Name: I plead the fifth!

Age: Only my stalkers, my fan base, my friends, and my family know that. If your not them, too bad. Nuf said.

Favorite Color: Red and black

Favorie food: Pizza!!!!

Hottest Actor: Tom Felton (AKA Draco Malfoy) :D

Pottermore name: ProphecyHawthorn16310

The animal I'd pick to turn into given the choice: wolf or a dragon so i can lite my enemies on fire like Adele

Favorite Pairings: Percy Jackson: Thuke (they are likethe older version of Percabeth! Think about it! She gave her life for him and turned into a tree for a while and Annabeth saved Percy and got herself stabbed instead of him. Voila! I'm not Italian!)

39 Clues: Besides AmIan, it's Sinead and Jake, but I don't know their name thingy. (I know, in CRt39C, I have an Hamead thing going, but I like Hamead during the Clue Hunt, but Sinead and Jake during the Vesper thing because they're smart and he's too old for Amy, [so drop the crush on her Jake, she's IAN'S].

Kane Chronicals: Walt/Anubis and Sadie. (Yes, you heard it straight from the Master!)

Cahill side

I'm a Tomas and Hamilton Holt's Girlfriend. (Shh, dont tell! Its a secret!). I'm a good fighter for my age and my height. I think I'm 4'11??? I'm undercover as a Lucian (sucky job, but im the only one who fit the description) agent to get some of the Lucian Clues. But don't tell Isabel! Then she'll have my head - literally.

Demigod side

I'm a Greek, daughter of Hermes, and Senior councelor of the Hermes cabin. I took over for the Stoll's once i got enough dirt on them to put them in jail. (What? dont give me that look! I no ur doin it!) Apollo hates me because... Lets just say it had to do with Olympus, a rubberband, a spatula, and Apollo's lambergeni. Talk about gettin a tan...

Magician Side

Follows the path of Amentet, goddess/friend of the dead and the West (yes, choose the bad luck side, cause I'm BAD like that :D) Helps Sadie with pranks on Carter, is one of the only two people in the Brooklyn House that's a Necromancer (you know who the other one is) but I don't have the shooting the gauze type thing or the canopy jars (I would be soooo evil if I did thought *evil grin*). I talk to spirits and can hear them - I can summon spirits, ask them questions in my head and not look like I'm talking to myself, perform tasks with them because they're funner that the Shabti, and haunt peoples dreams. Be right back - one of the anklebiters is screaming about a ghost. *sigh* here we go again!

Twitter: @BookFreak4Life1

Favorite quote: "You can't buy happiness but you can buy books and that's kind of the same thing."

AnOuNcEmEnT: If I dont update on a story in 4ever, go ahead: PM me and remind me. U'll c it up soon.

Favorite Artists/Music: My chemical Romance

Panic! at the Disco

Fall Out Boy

Black Veiled Brides

Pillar

Trapt

Paramore

Papa Roach

AC/DC

Guns 'N Roses

Metalica

Def Leppard

Aerosmith

Bon Jovi

Lynard Skynard (SP)

System of a Down

Emilie Autumn

Falling In Reverse

Lauryn, you're really starting to get on my nerves now. >={D mustache man will haunt you in your sleep!

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

4/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

5/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

9/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

10/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

10/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

10/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

Ok Daughter of Hermes, Grandaughter of Ares, Hunter of Artemis, and somehow related to Hades. AWESOME! Take that LAURYN!

Open Your Music Library

Put It On shuffle

Press Play

For every question, type the song that's playing.

When you go onto the next, press the next button.

Opening Credits: Beautiful Ending by BarlowGirl (Ok, I guess I'm dying soon?! CURSE YOU HADES!)

Waking Up: It's Your Love by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill (Yes, Bed, I DO LOVE YOU!)

First Day at School: Chicken Fried by Zack Brown Band (YEUP IM GONNA FRY MY SCHOOL! YES!)

Falling In Love: Fighter by Christina Aguilera (My iPods an idiot)

Fight Song: Dumb Love by Sean Kingston (Falling in Love and Fight song are mixed up!!)

Breaking up: Airplanes by B.O.B Feat. Hayley Williams (NICE!)

Prom Night: Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides (WHAT?!)

Life: Mean by Taylor Swift (LOL)

Mental Breakdown: Set Fire to the rain by ADELE (AWESOME!!!!!!)

Driving: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 (I guess... mother of god! no!)

Flashback: Hit the Lights by Selena Gomez (thats actually pretty funny...0

Getting Back Together: Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band (YES! THATS MY SONG!)

