Formerly The.Hobnob

After some hiatus, I am back, and will finally update Happenings! (3/13)

Where to begin...

Well, I love books, I love reading, I love writing, and I love drawing!

I'm a cat person.

I love Disney

I am a sucker for romance.

(I hate the actual Twilight books, but I'll read well-written Twilight fics)

Favorite Book Series:

Harry Potter(J.k. Rowling)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Rick Riordan)

Heroes of Olympus (Rick Riordan)

The Kane Chronicles (Rick Riordan)

Frog Princess series (E.D. Baker)

The Princess Academy (Shannon Hale)

The Goose Girl (Shannon Hale)

The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins)

Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini)

Sammy Keyes (Wendelin Van Draanen)

Matched Trilogy (Ally Condie

Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare)

Infernal Devices (Cassandra Clare)

Daughter of Smoke and Bone (Laini Taylor)

The Grimm Legacy (Polly Shulman)

Delirium Trilogy (Lauren Oliver)

Trust me, there are many more...

Quotes:

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
― C.S. Lewis

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

So...read my stories! Review! I promise I'll read all reviews, and try to reply to all of them, too.

I have a Fiction Press account now, the same username!

Copy and Paste:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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