I've been writing stories on Fanfic.net(under various pennames) since 2002. Jesus Christ, has it really been that long? When I discovered this site, I was a fresh faced, not-so-innocent 15 year old girl. Now I'm a 25 year old psych major and divorced mother of two preschoolers. I've written in just about every genre offered on this site and I never get tired of it.

My favorite characters are:

The Outsiders: Steve Randle. He never gets enough love

Harry Potter: Neville Longbottom. Ditto

Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid

ICarly: Gibby (clearly, I'm a fan of the underdog)

Stand By Me: Gordie

Star Trek: Data

1. What are your initials? EJL

2. What is your favorite thing to wear? Converse

3. Last thing you ate? Reese's Cups

4. One place you will NEVER eat at? Long John Silvers. I HATE that place!

5. I say Shotgun, you say: I guess I'm riding in the backseat

6. Last person you hugged? My daughter

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? I don't know,

8. Would you date anyone you met online? Depends

9. Name something you like physically about yourself: I have great legs

10. The last place you went out to dinner to? Hardees

11. Who is your best friend? My big sister, Mandy

12. What time of the day is it? 1:19 in the afternoon

13. Who/What made you angry today? My alarm clock, for waking me up

14. Baseball or Football? baseball

15. Ever gone skinny dipping? yes

16. Favorite type of Food? comfort foods like fried chicken and mashed potatos

17. Favorite holiday: Thanksgiving

18. Do you download music: yes

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yeah, that's gross

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? eh. not really my style, but to each his own

21. Which celebrity are you obsessed with right now? Brent Spiner or Norman Reedus

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? No

23. Do you love anyone? My family

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy? depends on what they look like

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? No, and I never will

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? Nope

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Yeah, a couple of times

28. How many pets do you have? none

29. Have you met a real redneck? Coming from South Eastern Missoui, I would have to say that's a great big YES

30. How is the weather right now? too cold for my liking

31. What are you listening to right now? the heater kicking off

32. What is your current favorite song? anything by Miranda Lambert

33. What was the last movie you watched? Star Trek Generations

34. Do you wear contacts? No, but I wear glasses

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Wal-Mart

36. What are you afraid of? snakes, heights, creepy dolls, and clowns

37. How many piercings have you had? nine. five in my ears, my eyebrow, my nose, my tongue, and my bellybutton

38. How many tattoo's do you have? Four.

39. What's one thing you've learned this year? how to drive a big vehicle

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks? one of those cookie chiller things

41. What Magazines are you reading? Cosmo

42. Have you ever fired a gun: yes

43. Are you missing someone? always

44. Favorite TV show? Star Trek: TNGCriminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, and Family Guy

45. What's your favorite book? Gone with the Wind

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? I get told that I look like a young Molly Ringwald

47. What's your favorite color? Pink

48. Who would you like to see right now? My uncle Carroll who passed away in 2008

49. Top 5 favorite movies of all time? 5. Rocky Horror Picture Show

4. Stand By Me

3. Forrest Gump

2. Knocked Up

1. The Outsiders

50. Do you find yourself loved? everyday

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to? who hasn't?

52. Favorite smell? apples

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? butter

54. Ever put a friend in a cop car on JukePix.com? um...no

55. Ever been in a cop car in real life? yes

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? not within the last four years

57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? Nickelback!

58. What's something that really bugs you? people who think they're really smart, but are actually really dumb

59. Do you like Michael Jackson? I like his older stuff

60. Taco Bell or Burger King? Burger King

61. What's your favorite perfume? Viva La Juicy

62. Favorite baseball team? Phillies

63. Ever call a 1-900 phone number? once, by accident

64. Nipple or Nose rings? nose

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? 32 hours

66. Last time you went bowling? its been like four years

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? in the back of an SUV parked outside my sister's crushes house (don't ask)

68. Who was your last phone call? my Mom

69. Last time you were at work? a few days ago

70. What's the closest orange object to you? my key ring

And now, a few words of advice:

I'm the root of all that's evil...but you can call me cookie! -Jimmy Pop Ali

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns

Only trust people who like big butts, because they cannot lie.