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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Avengers, and Naruto. Age: 15 Nationality: argentinian but live in the netherlands Music: all kinds of music but prefer rock Books: science fiction, thriller, fantasy Loves: anime and manga Hobbies: writing, reading, watching anime, wall climbing, playing guitar Pets: one beagle who likes to eat socks Food: any candy, preferably chocolate, and sushi, and cup ramen Languages spoken: Spanish, english, dutch, some french, some german, a tiny bit of japanese, not just loose vocabulary though. Bands: Skillet, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Shinedown My favorite series are: Death Note Naruto (shippuuden) Bleach Fairy Tail Black Butler Pandora Hearts Elfen Lied Deadman Wonderland I like all series actually, but these the most! One that I don't like is Psychic Academy, the ending sucked. My opinion. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. 93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, RoboticMasterMind margierules RebeccaAkasuna13 Shizue-sejin Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profilele. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Harry Potter is BETTER than Twilight (even though I don't mind it...) Copy and paste this to your profile. If you have had converstations with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, Dipstick1214,Thouasand Tailed Holy FangFlash, Itachiforever342 Shizue-sejin 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile You say BABY PINK If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile If you spot a Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 10 ways to be S-T-U-P-I-D 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. 2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds. 3. Get Hit By A Parked Car. 4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday. 5. Try To Sell Your Money. 6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano. 7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store. 8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose. 9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet. 10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it! Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig... Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? We are the people our parents warned us about! Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!! Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...! I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..) RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off... Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO FUCK YOURSELF!! You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass! I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding! When a boy tells you to “Suck It!” Just smile and say “Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!” If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( I know a lot of these people... now where are those stairs...? ) I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!! I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people! Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name. If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you think that '/_\' looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. ( yep it does...sadly.) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile If you're a geek/loser, paste this in your profile If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile! FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.(LELOUCH,Don't die!(code geass)) 90 prosent of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed If you are one of the 10 prosent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!) Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the sue rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile! If your sick of "anti sue" hype, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! A few spelling and grammer mistakes are fine, but if you know someone who isn't even trying, and you're mad about it, copy and paste it into your profile. If you like all fanfiction that is well written copy and paste this into your profile If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. We're not retreating, we're advancing in the opposite direction. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore! Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. The trouble with life is there's no background music The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality. My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. Weather Forecast for tonight: dark Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little seesaw, and then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that! I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought, "WTF happened to my ceiling?" If you're gonna go cross-country skiing, start with a small country. Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls. You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth. When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks! I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions. Need a vacation? GO AWAY! Randomness is the base of conversation. I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet. Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference. Whenever you feel angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sarcasm is your bodys natural defense against stupidity. Don't make me mad, I am running out of places to hide bodies! Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that. I’m here because Heaven couldn’t let me in, and Hell was afraid I’d take over... Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! I will temporarily rule the world, forever I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!" Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings' Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want! Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT! Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD! A news reporter is someone who starts by saying "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't. It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it. If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth?? If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? How important does a person have to be before they're considered assasinated instead of just murdered? Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" | |||||
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