...Ice cream

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My baby blanket!

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah...Brandon...

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? In my ring finger on my right hand--It makes a weird *plunk* sound when I hold it a certain way and pull back.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I like justice clothing

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? I used to have two...now I only have one

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A weinner dog! Her names Cocoa

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably not...

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Make them laugh

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 77

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Both

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Uh...I don't call people too often...I'm not sure

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? There's a girl who tries to act like she knows my best friends better than me, and a boy who dumps on me every chance he gets for no reason, and a girl that follows me everywhere I go, and a girl that shouts everything she says.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Blood, killing animals

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No...BUT that kid from shake it up came to my skool!

37. FIRST JOB? I pet-sit.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes and I got in big trouble.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Watching TV

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nah

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? When people let me in on something, don't tell me whats going on, and then kick me out when I get mad about it!

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I need them!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Something penguins, dolphins, arty, writtey, or British

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? two

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My mom. Her names Nicollette, I'm Collette

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I wish on anything.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Sauve. And anti-clorine

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah, it's kinda in between print and cursive.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails and suck on my hair when its wet

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Uh...hillary Duff?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? DUH.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Kinda

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I scream at my wall and pretend it's the person angering me.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My desk in the corner of my room. It's MINE.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My play toy toe-truck.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't have a cell phone.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Not really.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? (Sarcasm voice) NOOOOOOOOOO.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A high sense of humor

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Brotowski, Poin-Dexter, Cc, Colleticus, Collettie, Sis-sis, Gir, Princessa, Kowalski.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Avril Lavigne, Three Days Grace (NOT A CHRISTEN BAND), Kelly Clarkson, Ke$ha

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Invader Zim, Penguins of madagascar, Chalkzon, Krypto the Super Dog, Kid vs Kat

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Haven't taken it yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Desert Trio

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Yesterday. :/

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There was a 64.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? To the point where I have to yell "WHY ARE THERE NO HANDELS BACK HERE!?!?"

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure, why not?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Big Time Rush

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Uh...YOUR MOM.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their sense of humor!

80. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR AGRAVATED? Pretend to shoot myself

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? YOUR MOM. Nah, Hannah, she hates me, I hate her.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? ALL OF THEM!

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Uh, not sure

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dirty Blonde and I REALLY wanna get a penguin feather sown in.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue-green

89. FAVORITE FASTFOODRESTAURANT? McDonalds

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? no!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Big Time Movie

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? The recorder

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? What?

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Uh...relationships?

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? ...A reeses: peanut butter lovers

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I cant drive

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Catching fire

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Crushing

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the trix, put this in yo prifile

And now I will list my abnormaly long list of TV crushes:

1. Kowalski! (Penguins of Madagascar)

2. Private! (Penguins of Madagascar)

3. Greg Sulkin

4. Rory (My Babysitters a Vampire)

5. Dr. Cockroach (Monsters vs. Aliens)

6. Streaky (Krypto the Super Dog)

7. Simon (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

8. Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Oh my god my older sister is doing the potty dance. And she's 15. Someone help me...

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If you wish to participate, please make sure to copy the rules and list onto your orofile. The point of this challenge is to test and improve your skill as a writer

The Rules

1. Make 120 one-shots, each based on a theme listed below.

2. There is no time limit, so take your time and have fun!

3. Place the list somewhere on your profile for others to see. Update this list and bold the ones you have finished.

THE LIST
1. In Between Worlds
2. Love
3. Sunset
4. Deep
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Depression
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Abuse
14. Smile
15. Emotionless
16. Caged
17. Blood
18. Candy
19. Snow
20. Playful
21. Anomaly
22. Forest
23. Cat
24. Me Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Never Cry
27. Poison
28. Anguish
29. Curious
30. Rain
31. Ruined
32. Never Look Back
33. Provoke
34. Mechanical
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Black and Blue
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Mistake
48. Orphan
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Games
52. Claustrophobia
53. Keeping a Secret
54. City
55. Waiting
56. Hell-Bent
57. Sacrifice
58. Bittersweet
59. Suffocate
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Secretive
63. Come-hither
64. Forget
65. Remember
66. Suicide
67. Security Blanket
68. Bully
69. Annoyance
70. Wanting
71. Obsession
72. Pawn
73. I Can't
74. Demented
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. The Fool
79. Disease
80. Words
81. Edge
82. Forever
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Appetite
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Disaster
91. Drowning
92. Die for you
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Streets
96. In the Storm
97. Regret
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation
101. Emo
102. Act your age
103. Hiding
104. Detached
105. Belittle
106. Confusion
107. Dog
108. Moonlight
109. Secret Place
110. Take over
111. Coward
112. Win
113. Bite
114. Place of God
115. Delicate
116. All my fault
117. Chains
118. Ferocious
119. Autumn
120. Loser

