| Sakiku |
Author has written 32 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Gundam Wing/AC, Naruto, Highlander, Harry Potter, Coldfire Trilogy, Bleach, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin, Hikaru no Go, Ranma, and Hellsing. Biographies are overrated! There are other ways to leave an impression... On MediaMiner.org, there are further stories whose ratings are too high to be allowed here (Devil And Demon, Edge of the Blade), same pen-name once again. I've also tried my hand at fan-art - if you're interested, it's here. I'll leave some plot-bunnies that have been hopping around in my brain. They're driving me insane, but I just don't have the time to take care of them all. Some of them are stories I'm working on (eternal first chapters that probably will never get finished), but feel free to adopt them, as many as you want! Judging by the level of detail, you probably can already tell which bunnies I've been thinking about a lot... Bleach: - After the Winter War, Ichigo resigned from his Shinigami duty (or was thrown out / thought to be dead / whatever). He broke off all contact and disappeared into the living world, where he lived out the rest of his life. After dying at a ripe age, he wakes up in Rukongai, but he still doesn't want to have anything to do with Seireitei. So he disguises himself, but sadly can't hide his reiatsu completely. As a result, he is found by patroling shinigami and drafted into Shinigami academy. There, he struggles with trying to hide his power and identity, which increasingly important shinigami start to find out. Gundam Wing A/C: - It's ca. 250AC. A group of youths harrass an old chinese man (who might be disabled or disfigured or someting). They taunt him, throw their trash into his garden, spray graffitti on his walls, etc. The old man (who coincidentally is the last of the Gundam Pilots, and who somehow always turns out to be Wufei in my imagination) is too tired and depressed (and maybe disabled) to say anything; he only endures with a sad look. Then, the youths (who are still in high school) get the task in history class to go around their neighborhood and interview at least 10 elderly people on their memories of the Gundam War. As a joke, the youths go to the old man. They get a lot more than bargained for... Harry Potter: - Ignores DH, perhaps even HBP. The reason why there are no animagi that change into magical animals: That is a misnomer. There are indeed some wizards whose animagus form is magical, but every single one of them who has transformed, has lost his mind to the magical animal. In fact, there is a theory that about a quarter of the magical animals out there are actually animagi that have lost their minds. Now, Harry Potter is sent by his aunt to go shopping, but the grocery list turns out to be a port-key planted by death-eaters. In his struggle to survive, Harry's animagus form (a dragon) breaks free, and he escapes. Over the course of a few years, the now wild dragon somehow finds its way to Romania, where some kind of instinct leads him to Charlie. Slowly, Harry Potter's mind wakes again, and in the end, he manages to transform back to being human. With a secret weapon against Voldemort, he once again starts fighting. Hunter x Hunter: - A comparison of the different kinds of madness of Hisoka and Illumi: Illumi lives to deny all pleasure, Hisoka lives solely for pleasure. Kind of like a conflict of Zen Buddhism and Hedonism. Naruto: - Some of the young generation (Rookie 12) being confronted with the non-combat Dark Side of Ninjaness (torture, seduction, assassination). It's their turn to learn the truth from the older generation (maybe ex-ANBU or something), and in that learn just how deadly they can be (come on, all those going-ons in the Naruto-verse seem to me like a big rose-tinted, romance-infused version of what reality probably is like). Shaman King: - Yo is an old man fighting with a deadly disease. Amidamaru stays with him during his suffering, and Yo wants to know why. This results in the general question of why a 400-year-old kick-ass spirit ever agreed to let himself be wielded by a snotty teen-ager-brat. Stargate SG-1: - MiniJack-story. At first, MiniJack thinks about going back to SGC immediately, but quickly comes to the conclusion that none of the personnel will ever treat him right. For them, he will always be a cheap copy of General O'Neill, whose individuality they can't see. As a result, he decides to remember his special-ops-training and vanishes from the surveillance he is under (not without leaving his adult self a notice that the should _not_ look for him). A few changes of hair color, identity, and nationality later, he reappears (only for the reader) in an airforce boot-camp. From there on out, he works his way up (quite a few internal comments about green recruits) until he is once again stationed at Cheyenne Mountain (without anyone recognizing him). Only after managing another heroic feat (like saving the world from aliens - again), he is rediscovered as the clone that vanished 10 years ago. Time has been long enough, and MiniJack has changed enough to finally let them see him as an individual with his on merits. Happy End. Or a small NID-interferrence. Whatever. Xover: - Naruto/HP: A you-scratch-my-back-I'll-scratch-your-back situation. After defeat of Voldemort. Harry's an Auror/Unspeakable who has to deal with a summoned demon (some escaped DE's tried to resurrect Voldemort and got _that_ instead). It devours all magic cast directly on it and most indirect magics, making it stronger with every spell cast against it. It slowly advances towards Hogsmeade and Hogwarts, and it seems unstoppable. Harry (or Hermione) tries a desperate spell that's supposed to give a solution to their problem. The spell gets them in contact with Tsunade, who in turn has tried a desperate seal that's supposed to summon help against an advancing army of Sound, Akatsuki, and Mist. After a bit of negotiation, she agrees to send a squad of ANBU out to check if they can do anything about the demon, and Harry checks out if he can make Konoha a truly hidden village by making it unplottable and placing it under a fidelius charm with the Hokage as secret keeper. They help each other and part in mutual respect. Important: needs to be shown that there's a time for magic and a time for ninja, and that none is better than the other! A New Mission: These are the stories that should be read first (in this order) to actually understand what A New Mission is about: Only Slightly Awkward by sasori_katana Have fun! Six Thousand Series: A series of independent one-shots that nevertheless won't make a lot of sense if you read them out of order. So here they are in the right chronology: Six Thousand Years in a Bar Perhaps there will be one more story, but since I've jumped so far into the future, I consider this series finished.
A spin-off fanfic to Miranda Flairgold's version of Harry Potter (which is a lot cooler and a lot more magical than Rowling's). Here's the link to her two stories that you should read first, in this order (CiaToW is the sequel to ASCaL): A Second Chance at Life If you finish those two in less than 24 hours, you're a speed-reading genius... | |||||||||
1. Liebesopfer und Abendessen... oder: Warum Sasuke seine Fangirls zu Recht fürchtet. Herr und Frau Haruno unterhalten sich über Sakura's Vernarrtheit in einen gewissen Uchiha-Erben.Naruto - Rated: K+ - German - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Published: 10-18-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete2. Vaterschaft reviewsHumorvolle Kurzgeschichten, die gängige Harry-Potter-Klischees auf die Schippe nehmen. Severus und Harry führen ein seltsames Gespräch über Väter, Söhne, und warum Männer nicht schwanger werden. Übersetzung von 'Fatherhood'Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-18-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete3. Hikaru no Ramen » reviewsWhat if Hikaru’d had a computer at home? What if he had never played Touya? What if he had never become pro? What if he had become a ramen chef instead? This is what Hikaru's life might have been like...Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,327 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 7-12-09 - Hikaru S. & Fujiwara no Sai - Complete4. Ninja Wedding reviewsAfter their failed wedding, Ranma isn’t ready yet to give up on marrying Akane. Then he discovers an add for ‘Rent A Ninja’. Will they be able to help him?Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-31-09 - Ranma - Complete5. Castle Games reviewsDuring the annual Castle Games in 1859, Sai and Torajirou meet a strange boy. Crossover HnG / Rurouni Kenshin, oneshotCrossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-25-09 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete6. Fatherhood » reviewsSnape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 6-26-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete7. An Eye for an Eye reviewsA somewhat more literal interpretation of the saying. Not revenge, but with the same result. Grief and dead people. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-08 - Kakashi H. & Rin - Complete8. Two Weeks » reviewsTortured by the Dark Lord, escaped only to be enslaved by a vampire, and terrified out of his wits - What is Draco's perspective on the two weeks he spends in Rahkesh's home? Spin-off to Changes in a Time of War by Miranda FlairgoldHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,247 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-12-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete9. Tales of AlmostNinjas » reviewsWhat would someone think of the whole ninja-business if they failed where others succeeded? Different one-shots from different perspectives.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-22-0810. Cat and Mouse reviewsAn insight into the workings of Konoha's most famous interrogation expert - and his relationship with a certain one-eyed Anbu. Ignores plot after timeskip.