Author has written 2 stories for Silmarillion, and Lord of the Rings.
There was this fellow in the hall. He told me, "You are Italian! You're of the mafia!" I answered, "No, it's not right to think that every Italian is of the mafia." But he insisted, he kept on saying I was of the mafia. So I had him murdered.
15th April 2004
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