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since: 11-13-11, id: 3427989, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

IM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL BUT YES YOU CAN CALL ME COOKIE

YO! LOVELYS! you should all follow me on tumblr! my url is-

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/ilovealfredfjones

Name : Grace

Nick Name : G or Pancake-chan

Eye Color: Chocolate Brown

Hair Color: Blonde (short!)

Height: 5 feet 7 inches

Sex: Female

Piercings:ear piercings and gauges! Size 2

Tattoos: Nope

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: ;DD

Vehicle: Batmobile

Overused Phrase: OMJ, Link you retard! (when playing Legend of Zelda) I love Tumblr, chocolate, yaoi

FAVORITES

Food: SUSHI

Pub/Disc/Restaurant: any Japanese restraint or Chinese... Foreign food that's part vegetarian

Number: .4

Candy:Chocolate bars, mostly Dark chocolate

Color: RAINBOW! (like my braces!)and dark colors

Animal: Foxes, Cats, Dogs, and Bunnies

Drink: COFFEE!

Body Part on Opposite sex: I usually get memorized by their shoulders... I know it's weird but.. I like a guy with broad or muscular shoulders! -hides in corner in embarresment-

TV Show: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, X Files and any OLD cartoon (spongebob, Samurai Jack, Cow and Chicken, Hey Arnold, angry beavers, powerpuff girls... (xD) hello kitty, cat and dog, ect...) and MOST is say MOST any ANIME :E

Music Album: my IPod playlist ;)

Movie: any movie that was dirrected/created/made by Hayao Miyazaki

Actor/Actress: Christian Bale

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi hands down

McDonalds or BurgerKing: ... neither

Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate! Vanilla! ER! Dx IDK

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE!

Kiss or Hug: many Hugs and Kisses! :D

Dog or Cat:Both... i luv them to much both

Rap or Punk:Punk and rap... seriously, i cant not like either of them.

Summer or Winter: Winter hands down

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: BOTH :D

Love or Money:Love=Money or so says Kakuzu 0.o (but he still loves Hidan ;D)

YOUR...

Bedtime: Dont have one in de summer but when school, 9 or 10 (i stay up later anywho)

Best physical feature:i gotta say my boobs xD or so says one of my oldest bestfriends.. xD lol

First Thought Waking Up: Sorry try again later, *goes on sleeping*

Best Friends: Awe shit you expect me to say ALLL??!!!

Weakness: chocolate and yaoi and Hetalia and anime and books and Legend of Zelda...

Fears: MATH and SCIENCE homework, zombies (not much just little), normal people, AND the she-devil. who i live with (my sister) but i gotten used to her... kinda

HAVE YOU...

Cheated Your Partner: No *is faithful*

Ever been beaten up:No *thankfully*

Ever beaten someone up: ... haha.. NO

Ever Shoplifted: ... are you going to call the cops on ME?! LOL jk havent :3

Ever Skinny Dipped:No (i almost did but my sister stopped me :C)

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: ;)

Been Dumped Lately: No *is happy about that*

IN A GUY/GAL

Favorite Eye Color:blue, green, brown, red, any color

Favorite Hair Color: like i said, doesnt matter

Short or Long: Doesn't matter

Height: doesnt matter!

Style: ... what do you think?

Hot or Cute:Both!!!!!! DOESNT MATTER

Girl or Boy?: ... I gotta say either. Yes I'm not shy to say to the world I'm and GAY. A LESBIAN and to say i am BI.. seriously people. i believe people should believe in what they want and do what the want.

Muscular or Really Skinny: hehe doesn't matter :D

RANDOMS

What country do you want to Visit: ANYWHERE! :D BESIDES THE FREAKING USA

How do you want to Die:i gotta say, doing what i like best

Been to the Mall Lately: HA... sadly no

Get along with your Parents:yes very well

Health Freak:Kind of

Do you think your Attractive: yea i suppose

Believe in Yourself: YUSH

Want to go to College: Yeah i DO

Do you Smoke: have before.. Its gross

Do you Drink:No not yet xD

Shower Daily:No every other day

Been in Love: I have :)

Do you Sing:yes I HEART TO SING

Want to get Married:Yeah sure why not... maybe...

Do you want Children:yes adopt most likely... but probably... NEVER! D:

Hate anyone:its hard to hate people... to kind

Yaoi Yuri Neither or Both: I SAY BOTH! :D

Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi! THE WEASLE-KUN!

Potaganist or Antagonist: Evil characters xD antagonist :3

Anime or Manga: OMG I HAS NO CLUE

I AM THE LOCNAS MONSTER! FEAR ME AS I RAR. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

1. Link

2. Midna

3. Fi

4. Gannondorf (Ganny-Poo)

5. Toon Link

6. Dark Link

7. Ghirahim

8. Groose

9. Goron

10. Zelda

11. Vaati

12. Tingle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Dark Linkx Vaati)

FUCK YES! it was amazing!

!2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Ganny-Poo)

yes. He's as hot as pacmans retarded cousin

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (TinglexGroose)

NOT THE SPEEDO MAN! o.0 not possible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Goron)

not until i read one

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (MidnaxDark)

hm... yes it would. it's cute

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Toon LinkxGoron Toon LinkxZelda)

you know what... Toon Link is a kid... he doesnt deserve to get raped by a Goron! or Molested by Zelda o.0

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Ghirahim MidnaxTingle)

Ghirahim: ... Imp love ;D

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (FixZelda)

Love comes in many different forms, and this is a fic where a Sword and the Goddess gets together... if you know what i mean ;)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (LinkxGroose)

You know what? I think there isnt... and theres only Lemons of that couple out there... but that was the last time i checked xD but that was a week ago

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (GhirahimxTingle)

NOOO! Ghirahim cant be tainted by Tingle! o.0

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Gannondorf, Link Lemon)

He would take him right before the boss battle... and it would be rape... endless they somehow fell in love...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hent? (Fi)

no... not even my sister and she reads alot

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Vaati)

not that I know of... BUT I HAVE :D

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (MidnaxGannondorfxToon Link)

Not that I know of... but i kinda wana xD just for the shits and giggles

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Zelda)

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Groose)

Hairspray theme song

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (LinkxToon LinkxTingle)

my Warning: Tingle raping, yaoi Linkxself, yaoi

my sisters warning: disgusting disturbing content.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? (Zelda, Midna)

Zelda: Roses are red... Violets are blue... I'm confused, but lets go make out.

