Random stuff;

What my Mother Taught me

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

"My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me REASON "Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen

THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times-Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY! "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX "How do you THINK you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS "You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite...

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!

What A Boyfriend Should Do/Remember

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us :

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
2. Cats can have accents.
3. Old people are funny.
4. If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.
5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
7. Always use a condom.
8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.
10. There are no limits to how homoerotically you can kill your own brother.
11. Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.
12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
13. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.
14. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
17. Its possible to complain about anything.
18. All barn cats are gay.
19. Happy endings are unrealistic.
20. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo.
21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
22. God isn't going to do anything for you because He wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.
23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.
25. The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
27. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
28. It's possible to make multiple AMVs of a series with only one episode worth of clips.
29. The general public doesn't know anything.
30. People who secretly want to have sex with you make the best evil minions.
31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
32. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.
33. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
36. Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
37. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
38. Don't mess with beavers.
39. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
40. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
41. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.
42. Virginity is overrated.
43. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.
44. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.
45. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.
46. Lying is the most evil thing ever.
47. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
48. Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.
49. If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

When Drowning…
Mortal: LIFEGUARD!
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gilly-weed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it! (except for me! I love the rain! So I say "YES! RAIN! LETS GO DANCE IN IT!"
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Exclaiming…
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
When angry…
Mortal: Shut up!
PJO:
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you read profiles looking for things to copy & paste into your profile, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you love the 39 Clues, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this onto your...profession?

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the fact that Twilight is getting so much hype when there are so many other better books out there, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real and then met him/her, copy and paste this to your profil

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Tam*

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of your name plus izzle): Tamizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Noelle Tabbs

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Smitanao

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Grey Milk

7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME (fav fruit and something that can go wrong): Green Apple Love

8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ailauti

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Naomi Douglas

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black No Pet

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Tamjazr

12. YOUR NINJA NAME (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi): Chikarinkashika

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT)

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 14

My Boy Side

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 12

I act more a girl than a guy wow (surprised)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Bold the ones that fit you!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (everyone reckons im goth -.-)
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I’m Catholic)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

people are like slinkies. absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs

i am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter

friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace

one day, your prince will come. mine? oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

no i won't go to hell! they have a restraining order against me!

smile. it confuses people

i'm not clumsy...the floor just hates me

keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

kids are the future. be afraid, be very afraid

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

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Ally

Anberlin Godspeed

Burning down Neverland (scatter the ashes)
White lines black tar the matches
Is this another death by misadventure
Tell me what you got what you really got (hey hey)
We'll rest in our graves
Lexington course your veins
Sleepers can't just wake the dead
When needles and lovers collapse on guilty beds

Fall asleep
Don't fall asleep
Don't fall asleep

(They lied when they said the good died young)

They lied when they said the good died young
They lied when they said the good died young
Stay with me stay with me tonight

Burning down bridges now (scatter the ashes)
Godspeed to all you're after
Is this a life left just to remember
Tell them who you are who you really were (hey hey)
Kill yourself slowly over time fashion statement suicide
She's still asleep in a Chelsea hotel
Bad turns to worse and the worst turns into hell

Fall asleep
Don't fall asleep
Don't fall asleep

(God save the eyes that dim tonight)

They lied when they said the good died young
They lied when they said the good died young
Stay with me stay with me tonight

They lied when they said the good died young
They lied when they said the good died young
Stay with me stay with me tonight

They lied when they said the good died young
They lied when they said the good died young
Stay with me stay with me tonight

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, Chellie09, BloodWhiteWolf, Shadow Kissed134, Gabbiehannah, KaAaArl, Emilywake, ParamoreFeak, Avelina Craven

I absolutely LOVE to write. Poems, Songs (well, not anymore...) and Stories. Lots and Lots of stories. Well, Books, Novels, Novellas, whatever you'd prefer to call them, I suppose.

Well, my name is Noelle (French for Christmas. I know. Exciting and pretty. =.=) and I am * years old. I am in the * Semester of my *th Grade year and am currently more socially active in school than I have EVER been.

I know. Sad. But hey, I run with my own crowd. Even though it's rather large, seeing as I love people. Just love them. Can't get enough of them and all that jazz.

I'm Goofy and I know it, Crazy and I'll show it; and if you mess with either me or ANYONE I consider a member of my rather large blood- and/or non-blood extended-family? I will break your face. No questions. Don't doubt it, Cause I will find you. No matter where you are.

Now I sound like a Grade-A Creeper, but hey, it's what I do.

Anyway, I love Movies, especially ones that just so happen to be Badass as mess such as:

300 (Uhm, HELLO?! Shirtless-and-leather-underwaer-bearing Gerard Butler. Need I say more?)

Robin Hood (Come on, people: It's Robin Hood. Fly as straight as an arrow. Which actually tends to arch, so...)

Transformers (1, 2, and 3 just mght be my favortie, but only because of Rosie Huntington-Whitley, my new idol)

Twilight (1, 2, 3, 4 and a half, and 5, hehe. Let's face it: No one can resist that uber sexy werewolf growl the Quileute Pack has got goin' on!)

And others that I cannot name for the life of me...

I recently learned that I have favorite plays: Introducing Shakespeare's...

