Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, and Labyrinth.
I won't give you my name, but I'm a girl. I'm 19 years old. Still living at home with my parents and 3 brothers. When I'm not reading I'm studying to be an early childhood educator (i.e. preschool teacher). I live in Australia. About 45 minutes from Sydney. What else can i say...I like reviews...that's about it I guess. I'm a very boring person, aren't I? Oh well.
check out my account on fictionpress.com too. not much on there yet, but give me time. I go by angel cloud.
Sorry! Couldn't resist filling this with silly stuff. scroll to the bottom if yo don't want to read it. i didn't come up with it but obviously someone did so they wrote it not me.
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(so much for 24 usable hours in a day)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Do you think the store clerk would mind if you just opened the bag right there?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(must have previous experience using regular soap)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(note the absence of a suggestion to eat the product...curious)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(If you're reading this warning, you've won the stupid prize!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Is that what happens? I thought it was magic!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(No, those burn marks do not go with that shirt)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Next time your five year old has a cold, hide the car keys)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Damn! That's the best place to keep knives!)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Do not attempt to use these lights in other dimensions)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now my interest is peaked...)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(You deserve it if you couldn't figure that out)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Other use: really tiny and uncomfortable pillow)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(But the "off" switch is so arcane!)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Next you'll tell me Santa and the Tooth Fairy don't exist!)