Wicked Child
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since: 02-09-03, id: 340646, Profile Updated: 02-16-08
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Hellsing, Gundam Wing/AC, and Naruto.

All That You Never Cared to Know About Me
And even some other "interesting" stuff!

I'm a selfish writer. Plain and simple. I like to write for myself and myself alone, however; that is somewhat a contradiction in that I want to please the audience to some extent. Hell as a writer I feel that we're all selfish, egotistical creatures that think that our writing is more important and better than another's despite all outward appearances or attempts at humility. It's a snobbish club really.

I write mainlyGundam Wing and Naruto. I've mentally dabbled in Ouran Koukou Host Club, Blade of the Immortal, Fullmetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo,Angel Sanctuary, Chrno Crusade, Gilgamesh, Tenjou Tenge, Scrapped Princess, Full Metal Panic, Infinte Ryvius, Samurai Deeper Kyo, and Gundam SEED among others. Regrettably, nothing ever seems to formulate the way I'd like and whatever mental dabbles I've had never make it onto paper or onto the computer.

I'm very much pro-Relena (Gundam Wing; what can I can say other than she is made of copious amounts of win), pro-Sakura (Naruto; really if she can deck Naruto rather easily, she can kick any basher's ass far more efficiently than I and still look hot), pro-Sasuke (Naruto; for the last time, the boy is not emo), and pro-Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist; she makes me smile anytime I see her in a chapter of the manga). They ladies are my main bitches that get whored out whenever I don't want them with their main male companion. Sasuke, well I only ever want him with Sakura. End of discussion.


Fic Status

Gundam Wing

Within Relena's Shame
Still working on this and I am committed to finishing it, if for nothing else than to prove to my Warlord that I do stand behind Heero x Relena. I'm having trouble transitioning between the last chapter to the next and how fast I want to progress things. 1xR (it is dammit!) with ever so light tones of 5+R.

Naruto

Death of a Soul
Still working on this and trying to figure certain things out that will make sense and be believable (so long as you believe the story's premise is believable). May the angst reign in this one! ItaSaku of some sort, SasuSaku of some sort, and a quickie NaruSaku moment that might not even be considered a moment. Considering rewriting what I already have written before continuing this. Also note that when I say ItaSaku I do not mean the rabu-rabu-let's-smex-on-the-kitchen-counter sort of pairing. There are different depths to a person's relationship with another to which the "some sort" is referring.

Finding Happiness
This is most assuredly going to be finished as well because I need some place to let out the funny that threatens DOAS. Soon Sasuke will be using pick-up lines. Wonder how that will go? Itachi will make at least one more appearance and Gaara is going to show up as well because I heart that kid like whoa. SasuSaku. Allusions and downright declarations of other pairings sprinkled about.

So, just to reiterate: YES Finding Happiness will be completed. I have every intention of finishing this story. There are ideas and stuffs written down (not all in the same place but that's beside the point) and more ideas popping in my head every now and again... So YUSS! It will be finished.

Though I could use suggestions of some of the worst pick up lines ever used. PM me if you have any to share.

Fanart made by the wondiferous Lars!


Regarding Updates

My updates are rather sporadic but I don't bow to pressure or demands. If you're left with a "cliffhanger" of mine, you'll have to wait because I don't feel the least bit guilty. I write for me and only me. These are things that are in my head that I need to get out and I'm grateful for the opportunity to share but it's ultimately for me. I do appreciate the interest and reviews and thank everyone profusely that has reviewed for doing so. It really does make me smile.

And really, a fedora wearing nekkid Trowa is one of the only other things that makes me smile. Him and smut. Doujinshi smut is even better (visuals people!).


1. Ghost of Time reviews
In the end, we all return to that happier time of our lives. And sometimes someone, a stranger, is a witness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-15-06 - Complete
2. Reputation Is A reviews
[Crack!Fic rated as such for language] It's difficult for one such as Uchiha Itachi to keep his reputation intact especially when all he really wants to do is be himself. His true self.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-2-06 - Complete
3. Whispers reviews
The hushed words come out in a furious torrent. [Drabble]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-06 - Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
4. Masks » reviews
You've lived your life surrounded by lies. [Drabble x 2]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-06 - Complete
5. Acceptance reviews
He is dead and there is a funeral but few tears. There is also acceptance and a small, ever so small dash of hope. [One Shot]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-15-06 - Relena P. & Wufei C. - Complete
6. Birthday Oblivion reviews
[Crack!fic] Oh the things that happen at a certain Foreign Minister's party thanks to a certain butler.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-06 - Heero Y. & Relena P. - Complete
7. Plushie Pr0n » reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 12-12-05 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
8. Stepping the Line reviews
[Drabble] What was that childhood saying? Step on a crack break your mama's back. Step on a line, your mama drinks wine. She thought it rather silly...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-05 - Relena P. - Complete
9. Oysters and Champagne reviews
One should always pay attention to what one eats. Otherwise, one might wake up rather surprised at one's predicament. [5xR with implied 1xR, 5xS. OneShot]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-2-05 - Wufei C. & Relena P. - Complete
10. Out On The Edge Of Time » reviews
Collection of drabbles revolving around Team 7. "It was real, it was magic. It was calm, it was savage. Cool as a breeze. Warm to the touch. It was never enough. It was always too much. It did all the things love does, that's how I knew it was."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 3-14-05
11. Finding Happiness » reviews
"Dude! You totally let her get away! Free sex, walking away. There she goes. She's walking away." When he got no response he added, "You idiot!" SasuSakuRomantic Comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 12-9-04 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
12. Death Of A Soul » reviews
No. They would tremble because she would have no guilt or regret in killing those she once held dear. A smile would adorn her delicate face as she swept a kunai across her precious sensei's throat...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-20-04 - Published: 9-21-04
13. A Simple Mission reviews
He refused to believe that this opponent would best him. He was an Uchiha. He possessed the Sharingan. Nothing was too difficult for him to accomplish, pass, or defeat. [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 10-12-04 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
14. Relena Was Dead » reviews
He looked over at Heero and felt a moment of fear. Yes he knew that Heero would be the one to find out and that man was the only person Trowa had ever truly feared.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-17-04 - Published: 6-21-03 - Relena P. & Trowa B./No-Name
15. Within Relena's Shame » reviews
1xR. "I may not have been there for you in the past Relena but I am here now. Let me help you. Let me be the big brother you want." He did not receive a response, for soon after the onset of tears Relena passed out from the exhaustion.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 8-16-04 - Published: 4-10-03 - Relena P. & Heero Y.
16. Was He Happy? reviews
1xR. Just a small peek of a day with Heero and Relena. FluffSap. Nothing too grand. Happy hunting.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-9-03 - Relena P. & Heero Y. - Complete
17. The Admirer reviews
Rx1, ?xR She's slowly fading away and he can only watch from the sidelines with the hope that he can help bring her back because he loves her even if she belongs to someone else.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-03 - Relena P. & Quatre W. - Complete
18. Your Two Fathers reviews
An Alucard narrative regarding Integra. Idiotic title but you'll have to deal with it. I know there are several similar fics out there, but this is my take on it. Happy hunting.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-13-03 - Complete
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