Okey dokey, time to redo this whole thing. Again. *Sigh*

Hey everyone, I'm SgtGinger. I've been a writer on here for about a year or so, and what can I say, I love writing. Or I would, for the most part, but since I only write for games, and I'm unemployed, I feel like driving a fork through my skull at every opportunity. Which, basically, is my way of explaining why the hell I don't update some stories for months on end, and others get a brief window of several weeks in row of updates. Other than that, I'll give you a brief summary of myself: I'm your typical vulgar, offensive, and routinely drunk white ginger male from the United States of Sarcasm. I'm a beta reader, and a writer. I freely welcome all reviews, even if they're just flames. Mostly because it justifies my rampant alcoholism.

As for my stories, here are some things you need to know:

And I Was Having Such a Nice Day: This is my version of Mass Effect 1. Highly inappropriate at all times, frequent drug and alcohol references, and a love of bloody levels of violence all contribute to its' M rating. I try to update it as often as I can, but like I said earlier, since I play Mass Effect so often, I just want to drive a fork into my skull whenever I try to write it, so don't expect frequent updates. Like, ever. Features a Male, Renegade, Earthborn, Ruthless Commander Andrew Shepard and O/C character Allison Chambers, his current love interest. Will feature some more O/C characters as I go, but I haven't written them yet.

Order Up: Blight No. 5, With a Side of Betrayal: This is my take on Dragon Age: Origins. Hasn't been updated in almost 6 months, because I forgot part of the story, I don't like reading other Dragon Age stories with a focus on the Cousland family on here, and because my disc is broken. Or something like that. Anyway, this story also has an M rating, due more to its' frequent references to alcohol, drugs, and sex, and a very gory style of violence, including frequent upcoming torture scenes. I'm trying to re-write a few things as we speak, but it's not going so well. Features Male and Female Cousland, Female City Elf, and Female Elf Wizard Wardens. Will eventually contain more Wardens, probably a Male Dalish Elf and Male Noble Dwarf, but I haven't decided just yet. Will also feature a few O/C characters, and some rather twisted plot changes, for my personal tastes.

The Grey Warden Files: This is another Dragon Age story, but is not based in any of the games. It is instead written like a journal from Chantry Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast, as she chronicles the individual characters of Order Up, namely the Wardens. Will contain spoilers for that story, so don't read it if you don't want to know certain things. Also rated M, though I'm not sure why, probably just because I got bored.

Also, I am currently in the process of writing a story for Halo: Reach and Halo 4, one for Far Cry 3, and one for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. No clue when they will be up, but most likely it will not be until later this year, when I have had the time to create a backlog of chapters for them.

Oh, and before I forget, I am also currently guest writing for an Iron Man/Mass Effect crossover called Displaced Hero. Look for Captiosus in the author's section, he is posting the new chapters.