Midna: ... SURE :D

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Toon Link)

Like a few months ago

20. What is Six's super secret kink? (Dark Link)

... xD something to do w/Link and Vaati and icecream xD (oh and Vaati and Dark are both semes!!)

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Vaati, Goron)

drunk... but completely wasted off his knocker. Where he wouldnt be able to tell whats a zora and a goron! and he might now even then... so NO promises

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (FixGhirahim)

Ghirahim counting dick wise, BUT in bed... Fi will of course xD

23. "(Link) and (Ghirahim) are in a happy relationship until (Ghirahim) runs off with (Gannondorf). (Link), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Vaati) and a brief unhappy affair with (Tingle), then follows the wise advice of (Toon Link) and finds true love with (Fi).

... xD NOSEBLEED

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Link)

Jashin! Link?! What?! ok, Who stole your pillow?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Fi)

Yes Fi. I need you to wash my back

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Gannon-pooxGoron)

o.0 Ganny-poo doesnt deserve a Goron but better!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Toon Link)

:D i luvs u Linky! tanks!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Dark Link)

me: Dark..you are awesome

Dark wakes up: Grace-chan, I know. ;)

me: *squeel*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Ghirahim)

Me: my long lost brother!!!

Ghirahim: sister!

epic slow motion hug scene*

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Groose)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! not his hair!

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Goron)

Me: *snniffles* Dx

my sister: that... thing is going down X(

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Zelda)

Meh, screw her

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Link)

xD Well he's the Hero of Time!!!!! Master Sword in one hand and chainsaw in other. He's gonna kick some serial killin' ass

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Midna)

midna: nooooo! Grace-chan D;

me: go on with out me...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Fi)

... a sword

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Gannon-poo)

Ganny-poo would save me then kill everyone else because i'm his partner in crime

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Toon Link)

Toon Link would watch and laugh like the little stinker he is.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (MexZelda and Link's reaction)

Me: I luvvles you Zelda *huggles*

Zelda: I loves u toooooo! *huggles back*

Link: i thought they were ignoring each other o.0

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Ghirahim)

Ghirahim: You want to take over the world with me?

Me: *sniff and nods*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Goron)

It would sit in the middle of the tournament and eat rocks

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Zelda)

probably make another joke ;) she is apparently my wifey right?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Link)

Cuz I've always wanted to shove him in my closet, lock it and become the Hero of Time myself!!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (MidnaxGoron)

Me: MIDNA! are you cerial?!

Midna: nah. not really xD

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? (Fi)

are they swords too? ... probably

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Toon LinkxDark Link)

yes! on the cheek! xD

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Dark Link)

and he isnt already? LOOK AT HIS FAN CLUB!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Toon Link)

...yaoi

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Groose)

D: Groose, you cant say that until you've even tried hooking up with a Goron

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Goron)

... i would never reply back and pretend i never got it

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (LinkxZelda)

Me: Zelda would never do that! Plus Link just makes out with Ghira all the time!

Link: YEA! right Ghi- *gets kissed*

Zelda: ;) lol

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? (FIxGannondorf)

I wouldnt fucking care, because if Ganny-poo is happy with that... I guess i am... o.0

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (LinkxDark Link)

xD FUCK YES they love each other and they deserve each other. :)

Would 2 trust 5? (Midna and Toon Link)

Hm... they are both tiny... at one point so i guess... OMJ xD they could totally pull pranks together!!!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Gannondorf and Zelda)

Ganny-poo: *pokes*

Zelda:... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ganny-poo: I shall capture you!

and thats how the legend of zelda happened

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Link and Toon Link)

Classes that invalve being nice to chickens

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Fi and Dark)

something not edible...

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Ghirahim and a Goron)

well... Ghira-chan would do something like idk a dancing job xD pole dancer?

and the Goron... well lets just say something with rocks.. AN ARCHAEOLOGIST! I'm so smart! and i TOTALLY did not (did too) get that from Skyward Sword!

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Groose and Toon Link)

LOL Toon link wouldnt let him but NO it would NOT be ok

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy? (Goron and Dark)

Well... o.0 if Gorons are good at sketching... and Dark's bf is LINK!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Goron and Zelda)

... o.0 like you want to know

my sister: Rockie buttholes

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Link and Zelda)

Link: DIE!

Zelda: noooooooooo! *dies*

me: NOOO my wifey! *kicks Link and he dies*

My sister: *kicks me and I die then kicks Tingle and all the Gorons and they die*

The circle of death

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Midna and Goron)

Midna: meh like that THING would understand

Goron: doh

If 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Toon Link and Dark)

TICKLE FIGHT! xD

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Dark)

(WUT?! he would be one of the first to be invited i would be one some serious drugs if he wasnt... but oh well..)

Dark: GRACE-CHAN!!!!

Me: yes :3

Dark: why arent i invited to your party?!

me: Becuase I thought you knew!

Dark: knew what?!

Me: That you're always invited to my stuff/parties/ect. and dont need an invite!

Dark: :D

If 7 won the lottery? (Ghirahim)

Ghirahim: Just one of my fabulous skills

Me: *rubs up against him*

Ghirahim: let us be fabulous together!

we start dancing*

If 8 had quite a big secret? (Groose)

Me: I dont wana know... or do i? hmm... :0

my sister: let me guess... you like... the potato salad i made! >:0

Groose: yes... I did... not any more though!

My sister: *kills groose* MWAHAHA

If 9 became a singer? (Goron)

Would NOT become famous

If 10 got a daughter? (Zelda)

me: and the father... ME xD

What would 1 think of 2? (Link and Midna)

Link: MIDNA :D

Midna: LINK! :)

and they were best friends forever

How would 3 greet 4? (Fi and Gannondorf)

Fi: i am 95% sure that you are Demise's reincarnation.

Ganny-poo:... how did u know? *sarcasim*

What would 4 envy about 5? (Ganny-poo and Toon Link)

Ganny-poo: THAT TOON LINK JUST NEEDS TO USE THE A BUTTON TO USE EVERYTHING!!!!!

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Toon Link and Dark)

That they became father and son and Link was the mother xD

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Dark and Ghirahim)

they both likey likey Linky ;)

What would make 7 angry at 8? (Ghirahim and Groose)

his hair.. Like he said xD it makes Ghira-chan's gore rise

Where would 8 meet 9? (Groose and Goron)

no where o.0

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Goron and Zelda)

idk...

