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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Bloody Roar, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Artemis Fowl. Call me Amira-san, or just Amira. Why? It's an anagram of my real name. But my real name won't be easily found out since I took random letters from my twenty-letter-or-more long name and fixed it into a coherent (or at least understandable) name. About me: I like a lot of things. I hate a lot of things. I both Like and Hate a lot of things. And to scar you for life: The 'movie' PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is not a movie, it's a film discovered years ago. And you don't know, Katie's probably watching you now...you know, the girl that was possessed...by something. And killed her boyfriend. THAT Katie. Nah, just kidding. I'm not even sure if it is real, though it may be. I am not sure. Though I will tell you this: when you wake up at 2-3 in the morning, there is an 85% chance that someone is watching you. I'm not trying to scare the crap out of you, like I said, 85%, not 100% chance. Err...I'm currently in the Reborn! fandom right now, though I still read some Artemis Fowl and Naruto, though that's only at some times, not always. Usually when I see something that catches my interest. The thing I absolutely loathe in ffnet: Mary Sue/OC x Canon No, there will never be another person that will be perfect, like 'I have a fucking unicorn that shoots lasers and I am also fucking immune to every fucking thing thrown at me.' Hate it. Absolutely hate it. I avoid it like a plague. OCs are not for pairings. In my opinion, OCs and Mary Sues are just the fantasies of those mentally disturbed authors! I don't care how nice and pretty your OC/Mary Sue is! They are all just twisted and perfect versions of you! If you do this...I don't know anymore. There are way too many already. It makes me sick. Well, I don't hate a story if an OC is one of the main characters, but if the OC outshines the canon character (e.g., very, very pretty, super powerful, perfect body, has a secret that changes the whole fucking world, is a half-breed of the most powerful and ancient being in the planet, etc.), I'm officially putting it in the Sue corner. And if an OC is shipped with a canon character, I immediately think that it's just an author fulfilling his/her fantasy of the person that will never exist. Ever. Well, unless that certain OC/Mary Sue x Canon character is a crackfic, of course. About updates: Summer's coming and I guess that even though authors have time on our hands, loads of us are procrastinators, so my updates will still be irregular. I'll update if I'm in the mood. Sorry for who were expecting fast updates, but I get seriously lazy in summer. But don't expect my stories to be discontinued. I don't discontinue, even if I don't feel the story anymore. I just stop writing first and when I think of something for it, I write it down and update the story. Favorite Quotes: “Ciaossu!” Reborn(KHR!) “Dattebayo!” Naruto Uzumaki | |||||||
1. Haruno Sakuto reviewsCrack-ish Seme!Male!Saku x All; Drabbles/Oneshots on events that might happen if Sakura was a guy. Drabble 1: In which Haruno Sakura is Haruno Sakuto, Yamanaka Ino is drooling over the guy, and she afterwards find out that he swings the other way. Male!SakuIno-ishNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-13 - Sakura H.2. Sette Fiamme Accademia » reviewsIn a school where you are a no-good, you would usually want attention, right? Her singing and her secrets got her some. And stalkers. Loads of 'em. This is annoying. Most especially in a school filled with flame wielders. I wonder how long it takes before the school burns. ALLfem!27; Slightly Dark!Tsuna; AUKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,697 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 12-7-12 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.3. Bloody Land » reviewsEveryone's mad here. 'Here' is a world of the Lux and Tenebrae; a twisted version of Wonderland conjured up by the imaginations of the strong minds, a world where Hibari and Reborn managed to enter. A good thing they were more powerful than average, or their first encounter might have ripped them to shreds. 27R, 2718; 27All; Seme!27; Kind of darkKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,743 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-4-13 - Published: 1-19-13 - Adult Reborn & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.4. Demonic Angel reviewsEven from the start, Mukuro knew that he was alone and forever will be. That was until he met the little boy during his third state of Hell, and the girl from the fifth. Most especially when he met Sawada Tsunayoshi, which was the reincarnation of the two. "I kind of think that you're an angel. Well, a demonic angel, but an angel nonetheless." 6927Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-18-13 - Mukuro R. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete5. Suicidal reviewsNo one knew it, not even Reborn, but the trio was close to one another because of suicide. 592780 friendship; not yaoi, implied shounen aiKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-13 - H. Gokudera & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete6. I love you reviewsHibari hated those words. He knew that if they were said, there was always a chance of the pain of rejection. But, he knew that he had to tell her one day before he may never see her again. 18Fem!27 drabbleKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-13 - K. Hibari & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete7. Russian Roulette, anyone? reviewsFor not participating for a Christmas event held in Konoha, the guys of Naruto get to play a game. It involves a gun and a flashback of a certain Uchiha eating a butterfly when he was stupid. No pairingsNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-12 - Naruto U. - Complete8. Splinter reviewsIn which Artemis gets a splinter, Butler is hysterical, and Holly has to spend the whole week with a sulking and overprotective Butler. No pairingsArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-7-12 - Butler & Artemis F. - Complete9. A Greeting from the Future reviewsLambo came to school in order to exterminate Reborn. Crying, due to failed attempts, he accidentally shot Tsuna with the Ten-Year Bazooka. What will happen? Guns. Guns, tonfas and dodging, that's what. Slight 1827/2718Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-3-12 - K. Hibari & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete10. A Set-up date with a Herbivore reviewsThey never expected their first date to be filled with matchmaking tutors, overly-protective right-hand men, assassins, a strict prefect, and a shy Boss-to-be of the strongest Mafia family in the world. But then again, no one expects that on their first date. 18Fem!27; rated for Gokudera's mouth; AUKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-29-12 - K. Hibari & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete11. My Neighbor » reviewsWhen I was 6, we had new neighbors. When I was 12, I met a vampire who saved my life. When I was 16, that vampire killed my parents. I want to know who she is, and kill her. AU; SasuSaku in future chaptersNaruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-9-12 - Published: 9-8-12 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete12. How He Confessed reviewsHello, my name is Kenji Ohgami and I'm going to confess to the one and only, Uriko Nonomura.Bloody Roar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-12 - Kenji & Uriko - Complete13. Itchy Itchy Paradise reviewsThey thought it could kill, which turns out to be Sakura-chan's friend's clip. They were dumbfounded.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-23-12 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Coffee Confession reviewsPein gets hyper from coffee and accidentally confesses to Konan. How will she react?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-12 - Pain/Pein & Konan - Complete15. Flaws reviews"I don't have flaws, you're so annoying." Sure you don't Sasuke... sure you don't. Implied SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-12 - Sasuke U. - Complete16. Of puppets and clay freaks reviewsSasori and Deidara, after getting back from a mission, has been acting weird as they got back from a mission. Akatsuki members, mostly Hidan, tries to find out what happened. Though that did result to his head getting into a toilet. Gross. Short oneshot; SasoDei; kind of like a sequel to Magnets.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-11 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
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