Author has written 9 stories for Vampire Academy, Lords Of The Underworld series, Darkyn series, Teen Wolf, and Atlantis series.
What my Mother Taught me
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
"My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me REASON "Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"
My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times-Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY! "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when we get home!"
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about SEX "How do you THINK you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS "You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And my all time favorite...
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!
What A Boyfriend Should Do/Remember
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us :
1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
Percy Jackson Pledge
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
If you read profiles looking for things to copy & paste into your profile, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you wish that a fictional character was real and then met him/her, copy and paste this to your profil
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Tam*
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of your name plus izzle): Tamizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Noelle Tabbs
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Smitanao
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Grey Milk
7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME (fav fruit and something that can go wrong): Green Apple Love
8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ailauti
9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Naomi Douglas
10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black No Pet
11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Tamjazr
12. YOUR NINJA NAME (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi): Chikarinkashika
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT)
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of everything
My Boy Side
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night
I act more a girl than a guy wow (surprised)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.
REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Bold the ones that fit you!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
people are like slinkies. absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs
i am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter
friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace
one day, your prince will come. mine? oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
no i won't go to hell! they have a restraining order against me!
smile. it confuses people
i'm not clumsy...the floor just hates me
keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
kids are the future. be afraid, be very afraid
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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Burning down Neverland (scatter the ashes)
(They lied when they said the good died young)
They lied when they said the good died young
Burning down bridges now (scatter the ashes)
(God save the eyes that dim tonight)
They lied when they said the good died young
They lied when they said the good died young
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, Chellie09, BloodWhiteWolf, Shadow Kissed134, Gabbiehannah, KaAaArl, Emilywake, ParamoreFeak, Avelina Craven
I absolutely LOVE to write. Poems, Songs (well, not anymore...) and Stories. Lots and Lots of stories. Well, Books, Novels, Novellas, whatever you'd prefer to call them, I suppose.
Well, my name is Noelle (French for Christmas. I know. Exciting and pretty. =.=) and I am * years old. I am in the * Semester of my *th Grade year and am currently more socially active in school than I have EVER been.
I know. Sad. But hey, I run with my own crowd. Even though it's rather large, seeing as I love people. Just love them. Can't get enough of them and all that jazz.
I'm Goofy and I know it, Crazy and I'll show it; and if you mess with either me or ANYONE I consider a member of my rather large blood- and/or non-blood extended-family? I will break your face. No questions. Don't doubt it, Cause I will find you. No matter where you are.
Now I sound like a Grade-A Creeper, but hey, it's what I do.
Anyway, I love Movies, especially ones that just so happen to be Badass as mess such as:
300 (Uhm, HELLO?! Shirtless-and-leather-underwaer-bearing Gerard Butler. Need I say more?)
Robin Hood (Come on, people: It's Robin Hood. Fly as straight as an arrow. Which actually tends to arch, so...)
Transformers (1, 2, and 3 just mght be my favortie, but only because of Rosie Huntington-Whitley, my new idol)
Twilight (1, 2, 3, 4 and a half, and 5, hehe. Let's face it: No one can resist that uber sexy werewolf growl the Quileute Pack has got goin' on!)
And others that I cannot name for the life of me...
I recently learned that I have favorite plays: Introducing Shakespeare's...
Romeo and Juliet
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Much Ado About Nothing
The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
And Kudos to whoever in the world wrote The Worst High School Play Ever! 8D
MY CURRENT MOST FAVORITE SONG(S):
Damien Dawn – Your Heart
So many nights I watched you sleep (watched you sleep)
R: I look into your heart and discover myself,
You tame the beast, I bleed for you ( I bleed for you)
R: I look into your heart and discover myself,
LOOK THIS UP ON YOUTUBE! I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DID!! 8D
Make sure this is the English Version!!!!
Charice- As Long As Your There
But now I've realized
So I refuse to
Baby cause I don't
When you're not there
Take these words
Cause baby my heart's at stake
I'd rather try and lose
Baby cause I don't
When you're not there
Each day and night
Sunshine with Vocal Adrenaline:
When you're not there
Glee Cast- Smile (Cover of Cahrlie Chaplin Song) The sweetest song in the world *makes me feel better*
Smile though your heart is aching
Light up your face with gladness
That's the time (thats the time) you must keep on trying,
Smile though your heart is aching
That's the time (thats the time) you must keep on trying
Glee Cast- Fly/I Believe I can Fly
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