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Link and Zelda)

He's the hero of time of course

Is 3 Gay? (FI)

i dont think so :) she just likes Females!

) (Russia face xD)

2. Your Nobody name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an 'x' where you think it should go) : Ragxce

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus 'izzle') : Graizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Fox

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on) : Leona South

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name and first two letters of your first name): Kungr

7. Your Super Hero Name (second fav. color and fav. drink) : Purple Coffee

8. Your Witness Protection name (parents middle name) : Ley Eugene

9. Your Goth name (black plus the name of one of your pets) : Black Peeves

Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */ \*

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose your life or mine.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

song; Living of Love

Artist; Avett Brothers

Album; Emotionalism

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

(me: oh god.. I hope this isn't true xD)

song; Princce Nez

Artist; Squirrel Nut Zippers

Album; Hot

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

song; M79

artist: Vampire Weekend

Album: Vampire weekend

4.WHAT IS 22?

song; Rollin' & Scratchin'

artist; Daft Punk

album; Homework

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

song; Rhthm & Soul

artist; Spoon

album: Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

song; My Boy Builds Coffins

artist; Florence and the Machine

album; Lungs

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

song; Little Bunny Foo Foo

Artist: The Moldy Peaches

Album; The Moldy Peaches

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

song; Around the World

artist; Daft Punk

album; Homework

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

song; Ize of the World

artist: The Strokes

album; First Impression of Earth

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

song; One Love/People Get Ready

artist: Bob Marley & the Wailers

album; Legend (me: BEST album he made ;D)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

song; Cat's in the Cradle

artist; Ugly Kid Joe

album: America's Lest Wanted

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

song; Blitzkrieg Bop

artist; The Ramones

Album; Hey! Ho! Let's Go: Anthology Disc 1

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

song; Slow Country

artist: Gorillaz

album; Gorillaz

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

song; The Modern Age

artist; The Strokes

album: Is This It

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

song; Samson (me; a little attachy... o.O)

artist; Regina Spektor

album; Begin to Hope

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

song: Anyone Else But You

artist; The Moldy Peaches

Album: The Moldy Peaches

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

song; Nightmare, Pt. 2\

artsit; The Zutons

album; Who Killed... The Zutons

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

song; Lucky Charms

artist; The Moldy Peaches

Album: The Moldy Peaches

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

song; Zuton Fever

artist; The Zutons

Album: Who Killed... The Zutons

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

song; Wallet

Artist: Regina Spektor

Album; Far

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

song: Pressure Point

Artist: The Zutons

Album: Who Killed... The Zutons

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

song; Uncle Fucka

artist; South Park

Album: South Park

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

song; Home

Artist: Edward Sharp & the Magnetic Zeros

Album: Up From Below

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

song: Dirty Dance Hall

artist: The Zutons

album; Who Killed... The Zutons

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

song; Oxford Comma

artist; Vampire Weekend

Album: Vampire Weekend

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS

song; Read My Mind

artist: The Killers

Album: Sams Town

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I you could read this copy and paste it to your profile

Take a stand. Fight for what's right. And keep on speaking out until someone chooses to hear. Spread LOVE not HATE and put a stop to HOMOPHOBIA.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

OKAY I have a AWESOME sister on here she is currently:Lazyandloveit

also message me if you want to do yaoi/yuri roleplay! I will do any!

also I don't mind messaging random people! :D message me and you'll get a reply! :D

here's some stuff from an AWESOME person's profile! Ruka-x3 but they got it from another persons

RAR

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks toofucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

heres the best one to post on your profile

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

muahahaha, yes :3

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino

snt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini skirt with a tshirt that barely covers anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music! taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music! and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music! you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

Im not laughing!

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call the emos, punks and the goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

ISNT IT FUNNY HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOURNOTEMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS.

KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE IS NOT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT
SAYING A SPEECH

BRAVE IS NOT
DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS. . .

. . . . . LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND
BEING PROUD OF IT.

KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.

GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.

GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS.

KEEP ON LAUGHING.
Put this on your profile if you agree

a short story one would Like to share with you!

The Mushroom Clan and the Dishsoap Clan never got along... Why? Because they were just so different! The Dishsoapians blew bubbles all day while the Mushroom people did... whatever Mushroom people do. One day while the Dishsoapians came together for tea and crumpets, they came up with an idea!To stop the quarrle with the Mushroom people. After the delioushous (that is my own word :D) tea, the Dishsoapians started with their plan.The mayor of the Dishsoapians sent a letter to the Mushroom people mayor a appoligy letter and that they should all get along. The Mushroom Clan leader accepted the appoligy and they lived in peace forever. The End :D

So let me get this straight!

Larry King is getting his 8th divorce.

Liz Taylor is possibly getting married for the 9th time.

Britney Spears had a 55 HOUR marriage.

Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING!

Yet to some the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of Marriage??

Really? REALLY??

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are …Proud to support equal rights for ALL!

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (my note: Mines not long.. but it sticks up like Alfies :0)
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

7/10 for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

4/10 for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

3/10 for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people

3/10 for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

6/10 for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
()You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
(X) You're good at embroidery

5/10 for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
(X) You think you have a great fashion sense
(X) You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
(X) You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

8/10 for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
(X)You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
(X) You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people

4/10 for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

7/10 for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses

7/10 for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

() You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
() You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

4/10 for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
(X) You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

4/10 for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
() You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
() You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

7/10 for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
(X)You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

7/10 for Prussia


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(=.=) This is Bunny. He will kill you if he's hungry
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When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!

Most unliked couples. (i got this from my great person friend i message on here: whointheworldwouldbelievethat

sasusaku ; i have nothing against sakura but i will not let her dream come true unless it is a sasusku theeeeen sasunaru or narusasu

sasuhina ; im afraid hinata is too shy handle sasuke's vegence crazed mind

naruhina ; he is tooo good looking for her ( and she will faint everytime she sees him ) don't get me wrong she is cute and all but can she handle the ever semoking R.E.D.D.D. H.O.T.T.T. NARUTO UZUMAKI!!!!

(these are from CerealK)

SasuSaku (my reason)-- Seriously-Does this make the remotest sense to you? Sasuke can't STAND her. No I have never read a SasuSaku fic and I never will. I love SasuNaru more

please note: Sakura bashing can sometimes be some funny shit and yes I admit to liking this at times; we all have some guilty pleasures so deal; but sometimes some people take it over the top. Sakura is in love with Sasuke, that doesn't make her a whore/slut/skank.

