Empty Thoughts
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since: 11-13-11, id: 3427928, Profile Updated: 05-08-13
country: Canada
Author has written 23 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gone, and Hunger Games.

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Name: I prefer if you'd call me Empty Thoughts because if you went around calling me by my first name I'd be really confused.

Birthday: March 2. All the cool people are born on this day.

Location: A wonderful, magical place called Ottawa. Weird name, right? (Funny fact: Canada was actually named Kanata by the aboriginals but someone misheard it for Canada. My country is a mispronunciation.)

Music: I loveeee Imagine Dragons. It's an awesome album, people.

I'm pretty much your average teen who suffers from random bouts of angst, feels depressed then is hyper two minutes later. I have problems facing my problems and I enjoy writing on my hand. I'm a bad updater who likes coming up with stories, then not finishing them.


Tumblr-- because pretty pictures are fun.

Blog-- for reasons as to why I'm not updating or what's going on. Oddly enough I don't update my "blog" often. Hmm.

Second account with my llama-- because why not.


Dear people of FanFiction *insert rainbow wave,

I'm not ignoring you. Really, I'm not. It's just well... I'm extremely lazy.

Trust me when I say this: I read absolutely everything you guys say to me, either through reviews or PM's.

If you send me a PM, it'll take awhile for me to reply to it. Why? I have started *dramatic pause* high school. And this semester I have geography and science, which I conviently suck at both (duh-duh-duh.)

If you send me a review and have been following 25WTPO since the beginning you know I had to stop replying to all your reviews because it got to the point where I had just too many to reply to. And as a result of that, I have over 60 PM's in my inbox at this very moment, just waiting to be opened. And because my inbox is so full, I dread just checking my email which explains the 90 emails I have at this very second. And it's been a slow week.

No, I'm not on hiatus, no I haven't abandoned my FanFiction account. I'm just lazy.

So, if you're wondering why I've been ignoring you, I hope that's a sufficient answer.

Thanks for being amazingly patient with me, and thank you all for being so wonderful (yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you).

I hope I'll eventually reply to whatever you said soon.

I love you all (okay, except for those few people. You know who you are...)

-Empty Thoughts.


A Short Story By Empty Thoughts

It was approximately nine months before March 2nd 1998, and God was sitting on a stool in front of his cauldron. He had a very busy day and he was tired, and he was anxiously waiting for Sunday, his day off.

And it was because he was so tired that he tried to hurry up and make this human as fast as possible.

“Angel vocal chords... Some devil brains...” He murmured to himself as he tossed each ingredient in to make a Ms. EmptyThoughts.

“A pinch of ginger. Pretty-ness.” God laughed and decided to leave that one out. He opted to add extra Awesome instead.

The process when on until he came to the last part. “Fangirl.” He read aloud.

He opened it, took out a pinch and set the bottle down on the rim. He carefully tossed the pinch in.

“Ohhh GOODDD!” Gabe called from a fair ways away. God jumped, his arm hitting something and he heard a splash. He looked down to find the bottle of Fangirl gone.

“Oops.” It looked like someone was going to have a very fangirly little girl.


This girl is my awesome precious Llama. She's a pretty cool chick. Go check her out. She made the covers for most of my stories and put me in a few of her own stories. See if you can find me ;)


Hey you, yeah you.

How would you like to help me conquer the world?

Join our group we awesomely named

N.A.R.W.H.A.L

Yep, we named it narwhal.

It stands for:

Nerds Are Ruling the World Hence the Acronym Loser

(Don't ask. I was under pressure *cue music -.-* okay?)

But anyways, send me a message and I shall add your name to my petition to rule the world!

-Empty Thoughts

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OnGoing Stories:

25 Ways to Prank Octavian- Updated slowly. I hope to edit it all eventually. Eventually... Basically the deal with this is that I swore I wouldn't post any other multi-chap story until I finished it, hoping to motivate myself. It's not working ;-;

I have like 7 billion being planned. And slowly written. I have commitment issues.


