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Author has written 20 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Wolves of the Beyond, Mario, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, and Kid Icarus.
My name is RonnyBravo (a random name off the top of my head), I am 15, I am male, and I am an experienced fanfiction author. My friend awolf94 got me interested back in November of '11 and I asked myself, "Since my head is hurting from my imagination anyway, why don't I try?" I've written many stories for fanfiction (Though most have been deleted and some not even typed) and have written two stories for fictionpress. I am interested in many different categories on this site, such as Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Super Smash Bros, Wolves of the Beyond, and sometimes Percy Jackson, Spyro the Dragon, Fire Emblem and Kid Icarus.
This is rule number one when I'm around. I believe in God and the Holy Trinity. No bashing of Him allowed. You can question all you want, but please be respectful. But here's some food for thought for those of you who do like to question:
Our universe is trillions upon trillions of times larger than us as humans, perhaps even tens of thousands times larger than that. Within this universe there are uncountable clusters of galaxies. These galaxies within these uncountable clusters contain billions upon billions of stars and star systems. Just one of these billions upon billions of stars and star systems is our Solar System within the Milky Way Galaxy, within the Virgo Supercluster, within the expanse of the universe.
In our Solar System, there is a middle aged star that has presumably been around for billions of years that we call the Sun that still has thousands of years left before it burns out; every star is like this. There are eight unique planets in our Solar System, each spinning around the Sun in a different elliptical pattern. Two dwarf planets and asteroid belts also reside in our Solar System. We live on just one of these eight planets, the only one of them within perfect distance of the sun so that life can flourish on it. This planet is our blue planet, Earth.
Our Earth is home to nearly 7 billion human beings, all of which are unique, none of which are exactly alike. It is also home to millions of different species of animals and millions more different plants. Within each and every one of these beings is a group of systems that keeps it running; these are called organ systems, and without the functioning of one, the organism is doomed. These organ systems are made up of millions of cells each, adding up to trillions in one human body. Each of these cells is a living creature in itself, and there are many different types of cell in the bodies of an animal.
A cell contains tiny parts called organelles and every one of the incredible amounts of cells has them. These organelles function so that the cell can survive, much akin to the body it makes up. Without these cells, an organism could not survive, and matter of factly, wouldn't even really exist. Each cell uses tiny materials called proteins, lipids, carbohydrates, and nucleic acids to function. These tiny materials can be viewed even tinier as they are made up many chains of different materials called elements. These chains are called polymers.
These elements are basic units of life, and each has its own unique atom. There are over one hundred elements discovered today, and none of them are exactly alike, just like every unique creature in this universe. These atoms are composed of even smaller particles called protons, neutrons, and electrons. These are the very basic units of life and no one even knows today what an atom truly looks like.
Now considering these numbers, how unique everything is in itself, and the complexity of each unique creature and object, you would wonder where I'm getting. Now I ask you this. Where did all of this come from? A scientist might say it all happened by chance, but I say otherwise. Think about it. Could so many elaborate beings, formed by elaborate molecules, within this elaborate, unknown universe possibly have come by chance? Could they have come from an explosion that just... happened and formed randomly from dust particles somehow coming together because of gravity and inertia and stuff like that?
No, I think not. People these days fool themselves into thinking that things just happen, because they know they're never ever going to know the truth. So they pubish lies to make themselves feel smart. So where did this complicated universe come from? There is only one logical answer to this question. God is the only way it could have happened. There is enough proof just on Earth that proves that God very much created this universe and us for that matter. For it says in Genesis chapter 1 verse 1, "In the beginning, GOD created the heavens and the earth." Whether you choose to follow logic to this end is up to you, but I'm just saying, where the heck else could this amazing and unique universe had come from?
My Personal Profile:
Name: I'm not telling! (Or you could call me by my nickname, Ghost. I respect that.)
Birthday: August 18th, 1997 (Thumbs up for Leo!)
Things I look for in Stories: A well distinguished plot (Ironically :P), proper grammar, no cursing (A little is okay, but if a story has a lot, I will stop reading it.)
Likes: Writing, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Video Games, Wolves, Tennis, Baseball, Music, Singing, Jesus :D
Dislikes: Yaoi, Yuri, M rated stories, M rated Video Games, R rated movies, cursing, horror, rap, politics, flames (which I have received a few of. If you don't like my stories, then just go read something that you do like.), the man whose name starts with an 'O' and ends with a 'bama'
Categories I write for: Mario, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda (on occasion), Sonic the Hedgehog, Wolves of the Beyond, Super Smash Bros (on occasion)
Categories I read: All the same as the ones I write for, but I don't like reading Super Smash Bros that much
Favorite Pairings: Mario; LuigixDaisy, Sonic the Hedgehog; SilverxBlaze, Legend of Zelda; LinkxMalon, Pokemon (currently); LuxrayxLiepard
Note: The short section below (the one titled "An Insight on Homophobia: An Analogy I Came Up With in Physics") between the line right above this note and the one below the words in italics contains elements of my personal opinion on quite a large topic (Homosexuality) in this time period. If you would not like to hear my opinion, please skip over this section.
An Insight on Homophobia: An Analogy I Came Up With in Physics
So, we all know how you cannot put a positive end of a magnet up to another positive without having to push them together. The same goes for negatives. Sames do not attract in magnetism. However, when a positive and negative are put together, they attract and stick together without having to be pushed together by some outside force. The saying goes, "Opposites Attract." My point is that magnets are technically homophobes; they are only attracted to the opposite charge and have to be forced to go with the same. Positive to negative and vice versa is what makes them work. It's a pretty logical analogy don't you think?