NaruSaku (my reason)-- Come on- everyone knows that's some stupid front Kishimoto had to put up to escape fire from American anti-gays. The tension between him and Sasuke couldn't be so in your face or it wouldn't get aired in America. I mean they even edited out the kiss for gods sake. duh!

GaaraSaku--Are you ppl freaking serious?

GaaHina - Say whaaaaaaat?

ShikaIno--Sorry I just don't see the connection.

OroANYBODY- SORRY. SICK, WRONG, DISGUSTING AND BLEGGH!

OrihimeIchigo--Ichi is so bent for Uryuu its not even funny. They're the Naruto and Sasuke of a different genre. They even look alike.

Harry/Ginny: Sorry, I don't give a flying rats ass what cannon says. If I had cared would I write fanfiction, hmmm? Harry and Ginny, no, sorry. Screwing your best friends sister is wrong on so many levels. Besides, it het. ugh. Cringe worthy.

Corollary to above: I am bone straight. Yeah, paradoxical ain't it? XD

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Pairings that'll probably never happen but I will ship anyway cause they're smoking hot:

KisameItachi:Because seriously, Kisame is possibly the only man who can manage such a high maintenance bitch. XD

ItaDei: Its cute. period.

KisaDei:Hot... just... *drools*

ShinoKiba: Does the phrase 'dogs and fleas stick together' mean anything to you? XD

NejiShika: Genius love; what can I say?

NejiSasuke: Once in a freaking blue moon...per century.

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note: despite a tolerance for these pairings I am SasuNaru / NaruSasu shipper foremost and forever. If I ever decide to write one without this pairing( not freaking likely but watevz) You will be suitably warned.

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Now since we all know that people just love to copy and paste, Put somethings below:

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
II have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (... yaoi! :D)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Guilty as charged of being part albino...according to my doctor...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue


HEHE! this is from my friend ValentinaXGrimmjow's profile!!!!

"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction

If you think Orochimaru is gay, copy and paste this into your profile. Admit it! You know it's true .

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX, AKATSUKIFAN-KYAAAA,icyprincess1, AkiraChan0329, ValentinaxGrimmjow, xD NaruSasuNaru

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

something fun to doooo :D

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Prussia (Gilbert)

2) America (Alfred)

3) Germany (Ludwig or as i call him, Doitsu)

4) England/Britain (Arthur/Iggy)

5) Italy (Feliciano)

6) Romano (Lovi(no))

7) Spain (Antonio)

8) Canad(a) (Matthew)

9) Russia (Ivan)

10) France (Francis!)

11) Japan (Kiku :3)

12) China (Yao)

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (Italy x Japan)

no.. but I kinda wana!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (America)

yes. and if i had to say from a scale 1-10 i'd say 100

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Romano impregnates Prussia)

... I don't think that'd ever happen.. but if it did... a lot of people would wonder what the fuck would've happened...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Russia)

hehehehe xD yup. With some funny Russia x China to a hot, heart throbbing cute Russia x China.. and some Russia x Prussia... LOL xD

5) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Spain x America)

hm... I'd depend :) But It'd be a cute side couple xD

6) Four/eight or four/nine? (England/Britain x Canada or England/Britain x Russia)

hmm...Depending on their personalities and countries past and more of a popularity couple and my opinion, I'd say...

Canada x England xD

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Spain discovered Doitsu x Canada)

that would be an odd couple xD but; Spain would congratulate them and be very surprised

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (America x Romano)

bwaha xD alright! Here's what I got;

The American Alfred walked down the world meeting hallways. It was a boreing day, then suddenly he turn and came into eye contact with the Southern Italian man across the room. Everything slowed down, time and space, his breathing. Slowly walking forward the American grasped the Italian's hand and brought it to his lips for a gentle kiss.

"Hello. My name's Alfred." Alfred said in a deep sexy voice.

"Mines Lovino.." The Italian blushed.

Was this a start of true love?

HA! did it!! xD

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (England/Britain x France)

oh yea it does. FRUK FOR EVERYONE 8D

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Prussia x N.Italy)

Aw fuck.. I knew I shouldn't have but i did.. I just read one you guys.. It wasn't exactly Prussia/Italy slash but it made me CRY

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8435504/1/Where-No-Light-Shines

READ IT! I DARE YOOOOOOU

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? (Doitsu x Japan)

xD ok I'll try;

Italy and Germany go to Japan's house! Germany shows up but Italy gets sick so he doesn't go... Japan nervous because he has a crush on Germany and the feelings were same with Germany. Will one confess?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? (Spain het. Russia slash)

YUP! My sister probably has read a Spain x Reader before and I think my friend Em has read Russia x China

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? (Russia)

I'm Sexy and I know it

xD acutally i dont really know

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (America x Doitsu x Romano)

... Random threesom..

warning: America x Romano and Germany friend sex :D

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Canada to N. Italy)

xD Canad would totally use pick up lines (It's an inside joke, Canad is Ganster!Canada);

Canad: If you were a tree. You would be a fiiiine ass tree

Italy: Ve Pasta

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.(France x Canada)

YES! I love this couple! I hope this'll be goood!;

Matthew had a horrible day today. It all started when he woke up. Alone. Francis had work early so no morning kisses for the Canadian. NOPE. Then of course when making his homemade pancakes he left to do something quick he burnt his breakfast. Yum. Since today had a day off at work, he decided to lounge around and relax, maybe the day would get better.. but he got a call to play a game of hockey. Smirking knowing this would help him feel better, he got there and half way through the game some prick started a fight with him. Expert at this Matthew was alright with this. The fight ended up more bloody then expected landing Matthew with a sprained ankle and off the team because he couldn't ice skate. In crutches now, he got home finding out he left the house locked. Now Matthew was sitting on the doorstep, crutches leaning beside him, face in his hands waiting for Francis to come home, and just his luck it started to rain. Great. Today has been horrible and there was no way for it to get better. Head still in his hands a car pulled up, and a car door shut. footsteps moved up to the Canadian.

"Mattie?" Francis was tired from work, but it was a better day than usual. Since he got off earlier. "What's wrong love?"

Matthew did say anything. Tears prickled his eyes.