Wedding: the Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! at the Disco (A song about a funeral on my wedding! GOTHIC WEDDING!)

Birth of Child: E.T. by Katy Perry (MY KIDS AN ALIEN!)

Final Battle: Papercut by Linkin Park (NICE!!!!!! SO ME!)

Funeral Song: Lose Yourself by EMINEM!!!! (BEAST!!!!)

Final Credits: Cheater Cheater by Joey Rory (my husband cheated on me! *takes out gun cuz it just got real*

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (Dont you mean EVAN FREAKIN TOLLIVER!)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (I started muttering "no no no!" In the middle of a lesson then I starting hitting my head against the desk saying "WHY" every time my head hit. I about got sent to the counciler)

You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (PLEASE, for the love of Chocolate, DO IT ALREADY.and make every AmIan fan's dream come true.)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (especially when theres a knock on my door at school, i always imagine its Vesper agents with guns coming to kidnap me and force me to tell them the Clues)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (Of. Course. Do I look Like an idiot to you (dont you DARE answer that!))

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (OF COURSE!)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (my history teacher has grown on me. Everytime he mentions someone important from our lesson, he looks at me and goes "Now what branch are they from" cuz he bought the black book of buried secrets and if i get it wrong I have to go get his coke from the gym)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Like Mozart! Every single Cahill knows he's a Janus!!!)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (They just tend to ignore me...)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I LOVE HISTORY! Mostly because of #2! I MUST PREPARE!)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...err, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (Tomas!!!!! I love water skiing! I can do it one handed! And regualr skiing! I want my mom to let me do the double-black diamonds, but she wont let me :( But water skiing aint that hard... so how does that involve bravery?)

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (READ THIS: THE 39 CLUES MOVIE WILL NOT STINK. THIS IS TOO EPIC TO BECOME A STINKER. YOU HEAR ME??)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (You have brought shame to your family, typer of this. You must commit seppuku! -And yes i did just pull a Dan from book one-)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (i would be lying if i said no)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (YES,YES,YES and YES. HAMILTON PIERRE HOLT! *sighs dreamily*)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (I keep missing the ONE card i need to get all of the clues, and the stupid card pack didnt come with a replicator!)

You wish you could meet all the authors (Oh, I'd love to! and then I'd torture them about more AmIan!!BWUAHAHAHA!!)

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!) (thats just a few days after my birthday! :O)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (I've already been to some!)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklin (Yes, yes I do. I'm telling you, ALL of my teachers thinks I'm crazy. I about got in trouble for calling y English teacher an "Ekat")

You have the first two pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (Me? Never! *Sarcasm, if ya didnt catch it)

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (they put that after book 11...)

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (No, I'm Tomas, remember? THY THOU HASHYHASHYHASHYHASHYHASHYHASHY! NO NO!!!)

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (Does callin your science to a slimy Ekat count? Because i have called her that and my History teacher a Bloody Janus.)

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (HOLY FREAKIN' YES!!!)

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Arthur did (Not until you SAID SOMETHING! But yes, i would like that if that happened to me)

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is (Holy. Baseballs. God. No. Stop. This. Evil. Sight. Now.)

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's too cool for that (she.is.ALIVE. what are you talking about??)

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (i wonder if they have poisoned knives that i could shot out of my sleeves with a flick of a wrist and i could just go hacking folks! Uh, er, nevermind)

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (Psh! me! Never! *looks around for an escape route*)

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (no, it deals with a groovy Zeus, I hate to say)

You can give the title and color of the books without thinking (OF COURSE! The only one I get messed up on is storm warning because i get confused on that one EVERY BLOODY TIME!)

You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors (Patrick Carmen Baby!)

You desperately want to be in the movie (OF COURSE I DO! I wanna be one of the Holt girls. Maybe Madison or Reagan cuz THEY DA BEST!)

You cheer every time someone says "39" (the majority of the time, but i usually just yell "39 CLUES!" then run)

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (I go all Terminator on them. "I'll be back" and then BOOM, they suddenly disappear.)

You say "go all Ekat" (hm, no, because compared to me, all of my friends are wimps. They cant catch a football, they cant keep up with me in PE, theyre scared to get hit by a ball, they refuse to dress out for PE, and, even worse, they REFUSE TO READ BOOKS BECAUSE THEYRE IDIOTS! I really need new friends...)