Now lets zoom out and look at the big picture. Earth is an enormous magnet. And if magnets are homophobes, what does that say? Earth would be a homophobe wouldn't it? Well, that's kind of shocking seeing as to what we have made it don't you think? I know, this is a really dumb way to show this, but it makes you think does it not?
Now, if you are a huge fan of homosexuality, yaoi, yuri, etc., knock yourself out with that stuff. I'm not going to stop you (Note that I am a Christian. Not all of us are super radical or misled). That's your choice to follow those things and look upon them with such great respect and reverence. Just know that in my God's eyes, the God who created the heavens and the Earth, homosexuality is a sin, and that Earth, in terms of this crazy high school student's scientific analysis, is homophobic. Also know that even if you are homosexual, God still loves you, even in your sins. And since I, as a Christian, am called to be like God, I will respect your opinions and love you all the same.
Thank you for listening to my random and stupid insight on homophobia. Have a nice day, and may God light the path before you! (no sarcasm intended if that's what you were thinking)
My ranking of all of the main series Pokemon games by (feel free to copy and paste this into your profile and state your own opinion):
1. Firered and Leafgreen
2. Heartgold and Soulsilver
3. Black 2 and White 2
6. Diamond and Pearl
7. Ruby and Sapphire
10. Black and White
Unranked: Red, Blue, Green, Gold, and Silver
My favorite OPs (Original Pokemon):
Sciber (Psychic/Electric)- This is my favorite one. It is a cubicle Pokemon with psychic and electrical abilities that has been around almost to the beginning of Pokemon themselves.
Artchick (Ice/Flying)- The pre-evolved form of Articuno.
Zapchick (Electric/Flying)- The pre-evolved form of Zapdos.
Moltchick (Fire/Flying)- The pre-evolved form of Moltres.
Rudolfion (Ice/Fighting)- The child of Cobalion and Virizion that shares many of their traits. I might just post the story I wrote about it later on.
Puncheon (Fighting)- The fighting type evolution of Eevee. I am in constant controversy over whether it should be bipedal like when I first drew it, or quadrupedal like all other evolutions of Eevee.
Tenobas (Normal/Psychic or Normal/Fighting)- The male counterpart to Meloetta. Whereas Meloetta sings high, he sings low. They're supposed to be a perfect match, but I can't figure out what he would look like.
And now a few random fun facts about me:
I live somewhere within the general vicinity of the United States of America.
I am one quarter Asian (South Korean to be exact).
I am a Christian (if that wasn't obvious enough already).
I am a huge Pokemon fan (if that wasn't obvious enough already).
I am both near-sighted and colorblind (colorblind does not mean you can't see color BTW).
Aside from all of the Nintendo games I play, I like to play games from PopCap (Peggle, Plants vs. Zombies, etc.).
I strongly dislike blatant cursing (I can tolerate it for a little bit, but if it gets out of hand, I must leave).
I am among the group of people who believe that Sheik and Zelda are the same person and therefore, that Sheik is female.
I've had at least twenty or more story ideas that have died within my head.
I like making maps of my stories; like, actual maps of places within them. They're not very good, but I make them.
In order, my three favorite Zelda games would go: Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, and Skyward Sword.
I dislike reading Super Smash Brothers Fanfiction for the sole reason that I can't stand to look at those stories with NessxLucas and MarthxIke Yaoi. It's hard for me to stay on the page because of that.
According to many people that I know, my eyes are beautiful (I suppose that's a trade-off), and my singing voice is astounding (but I can't dance for the life of myself).
I support BowserxPeach, but only, and I say this with special emphasis, only, if it takes place in the Paper Mario world.
I find the Mario Mole stories to be quite intriguing, but they have to be written pretty well.
I find the author Azurixx to be one of the best writers ever in the history of Fanfiction (Go read his Mario and Sonic crossover if you haven't already; it is astoundingly well-written).
I am terrible at writing crossovers (and the funny thing is, that's what I started fanfiction on).
I've come up with three additional timelines to the original three timelines that have encompassed The Legend of Zelda since its beginning. I call them Fear, in which Link does not become the Hero of Time and the Triforce of Courage is lost, Darkness, in which Link is never born and Ganon simply takes over, and Peace, in which all three of the Triforce bearers died at the final battle in Ocarina.
If you asked me to name every OC I've ever come up with, I wouldn't be able to do it; I've come up with too many.
I lack understanding of the name of the Monkey Ball series since every one of the main characters is an ape.
I also lack understanding as to why there is no category for that series on this site.
I have played only five games that involve Spyro (Dawn of the Dragon, Attack of the Rhynocs, Crash Nitro Kart, Crash Purple; Ripto's Rampage, Spyro Orange; Cortex Conspiracy). Out of those, only the first two were even worth playing.
On that note, I lack knowledge of who created Spyro.
The one existing cross-species pairing I support in the Sonic the Hedgehog series is BlazexSilver. That's it.
You could call me a bi-polar Shakespeare person; one time period I'll be in love with his plays, and another I won't even give them a second thought (and I don't care what other people think, Romeo and Juliet was freaking awesome!).
If you gave me a day to be anywhere in the world, I'd say Japan (Tokyo to be exact).
I am one of those people who thinks that whoever created Crash Bandicoot and Spyro needs to bring them back.
I am overobsessed with lemons (the food kind, not the story. The stories are just... -shudders in discomfort-).
I absolutely, positively LOVE, with capital letters, LOVE Wicked (as in the musical).
You ask what my favorite drink is? I say water.
I don't know how to play football (to avoid confusion among people who do not live in America, I speak of the American sport we call football), and I certainly don't wish to learn how.
