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WELCOME TO HOEHOMI-CHAN, QUEEN OTAKU'S PROFILE!!

Hailing from the good old United Kingdom of Britain.

My old profile sucked and I sounded as sugary sweet as a five year old. Barf. So here's my NEW profile!

Name: Hoehomi-Chan. Not my real name, but I happen to like my privacy.

Age: 13! At long last!! XD I joined FF when I was eleven.

Appearance: Wuh... Why do you want to know...? Gasp! *Runs* Nah, pretty much my avatar.

Family: Mew-Chan, Aa-Chan (My brothers), and Okasan (My mum) and Chichi (My Dad). Again, not real names, but PRIVACY.

Friends: Eeya-Chan and Twia-Chan are my best friends, but they aren't on FF. But I know Ursafish and Robobird (Well, I know Robobird- it's a joint profile. Formerly known as Feli Berret the Dancing Ferrret and prior to that, Neko Seeker Sora), Pieloverlu and kakugijutsu. Robobird's written 1 story , which she has given up, Lu, well, none, and kakugijutsu has only recently become a member. So cut her some slack... _ (By the way, Kaku gijutsu means 'The art of writing' in Japanese)

Interests: Manga, anime, sewing, reading, writing, knitting, video games (Preferably RPGs), cosplay, playing with my gerbils, drawing, the internet ;)

MY FAVOURITE ANIMES AND MANGAS!! It's important info... Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Lucky Star, Hetalia (PASTAAAAAAAAAAA!!) Sunshine Sketch, Animal Academy, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, Death Note,K-ON! Usagi Drop, Shugo Chara, and the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

RANDOM FACTS

I don't like yaoi or yuri. Let's face it, one was invented to steal the other's thunder.

I want to be a neko girl...

I am terrified of Gremlins, Chucky, Predator, Alien, ET and stuff like that... :(

I hate those 'copy and paste into your profile' things.

I am mentally dating a vocaloid. ;) Want to know who? He's blonde and my age...

Hopefully you will walk into Waterstones or WHsmith next year and see my published book.

Justin Bieber should become a dart board. I'll pay him to come to my party to be used as one- and dip the darts in poison...

Cats with thumbs is the most epic idea ever.

People who say they are epic aren't. I'm not epic... but my stuff is...!!

I invented the otaku [Laugh].

I love reading. Seriously. I love it so much, I could do it 24 hours- no, 48- no, screw that all, I could read for a whole WEEK and not notice. I plan to invent the first ever waterproof book.

Isn't it as creepy as hell when you get an email from FF when someone has added you to their favourite authors and it says '_ is now following you'. CREEEEEEEPY.

I has a YouTube account. Search me. The name is UsagiUtau.

Also on Wattpad. Username's Kureiji.

Annnnnnd DeviantArt. I'm known as Sakka-Chii on there, boys and girls.

I don't have Facebook. Or Twitter. And I never had Myspace. So yeah. I don't have Facebook and look- I'm still alive!!

My role model is XiaoRishu on YouTube. >.

I LOVE RANDOM

I was asked to tell people how I became interested in writing. Well, I first started 'writing' stories since I was four. I wanted to be an artist back then, not a writer, so the first 'story' I ever wrote was a retelling of Sleeping Beauty with huge illurstrations and a line of text at the bottom. It wasn't very good. I was only four. But then reading took over me. In Year one, Golden Band on reading (Highest band you could get). Then I wanted to be a writer. I longed to be a writer. I've written loads of stories, from fantasy to mystery, to comedy, to romance (Which I tend to fail at). Then my friend- Robobird, infact (See above) introduced me to FanFiction.net. I couldn't resist it. I became a member and immediatly started scribbling. I'll be writing stories of all genres (Hopefully), so yes! If you have any requests for stories or want to tell me of an interesting book (I love reading) that is definitely worth reading, feel free to PM me! I'm always happy to get messages. :)

Favourite Books.

Hunger Games- Usually I HATE popular books (e.g., TWILIGHT, ROT IN HELL CULLEN), but the Hunger Games is GREAT. I really admire Katniss. But SCREW PEETA. I FIND HIM IRRITATING. Rue is adorable, I loved her. Thresh sounds cool, too, since he wasn't characterized much, and there's various other blah de blah too.

Maximum Ride- Read the manga, read the book. It's pretty cool. I've always wanted to fly. If it weren't for the Erasers, The School, the whitecoats and the FBI, I'd gladly switch places with any member of the flock.

Knife, Rebel and Arrow series- I really love faery things. These books are AWESOME. I recommend them 100%. GET DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE AND BUY THEM, NOW, DAMMIT!

The Search for Wondla- SO origninal. BUY IT. BUY IT. BUY IT. BUY IT. If you like the Hunger Games, I'm 95% sure you'd like this. So...GO BUY!

Okies, onto the subject of fanfictions. BOR-ING, I know, but I need too, so keep your eyes peeled for news

Becoming the Zodiac- Recently, Manda Louise became my beta! Need to proof read part of Chapter 20, so bear with me!

Tight Stitches- At the moment one of my favourite fictions. Have yet to start, but just did a double update, y'know?

Who wants a VK oneshot?- Well...that was a lie. When I have inspiration.

My Daughter- One of those fics I'll update when I've cleared the other crap out of the way...

Defenseless Little Kitten- I WANT TO UPDATE I JUST DON'T HAVE TIMEEEE

Random questions

What's your favourite anime?

I like Lucky Star...and Shugo Chara.

IkutoxUtau or IkutoxAmu?

No brainer...Amu and Ikuto are soooo cute together. Besides, my brain screams INCESSSSST when I notice the IkutoxUtau pairing. Besides, Tadase is just so...meh. He's so childish.

Which Shugo Chara character are you most like?

Utau...I think. 0_0 We have the same hair...and I'm nearly her age. But I'm like Miki as well. Probably got a bit of Iru in me too.

Have any fetishes?

THAT was random...but yeah, I'm embarrassed to admit it, I have a couple. >//

Go onnn, we won't tell.

*punches in face*

*Covers wound* Ahh! That was unecessary!!

Nope. ;) I'm evil. Just ask kakugijitsu.

I'll leave now.

OK.

Aren't you gonna say bye...?

Bye.

*Looks shocked*

*Leaves the room.*