1. 25 Ways to Prank Octavian » reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 1016 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 12-31-11 - Octavian
2. Conscience reviews
Because Luke Castellan wasn't all bad, not completely, at least. But he was bad at listening to the little voice inside his head.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-13 - Luke C. - Complete
3. The March reviews
Percy sweats, the guys laugh and Annabeth looks beautiful.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-26-13 - Percy J. - Complete
4. Secrets reviews
It started months before when she gave you a sly wink out of nowhere in your English class. Your heart flutters without reason. Your brain has to register that, holy crap, Annabeth Chase just winked at you. Really, it all escalates from there. AU. T for more suggestive themes and the occasional swear.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-3-13 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
5. Wanderer reviews
It's not just the memories that haunt District 12, it's the ghosts too.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-13 - Complete
6. Tiptoe reviews
They wouldn't be able to forgive her. You can't forgive the spy. You can't forgive a traitor. Silena character study. Another story dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-10-13 - Silena B. - Complete
7. To the Kitchen We Go reviews
Percy and Annabeth find the House of Hades. Hades is not amused. Crack prediction of the House of Hades. Dedicated to Hugs6.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-28-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
8. From Christmas Past to Christmas Future » reviews
12 Christmas-centric drabbles leading up to Christmas day. Each are 100 words, ranging from the past to the future. Requests accepted. Day twelve: Frank and Hazel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 12-13-12 - Complete
9. Endings reviews
Whoever said the best stories begin with the beginning lied, because everyone knows the best always start with the end. ::Percabeth:: For Katerina Riley.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-10-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
10. The Ten Commandments reviews
After finding what's left of a Bible, Teresa writes her own version of the ten commandments for the FAYZ.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-27-12 - Complete
11. even if the house has fallen down reviews
You decide it's probably the strangest morning you've ever had, but at the moment you can't conjure up any other mornings. Then you hear a loud sound that seems to find its way through your eardrums and into the very bones of your spine, making it shiver. How Percy met our favourite wolf goddess. Pre- Son of Neptune. Companion to 'we still stand strong' by Taffeh A. Llama
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-12 - Percy J. - Complete
12. where did us go? reviews
But she couldn't really say, that they were they anymore. Thuke-ish. During Titan's Curse. For Taffeh A. Llama
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-8-12 - Thalia G. & Luke C. - Complete
13. Sneeze reviews
Rachel sees places, people, and things that aren't exactly human... She doesn't understand, and for some reason, she keeps seeing the same pair of bright green eyes and the woman they inhabit. ::Pre- Titans Curse.::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-12 - Rachel D. & May C. - Complete
14. iPhone reviews
In which Hermes get's the new iPhone 5, and realizes some of the problems with the new map app...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-12 - Hermes - Complete
15. Together reviews
This time, Annabeth didn't fall alone. Mild Mark of Athena spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-4-12 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete
16. Dear Bianca reviews
Nico writes letters, but none will ever reach their recipient.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-16-12 - Nico A. & Bianca A. - Complete
17. Annabeth's Horrible Encounter reviews
When Athena's visit to Annabeth suddenly turns sour, she wonders why she had to open her big mouth. Now Annabeth has to obey her mother and try not to look insane at the same time. Mark of Athena crack predictions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-29-12 - Annabeth C. & Athena - Complete
18. Wish » reviews
'A voice in the back in her head whispered to her. If you could have a wish, any wish with no limits, what would it be' ::Two-shot.::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-11-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Thalia G. & Silena B. - Complete
19. Just You reviews
No matter how hard you try, you'll never be her. Free verse. Now considered AU. Thanks MOA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-8-12 - Piper M. - Complete
20. Theft reviews
Everyday Chris notices something of his going missing. Someone was stealing his stuff and he is going to find out who this thief is, even if it meant staying up all night.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-11 - Chris R. - Complete
21. Christmas reviews
A Christmas onshot. Some are happy, some not so happy. If you don't like it you don't have to review. Fluff. Fluff everywhere...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-11 - Complete
22. Pain reviews
How Reyna feels during the Mark of Athena. Free verse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-17-11 - Reyna - Complete
23. A Day At Camp reviews
A day at camp with the Hermes cabin, more specifically, Travis Stoll. Mild Tratie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-12-11 - Travis S. & Connor S. - Complete
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