I cannot stand improper grammar (in the English language of course. If it's in any other language, I won't be able to tell).
Almost all of my closest friends have had names that start with a 'J.'
I secretly will watch anything that's on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney Channel except for adult swim stuff and some of the crazier anime shows.
Tennis is my favorite sport to play. To watch would be baseball.
I have two brothers and no sisters (and I'm the oldest. Thumbs up for older siblings! :D)
My passion lies in music and video games (that honor used to lie in academics).
I have come up with quite a few Pokemon pairings (like, actual Pokemon pairings, not human ones), that only I have thought of apparently, such as Sawk and Medicham (I have no clue where that came from) and Pansear and Chimchar. Names for them? I hate shipping names, especially the ones in which the two character's names are fused together to form one name. I prefer to just put an x between their names.
I lack understanding as to why nobody on this site has written a HoundoomxMightyena romance fic. I plan on doing it later on if nobody else does.
My favorite handheld is the 3DS and my favorite console is the Gamecube, though the Wii U might overtake it if I ever get the money to get one (Nintendo forever!).
I almost cried at the end of Toy Story 3. That movie was so freaking awesome!
I'm a wannabe Tae Kwon Do Master, but I can't take classes because my schedule is too full.
I like conversing, but not if I have to start the conversation. So please, by all means, PM me if you'd like to chat about something.
I strongly dislike violence, and as such, I couldn't finish the Hunger Games series; I quit in the middle of Catching Fire.
My favorite weapon in Kid Icarus: Uprising is the Laser Staff.
In all honesty, I get dizzy when a story I'm reading gets updated multiple times in one day. I'm not saying that's bad, I'm just saying it gives me a head rush.
I have just recently discovered that Ralts and its evolutions are not in the human-like egg group! Can anyone else not believe that?!
I honestly dislike every human pairing in the Pokemon series except for Red and Yellow, and Wallace and Winona. I like pairing Pokemon better.
I play the cello (I bet that at least half of you who just read this have no idea what a cello is).
You are more likely to find me listening to classical music, music from musicals, or Christian worship music rather than that disgusting crap they call pop music these days. It just doesn't appeal to me what people are singing these days.
I like speaking in a British accent.
At this moment, Twenty hours and forty eight minutes, December 3rd, 2012, I am listening to Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik and typing this fact about me.
I have seen 7 out of the 8 episodes of Super Mario Bros Z (which is probably the most epic flash series on the internet. Go see it.). After you have seen it, you are going to wish the guy who made it continued it.
I can be inspired to write from the most random things, and those ideas get manipulated so much throughout trying to write about them that sometimes by the time it comes out on Fanfiction, it is somewhat irrelevant to what inspired it. As an example, I'll use a story I have plotted out, sprouted from a dream I had about stealing Epona from an elementary school, that is about Link going to the Lon Lon Ranch to live there rather than becoming the Hero of Time. Now tell me those two things are not at least somewhat irrelevant.
I drew a parallel between Romani from Majora's Mask and Merida from Brave: they both have red hair and they're both archery lovers.
I can officially say that I've had surgery; oral surgery to be exact.
I originally thought that the sixth generation of Pokemon was going to have to wait another year. Now I see that five new Pokemon have been revealed from that generation and I'm absolutely in love with Fennekin and Chespin. Froakie? Not so much.
I have only ever read and hated one book series of my life, and that book series is the Hunger Games. It proposes an interesting story, but all of the death that happens... it just doesn't sit well with me. Then again, I stopped reading the 39 Clues series after the third book of the second series for similar reasons.
I've had a recently settling interest in the Fire Emblem series.
I take voice lessons.
I have participated in one school musical.
My favorite foods are steak, pancakes, and pepperoni pizza.
I am a Christian, and proud of it. :D
I am currently a sophomore in high school, and most of my friends are juniors.
I do not understand the problem some people have with OCs.
I can officially say that I've left my home country (The U.S. of A.) and reentered it.
I am a person who believes that Pokemon XD and Colloseum need to be either remade or relived. Either make a remake for one or the other for Wii U, or make a Pokemon game with full 3D capabilities, including free motion around a map.
I am against gun control, not because I like guns (because I don't), but because it'll never work and I know it.
With all of these pairings such as Chessshipping and Checkmate Shipping and Ferriswheelshipping going around, I suppose I should voice my opinion on the relationships of the five rival characters in Pokemon Black and White: Hilda, Hilbert, Bianca, Cheren, and N. I support DualRivalshipping, which is CherenxBianca, and Ferriswheelshipping, which is N and Hilda. Yeah, Hilbert is all on his own. That said, I only really like two of the pairings between humans in the Pokemon world: RedxYellow and WallacexWinona.
I've been playing Pokemon for almost ten years, and Nuzlockes are still too hard for me.
Sometimes I like to replay Pokemon games without saving to see how far I can get. The farthest I've gotten was five badges in Lilycove in Emerald. Then my game froze.
I've beaten the Sinnoh Elite Four using only a Darkrai with an identical moveset to the one Tobias uses, and Full Restores.
In Fire Emblem: Awakening, I paired ChromxSumia, VaikexLissa, VirionxSully, GregorxNowi, Lon'quxTharja, AvatarxCherche (because Morgan looks awesome with pink hair), KellamxPanne, HenryxMiriel, FrederickxCordelia, LucinaxGerome, OwainxSevera, and YarnexNah. Everyone else was left alone.
In my opinion, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker has the best music of any game I've ever played.
My core team on Pokemon Firered used to be four Pokemon: A Charizard, Lv 100, named Friend, a Golduck, Lv 93, named Kappa, a Dragonite, Lv 80, named Saphira, and a Magneton, Lv 85, named Tron. They would beat the Elite every single time they went up against them.