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-08 - Ibiki M. & Kakashi H. - Complete11. More than Six Thousand Years in Space reviews4th in Six Thousand series, follows Six Thousand Years in a Room. A jump into the future and to the edges of immortal psyche. Crossover Hellsing HighlanderCrossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-21-08 - Methos & Alucard - Complete12. Growing Pains » reviewsWhat kind of puberty does a demi-Saiyan have? Surely not an easy one. And what does a half-robot, half woman live for? NOT a G18 romance. WARNINGS: very dark, physical violence, and implicit rape *Finally COMPLETE*Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 4-15-05 - Gohan & Android 16 - Complete13. Time Travel for Beginners reviewsTime-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete14. Ninja Business reviewsThis is what happens when Ninja open their own business... xoverNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. A New Mission reviewsCrackfic about Marco, i. e. Lucci in drag, and Lucci in drag. Spawned by several other Marco-fics on LiveJournal. Implied KakuLucciOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-08 - Lucci & Kaku - Complete16. How the Cat got in the Hat » reviewsA small story about how Yoruichi got her transformation abilities. After all, no other shinigami can change forms into an animal.Bleach - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-30-08 - Yoruichi S. & K. Urahara - Complete17. A Trip to Hell reviewsA short impression at the moment when the expression Hell on Earth becomes literal during Crown of ShadowsColdfire Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-07 - Complete18. Of Phoodrans and Hogwumps reviewsLuna Lovegood and the Last Horcrux: a story from a slightly different perspective. Ignores DH. Very dark. And insane. That is Luna we're talking about.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete19. Six Thousand Years in a Room reviews3rd in 6000series, follows 'On a Plane'. General insanity in HellsingMansion. Crossover Hellsing HighlanderCrossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-07 - Methos & Alucard - Complete20. Six Thousand Years on a Plane reviewsSecond in the 'Six Thousand Years' series, follows 'Six Thousand Years in a Bar'. Ten years after their chance encounter, they meet once again still by chance? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-23-07 - Methos & Alucard - Complete21. Six Thousand Years in a Bar reviewsA chance meeting in a bar. An interesting discussion. Who will come out alive? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-23-06 - Methos & Alucard - Complete22. Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations reviews... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-16-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. What Might Be » reviewsKyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 4-3-06 - Published: 3-30-06 - Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete24. Rebirth » reviewsVegeta manages to escape from the reign of Furiza and lands on earth. There, he finds his soulmate AU about BV WARNINGS: heavy cussing, explicit violence, graphic rape, hinted yaoi, and lemmonDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,349 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 4-17-03 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete25. The Day He Became Famous reviewsThe day the 4th Hokage died - from a somewhat unusual perspective. Slight crossover with GW and YYH, but not necessary to know them.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-10-06 - Minato N. & Kakashi H. - Complete26. Der Panther reviewsAn old man is looking back on his life, wondering why he has survived until now. Inspired by a poem by Rilke with the same title. Warnings: Might want to keep kleenex handyGundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-05 - Wufei C. - Complete27. Being Normal reviewsWritten for MediaMiner's Summer Stars contest. An exercise to see if you can turn the given elements shooting star, kiss on bridge under stars, water fight into a serious, nonfluff story. now uncut versionGundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-05 - Wufei C. & Heero Y. - Complete28. Blinking reviewsOriginally intended for 'Evil Spring Contest', but the story got too long, and although there are ghosts, they aren't necessarily evil.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-24-05 - Duo M. & Heero Y. - Complete29. Mary reviewsIn Endless Waltz, Heero remembers a little girl that died when one of his missions had gone bad. This is a story of what had happened back then.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-05 - Heero Y. - Complete30. High School Acquaintance reviewsIn high school, many different people meet, forming bonds of all kinds. Twelve years after high school, a system admin of a software company is forced to face one of those bonds.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-05 - Heero Y. & Duo M. - Complete31. New Life reviewsAfter the Eve-wars, the Gundam pilots were tried and found guilty of murder in several thousand cases. The sentence: death-penalty. Four are already gone. This is the story of the last one. -Complete-Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-04 - Heero Y. & Wufei C. - Complete32. Beginning » reviewsThis is a very dark fanfic centered around Gohan 2 years after the Cell games. Warning: don't read this if you don't like hinted rape, torture, or a lot of violence! Finally complete bonus chapter addedDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,551 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-25-03 - Published: 2-17-03 - Gohan & Gohan - Complete