Francis saw this, and went to open the door with his key, and picked up Matthew bring him inside leaving the crutches out. Moving them both to the bed Francis took off their shoes, placed them by the door and came back into the bed finding Matthew curled under the blankets. Moving up behind Matthew bringing him closer to him, Francis whispered in Matthew's ear,

"I don't know what happened today, you don't have to tell me this second. Or day even, but I want you to know that I love you. And if there's anything for me to help, please let me know."

No reply came from Matthew, except him turning around looking at his boyfriend. Francis smiled at him.

"I'd like a kiss. Please."Matthew whispered leaning up for one.

Francis did as Matthew asked. The kiss was loving and short.

"I love you Matthew."

"I love you too Francis. And thank you, you made my day better."

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Spain walked in on America x China)

Spain would stand there confused until China chased him out, and then America and China would continue on.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (England/Britain deflowering Prussia)

ha!! xD I don't know.. Pirate!England would come up to Prussia and demand sex?

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Spain)

Who hasn't? I mean i bet almost every one of my Hetalia yaoi friends have either read one or all or some of; Spamano, SpUk, Spance, Spain x Prussia, Spain/Prussia/France... hehe xD cuz I know i've read a few of all at one point

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Doitsu)

This time I don't think so.. Everyone knows that Doitsu is gay... i mean seriously

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Kiku)

Yea of course! I even do _

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? (America x England/Britain x N. Italy)

where'd Italy come from xD well.. for threesomes with America and England I usually do Us/Uk/Fr! but i suppose I would write this couple if i really was in the mood too.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Francis)

ha! I don't really know :) it depends on his lover

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Feliciano)

A few days ago :) it was called the Root of Attraction. It's reallly reallly gooood! It's about how Doitsu was a seeing eye dog trainer and Feliciano was blind and he and Ludwig fell in love and yea.. :D it was cute and adorable and I really likey

25) What is Six's super-secret kink? (Romano)

I think it would have to do with Spain tying him up. Also dirty talking and tomantoes and sex and yess... I wonder if Spain knows xD Now i kinda want to write one!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Kiku shag Russia)

hm! I think Russia would be the one on top... and they would either have a one night stand, or be drunk

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Germany x Spain)

Germany! :D and that sounds like a weirdly hot couple

28) "One (Prussia) and Nine (Russia) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Russia) suddenly runs off with Four (England/Britain). One (Prussia), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Japan) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (China), then follows the wise advice of Five (Italy) and finds true love with Two (America)." What title would you give this fic?

I have confused feels with this. and i seriously might use this idea as a plot with different couples one day. But anyways... what i'd name it??

In My Who Life, I've Never Quite Met Someone Like You

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Canada x Russia)

NO NO NO NO NO! I feel Muy Mal about that! Muy mal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE CHOCOLATE AND I AM LISTENING TO ZELDA MUSIC. HELLS YEA

You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRxUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (Never could XD)

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

You're a true Yaoi fangirl/boy if you have/think/done/wrote/ect.

1) Will read any type of yaoi!

2) if your parents have found out what the hell it is...

3) tried to make an ecuse that you do not like gay porn :D

4) will pair up guys in your class

5) have attempted/tried/thought up/wrote a yoai lemon...

6) wish there was more yaoi fans around the world!

7)Love a couple so much you wish you could meet them!

repost this and add more if you dare >:D

A Flame Poem-By Meta Knight LOVER

Don't you understand?
There's someone behind the pen name,
who wrote this with their own hand,
and who worked so hard to finish.
But they made a mistake,
after all no one is perfect,
but they gave you headache,
now you have to tell them
how horrible they did.
You could give it to them
like a simple suggestion,
but you're not like that,
you are strong and uncaring,
so a flame they shall get!

Meanwhile, the sweet young author,
who has been out for awhile,
sees they've been reviewed.
At first they are hopeful,
until they read it,
then they become mournful.
A tear is spotted
from the corner of their eye
and they hope
that this is just a lie.
But deep down inside,
they know it isn't
and they feel the need to hide,
so they delete the story.
All that hard work, gone.
Congrades to you,
you just had to say what's wrong.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from boys was c0oties?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings

and race issues were about who ran the fastest?

when-WAR-was a card game

and life was simple and carefree?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this onto my profile, I vow to respect other pairings and the people who like them.
1) 'I will not insult the authors, explain why the characters cannot be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.'
2) 'I will give my opinions but will not insult pairings.'
3) 'I will avoid reading about pairings if I hate them.'
4) 'I will keep an open mind about stories even if I despise the pairing.'
If you agree then you will paste this onto your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you want a game/cartoon/anime/OC character to be real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you might be slightly psychotic, copy this on your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 5]

Itachi Uchiha

] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3]

Zetsu

] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 5]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

List your favorite characters in no particular order and act as if you were actually in the game, then ask the following questions: (Game SSBB)

1. Link

2. Pit

3. Ike

4. Marth

5. Kirby

6. Zelda

7. Samus

8. Gannondorf

9. Toon Link

10. Peach

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Link)

well here's my reaction if i was actually in the game; Jashin! Link?! What?! ok, Who stole your pillow?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Ike)

O.0 Ike no, there isnt any fried chicken in here... SHOO! OR I'LL BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (MarthxToonLink)

... isn't Toon Link a kid

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Kirby)

:D Thanks!!! Kirby you rock!! *glomps*

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Zelda)

Zelda Zelda *pokes*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Samus)

I'm family with the awesome chic who can explode shit!? FUCK YES!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Gannondorf)

LINK! LEAVE GANNON-POO ALONE! HE JUST WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! >:0

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Toon Link)

... *Throws him over the shoulder and hands him to Marth* Here take your wify/hubby back.

