HI! I'm random! Look, a pink polka dotted pony eating pinecones and a penguin!

Ah, I love alliteration.

I am on the 'Gifted' team in my school, and our team name was Nerd Herd!!!! Our t-shirt had a cow with glasses saying Moo (I don't know how to do exponents on the computer, but it was moo cubed.)

I have the cutest dog named Ruby. She's a Cairn Terrier, like Toto from the Wizard of Oz. Her middle name is Slippers. Get it? Ruby and Slippers... Nevermind.

I have a bro who hates reading. We are exact opposites. He hates reading, I love reading. He loves Blood and Gore, I'm a pacifist. He's lazy, I like to do everything.

I'm accident-prone. I'm typing this right now with a pulled Quad (above the knee) and I have to use crutches! Why can't I use a wheelchair? Wheelchairs are fun! When you go down a ramp, you go "WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

A bunch of Harry Potter fans and I call our Social Studies teacher Ms. Umbridge. She loves pink, is fat, and has that fake sweetness in front of the parents. I mean, who else but Umbridge would assign a full map of the Roman Empire due in only two days!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

On our school's spirit day all of the teams have to come up with parody songs. Our team did 'I'm Nerdy and I know it.', Parody to 'I'm sexy and I know it." Do you wanna read the lyrics? Too bad! I included them! (Evil laugh)

Here they are:

Walk into class,

Everybody's like

"Calculate the mass!"

I can't move my feet,

I suck at dancing, that's the thing.

I stop, drop, and roll

When there's a fire it's

Go! Go! Go!

Nerd Herd with the big books, yo,

Wanna be cool?

Not possi-bowl.

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) I do homework!

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) I do homework!

When I walk into school (Yeah)

This is what I see (OK)

Everybody stops and stares at me

I got a calculator here, but I'm just afraid to

Show it

Show it

Show it

I'm Nerdy and I know it!

(14 claps)

I'm nerdy and I know it!

In L.A. Block, Vocabulary is just non-stop.

When I'm in the commons

People say

"Hey you in team three?" Yeah!

It's time to roll!

C'mon, classmates, it's time to go

We're headed for the finals, don't be nervous,

A pen, pencil and tuition service!

(Repeat the Ahhhs)

So, what do you think? All thanks to my ROCKIN science teacher! We also had "Do you like science?"(Do you like waffles), and "Smarts like Einstein" (moves like jagger).

Yeah. My team is pretty awesome.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music
(o) to REAL music.

put this on your page.
if you love to laugh

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

What’s your name?

Katie :3

Gender?

Chic!

Age?

Hmmm... not telling 'cuz I don't wanna get kicked off. :3

What’s your birthstone?

Pearl

Zodiac?

Dragon! RAWR!

Astrological sign?

Gemini!

Height?

5' 4''

Weight?

Ummm... why would you want to know?

Hair color?

brown with blonde highlights

Eye color?

HAZEL

Do you have a crush on anyone?

ummm... just don't tell anyone, mkay?

Who?

it's this dude named *mumbles*

Are you lying to me?

NO

Do you have an imaginary friend?

no... though i did...*did you hear that, steve? it called you imaginary!*

Do you want an imaginary friend?

*c'mon over here, steve, say hi!*

Look to your left. What do you see?

My iPod!

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Getting ready to go to a swim meet... -_-

What was the last thing you yelled?

"I'M HUNGRY AND I WANT THAT ORANGE CHICKEN!" I was arguing with my bro about who got this pack of microwavable orange chicken...I stole it while he was doing his business!;)

Do you believe in magic?

I'm in the Slytherin common room right now!

Do you believe in fairies?

Erm... no.

Who’s your crush?

Uhm... *Fluttershy voice*

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Yeperoni with cheese!

More than once?

Uh-huh.

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Ran to the ice packs!

Type your name with your feet.

ok here goes nothing- bqr8tonegirl

Was that fun?

Yeah, I guess.

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Tired.

Do you own a credit card?

Nope :)

Do you like to shop?

YES!

What’s the last thing you bought?

A soda

Who’s your crush?

Uhm...*Fluttershy voice*

What’s your favorite color?

Sky Blue

Favorite animal?

Ponies! Especially ones in MLP!

Favorite fruit?

Strawberries the size of apples! (Seriously! They have them!)

Quick! You have to save the world!

*Takes out epic sword* "THIS IS MY WORLD AND YOU AREN'T GONNA DESTROY IT! FUS RU DAH!"

Someone has a knife to your back.

CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP... Wait, yay sword that turns into a hairclip!

Do you swear?

Yeah. Sh*t.

Do your parents know you swear?

Yeah.

What is open on your computer?

Skype, Fanfiction, Gmail.

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad, "No I don't know where the keys are."

Where are you?

My room.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

My bed.

'What’s the last thing you ate?

Portal Cake.

What's your personality like?

Banana.

Who do you have a crush on?

*FLUTTERSHY VOICE*

What was the last thing you thought?

Why does it keep on asking who I have a crush on?

Do you sleep walk?

No. Thank god, I'm a clutz.

Do you sleep talk?

Yeah. One time I was at a sleepover, and I was the first one asleep, and everyone heard me say. "Oh, no more bread Peeta. My mouth is almost full." Yeah. I have pervy Hunger Games dreams.

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

All of my friends turned into bubbles.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Nutjob.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Buy all of the Orangina in the WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Orangina.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

District 12 Reaping for my SYOC.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Kenya

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

I'll

What can you hear right now?

The Beatles.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Ok. Come here, Ruby! (My puppy)

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Someone called me gay for writing fimfiction on DeviantArt.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

A foutan!

who’s your crush!

Oh my f'ing god.