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile!

If you're both insane,copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you think Fanfiction should have an 'OC' Character button- Copy and paste this on your profile, then add your name Donakiko,MadagascarMaster, InvaderCeCe,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing, HikariKame, ottawawolf, xxpinkblinkxx, DarkHeartInTheSky, Mystery Agent, Starryblossoms, Donakiko, MadagascarMaster, InvaderCeCe,

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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Wanna hear weird things that have happened to me? Here:

I was doing a project with my friend sebastian and he asked me where I had always wanted to go. I looked him in the eye and replied: "...Walmart."

My friend Phoebe came over and we went swimming, she asked me if I wanted to play a game and I said yes. She replied with "Okay then, get into my arms like a baby."

I was sitting with Phoebe and Sydney in the hallway at school having lunch with them while I was playing on one of the class Ipads. I went to notes and started typing in random things like 'fgkvkgfrdvhftfttd gfydjgfjyyfydopsesz' and a box popped up saying; 'Did you mean: Heafty Chug?' And I clicked yes. Then I went to the contacts list and clicked add with Phoebe and Sydney paying much attention now. I clicked the photo box and added a photo of a dog, the I put in the first name box: 'Bob' and in the last name box I put "Hefty Chug." We laughed for the rest of the period.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Colizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): White Wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Grace Chattsworth

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hiccoart

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): White Pepper (Dr. Pepper is my fav drink)

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Roakay

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cocoa

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Kumquat Love

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): White Patch (Eye Patch)

Invader Zim questionnaire:

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Dib's house or Tak's ship

2. Which IZ character would you date?

Gir

3. Which IZ character is your best friend?

Invader Tenn

4. Which IZ character do you hate?

The tallest

5. What's your favorite IZ episode(s)

Tak: The Hidious New Girl

6. Your favorite IZ character?

Tak and Mimi and Invader Tenn

7. Favorite Amighty Tallest?

I don't like the tallest

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Faint

9. You just got two tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?

Tenn

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserated island... who got stranded with you?

With my luck, Gir

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk... what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Sorry I have a headach

12. Favorite IZ paring?

DATR

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?

I kill the tallest

14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

Screaming at Zim to take me with him or building a SIR

15. Favorite IZ quote?

"Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Oh, was that?"

16. Favorite Zim moment?

When Zim gets discovered by those idiot freaks

17. Favorite Dib moment?

"I'll wait forever! I've been preparing for this moment all my life!" Zim zaps the handcuff things "Okay, I'm gonna go home now, and, prepare some more!"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

"I was curious to see how long it would take you to shut up Zim, but it's been three hours, Zim...THREE HOURS!"

19. Favorite GIR moment?

"Ohhhh...YAY!" "No gir that's bad." "Oh...YAY!"

20. Favorite random moment?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--And the robot monkey?" "Your still not getting one." "Noooooooooo!" "Yes!" "Nooooo!" "Yes!!!" "No!" "Yes!"

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This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head ("Are you SURE you're not blonde?")
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even knowing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

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If you want to be an author like me, put this in your profile.

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If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes.

If you want a PoM episode when Skipper has a flash back of his past, copy and paste.

If Kowalski is HOT, and you LOVE him, copy and paste into your pro.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You argue with your own OCs.

Some characters interact with you. (EX: Kowalski keeps coming to my house and he made it so only I can see him and he keeps taking out my mom!)

You argue with the charaters.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!