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Author has written 50 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Gundam Wing/AC, Naruto, Highlander, Harry Potter, Coldfire Trilogy, Bleach, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin, Hikaru no Go, Ranma, Alex Rider, Yu Yu Hakusho, Transformers/Beast Wars, Hellsing, Prince of Tennis, Inuyasha, and Matrix. Where else on this world wide web can you find me? Try AdultFanfiction-net (same pen name) or maybe some anonymous kink memes. 2013/01/11: Since the links are working again - I've collected my adult Transformers stuff (and two Bleach PWPs) on AO3, and the rest of the adult things on livejournal The Big old Discussion of MA or Not 00 2012/06/22 - Still alive, still kicking, and getting ever more annoyed with those 'Dear Moderator'-petitions that start cropping up in pretty much every story. Not because I'm against petitioning against the destruction of FF-net, but because I think the argument ("Don't delete stories because this might be the only copy in the entire universe") is stupid. Beyond stupid, actually. Why? 1.) You are using a free service. They don't have any duty to preserve your literary works for eternity (so don't give me the argument 'that's a violation of my writer rights seeing that the story is MY property'). FF-net could shut down tomorrow, and then every single one of those x million fanfics would be lost. If you don't want to run the risk of losing your story (-ies) forever, don't lay all your eggs into a single basket. 2.) How long exactly have the 'No MA'-guidelines been in place? Eight years? Ten years? I'd understand such an argument cropping up three days after the 'No MA'-guideline was posted, but not now. About 99 percent of all FF-net content was posted after 2002. And if you're posting a story that you already know violates the guidelines (or that deliberately pushes the guidelines to the extreme), then you should also know that you run the risk that it will be removed. What SHOULD be arguments for an MA rating: 1.) Protection of Minors. As it is now, 'M'-rating covers anything from Matrix-level action scenes to full-out porn because people will always push, try to get around, or simply violate restrictions. And many times, there is _no_ warning of pr0n, despite what the petitionists say. An MA rating would solve that problem for the largest part because if given the opportunity, writers will rate their stories correctly. If there's an MA category, you will at least _know_ what you get by selecting an MA story, and an MA category can be properly protected by passwords or other kinds of age verification. 2.) Easier Mod-duties for reinforcing FF-net guidelines. I think the mods are hopelessly overwhelmed with their mod duties already (which is no wonder with the amount of stories here). I'm thinking of an example where a writer had uploaded the entire "Alex Rider" series, seven books by Anthony Horowitz. I reported the case via their automated system. Several times actually. And a month later, the books were STILL there. If you take away that huge chunk of time enforcing 'no-MA' costs, maybe things like that will get more and quicker attention. There will of course still be some people who complain why a story's rated 'M' and not 'MA', but a very, very large chunk of the work will be gone. 3.) With the data volume on FF-net and the financial resources of FF-net, a strict reinforcing of 'No-MA' is impossible. The only way to have complete control would be having a human go over every single posted chapter. Impossible. Automated crawlers looking for key words like 'sex' and all synonyms for 'male/female reproductive organs' have either a very high number of false positives (the very sensitive programs) or an even higher number of MA-stories they don't find (the less restrictive ones). At the moment, I think not even 20 percent of all MA-stories are found. So, cranking down very harshly on those stories the automated content scanner (or some over-eager moral watchdog) reports to the moderators will never be able to create a site that's even remotely child-safe. At least not without dedicating a completely different amount of money and resources to it (a ball-park estimate of mine would be factor 10 as the very minimum). You might just as well throw those restrictions out of the window then. So. That was my rant. Wonder if anyone will read it... Recommendations oo These are favorites sorted by fandom and general category. If they aren't in a category, I'll give a reason why the story's mentioned. Naruto Dark Side of Naruto: Dark stories that illuminate aspects of Naruto-verse that normally get overlooked in a bright anime for kids. Expect excellent characterization, plenty of angst and psychology, sensitive topics, and out-of-the-norm writing styles. Only a Moron by swabloo: A look at how Naruto-world works behind the scenes, at the time of the Third Great Shinobi War