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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Vampire Knight, and Soul Eater.
Hello, all you wonderful stalkers!
Please send me request's and stuff. I like them, and no one ever does, so if ya wanna go ahead do it!
I need a Beta, I guess. Anyone want the job?
Crack couples I support:
Kid/Maka [Soul Eater]
Asura/Maka [Soul Eater]
Stein/Maka [Soul Eater]
Purssia/Hungary ((Is that even crack anymore?)) [Hetalia]
Ikuto/Amu [Shugo Chara] ((Crack?))
Zuko/Katara [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
And because I'm lazy thats all Im listing.
Here are some funny/cute little things I found in others Fanfiction's:
He looked down at the box that wasn't neatly folded or decorated. It wouldn't hurt to look what's inside of it, would it?
As he reached for it he noticed that it didn't weight that much. He still opened in gingerly never underestimating anything even if it came from a little girl. They were sometimes… the dangerous ones… --Itachi in The Tables Turn! by gademi [Naruto]
"That had better be a rock in your pocket," I deadpanned.
"Nope," he replied flatly.
"The cell phone you don't own?" I pressed.
"Not." He never was one for words.
"One of Iggy and Gazzy's bombs?" I tried desperately. --Max and Fang in Dirt, by peptobismobile
"It's tiny,"Sakura remarked, and upon stepping inside the town gates, another sign hung directly before them. "But they have a candy shop! Come on, let's go inside."
The candy shop, literally titled "The Candy Shop," did not have very much candy. It did have, though, quite a few psychedelic neon posters and black lights. In fact, the only candy Deidara saw in the entire shop—free, as an added bonus—sat righteously in a basket on the cashier's desk, all shaped like small, erect…
Deidara squinted at the penis candy. "Why is the candy shaped like a penis?"
The cashier squinted at Deidara. "Why is your penis shaped like the candy?" --Deidara, the cashier, and Sakura in Found by korinara [ Naruto]
The man left. Sakura stared at a dildo very near her left hand, vibrating wildly in its scandalous packaging.
"It's calling out to you," Deidara whispered, earning him a solid smack on the shoulder.--Deidara and Sakura in Found by korinara [ Naruto]
They emerged from the store ultimately triumphant. Deidara held, in his hands, a one-pound box of chocolate truffles. Sakura pretended not to care that he clutched a veritable sweets goldmine in his palms, but he knew. Oh, he knew. He didn't miss the sideways glances...--Deidara and Sakura in Found by korinara [ Naruto]
"Go. Now." Kakashi repeated, holding up a finger. "And if I ever see you talking to that girl again, I will personally see to it that you are demoted right back down to chunin so fast you'll still be opening your mouth to say 'Hello, Sakura' when they rip the uniform off your back. Got that?" --Kakashi Hatake in The Window, by Silvershine [ Naruto ]
7/19/2012 - - I'm starting to have issues with finding good Fanfictions for all the pairings I like. If you have a fanfiction writer or story with the pairing I like, as listed above, tell me. Hell, if it's a downright good fanfiction or author, tell me anyway.
I've also come to notice I cannot hate a pairing. ._. Oh, fuck. That's just asking for trouble.
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