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Peach)

Meh, screw her

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Link)

xD Well he's the Hero of Time!!!!! Master Sword in one hand and chainsaw in other. He's gonna kick some serial killin' ass

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Pit)

WUT!? Grace-Chan! D: I thought you were invincible! Pit (something like that)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Ike)

uhhh, a hug :D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Marth)

Probably try and put it out and succeed! That's Marthy for you!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Kirby)

Probably go up and down (ya know when you move him like that on the game xD)

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (MexPeach and Link's reaction)

Link: Thought you liked someone else? Me: Ya we're just doing this to entertain our boredom! xD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Samus)

Let my roll around in her suit! * literally xD*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Toon Link)

He would sit on my shoulders and help my beat my opponents with sticks!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Peach)

Probably laugh with! I've told people laugh at my laugh xD

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Link)

Cuz I've always wanted to shove him in my closet, lock it and become the Hero of Time myself!!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (pitxToonLink)

Pit, you had to much red bull again... *mumbles stuff about Holy Man Who Drank Red Bull* plus, what's with Toon Link and getting hitched to random people and stuff like that?!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? (Ike)

o.0 IDK about Ike... Why would i be dating Mr. Headband anyway?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (KirbyxZelda)

... no... most likely no

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Zelda)

fall for her... She is hot after all xD

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Samus)

...yaoi

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Gannondorf)

D: Don't say that Ganny! Theres gotta be someone for everyone!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Toon Link)

All right Toon Linky, who payed ya?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (LinkxPeach)

o.0 *backs off*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? (MarthxIke)

goes to see what's going on!*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (LinkxZelda)

xD no,i personally think they are just coloring partners and great friends. nothing more (PLUS! if you trace back their history in every game they're related! o.O)

Would 2 trust 5? (Pit and Kirby)

they both fly... so why not?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Marth and Peach)

... most likely the other way around but: :) yes Peach. I'm bored. marth

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Link adn Kirby)

COOKING CLASSES :D

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Ike and Zelda)

Something with fried chicken!

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Toon Link and Samus)

Well something a kid could do... Test out deserts?

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Gannon and Kirby)

There's no hair on Kirby to cut!!!!!!!!

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy? (Toon Link and Zelda)

Well Toon Link would be really sad if Zelda doesn't like it, so yea, she will :)

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Toon Link and Peach)

(me: GOSH! what's with Toon Link and love problems!) Most likely a... starring contest? Embarrassing moment? *is trying to keep it T rated*

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Link Peach)

Link: !!! I'm really sorry! Peach: *BITCH SLAP*

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Pit and Toon Link)

Pit: Sorry you had to read that! *blushes*

Toon Link: NO MORE LOVE!!! D: *is scarred for life*

If 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Kirby and Zelda)

FOOD FIIGHT!...Wait, what?

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Zelda)

Zelda: I thought we were really close! Me: you weren't invited? I thought you assume you were invited! cuz you are!!!!!!

If 7 won the lottery? (samus)

Samus: FUCK YEAH!

If 8 had quite a big secret? (Gannondorf)

Me: LET ME KNOWWWWWWWW! We're evil partners aren't we?!

If 9 became a singer? (Toon Link)

Would become famous

If 10 got a daughter? (Peach)

Peach: More to the family!

What would 1 think of 2? (Link adn Pit)

Link: Like Grace-chan said before... Holy man who drank red bull

How would 3 greet 4? (Ike and Marth)

ok in two versions!:

1) they in relationship: Marth: Hey Ike *winks* Ike: :) *sends kisses*

2)just friends: Marth: :P Ike: :)

What would 4 envy about 5? (Marth and Kirby)

Marth: He's... so pink?

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Kirby and Zelda)

Her waving at him and him not being able to wave back because of his arms so he eats everything in sight

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Zelda Samus)

Both awesome female fighters

What would make 7 angry at 8? (Samus and Gannondorf)

Uhh him taking over the world?

Where would 8 meet 9? (Gannondorf and Toon Link)

In the Temple of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Toon Link and Peach)

He was the one who helped me tee-pee her house with toilet paper

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Link and Peach)

He's the hero of time?

Is 3 Gay? (Ike)

With marth:D

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night


Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (only with friends, and at hot topic)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

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1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station: Candy throw back soda... sandwhich gum

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to
be? Water Dragon or a Mermaid! hehe or a water particle

3.Who's your favorite redhead? My BFF Sidney! Ellie, and Caleb my cousins and Gannon-poo (Gannondorf)! xD

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Don't really go there...

5. Last book you read? FullMetal Alchemist (book version not manga) Vol. 2

6. Describe your mood. excited/yaoi craving

7. Describe the last time you were injured? Fell off my bike got a scratch

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Josie Ellie or Talyn xD oh jashin that would be a time to remember!

9. Rock concert or symphony: Rock concert

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? Ghirahim... in a Kwikie suit... xD

11. Favorite drink: Either a chocolate milkshake or Pepsi.

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Red Hot Chilli Peppers Tshirt

13. If you could only use one form of transportation: teleporting like Midna from LoZ

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? BATMAN! :D The Dark Night Rises Again or something like that xD

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: None... *whistles* CHRISTAN BALE ! XD

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake? CAKE FLAVORED CAKE. DUUUH!

17. What did you have for dinner last night? yummy in my tummy food

18. Look to your left, what do you see? My sister... eating chocolate xD

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? waaaaa? no way I do!!

20. Favorite toy(s) as a child? Videogames! Still are :)

21. Do you buy your own groceries? nopey

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Yes... :p idc

23. When was the last time you had gummy worms? awhile

24. What's your favorite fruit? Mangos

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? Nopes

26. Do you like running long distances? Not at all...

27. Have you ever eaten snow? yum yum!

28. What color are your bedsheets? white with black hair... (my kitties black hair)

29. What's your favorite flower? Anything black

30. Do you do ballet? No way (just because i cant do it ;P)

31. Do you listen to classical music? YES! every time i play it on the piano ;)

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? Sargent Frog xD

33. Do you watch Sponge bob? Spongebob's awesome!

34. What temperature is it outside right now? rainy like

35. Do people consider you smart? oh yea

36. How many piercings do you have? two one in each ear :( i really want a nose piercing

37. Are you signed on AIM? Whut?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? you're hearing from the person who glued the so bad she ripped off most of her finger skin!!!

39 How do you feel about your family? I HEART THEM!!!!

40. Do you have an iPod? Yes of course :)

41. What time do you go to bed? 9:00 PM... supposedly xD

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? I think... Who killed the... Zutons

43. What movie do you know every line to? Princess Bride

44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Ranch

45. What do you want for Christmas this year? Something I can use FOREVER! or anything anime xD

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where? Currently she's in Hunrgy! My Aunt

47. Do you like hugs? OF COURSE!

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? Speaking to my used to be crush xD

49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Nope!

50. Last person you hugged? My Dad's GF

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.

K, let's theme this list!