Realistic Side of Naruto: Stories that insert plenty of realism and explanations and excellent characterization into Naruto-verse. Difference to the Dark Side is that those are happier and don't delve too deeply into the angsty stuff. Expect excellent characterization, psychology, tension, ninja-ness. Desert Heat by CollaneR: Kankuro pays seal-master Naruto Uzumaki to craft some seals for his puppetry more to come when I've got more time digging out all my long-time favs... oo My Stories oo A New Mission: These are the stories that should be read first (in this order) to actually understand what A New Mission is about: Only Slightly Awkward by sasori_katana Have fun! Six Thousand Series: A series of independent one-shots that nevertheless won't make a lot of sense if you read them out of order. So here they are in the right chronology: Six Thousand Years in a Bar Perhaps there will be one more story, but since I've jumped so far into the future, I consider this series finished. Two Weeks: A spin-off fanfic to Miranda Flairgold's version of Harry Potter (which is a lot cooler and a lot more magical than Rowling's). Here's the link to her two stories that you should read first, in this order (CiaToW is the sequel to ASCaL): A Second Chance at Life Two Weeks takes place during the first 6 chapters of CiaToW, so it isn't really necessary to read the second one completely. But you should because they're awesome! If you finish both of them in less than 24 hours, you're a speed-reading genius... | |||||||
1. Britain's Next Top AurorCasting shows. The bane of my existence. Who the ** was the idiot who thought up the idea of casting for Britain's Next Top-Auror? With me, Harry Potter, as the judge? (very liberal with Events of HBP and DH)Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Published: 11-28-12 - Harry P.2. The Talk - Shinobi Version » reviewsTeam 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious ficNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 11-6-12 - Published: 2-10-10 - Kakashi H. - Complete3. The Fourth Matrix » reviewsOn the search for the Allspark, it takes Bumblebee about 500 years longer to find earth. It is a very desolate planet he finds.Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-26-12 - Published: 10-5-12 - Bumblebee4. Bound reviewsG1-ish, movie-ish world. Sometimes, Mirage has trouble with what he has become. Sometimes, Jazz helps him adjust. Sometimes, being bound is freeing. Spark, p'n'p, bondageTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-23-12 - Mirage & Jazz - Complete5. The Great Purge reviewsMethos learns that a race he had thought extinct might not be as extinct. However, there are strange circumstances surrounding their encounter...Crossover - Highlander & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-24-12 - Methos & Sesshomaru - Complete6. Rise of the Snake reviewsIruka gets dragged into a surreal experience by Gai, Kakashi and Yamato. It involves a lot of nakedness, but not much sex. Or maybe it is all about sex? M/MNaruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-12 - Iruka U. & Gai M. - Complete7. Perspectives » reviewsVarious oneshots in response to prompts from non-kink memes. Ranging from angst to fluff to humor and friendship, from G- to R-rated, from Aburame to Zabuza. Check individual stories for summaries.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,176 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 11-21-108. Waking reviewsSequel to 'Dreaming'. Kakashi's recurring dream takes up more and more of his life. And he doesn't know whether to be grateful for it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-8-11 - Kakashi H. - Complete9. Hiking Vacation » reviewsAlex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 12-11-09 - Alex R./Cub - Complete10. Birth of a Ghost reviewsWhat happened in the time between Sai killing himself, and Sai becoming a ghost that remained on earth for centuries? A Bleach-ed explanation.Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-28-11 - Hikaru S. & J. Ukitake - Complete11. Bleachymon » reviewsIchigo wakes up in an unknown location. The more he discovers, the more he realizes this can only be a hallucination from his cracked subconscious: he's caught in a place where his childhood trauma of Pokemon has changed the world into something horrible!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 5-26-11 - Published: 3-30-10 - Ichigo K.12. Happy Valentine reviewsIbiki's headache-inducing day doing paperwork down in the depths of ANBU HQ is... brightened... by someone reminding him it's Valentine's Day.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-11 - Anko M. & Ibiki M. - Complete13. イルカの日本語 Iruka no Nihongo reviewsIruka has stumbled across a strange language: Japanese. To his surprise, studying it helps him discover quite a few things that make it much easier getting along in the ninja world.