Personally, I thought Super Mario Galaxy 2 wasn't as good as its predecessor. Still, I hope to see a third game in the future.
My favorite authors are Kathryn Lasky and Rick Riordan.
I have taken and completed an Advance Placement class.
My top 5 favorite video games in order: 1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 2. Kid Icarus: Uprising 3. Super Mario Galaxy 4. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker 5. Pokemon Firered
The Zelda Timelines (including my own):
Downfall; in which Link is defeated by Ganon
Storylines: A Link to the Past, Oracle of Ages/Seasons, Link's Awakening, The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Child; in which Link goes back in time and warns Zelda of the events that will occur
Storylines: Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, Four Swords Adventures, The Moonshadow Blade (my story)
Adult; in which Link goes back in time and does not warn Zelda, therefore leaving the world without a hero
Storylines: Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks
Fear; in which Link never becomes the Hero of Time
Storylines: Unnamed fanfic, Unnamed fanfic
Darkness; in which Link is never born
Storylines: The Lightbringer, The Mirror of Illusions
Peace; in which all three Triforce bearers are killed at the final battle
Storylines: Hero of the Trilands, Justice Harmonica
Zelda Games in three sentences or less
Search frantically for your best friend who has fallen to the ground below from above the clouds. Run around the earth looking for three fires that can upgrade your sword to its most powerful form. Save your best friend, who is now a goddess, from a couple of demons.
Get three keys from fairies around the land so that you can get into the tower of a huge one eyed demon with no limbs who has power over wind and also has kidnapped the princess.
Ocarina of Time
Run around as a little kid looking for shiny gems in dangerous places so that you can open up a gate into the Sacred Realm where you become an adult by pulling a sword out of a stone. Run around the same land as an adult looking for five specific sages who are really people you already know who give you useless medallions that supposedly empower you. After completing these tasks, go to a dangerous looking castle and defeat an Evil King who transforms into a pig monster.
Run around an alternate universe trying to save giants well over fifty feet tall that are being imprisoned by masked things about a fiftieth of their size so that they can save the alternate universe from a moon with a face which is falling to the earth due to a mask's power. Then defeat the mask itself, which transforms into monstrous beasts.
Get turned into a wolf multiple times in a parallel realm and find light spirits that can vanquish that parallel realm from the normal realm. Find the three other pieces of a mirror that transports you to the parallel realm after pulling a sword from a stone so that you can go into the parallel realm and defeat an immature psycho who thinks he can rule that realm. Defeat an evil guy who can turn princesses into puppets, ride a horse and fight at the same time, fight you normally, and turn into a giant pig monster.
Legend of Zelda
Run around Hyrule trying to find the shattered pieces of a sacred triangle which is the only thing that will allow you to defeat an evil guy who has unoriginally kidnapped the princess.
The Adventure of Link
Run around a Hyrule that is somehow entirely different from the one you ran around in the original game and another continent looking for the pieces of another Sacred Triangle so as to prevent the evil guy who you defeated in the original game from being revived and also wake the princess from many generations before up.
Find eight magical instruments being guarded by Nightmares of a gigantic flying whale so that you can wake up the gigantic flying whale from its dream of an island, which you mysteriously ended up on, through cracking its egg with a song and defeating its worst nightmare.
Travel the ocean looking for your sister and get caught up in a huge quest involving a magical conductor's baton that can control winds and three pearls that can open up the entrance to an enormous tower that is somehow hidden beneath the ocean. Use the hero's sword, which has been weakened because two sages have been killed, to find two new sages to replace the dead ones and save the princess, who had been disguised as a pirate for the whole game up until the point of trying to defeat the evil dude but failing, who doesn't really need saving, because she has light arrows and is able to help you kill the bad guy, who fails entirely at his evil plot, at the end of the day.
Travel around a Hyrule that is eerily similar to Termina with the princess's spirit, because her body got stolen by a demon and some other guy in order to find stone rail maps that will make train tracks appear. Get a sword that is a knockoff of the Master Sword so that you can beat the demon that stole the princess's body and his boss who is also a demon and inside of the princess's body.
I'm not very good at that am I. Oh well, they're all three sentences or less! Those games not included are the ones I haven't played yet.
List Ten Fire Emblem Awakening Characters in no particular order below and then answer the questions about them.
3. Morgan (Female)
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I appreciate you trying to get me a glass of water, but I'm fine.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I'd be as silent as possible and hope she doesn't notice I'm there.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Yeah, that would work I guess. It'd be funny, but it'd work.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Uh... I'll pass...
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
In terms of the dirty side of my mind, that's tempting.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Must be a mental hospital.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Yep, I can see that happening. Get lost Lissa! You don't got no swag!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
What? Am I from the past too?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Try the best she can to protect me. No, she would try to negotiate with them.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Use some taguel healing technique to help me out.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A book on strategy.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Probably help me.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Do something crazy like conquer the whole country and make the army go after the guy making me embarrassed. That's assuming that he's a friend.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
I won't even delve into this one...
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
First he'll have to get me to notice him.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Scream and cheer and hold up signs with my name on them.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Look at me weird and walk off.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I don't know. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll get along with my Avatar and Cherche.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Perhaps, but not for a long time if at all.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Ask her why she's not hitting on the Avatar.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Who's looking at me?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Dude, lower your crazy level and the ladies will swoon.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Look, you're a good unit, but I don't think I want to go that far.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Morgan's probably bored him to death with a strategy lesson and is trying to wake him up.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
No, that is just plain stupid.