I am that girl,The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

When Drowning…
Mortal: LIFEGUARD!
PJO fan: PERCY!
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
Exclaiming…
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
When angry…
Mortal: Shut up!
PJO:
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

Am I the only one that hates when you're talking to someone and then all of the sudden BOOM! They don't reply? I mean, GAH, I see you're still on. If you're going to do that, at least make it say offline or something!

Dear Chocolate Comercials: no one eats chocolate in slow motion. Please stop lying to the TV watchers. Sincerally, everyone watching TV

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 5% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 5%

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer:

The woods or the Sword fighting arena

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer:

begins jumping up and down like a psycho* LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!! *clears throat* Sorry, Aphrodite moment there...

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer:

Leo or Nico... but if one was the boyfriend itd be Leo...

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer:

PJO... If HoO easy choice, its Octavian!

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer:

Son of Neptune

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer:

Conner Stoll!

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer:

Greek: Hermes! Roman: Bellona!

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer:

Pick-pockets him with out him knowing.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer:

What kind of concert...? Thalia for a rock/punk concert... for a pop concert I'll sell the tickets to someone else... and anything else... Idk.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer:

Leo. For sure. He's hot.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer:

"Dad! WTF!!!!! You besta be talking to the person behind me!"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer:

Grover and Juniper

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer:

Me: "For the love of Olympus, Zeus, I DIDN'T BURN DOWN YOUR CABIN! They won't even let me touch the Flame-Thrower anyways or I would've done it to Aphroditz cabin a looooooong time ago..."

Zeus: "But you were at the scene of the crime!"

Poseidon: "Yes, but MY SON put it out!"

Hades: "Oh, please, Zeus, a burnt cabin is NOT a crime! And shut up, Poseidon; you're only here because you're - sadly - our brother!"

Poseidon: "How dare you insult me that way!" *splashes Hades with water*

Zeus: "It IS A CRIME!" *Lightning/thunder rumbles over head*

Me: *pulls up chair* "I better be back in time for capture the flag..."

Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon: "QUIET, DAUGHTER OF HERMES!"

Me: *sighs* *mutters* "Guess not..."

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer:

Pranking the other cabins by launching donuts at Clairesse, stealing the Aphroditz (sorry if i offended anyone) makeup, stealing the Apollo kids instruments, stealing the Hunters arrows, taunting Mr. D with wine, etc.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer:

"This is a pen."

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer:

When he called Juno the "Hippie goddess"

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer:

Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"

"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."

"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"

"Well, yeah."

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus?

(I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff?

(I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend?

(At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer:

It hasn't came out yet, but... *hint hint* it has to do with my dad, Percy and Annabeth on a date, and George and Martha being stolen. :(

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer:

In tBotL when he scared all of the monsters away while scaring himself in the process

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer:

(Does HoO count? Oh well, it does now) When Leo was like "I'm gonna face plant her leo style" or something like that.

Mine (press shuffle on your ipod and use the song names to answer the questions)

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Hit the Lights - Selena Gomez

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Back to December - Taylor Swift

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Billionaire - Travie McCoy (Feat. Bruno Mars)

4. WHAT IS 22?

Helena - My Chemical Romance

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Country Girl (Shake It for Me) - Luke Bryan

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Giddy On Up - Laura Bell Bundy

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

You and Me - Lifehouse

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

It Wasn't Me - Shaggy

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Mirror - BarlowGirl

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINNK OF YOU?

Starstrukk - 3OH!3 (without Katy Perry)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Gunpowder & Lead - Miranda Lambert

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Last Name - Carrie Underwood

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Cowboy Casanova - Carrie Underwood

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Hanging By a Moment - Lifehouse

15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Sugar, We're Goin Down - Fall Out Boy

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Backstabber - Ke$ha

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

A Drop In the Ocean - Ron Pope

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

The Legend of Zelda Rap - Smosh

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Hillbilly Bone - Blake Shelton (feat. Trace Adkins)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

E.T. - Katy Perry (feat. Kanye West)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Good Morning Beautiful - Steve Holy

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

My First Kiss - 3OH!3 (feat. Ke$ha)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Firework - Katy Perry

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Mine - Taylor Swift

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The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total=4

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

total so far=15

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far= 20

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 25

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 28

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will come true

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 33 (So? Just cause I'm awesome doesn't mean anything... or that I counted on my fingers... SHUT UP YOU DID TOO!)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

That awkward moment when you can't play any songs you like in front of a certain person because they think all the music you listen to is Satanic because it has an electrical gutair solo and not a piano solo. -.-

NOTE: In chapter 14 of Cahills Read the 39 Clues, those two Tumblr accounts exist! Follow them, maybe?