1. Kakuzu

2. Itachi

3. Lee

4. Gai

5. Sasuke

6. Naruto

7. Pervy Sage

8. Hidan

9. Tobi

10. Diedara

11. Kakashi

12. Iruka

to all readers who read this, i am busy and cannot finish this current moment. :) a person pointed this out so i decided to point out i will turn back to this! :D thank you.

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (NarutoxKakashi)


No... and no again

!2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Gai)

Fuck yes xD As hot as a crayon itself!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (IrukaxHidan)

What- NOOOOO! IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE KAKUZU GETS HIDAN PREGGERS!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Tobi)

Quite a few.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (ItachixNaruto)

OMJ YUSH!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (SasukexTobi or SasukexDeidara)

you know what... no just... no

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Pervy sage and ItachixIruka)

Pervy Sage: STORY IDEAS!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (LeexDeidara)

They may not look the best (except the rookie) BUT that will never stop the way of their love!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (HidanxKakuzu)

me: :o that's like asking if cows eat grass!

my sister: but cows dont eat grass

me: o.0

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Pervy sage x Irukra (what's with all of the 12 attention?))

:) have no clue for a fic of those two

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Gai, Kakuzu)

Kakuzu would just rape him, BUT Kakuzu belongs to Hidan!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hent? (Lee)

... My sister has xD

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Kakashi)


OF COURSE!

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Itachi Sasuke Gai)

Not that I know of, but I think I just got inspired...

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Diedara)

KATSU

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Hidan)

Still alive

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Naruto Iruka Kakuzu)

Warning: Rape sex and yaoi

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? (Deidara Itachi)

hehehehe* He needs no pick up line! Itachi will just make love to him anyways

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sasuke)

Oh when I was writing my new SasukexNaruto fic

20. What is Six's super secret kink? (Naruto)

If its a secret, how should I know?

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Kakashi Tobi)

Drunk xD endless he's extremely horny

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Lee Pervy sage)

... LEE OF COURSE!

23. "(Kakuzu) and (Pervy Sage) are in a happy relationship until (Pervy Sage) runs off with (Gai). (Kakuzu), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Kakashi) and a brief unhappy affair with (Iruka), then follows the wise advice of (Sasuke) and finds true love with (Lee).

I think i just had a nosebleed

A little stuff about me:

Horoscope: Libra (then my Sun/Moon? idk what its called is Leo)

Eye color: The color of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Hair color: As brown as brown can be :D

Number: 69 xD

Letter: Q cuz its a O with a fancy tail

Languages: English (a little) Chinese Japanese German and Spanish

Occupation: student of course

Piercings: Getting a nose piercing and eyebrows! :D

Tattoos: Maaaaaaybe xD (more like temporary ones)

Color: Black/Blood Red/exreme blue/exhilarating purple

Animal: Tiger

Objective: Being a videogame designer or working for funimation or working for Nintendo! While being an Artist and Author on the side!

Drink: Pepsi coffee and water :3

Flower: Black Rose or white lilies

Fruit: Mango :D

Something you always wear: pants and sweatshirt...

Something you always take with you: Ipod, book phone and my bracelet which is always on

Movies: any :D

Songs to cry: rin daughters of mnemosyne ending. (shush! i seriously started bawling at the end of the 5th ep.. havent seen the 6th yet) You Raise Me Up - Inori (... RomeoXJuiliet)

Books: Howls moving Castle, Wolf Cry, Enders Game

Tv shows: Robot Chicken, Futurama, any anime

Manga/Anime: Kuroshitsuji, Ouran, Rosario Vampire, Sgt. Frog, rin daughters of mnemosyne, Cowboy Bebop Samurai Champloo

Love at first sight: No. False Enchantments at first sight? Yes.

Fears: have none...

You’d never forgive: nothing.

Quotes: It's not that, its just men with mustaches get things done/It fills my heart with rainbows!

Place to live: alone, ih the mountains

Future travel destinies: Asia and Europe

Reincarnation: Yes

Computer background: Ghirahim and Ganny-pooo

Under your bed: My Cat

Heat or cold: Cold

Coffee or tea: Tea and Coffee

Sea or mountain: Mountain

Sun or rain: Rain.

Names for future kids (in case): Marth Okoda and Franchesca

1.Were you on "Team Light" or "Team L"?

A/: Uh Team Light! of COURSE! but i was only a fan cuz... he's evil >:) otherwise i LOVE L!

2. How do YOU feel about Sauke-kun?

A/: DUCKBUTT!

3. If you found a death note would you (honestly) ever use it?

A/: kukukukuku... KUKUKUKUKKU!

4. How do you feel about yaoi? Are you into it? If so, what pairing do you drool over most?

A/: Feel: THE MOST AMAZING THING ON FANFICTION! Into it: tecnally one of the only things i read... Pairing: hehehe xD right now i'm REALLY into LinkxDark or LinkxGhirahim. but i drool over anything really xD

5. What anime/manga do you think deserves more credit?

A/: Death Note, Spice and Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist/FMA: Brotherhood, Cowboy Bebop, or Samurai Champloo

6. What's your favorite anime of all time?

A/: o.0 you expect someone to answer that?!?!?!?!?

7.What anime character annoys you because HE definitely should have been born a SHE?

A/: okay my sister and i agree on these guys; Fyuki (Sgt. Frog) Edward Elric, Monkey D. Luffy, Link (Legend of Zelda) Mitsukuni Haninozuka (As we know.. Hunny-sempai
and many more... (and my crazy sister says, Sakura who is also from Naruto)

8. Do you consider yourself a fangirl/fanboy?

A/: ... Do cows Moo? no... BUT yes. i am!

9.If you had to live with ONLY reading manga or ONLY watching anime, which would you choose?

A/: Who's stopping me from doing both?!

10. If you had to name your kids after anime characters, which ones would you choose?
(please pick at least one boy and one girl name.)

A/: Yuko from XXXholic and Grimmjow from Bleach! xD *squeal*

11. Who is your most favorite anime character of all time?

A/: oh gosh... Grimmjow :) love him!

12. Who is your least favorite character of all time?

A/: Any fucking useless chick! Like Winry! Hinata! SAKURA! ZELDA! KJDBGJOSDBNGJKOVSNOKVNOKSN

13. Do you ever daydream of living in your favorite anime/manga? Which one?

A/: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood! HEHE

14. What's the first anime/manga series that you became a really dedicated fan of?

A/: oh my.. *blushes* i have to say InuYasha! xD i loved that series!