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
They have a friendly duel.
If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
How to handle a nation.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I don't know, but it will be cooked with a fire tome or two.
If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Running a stand at the fair.
If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I believe Walhart is bald so...
If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?
It depends on how well Lissa draws the Avatar. If she doesn't draw him well, Tharja's going to curse her.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
None of my business.
What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?
She'd desperately apologize.
If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Lissa's pretty thick, so she wouldn't get it.
If 5 and 6 did a workout together?
That would be... interesting... maybe...
If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I'm screwed. She's going to curse me.
If 7 won the lottery?
Maybe people would start noticing him.
If 8 had quite a big secret?
In my head, that would be a secret crush on Emmeryn, but that's just me. I think seeing them together would be interesting.
If 9 became a singer?
She may or may not be excellent at that.
If 10 got a daughter?
I can't see any reason that would be bad.
What would 1 think of 2?
You're such an interesting creature.
How would 3 greet 4?
How would you like a strategy lesson?
What would 4 envy about 5?
Can I conquer the world?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
I won't delve into that, given how I characterize Walhart.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
It's hard to make Kellam angry.
Where would 8 meet 9?
In the barracks. She'd probably be running her mouth at him.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
She dulled his favorite axe.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Well, if Emmeryn ever got mad, I guess that would count for anyone.
Is 3 Gay?
Last I checked, I'm pretty sure she wasn't.
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Well, I married Kellam and Panne on my primary file, so it technically wouldn't be kidnapping. And why Walhart?
4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Wow, Morgan and Lon'qu must be really good friends! Oh, anyways, Gangrel probably wouldn't show up.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6?
There are two sides to my brain, a clean one and a dirty one. Need I say more?
2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?
Oh, sorry I interrupted your guys' private time. And then he exits. (remember, to me, the two of them are married)
3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Okay. That's weird. I think Tharja might have cursed Morgan or something and it went awry. Gangrel is probably weirded out by this.
4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?
Gerome for sure. I hope.
1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
A perfect seven course meal.
3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Given how many times I've seen three and four together on here, probably Lon'qu.
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?
Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react.
Someone's going to be a party crasher.
9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Shopping for a wedding present because she forgot.
Have you ever read a 6/10 fic before?
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Nope. He's more of a cool kind of guy.
Do you recall any fics about 9?
I haven't read any Fire Emblem fics yet.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
5/9 or 5/10?
The former, even though that's just plain weird.
Make up a summary of a fic involving 3 and 10.
Morgan is down after she messed up and almost cost someone's life in the last battle. Thankfully her brother Gerome is there to comfort and let her know that life isn't always as easy as it seems.
Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
I think that would be quite interesting to see. You know, I might write something like that if I get up the courage to do it.
Suggest a title for a 7/10 Hurt/Comfort fic.
Why Can't Anyone See Me?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 6?
Still don't know what that means.
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
This is farewell!
If you wrote a songfic about 4, what song would it be?
I don't know. Are there any songs about being afraid to ask a girl out?
What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 4?
That doesn't make any sense.
What might 10 describe a relationship between 9 and 8?
How would you feel if 7/8 were in a fight?
This'll be good.
What would you think if you found 5 was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
What crowds are my relatives in?
How would you react if you saw 8 and 10 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Make this face: 0_o, shut the door, and pretend I never saw it. Honestly, what does that even mean? What's with the rubber ducky?
How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
That is quite expectant coming from her.
If you saw 9 and 3 in bed together, what would you do?
That is stwange. I will leave now. *exits the room and slams the door*
9 asks you out. Decline or accept?
Refer to an earlier question for the answer.
7 is going to kiss you. How do you react? Hoes does 2 react?
Oh boy. This will not end well.
You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?
8 dies. Your reaction is?
If its Paralogue 17, I'd be pissed, but if its Chapter 11, I'd be all like, "Woot! Woot!"
You get into a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?
5 because he is really, really strong.
You die. 6's reaction is...?
I didn't care for him.
You and 1 share a song. What is that song?
I don't get it...
You have to write a humourous one-shot involving 6. What's the summary?
Tharja is trying to get Tetsu (my Avatar) to like her. These are some of the things she does to do it. Rated K plus for somewhat violent scenes.
2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens?
Yarne and Kellam are going to be mad.
If 4 and 7 started dating, what would 3 do/say?
Assuming she's a tattle tale, she'll tell Panne and Yarne and blood will be spilled.
8 notices you're extremely sad. What does he/she do about it?
Laugh at me.
What would make 5 extremely sad?
Losing everything he's conquered.
You and 9 kidnap 1. Why and what would happen?
We kidnapped her because Lissa wants to get her memory all the way back.
1 can go anywhere in the world. Where would they go?
A memory psychologist.
7 accidentally kills 8. How do 2 and 3 react?
Hooray! He's dead!... in chapter eleven. After he's recruited in Paralogue 18, they'd be freaked out.
Do you support 1/2?
Nope, because I don't like Yuri (or Yaoi for that matter).
You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?
Hunt for food.
Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?
What is your reason to kill 5?
I have no reason. He's just too awesome.
Can you picture 8 & 5 together?
Maybe at the head of an army.
What does 4 like best about 6?
On my primary file, she's his wife, so I don't know. It's probably personal between the two of them.
What would 9 most likely be arrested for?
Nobody has a reason to arrest Lissa.
Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends?
Yeah, sure, but it'd take a lot of reconciliation.
How would you bribe 6?
I'll get the Avatar on a date with you.
You're out on a fun date with 6 at an Amusement Park. What would he/she suggest the two of you do first?
The Haunted House, which I would reluctantly do, because I don't want to get cursed.
