Kakashi taught me that to break the rules is bad, but to abandon your friends is even worse.

Jiraiya taught me that a lot can be accomplished on will alone

Minato and Kushina taught me the sheer amount of sacrifice a parent can make for their children.

Itachi taught me that love between siblings can conquer any obstacle.

Sarutobi taught me that a leader must be willing to fight and die amongst his soldiers.

And Naruto taught me that, despite hardship, you should struggle through and smile.

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking alittle kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm alittle low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolicly.

I promise to remember Pain,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan

whenever I put a childs mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto.

The Naruto Survey;

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasuke Uchiha *.*

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Gaara/Naruto, Sasuke/Itachi, Sai/Shin Sasuke/Naruto, Shikamaru/Ino, Sasori/Deidara, Hidan/Kakuzu, Kakashi/Iruka, Haku/Zabuza, Menma/Naruto, Shino/Naruto, Raiga/Karashi, Guren/Naruto, Kushina/Minato, Kakashi/Yamato, Kotetsu/Izumo, Suigetsu/Sasuke, Naruto/Yamato, Aoba/Naruto.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi *.*

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No D: But I want to.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

Gaara plushie, Akatsuki cloak, Akatsuki rings, Itachi plushie

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Gaara.

7. Naruto/Hina or Kiba/Hinata?

Kiba/Hinata

8. Sasuke/Sakura or Sasuke/Naruto?

Sasuke/Naruto! They love each other.

Sakura is a whiny little bitch who just wants Sasuke’s dick.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team Kakashi! I fucking love Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi, but Sakura’s a whiny bitch who needs to be killed J

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Well, duh!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi, Pein, Deidara, Zetsu, Hidan, Zetsu, Kisame, Konan, Tobi, Kakuzu, Madara

Yes, Tobi/Madara is the same person, but I consider them to be different personalities completely because when acting as Tobi he was hyper and adorable and hilarious, but as Madara he’s just not so I’m counting it was separate personalities which means I can like “Tobi” but hate Madara xD

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro-Sasuke! He’s adorable, and vulnerable, and perfect!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)?

I’m up to episode 223 in Shippuuden, and yes, I watch fillers.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Not yet.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Fuck yes!

17. Sub or dub?

Depends on what characters are in the specific episode I’m watching because for some I enjoy dub, and for some I enjoy hearing it in Japanese so then I use dub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti-Sakura! That bitch needs to die.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Annoyingly funny and adorable!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yep

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Sexy beast :’)

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weird e_e

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sakura as a normal person not a psychotic obsessed bitch who falls in love because of looks.

I fucking hate that bitch no matter what though.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yes!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes, they are the only things I write any more.

27. Do you like lemons?

The only lemons I actually enjoy and have no problem reading are, Itachi/Sasuke ones *.*

Not even kidding lemons where its girl/guy make me want to throw up.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My mom calls anime cartoons, so what do you think?

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

No...

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

No...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Nope, everyone I know are losers and they don’t know about awesome things -.-

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

... Yes ._.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Somewhat yes :3 I draw Naruto, and write fanfics curing class xD

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

I'm broke to begin with

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

... No... maybe ._.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Fuck no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Yes but I’m too lazy to go see how many.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Fuck yes! Sasuke is sexy no matter what! ... I mean, no, that’s wrong ._.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Nah

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Pft, yes!

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!

1. Itachi

2. Sasuke

3. Gaara

4. Menma

5. Kabuto

6. Pein

7. Naruto

8. Sai

9. Kakashi

10. Shikamaru

11. Deidara

12. Zetsu

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

No, and in my opinion that would just be wrong e_e

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Fuck yes! Extremely hot. Fucking delicious *.*

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Awkward...

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Lately the only thing I read is fics about Itachi and Sasuke, so no, not really.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No! Sasuke belongs to Itachi or Naruto! Not Pein!

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kabuto/Kakashi or Kabuto/Shikamaru.

Defintely Kabuto/Kakshi! Kabuto and Shikamaru is just wrong e_e Besides Shikamaru should be with Ino *Nods*

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sasuke and Zetsu e_e Naruto would fucking kill Zetsu *nods*

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Fucking impossible.

9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hopefully not or Sasuke might be pissed off. Itachi belongs to his baby brother C:

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Naruto and Zetsu e_e Seriously can’t come up with anything at all.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Menma deflowering Itachi? Hell no. Itachi does the deflowering and Itachi just wouldn’t be with anyone other than Sasuke.

12.) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

I was unaware that I had any friends e_e ... xD

13.) Does anyone of your friends read, write or draw Eleven?

Nope

14.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Sasuke/Menma/Kabuto... who the fuck would write that?

15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

Shikamaru... *dies laughing* All he does is sleep so I don’t think that moment would even happen.

16.) If you wrote a song fic about Four, which song would you use?

Awe, sweet little Menma :’) *Le has no idea*

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Itach/Pein/Zetsu... e_e

Le warning: Since I’m writing this that means I’ve finally gone insane. Read at your own risk :3

18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Shikamaru would never hit on Sasuke. Actually, he would never hit on anyone, he is too lazy :3

19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Deidara describing Sasuke and Sai e_e

“That won’t last long, because Itachi is going to be pissed and kill Sai.”

20.) How emo is Seven?

Naruto is in no way emo. He’s the happy, sunshine and rainbows coming out of his ass type xD