15. Who (besides Naruto) do you think should be the next hokage?

A/: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

16. Whats your favorite genre in anime?

A/: Well lets pretend you said genre(s) so, action, gore, humor, romance, tragedy and sci fi!

17. Do you think that you'll always be an anime fan?

A/: yes. i have no doubt i'd quite any time soon :)

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Lee Gai the whole Akatsuki Kakashi Naruto and Sasuke

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru NaruSasu LeeNeji GaaraNeji PeinItachi ItachiSasu ItachiKisa SasoDei

Kakuhida and MANY more yaoi pairings

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi and hentai but mostly yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Itachi, I want to be Kakuzu or Neji at one point

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters... and that's all also a few of my fanfictions

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Hm... No not really

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruto doesn't deserve that bitch. neither does Kiba. she can DIE

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxNaru, Sakura is with freaking Lee!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai you crazy?

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) *sighs* Tobi is Maadara, and Obito... :) sorry to break it to you.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well i dont care endless Naruto is not with Sasuke, then we have problems.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? kakuzu. he is so awesome

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro Because he's hot with Naruto.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? uh no onlythree and i died from stupidity D; sorry for upsetting you.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course not. i just like the characters

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? no he cant sit still cuz he's thinking about Sasuke all the time

17. Sub or dub? Either is fine :)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura she belongs to Lee

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Kukukukuku... KUKUKUKUKU! I doo I doo! xD

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy beast

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Naruto ;DD

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? hm... let me think...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well sure

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes

27. Do you like lemons? Yaoi Lemons ;D

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? uh i think so.. i dont really watch/read it and neither do they

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ... what?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes and im not very proud to say that

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Uh no

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yea

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? no they dont

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh i have. hehehe

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope it's Maadara who is

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If you go for that kind of thing...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes when i rp

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No

Preferred name: Grace

Favorite color: Red and black and purple and the rainbow

If you could have anything right now… hm... Something yummy like a cold treat! ice cream, sushi, a slushie

Favorite article of clothing: MY OLD GORILLAZ TSHIRT! Dx but my sister has it now so... my Batman sweater ;)

Have you ever been cut…? How? :3

If you could change anything about your appearance… I want a tail! :D and wolf ears!Like Holo's!

Favorite alcoholic beverage: I know Bloody Marry, Vodka or a fruit med

Favorite number: The answer is 42, the answer of the universe

Half empty or half full? The glass is at 50% capacity

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Toothpaste o.0 what else?

Morning person or evening person Morning person? HELL NO! i am a night person

Favorite thing about your appearance The way my hair stays! ;D

Gummy worms? Nothing gummy please.. but every once and awhile sure

If you could be doing anything right now… ya know i would go visit all my Fanfiction friends i can and my other friends that live else where :)

Ever been in love? Well teenage hormone love, ya know? not the grown up stuff :p ew. BUT if it's friend love, YES! i am! ;DD

Siblings One which i luvvles! (lazyandloveit)

On my background… GHIRAHIM! with his arms up and moving his long tounge in the air saying FABULOUS!

Pickles: The dills. yush the dills.

Guys in pink shirts… Very hot ;D or awesome

What pajamas do you wear? T-shirt and sweats and sometimes a hoodie

They're coming for you… (Goes to find that master sword) MWAHAHA! THEY WILL DIE!

Saxophone or trumpet Saxophone is AWESOME! love it a few reasons; My cousin plays it, Cowboy Bebop and a few of my friends do. BUT i say Trumpet ;D i play it that's why!

Chocolate or vanilla BOTH! ;DD

Ever worn your hair up? All the time Buns pony, piggy tails braides. everything!

Least favorite smell Beer that's been digusted and thrown up D:

Favorite smell Rain, fall, bon fires, soups

When it rains… just watch it descend in the middle of the storm

One word to describe yourself Fangirl

One nice thing about the person who sent this Well, seeing how I found this in the first place...I'm a boss (quote from the other person i got this from *random profile*)

Where are you? My dad's house

Boxers or briefs Boxers are more comfortable ;DD

Favorite food Anything yummy ;DD

Et tu, Brute? Wha?

If you had one super-power, what would it be? HM! idk! ;D

Do you have a special talent? My Piano skills! ;D

Do you like cheese? I eat cheese

Who is your favorite Disney character? Mulan!

Favorite flavor of pie? PIE FLAVOR!

Team... YAOI!

Which shoe goes on first? Whichever one I grab first :D

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Actually your talking to the shoe thrower master

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl and slurp

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? At least three :D

Current mood? Defiantly relaxed!

Who you are I am me!


1. Lovino's Secret reviews
Lovino and Antonio are lovers and Lovino wants to try something new in their sex life but is afraid and embarrassed to ask Antonio about it! Something happens where Antonio comes across Lovino's kink and what will he do? ;D read on to find out! Yes Spamano, (SpainxRomano) and defiantly some smut in here
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-13 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete
2. High School Love Hetalia Style! » reviews
Adventuring with the couples of hetalia (ItalyxGermany AmericaxEngland FrancexMatthew and RomanoxSpain) plus a few other characters with their journey of their life. see how they all become friends in a way :D YAOI, the cats (england-cat and so on) and real names implied. warnings/disclaimers inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,360 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-29-13 - Published: 12-15-12 - N. Italy & Germany
3. You should listen to your seme! » reviews
Link disobayed Dark... How will Dark punish him :D Dont read if you dont like. YAOI! lemon (BTW NEW CHAPTER FINALLY UPDATED! AND SECOND CHAPTER HOLDS A SURPRISE!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-23-13 - Published: 5-18-12 - Dark Link & Link - Complete
4. What He Did reviews
Naruto woke up tired, and fell into Sasuke's trap with out knowing... Dark themes, rape and yaoi! this is a requested story please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-12 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
5. You Should Listen To Your Seme! SasuNaru style reviews
HAHA Weellll Naruto kinda did but kinda didnt but did not listen to Sasuke! How will he make up for it! YAOI LEMON! SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-12 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
6. SasoDei Sequel! VALENTINES DAY! reviews
this is my seqal to my oneshot... yes its a lemon... ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-11 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
7. SasoDei Onesot :D reviews
A oneshot where Sasori-danna finds HIS brat writing is a notebook and is wondering what it is READ! U'll like it! :D if you want a sequal please review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-11 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
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