StillAliveDoingScience

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since	: 11-14-11, id: 3430445, Profile Updated: 01-12-13

Author has written 10 stories for Portal, and WALL-E.

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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE_.

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1. Sunday reviews
Every Sunday evening, Chell and Wheatley bake together. / Light Chelley with core Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-14-13 - Wheatley & Chell

2. All I Ever Need reviews
The only cure for a nightmare is someone to hold. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-13 - Wheatley & Chell - Complete

3. Maintenance reviews
In some ways, Wheatley is more dangerous to have in charge of Aperture than GLaDOS ever was—but would he still be as dangerous and powermad if Chell found a way to remove the itch? Eventual chassis!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-13 - Wheatley & Chell

4. Glorious Freedom reviews
The facility is not how she remembers it. It's a nearly destroyed, decaying mess with—at first thought—nothing left alive inside. But maybe, somewhere hiding underneath the layers of test chambers and rubble, there's someone worth saving.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-13 - Chell & Turret - Complete

5. Target Acquired » reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,624 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 4-16-12 - Chell & Wheatley

6. I'll See You on the Dark Side of the Moon reviews
He'd change the way things had happened if he could. Instead, all he has is the blackness of space and a few memories for company—and no way of knowing if the lady is still alive or not. He doesn't even know how much longer he can survive. Hinted Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-13 - Wheatley & Chell - Complete

7. Protocol » reviews
Set in the Wall-E 'verse during year 2105, Aperture Science's rival, Buy 'N Large, is preparing to send their Starliners into outer space. Meanwhile, work on the GLaDOS project is underway, and two personnel come up with a brilliant idea to save the slowly-dying company's name—but what they get, however, is not exactly what they bargained for. GLaDOS/AUTO focus. [Hiatus]
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-3-13 - Published: 1-4-13 - AUTO & GLaDOS

8. Unreason reviews
After Aperture, Chell lives alone with Wheatley. NSFW Core!Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-13 - Chell & Wheatley - Complete

9. The Moon and the Sea reviews
A world outside of Aperture is incomprehensible to those who have never experienced it. Many months after Portal II, Chell finds she is unable to fully heal from her past traumas—but all the medicine she needs is a hand to hold and someone to trust. Chell/Rattmann, separate universe from Half-Life.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-13 - Chell & D. Rattmann - Complete

10. Spark reviews
AU oneshot in which an android!GLaDOS is acting as the captain of the Axiom, having taken over and launched it back into space after its arrival on Earth. She now means to become better acquainted with her Autopilot.
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-13 - AUTO & GLaDOS - Complete