Hamlet

Romeo and Juliet

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Much Ado About Nothing

The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde

And Kudos to whoever in the world wrote The Worst High School Play Ever! 8D

MY CURRENT MOST FAVORITE SONG(S):

Damien Dawn – Your Heart

So many nights I watched you sleep (watched you sleep)
Tried to resist but I got so deep ( got so deep)
And when your next to me,
Your still light in my reach.
But I just lone for you
My soul is dark, I cease the night ( cease the night)
But your the angel that show me the light ( show me the light)
But I try to be strong,
But I still lone for you.

R: I look into your heart and discover myself,
But I’ll never be a part of your world.
I need you; can’t reach you: we’re worlds apart.
If you need me, look into your heart.

You tame the beast, I bleed for you ( I bleed for you)
You showed me love, something I never knew ( never knew)
I’ll take the blame, my life’s a shame, but I just lone for you.
Don’t wait for me ( don’t wait for me girl)
I’ll never be ( apart of your world)
But I’m in your Heart … Forever

R: I look into your heart and discover myself,
But I’ll never be a part of your world.
I need you; can’t reach you; we’re worlds apart.
If you need me, look into your heart

LOOK THIS UP ON YOUTUBE! I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DID!! 8D

Make sure this is the English Version!!!!

Charice- As Long As Your There

Hmm
Mmm
All my life
I've waited for the right
Moment to let you know
I don't wanna let you go oh

But now I've realized
There's just no perfect time
To confess how I feel
This much I know is real

So I refuse to
Waste one more second without you
Knowing my heart

Baby cause I don't
Need anything else but your love
Nothing but you means a thing to me
I'm incomplete

When you're not there
Holding me, touching me, I swear
All of the rest could just disappear
And I wouldn't even care
As long as you're there

Take these words
Don't let them go unheard
This is me reaching out
I hope you can hear it now

Cause baby my heart's at stake
Take it
It's yours to break

I'd rather try and lose
Than keep this love from you
Yeaah
So I refuse to
Waste one more second
Without you
Knowing my heart

Baby cause I don't
Need anything else but your love
Nothing but you means a thing to me
I'm incomplete

When you're not there
Holding me touching me I swear
All of the rest could just disappear
And I wouldn't even care
As long as you're there

Each day and night
That I've kept this a secret
It'd killed me
It's time
To share what I feel, 'cause

Sunshine with Vocal Adrenaline:
I don't
Need anything else but your love
Nothing but you means a thing to me
I'm incomplete

When you're not there
Holding me touching me I swear
All of the rest could just disappear
And I wouldn't even care
As long as you're there
(Vocal Adrenaline: As long as you're there)
As long as you're there.

Glee Cast- Smile (Cover of Cahrlie Chaplin Song) The sweetest song in the world *makes me feel better*

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by
If you Smile through your pain and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through
For you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time (thats the time) you must keep on trying
Smile- What's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile.

That's the time (thats the time) you must keep on trying,
Smile- What's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile.

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile Even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky- You'll get by

That's the time (thats the time) you must keep on trying
Smile- What's the use of crying
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile.

Glee Cast- Fly/I Believe I can Fly

Rachel:
I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
Rachel with New Directions:
To fly, to fly
Santana:
Oh yo oh
Artie:
I used to think that I could not go on
Santana:
I wish today it will rain all day
Maybe that will kinda make the pain go away
Artie:
And life was nothing but an awful song
Santana:
They got their guns out aiming at me
But I become near when they aiming at me
Blaine:
Me, me, me against them
Me against enemies, me against friends
Somehow they both seem to become one
A sea full of sharks and they all smell blood
They start coming and I start rising
Must be surprising, I'm just surmising
Blaine and Santana:
I win, thrive, soar, higher, higher, higher
More fire
Rachel and Santana:
I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
Finn and New Directions:
I believe I can fly
(Rachel: Fly)
I believe I can touch the sky
I believe I can fly
(Rachel: Fly)
I believe I can touch the sky
Artie:
See I was on the verge of breakin' down
Santana:
Paint they own pictures, then they crop me in
But I will remain where the top begins
Artie:
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
Santana:
'Cause I am not a word, I am not a line
I am not a girl that can ever be defined
Blaine:
I hear the criticism loud and clear
That is how I know that the time is near
See we become alive in a time of fear
And I ain't got no motherfickle time to spare
Cry my eyes out for days upon days
Such a heavy burden placed upon me
Blaine and Santana:
But when you go hard your nay's become yea's
Yankee Stadium with Jay's and Kanye's
Rachel and Santana:
I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
Finn and New Directions:
I believe I can fly
(Rachel: Fly)
I believe I can touch the sky
(Mercedes: Ooh)
I believe I can fly
(Rachel: Fly)
I believe I can touch the sky
(Mercedes: Touch the sky)
Finn:
I believe I can fly
Mercedes with ND girls:
Get ready for it, get ready for it, get ready for it
Artie:
Then I can be it (Mercedes with ND Girls: Get ready for it, I came to win)
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
(Mercedes with ND Girls: Get ready for it, I came to win)
Mercedes:
Get ready for it!
Yeah!
Artie and New Directions:
I believe I can fly
(Rachel:Fly)
Finn and New Directions:
I believe I can touch the sky
(Mercedes: Sky)
I think about it
(Rachel:Fly)
Every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
(Mercedes: Ooh)
Finn and Artie with New Directions:
I believe I can soar
(Rachel:Fly)
(Mercedes: Get ready for it)
I see me runnin' through that open door
(Mercedes: Get ready for it)
(Mercedes: Ooohoo)
I believe I can fly
(Rachel:Fly)
(Mercedes: Get ready for it)
Finn:
I believe I can fly