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-1-10 - Iruka U.14. Forgotten reviewsKakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 10-22-10 - Kakashi H. - Complete15. Dreaming reviewsKakashi has a strange recurring dream. And it makes him brush the edges of sanity. Maybe it even takes him beyond. Or maybe he is already on the beyond? OneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-23-10 - Kakashi H. - Complete16. Grandfathers and Grandsons reviewsHikaru gets to witness the not very tearful reunion of a grandfather with his grandson in the entrance hall of the Nihon Kiin. Coincidentally, he is also the cause for said reunion.Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-15-10 - Hikaru S. - Complete17. Fatherhood » reviewsSnape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 6-26-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete18. Tales of AlmostNinja » reviewsWhat would someone think of the whole ninja-business if they failed where others succeeded? Different one-shots from different perspectives.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 11-22-0819. In the Name of the Ministry of Magic reviewsCornelius Fudge, ex-Minister of Magic, stumbles upon a Seigaku tennis match and, as usual, manages to make a fool of himself. Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-20-09 - C. Fudge & Fuji S. - Complete20. The Life and Death of Mary Sue reviewsStranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… OneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-19-09 - Complete21. Vaterschaft » reviewsHumorvolle Kurzgeschichten, die gängige Harry-Potter-Klischees auf die Schippe nehmen. Severus und Harry führen ein seltsames Gespräch über Väter, Söhne, und warum Männer nicht schwanger werden. Übersetzung von 'Fatherhood'Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete22. Liebesopfer und Abendessen reviews... oder: Warum Sasuke seine Fangirls zu Recht fürchtet. Herr und Frau Haruno unterhalten sich über Sakura's Vernarrtheit in einen gewissen Uchiha-Erben.Naruto - Rated: K+ - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Hikaru no Ramen » reviewsWhat if Hikaru'd had a computer at home? What if he had never played Touya? What if he had never become pro? What if he had become a ramen chef instead? This is what Hikaru's life might have been like... 12/20/09: Minor EditHikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 233 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 7-12-09 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete24. Ninja Wedding reviewsAfter their failed wedding, Ranma isn't ready yet to give up on marrying Akane. Then he discovers an add for 'Rent A Ninja'. Will they be able to help him?Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-31-09 - Ranma - Complete25. Castle Games reviewsDuring the annual Castle Games in 1859, Sai and Torajirou meet a strange boy. Crossover HnG / Rurouni Kenshin, oneshotCrossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-25-09 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete26. An Eye for an Eye reviewsA somewhat more literal interpretation of the saying. Not revenge, but with the same result. Grief and dead people. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-08 - Kakashi H. & Rin - Complete27. Two Weeks » reviewsTortured by the Dark Lord, escaped only to be enslaved by a vampire, and terrified out of his wits - What is Draco's perspective on the two weeks he spends in Rahkesh's home? Spin-off to Changes in a Time of War by Miranda FlairgoldHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,177 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-12-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete28. Cat and Mouse reviewsAn insight into the workings of Konoha's most famous interrogation expert - and his relationship with a certain one-eyed Anbu. Ignores plot after timeskip.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-22-08 - Ibiki M. & Kakashi H. - Complete29. More than Six Thousand Years in Space reviews4th in Six Thousand series, follows Six Thousand Years in a Room. A jump into the future and to the edges of immortal psyche. Crossover Hellsing HighlanderCrossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-21-08 - Methos & Alucard - Complete30. Growing Pains » reviewsWhat kind of puberty does a demi-Saiyan have? Surely not an easy one. And what does a half-robot, half woman live for? NOT a G18 romance. WARNINGS: very dark, physical violence, and implicit rape *Finally COMPLETE*Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,828 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 4-15-05 - Gohan & Android 18 - Complete31. Time Travel for Beginners reviewsTime-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn't easy. What if something went wrong?