4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?
Oh well. I'll stay at home and play Fire Emblem Awakening.
If 1, 3 & 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?
Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 9, 6, and 5?
Kill Lissa, kiss and marry Tharja (because she's so stinkin' hot and seductive), and leave Walhart alone.
6 sends 1 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Go throw yourself off a cliff and see if you survive. Yes it will succeed, because she's already done it once!
If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?
The conqueror of many nations who cannot be felled by a single unit (unless that unit is himself).
And now for some of my OCs
I know that some people do not like OCs, but I think they add extra spice to a story. A few of mine are detailed here. Note that some of these characters have not been published on fanfiction and that this section will be updated spontaneously (not that anyone is going to care).
Sonic the Hedgehog
Name: Solas the Hedgehog
Birthday: June 21st
Parents: Sonic the Hedgehog and Melissa the Hedgehog
Siblings: Teresa the Hedgehog and Coast the Hedgehog
Bio: Solas is a kind and somewhat reckless young hedgehog. He carries his father's adventurous spirit and speed and both his parents mindset of helping people. He is proficient in swordplay and is quite level-headed and can keep his temper in check pretty easily, unless someone he loves is in danger. He is in love with and dating Winter the Echidna.
Name: Winter the Echidna
Birthday: December 12th
Parents: Procurator Avon of the Nocturnus and Natalie the Echidna
Bio: Winter is a quick-to-decide kind of person and will do anything for those that are close to her. She holds power over ice, snow and the cold through her Cyrokinetic roots. She worries a lot over what may come to be and almost always assumes the worst. She is in love with and dating Solas the Hedgehog.
Name: Tevis the Hedgehog
Birthday: February 18th
Parents: Silver the Hedgehog and Blaze the Cat
Siblings: Samantha the Cat
Bio: Tevis is a hot-headed, fun-loving hedgehog with Pyrokinetic powers like his mother. While his usual attitude is quite characteristic of that of a teenage boy, he takes battle and protecting his little sister and friends quite seriously. He is very arrogant and overconfident in his abilities, but his skill with a sword matches his brags.
Name: Samantha the Cat
Birthday: March 8th
Parents: Silver the Hedgehog and Blaze the Cat
Siblings: Tevis the Hedgehog
Bio: Samantha is an even-minded girl who, like her mother, only wants a normal life. Not only does she possess Telekinesis and the fate of her entire world within her, she is quite beautiful and males seek after her constantly. She is quite a pessimistic person, but being around her friend Wren calms her stresses and allows her to see the good in her life. Her brother only makes things worse, but she still loves him. After meeting Chris the Cat II, she truly begins to open up.
Name: Wren the Raccoon
Birthday: March 7th
Parents: Marine the Raccoon and an unknown father
Bio: Wren is an optimistic, yet impatient, young raccoon. She loves adventure and the sea, just like her mother, and is close friends with Samantha. She is the best out of all three of them with a sword, and also possesses the ability of Hydrokinesis, control over water. Her bearings at sea are perfect, and the only things that really get on her nerves are Tevis the Hedgehog and being away from the ocean.
Name: Chris the Cat II
Birthday: February 16th
Parents: Chris the Cat and Kelsey the Cat
Bio: Chris II is a cool and calm young cat who will not fight unless challenged. He is skilled with many types of weapons and also possesses Telekinesis like his mother. He is cut off from the rest of the world most of the time due to his obsession in meditating to increase his psychic power. When he meets Samantha, they begin to help each other bring each other out of their shells.
Name: Peter Mario
Birthday: July 6th
Parents: Mario Mario and Princess Peach Mario
Siblings/Relatives: Danny Mario (Cousin), Luigi Mario (Uncle), Princess Daisy Mario (Aunt)
Bio: Peter was born within Bowser's throne room to Mario and Peach and immediately taken away. He has a strong sense of justice and possesses a magic pen that can conjure up anything from Kamesha, the Magikoopa who raised him until he was six. He is quite wise from being raised by a Magikoopa and often has very good judgement, despite the age he is at. He cares deeply for his family and bringing them back together is one of his main goals.
Name: Danny Mario
Birthday: April 30th
Parents: Luigi Mario and Princess Daisy Mario
Siblings/Relatives: Peter Mario (cousin), Mario Mario (Uncle), Princess Peach Mario (Aunt)
Bio: Danny was born while Daisy and Luigi were in hiding. He was raised on the stories of his father and uncle's prowess and wanted to be like both of them. He has had a very startled life starting when he joined Luigi's mission to save the universe from Bowser. He is a technological genius, able to create anything in the blink of an eye, and he makes very quick and rash decisions based on his experiences. Like Peter, he only wants to see his family back together.
Birthday: December 21st
Parents: Blumiere and Timpani
Bio: Tanya is a mysterious girl who was born just before Bowser took control of the universe. She lived with her parents in Flipswitch for almost five years, but then they were abducted by Bowser and taken to Sky Station. In the five short subsequent years, she memorized all of the books of prophecy, including the one of the Mage of Thunder. She tends to worry a lot, even though she knows the future, and cares deeply for her friends, even though she seems somewhat mysterious and mechanical on the outside.
Name: Tristian Koopa
Age: 3 (Post Mage of Thunder)
Birthday: August 17th
Parents: Bowser Koopa Jr. and Helena Koopa
Siblins/Relatives: Katie Koopa (Cousin), Katrina Koopa (Cousin), Clarisse Koopa (Cousin), Iggy Koopa (Uncle), Shelly Koopa (Aunt), Lemmy Koopa (Uncle), Trisha Koopa (Aunt)
Bio: Tristian is the son of Bowser Koopa Jr. and Helena Koopa, born of a love affair between his parents. He hails from the Dreadnought Galaxy where he is being raised by his mother, since his father was killed in the final battle of The Mage of Thunder. In the future, he will become one of the world's top intellectuals on the subject of the colonies in space. At the moment he is still a child but great things will come in his future.
