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Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. Inconsequential is a lovely word, isn't it? Overtones of identity's Humean discontinuity, the fruitlessness of free will, etc. Particularly suited to fanfiction, wherein we operate quite firmly within another's paradigm. Nonetheless, I am back from an extended leave. Some of my stories are quite bad, but that's all right; it's humbling. Some are good. I can't say which. | |||||||
1. Mistaken Identities » reviewsShort drabbles on the myriad ways being a metamorphmagus can seriously trouble one's husband or thrill one's cousin... and the ways Polyjuice and invisibility cloaks can complicate life...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 8-11-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L.2. The Secret Lives of Squibs reviews...one Squib, to be exact. Argus Filch, dissatisfied with his appearance and himself, decides to live his dream working in a Polyjuice brothel. In a place where you never know the true identity of your client, who knows who you might wake up next to?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-07 - Argus F.3. Albus's Alchemical Adventure » reviewsYoung Dumbledore avoids Divination. Involves charmed goats, Nicholas Flamel's camera, a Jewish wizarding school, an alluring Hufflepuff, and a number of 19th century Muggle philosophers and literary theorists. Now slightly AU lighter and happier than DH.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 3-7-07 - Albus D.4. The Coping Skills of Tonks reviewsSubtle Deathly Hallows spoilers As Tonks waits for Lupin's return, she ponders such things as the STDlike nature of lycanthropy, the similarities between Greyback and Michael Jackson, and neon orange fetuses. Strong T rating for mature themes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete5. That Gryffindor Intelligence reviewsOneshot. A response to the immensely convoluted plot of the final book, which gives Harry very little opportunity to demonstrate... that Gryffindor intelligence. Watch, and be amazed.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-3-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete6. Elf in a Cage » reviewsAn Elf fighting in the Last Alliance is transported to a strange place, for some things which never should have come to pass have occurred, and things which should have been remembered have been forgotten...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 4-29-03 - Published: 3-16-037. The Passage of Heroes » reviewsWhat does it really mean to be a hero?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-22-03 - Published: 4-12-038. The Ent reviewsThe most unlikely creature imaginable, a Hobbit? We think not! In our humble opinion, the least likely creature would be... well, can't you tell by the title? Despite the humorous premise and summary, this is not predominantly a humor story. I tried tLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-039. Mary Sue Parody Parody » reviewsThis began as a parody of... well, the title pretty much explains it. But now it appears to have morphed into a dumping-ground for all my Mary Sue parodies. Enjoy! *New Story Up, in Chapter 3*Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-25-03 - Published: 3-13-0310. A Fly on the Wall » reviewsA tale of the inner workings of a neglected player in Tolkien's history. Who is Gollum and where did he really come from? *COMPLETE*Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-24-03 - Published: 3-23-03 - Gollum - Complete11. The Fall of Osgiliath » reviewsMy first Tolkien fic. For this reason I'm keeping it, though it stinks. Review if you're feeling sadistic or genuinely like my style. Not a self-insert or a Mary Sue, by the way, if that helps.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-15-03 - Published: 2-22-0312. There and Back Again: the Screenplay » reviewsBilbo Baggins tells his adventures to the world... with a little help from Peter Jackson and the cast of the Lord of the Rings movies.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-15-03 - Published: 2-24-03 - Bilbo B.13. Elves Through a Cage reviewsJust a small story on immortality...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-6-0314. My Trip to Middle Earth 9,000,000 reviewsHey, everyone's doing it-here's my own story of the time I spent in Arda.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-5-03 - Bilbo B.
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