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 6-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete32. Ninja Business reviewsThis is what happens when Ninja open their own business... xoverNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. A New Mission reviewsCrackfic about Marco, i. e. Lucci in drag, and Lucci in drag. Spawned by several other Marco-fics on LiveJournal. Implied KakuLucciOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-08 - Lucci & Kaku - Complete34. How the Cat got in the Hat » reviewsA small story about how Yoruichi got her transformation abilities. After all, no other shinigami can change forms into an animal.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-30-08 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete35. A Trip to Hell reviewsA short impression at the moment when the expression Hell on Earth becomes literal during Crown of ShadowsColdfire Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete36. Of Phoodrans and Hogwumps reviewsLuna Lovegood and the Last Horcrux: a story from a slightly different perspective. Ignores DH. Very dark. And insane. That is Luna we're talking about.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete37. Six Thousand Years in a Room reviews3rd in 6000series, follows 'On a Plane'. General insanity in HellsingMansion. Crossover Hellsing HighlanderCrossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-8-07 - Methos & Alucard - Complete38. Six Thousand Years on a Plane reviewsSecond in the 'Six Thousand Years' series, follows 'Six Thousand Years in a Bar'. Ten years after their chance encounter, they meet once again still by chance? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-23-07 - Methos & Alucard - Complete39. Six Thousand Years in a Bar reviewsA chance meeting in a bar. An interesting discussion. Who will come out alive? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-23-06 - Methos & Alucard - Complete40. Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations reviews... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-16-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete41. What Might Be » reviewsKyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 4-3-06 - Published: 3-30-06 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete42. Rebirth » reviewsVegeta manages to escape from the reign of Furiza and lands on earth. There, he finds his soulmate AU about BV WARNINGS: heavy cussing, explicit violence, graphic rape, hinted yaoi, and lemmonDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,444 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 4-17-03 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete43. The Day He Became Famous reviewsThe day the 4th Hokage died - from a somewhat unusual perspective. Slight crossover with GW and YYH, but not necessary to know them.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-10-06 - Minato N. & Kakashi H. - Complete44. Der Panther reviewsAn old man is looking back on his life, wondering why he has survived until now. Inspired by a poem by Rilke with the same title. Warnings: Might want to keep kleenex handyGundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-05 - Wufei C. - Complete45. Being Normal reviewsWritten for MediaMiner's Summer Stars contest. An exercise to see if you can turn the given elements shooting star, kiss on bridge under stars, water fight into a serious, nonfluff story. now uncut versionGundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-05 - Wufei C. & Heero Y. - Complete46. Blinking reviewsOriginally intended for 'Evil Spring Contest', but the story got too long, and although there are ghosts, they aren't necessarily evil.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-24-05 - Duo M. & Heero Y. - Complete47. Mary reviewsIn Endless Waltz, Heero remembers a little girl that died when one of his missions had gone bad. This is a story of what had happened back then.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-05 - Heero Y. - Complete48. High School Acquaintance reviewsIn high school, many different people meet, forming bonds of all kinds. Twelve years after high school, a system admin of a software company is forced to face one of those bonds.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-2-05 - Heero Y. & Duo M. - Complete49. New Life reviewsAfter the Eve-wars, the Gundam pilots were tried and found guilty of murder in several thousand cases. The sentence: death-penalty. Four are already gone. This is the story of the last one. -Complete-Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-17-04 - Heero Y. & Wufei C. - Complete50. Beginning » reviewsThis is a very dark fanfic centered around Gohan 2 years after the Cell games. Warning: don't read this if you don't like hinted rape, torture, or a lot of violence! Finally complete bonus chapter addedDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,069 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-25-03 - Published: 2-17-03 - Gohan & Gohan - Complete
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