And now for some recollections on Pokemon files I've had in the past (since I've had a ton). These are the ones I remember the best:
Pokemon Leafgreen: Migrated Starter, replaced by a Spearow- This one is the most vivid in my memory. I was getting all three Kanto starters on my Diamond version and was using Leafgreen to do it. I would just do the normal thing; play through the game until I could catch Pokemon and then migrate six of them off. Squirtle was the last of them, and the seventh Pokemon that I decided to keep was a Spearow. Let me tell you, that Spearow and I got along really well. I went through the entire game using that Pokemon as my starter, and from what I remember, I caught two of three of the Legendary birds, Moltres in a normal Pokeball, and made it all the way to the Elite Four. I don't remember why I deleted it, but it was an awesome save file.
Pokemon Firered: The Invincible Quartet- This was one of my more recently deleted files. On this file, I had a quartet of Pokemon: a Dragonite named Saphira, a Magneton named Tron, a Golduck named Kappa, and a Charizard named Friend (they are in my random facts about me section). Every time I faced the Elite Four, they won, and usually I didn't have to even use Saphira. On occasion I would add an Espeon named Chime and an Umbreon named Bells to my team, but overall, the four of them were my most memorable team.
Pokemon Sapphire: Second File ever, Dual Awesomeness- This file was literally the second file I'd ever created on a Pokemon game (Sapphire was my first). I had deleted my file on which I'd started with Treecko because I couldn't beat the elite four (you can't blame me, it was my first time playing Pokemon on that file), and started a new one with Torchic. That file lasted a long, long time. The trainer's name was Seth, and I ended up with Blaziken and Kyogre. Those two alone could take down the entire Hoenn Elite Four. It was totally awesome. Then I migrated both of them to Diamond and restarted the game. Ever since, the game has been my outcast of all of its relatives.
Pokemon Emerald: The Gameboy Junk File- This file is actually still going, mostly because it is the game file where most of my crap is stored, as in, Pokemon I never use anymore. I also use it for cloning. I have some pretty awesome Pokemon on this file, but it still has scars from when I used to use the Gameshark to cheat. This is usually the game file where most of my Pokemon end up being traded. It is also the game file that I've been the luckiest with Shinies. I've seen four shinies on the file, caught three, and lost one. All that remains are my shiny Sunflora and shiny Crobat. The other two were both shiny Smeargle, one that vanished into oblivion, and the other that I thought wasn't special because I didn't even know what a shiny was at the time.
Pokemon Crystal: The Starter Glitch- I deleted this file because of that glitch that I used. It took me forever to figure out but I pulled it off. I got all three starters. This was actually a really awesome save file, I just had guilt from using the glitch. My favorite Pokemon to use on this file was my Umbreon, because it just looked awesome and it knew Shadow Ball.
Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness: All 83, and then the Card Crashed- This one is pretty self-explanatory. I chose Vaporeon to take the lead of my team for this file, my second on XD. Gardevoir was its sidekick, and they did really well. I got all 83 Shadow Pokemon and purified them all. Then... my memory card crashed. So yeah, that sucked. But oh well. I've had three save files since, maybe more, and they've all been awesome... except for the one I cheated. That one is just plain weird.
Pokemon Diamond: Why do I still have this file?- I honestly don't know why I still have my first Pokemon Diamond Version file. It's full of junk and is cheated beyond heck. Nobody has ten level 2 Arceus. What's really a miracle is the game card. It literally has three bite marks in its back, the label is completely torn off, and the bars that read the game are somewhat crooked. Guess what? It still works! Aside from that, there are a ton of migrated Pokemon on that game file, since that was my first Pokemon DS game (after Pokemon Ranger).
Now onto the more serious part of my profile.
My super random but somewhat impacting philosophy:
Because no man is perfect, no man can become perfect due to being tainted by imperfection, therefore, an imperfect person does not know perfection and furthermore, since he does not know perfection, he cannot create a perfect world. Thus, through an imperfect creature such as a human being, a utopia is impossible to form. Only one who knows perfection can create a perfect world, and the only being that knows perfection is God.
Atheists and Christians have similar viewpoints. They both believe that man is meant to progress forward and make the world a better place, and that every man should strive to reach perfection, even if it is impossible by one's own strength. As such, Atheists and Christians aren't that much different. The only thing missing from the statement from an Atheist point of view is that the only way to recieve perfection is through Jesus Christ. For since no man is perfect, if any man is able to walk the Earth free of imperfection, he is not man, but God.
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'
You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001. Neither will I.
I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK..I am ready to go.'
I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night.
I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.'
I was at the base of the building with the Priest ministering to the injured and devastated souls. I took him home to tend to his Flock in Heaven. He heard my voice and answered.
I was on all four of those planes, in every seat, with every prayer. I was with the crew as they were overtaken. I was in the very hearts of the believers there, comforting and assuring them that their faith has saved them.
I was in Texas, Virginia, California, Michigan, Afghanistan . I was standing next to you when you heard the terrible news. Did you sense Me?
I want you to know that I saw every face. I knew every name - though not all know Me. Some met Me for the first time on the 86th floor.
Some sought Me with their last breath. Some couldn't hear Me calling to them through the smoke and flames; 'Come to Me... this way... take my hand.' Some chose, for the final time, to ignore Me. But, I was there.
