Place Skyrim and Minecraft in a large mixing bowl. Add a handful of saxophone and marching band uniform. A dash of Dead-Space is advised, but four-wheeling and/or camping will make a good enough substitute. If available, put in 1/3 of a cup of hate-for-vegetables. Stir until doughy. Let set in nature for at least four hours. Once dough has risen, place into an Xbox. Let bake until slightly tan. Be sure that outer layer is impervious to sunburn.

Icing: Add only bright colored food coloring. Sugar, spice, and I-don't-care-what-you-think-of-me should be mixed well into a green or blue bowl. Love of animals must be added or icing will taste dull. Part of a running shoe may be added if nessessary. Add water. Stir until it's of creamy consistancey.

When spreading icing on cake, be sure to garnish it with Warheads and sour skittles. Make it look creative and insane. If cake looks like it daydreams all day and thinks in "book form" (on top of creativity and insanity) then the chef has done well. Taste before serving. If it taste like bad-spelling, dubstep, and a burnette writer, then serve. If it taste like a whore or a person who doesn't love their family, then scrap the cake and start over. Be sure all ingredients have originated from a farm. Serve only with Mountain Dew and alternative music playing in the background. Last thing: if the cake isn't married to Spider-Man (Master Chief will be an acceptable sub.), then all hell will break loose.