I did not place you in the Tower that day. You may not know why, but I do.. However, if you were there in that explosive moment in time, would you have reached for Me?
Sept. 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey for you . But someday your journey will end. And I will be there for you as well. Seek Me now while I may be found. Then, at any moment, you know you are 'ready to go.'
I will be in the stairwell of your final moments.
During the next 60 seconds, stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity. (Literally it is only 1 minute.) All you have to do is the following:
Stop and think and appreciate God's power in your life, for doing what you know is pleasing to Him. If you are not ashamed to do this, follow the instructions. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of Me, I will be ashamed of you before My Father'
If you are not ashamed, copy and paste this on your profile...only if you believe 'Yes, I love my God He is my fountain of Life and My Savior. He Keeps me going day and night. Without Him, I am no one. But with Him, I can do everything. Christ is my strength.'
Whether you like it or not, God was there. Whether you believe in him or not, he's there with you. No matter how supernatural or unreal it seems that an infinitely powerful being could possibly be here tending to us, his sheep, it's true. He is everywhere, and he's willing to help you out, no matter what the tough times you're going through. He was and is there at Pearl Harbor, 9/11, Benghazi, The Black Death, the tsunami in Japan, all of the earthquakes that have happened in the last twelve years, Hurricane Sandy, the wildfires in Texas, D-day... the list goes on, because it cannot be denied that our God is everywhere and willing to comfort those who struggle with such disasters if they are willing to accept the comfort. Please, please, please repost this. America needs to know that God is there in these difficult times.
The Mage of Thunder (Mario) Status: Complete
Free Runners: Brent (Wolves of the Beyond) Status: On hold
Pokemon: The Kanto Journey (Pokemon) Status: On hold
The Travels of Orca and Sturgeon (Legend of Zelda) Status: On hold
The Chaos Revival and Team Dark: New Allies (Sonic the Hedgehog) Status: Writer's Block
Identical Twins (Super Smash Bros) Status: Writer's Block
A Second Chance (Legend of Zelda) Status: Complete
Free Runners: Origins (Wolves of the Beyond) Status: Complete
The Story Behind the Subspace Emissary (Super Smash Bros) Status: Complete
Why Kirby and Pikachu Don't Get Along (Super Smash Bros) Status: Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Shadow Storm (Legend of Zelda and Pokemon) Status: Working with it
Sciber (Pokemon)- Status: Complete
Life in Oak's Garden (Pokemon)- Status: Brainstorming Ideas
The Chaos Events (Sonic the Hedgehog)- Status: Complete
Dark Triad/Mystery of the Somewhat Staff (Kid Icarus); note that I am collaborating with my friend to write these two. He's writing Dark Triad, and I'm writing Somewhat Staff. He just doesn't have a fanfiction account and can't make one so I'm publishing and updating both. - Status: In progress
Stories Unposted or thinking of Writing:
Mario and Luigi: Magic of Mirrors (Mario) Status: Brainstorming
Pokemon adaption of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream (Pokemon) Status: Brainstorming
Freedom Fighters of the Future (Sonic the Hedgehog) Status: Working up the courage to write anything on it :)
LinkxMalon fanfic (24 chapters; Legend of Zelda) Status: Brainstormed and ready to write! (I just need to figure out a title for it...)
Wind and Ice (10 chapters; Legend of Zelda) Status: Brainstormed but still working out kinks due to a change in postion on the timeline of Legend of Zelda.
LoZ in the Style of Fire Emblem fanfic (Legend of Zelda) Status: Working on it
The Wandering Gypsies (Fire Emblem) Status: Brainstorming
Fire Emblem: Tellius Fanfic (Fire Emblem) Status: Brainstorming
Stories I've favorited and reasons why:
Mario and Sonic: Heroes Unite (Author: azurixx); This story is very well written and appealing to audiences of all ages. It is clear that its author, azurixx, puts a lot of time and effort into making sure his stories turn out in the way they should.
The Last Survivor (Author: Darks8728); This story is very descriptive and well written, and presents quite an interesting storyline that rolls out at just the right pace. The cover art is awesome too.
High Gear (Author: Sterling Lee); This story is one of the best I've ever seen on the site. It is written like a novel, and it has a restricted setting, which is one of my favorite story elements ever.
The Sea's Whisperer (Author: Hakimu); This story as well is very well plotted out, and it has a slow moving plot, which always makes for an interesting story to read. Indeed this one has been interesting to read so far; I've been quite intrigued by its last few chapters. Quite possibly the best Wind Waker AU on the site.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Heart of the Storm (Author: Blue Luxio); This story has been well thought out, and by that I mean a lot. The main story doesn't start for twenty chapters and the build-up to it is inspiring. Unfortunately, it's been discontinued since June of last year.
Pokemon: True Amity (Author: azurixx); Another story by azurixx, I actually favorited it because I like azurixx's writing and Pokemon both.
Asking the Impossible (Author: EmeraldDragon1); This story was amazing, even if it was extremely rushed. I actually came up with the same idea as its author, about a Zangoose and a Seviper in a similar situtation, a long time ago and as such, I really liked it.
LOL (Author: TheMoonclaw); I saved the best for last. LOL is one of my most favorite stories on the site. It looks at the humorous aspects of the Zelda games, and I'm just going to say right now that a lot of those are really funny. If you're a Zelda fan, I highly recommend it. Kudos to TheMoonclaw for creating such a great idea!
I write as a hobby and nothing more. I do have a fictionpress like most other fanfiction authors (look up penschooler if you are interested ;)). I hope you all enjoy reading my stories and to hear your opinions on my writing! Happy reading!
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