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Author has written 50 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Black and White, Slayers, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto. About Me Age: 26 Birthday: October 26 Height: 5' 6" Nationality: Bahamian I like: martial arts, music, anime, action/adventure and comedy movies, good food, traveling, video games, computers, designing web pages, photography, and prestidigitation (look it up!). I don't like: most beers, white onions, my job, paranoid, rude, hypocritical, and pompous people, thieves, politicians (did I just repeat myself? meh), fashion, beauty magazines, romantic movies and novels, being carded at restaurants and bars, being mistaken for a guy (I'm lookin' at you guy from Otakon 2007), and the security guards that keep hitting on me. Favorite anime: Gundam Wing, Slayers (NEXT and TRY not so much), Ghost in the Shell (the movie and the series), Tokyo Undergound, Black Magic: M66, Excel Saga, Bobobo-bobo-bobo (or however it's spelled), Love Hina,Tenjho Tenge, Desert Punk, Air Master, Basquach, Lucky Star. Favorite manga: Naruto, Dragon Knights, No Need for Tenchi, Ranma 1/2, Air Gear, Soul Eater, Black Lagoon, Hunter x Hunter, Mr. Fullswing, 07 Ghost Favorite web comics: MegaTokyo, Bob and George, 8-bit Theatre, Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire, El Goonish Shive, Sinfest About my writing I write humour, parodies, songfics, and the occasional adventure story. I started out writing solely in the Gundam Wing section with a few stories in the Black & White section and one or two in others. Lately I've been concentrating on the Naruto series which I'm really enjoying writing for. I don't write romance and every time somebody asks me about pairings in a story it annoys the heck out of me. I don't mind suggestions as to what could happen next (because sometimes I get stuck for ideas) or story ideas, but I draw the line at people telling me that I should write a part where such and such falls in love with so and so because quite frankly I don't care about that sort of thing. My only concern is getting the story itself written as it is. If I decide to write a funny story I write a funny story, if I decide to write a tragedy I'll write a tragedy.I don't care if two, three, or a hundred people fall in love in the process, if the overall point wasn't to follow the growing romantic relationships of those people then it's nothing but filler. Events in a great story should flow so that each part connects seamlessly not just for the sake of it happening. I'm not there yet but I do my best. | |||||||||||
1. Shinobi's Guide 2: Bored Teenagers » reviewsThe crack is back!Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 7-10-092. Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles » reviewsWe've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else! Fight, fight, fight!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,781 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 6-30-073. Where the Hell Are We Now! » reviewsThree friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 104,004 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete4. Yellow Flash reviewsHas it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-12-09 - Minato N. - Complete5. The Shinobi's Guide to Politricks » reviewsNinth and final shinobi's guide. Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are running for Genin of the Year! However, navigating the ninja political arena will prove to be more difficult than taking food from Chouji!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,129 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete6. The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai » reviewsThe crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete7. Cliff Notes for Ninjas » reviewsA series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 9-1-068. Ninja Amnesty Week reviewsThis is a song parody of Tom Lehrer's National Brotherhood Week song. Yeah, I don't know what that is either.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-8-06 - Complete9. The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu » reviewsPut away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 9-5-06 - Complete10. The Shinobi's Guide to Training » reviewsIt's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hintNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete11. The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms » reviewsThe fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,817 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 6-29-06 - Published: 3-14-06 - Complete12. Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer reviewsThe Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-10-06 - Complete13. Cain Slew Abel reviewsA bit of speculation on my part as to how Orochimaru got his sword, Kusinagi. It's short and it's not my usual humourous fare. Read if you so desire.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-06 - Orochimaru - Complete14. The Shinobi's Guide to Drama » reviewsKonoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth GuideNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 3-3-06 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete15. The Konoha Conga reviewsIt had to be done. This is practically the only genre left without a Copacabana parody in it. I'm only doing my duty! Don't hit me!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-06 - Complete16. The Shinobi's Guide to Camping » reviewsThis story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 11-30-05 - Complete17. The Shinobi's Guide to Television » reviewsIt's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second GuideNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete18. The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo » reviewsNaruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the seriesNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-6-05 - Complete19. Ode to the Uchihas reviewsThis is a little demented parody of Ode to the Blazes. Better summary inside.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-05 - Complete20. It Could Only End in Tragedy reviewsThe young shinobi mourn the passing of...well it's nobody you'd ever expect that's for sure. It's very short and I guarantee it's nobody you'd ever expect.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-14-05 - Complete21. Tank Police Division 195 » reviewssinging It is finished... The battle is over....Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,183 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-2-04 - Published: 8-11-02 - Complete22. Alas Poor Trowa reviewsThis is one of my farewell fics. The semisequel to Post Mortem Ceremony, it's Trowa's funeral!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-04 - Complete23. Watch Out for Egyptians reviewsThe formatting is a little screwed up but I think it's legible. This is a parody of Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-25-04 - Complete24. Crappy Valentine's Day reviewsSemisequel to Crappy New Year. Heero tells of the tale of the Valentine's Daysaster.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-04 - Heero Y. - Complete25. Silvermask » reviewsThe final scenes of the Bond movie run amok! I think it's a little anticlimatic but oh well...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-19-03 - Published: 8-31-03 - Heero Y. & Zechs M. - Complete26. When Pilots Come Marching Home reviewsI have no excuse for this except that this is my mother's fault for getting me started with the first verse, curse you mommy!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-28-03 - Complete27. Post Mortem Ceremony reviewsWe are gathered here to mourn the passing of one Chang Wufei...HEY! You in the back! Stop laughing this is a serious occasion! Okay...so I lied...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-20-03 - Wufei C. - Complete28. Dog Days of Duo reviewsTotally random snapshot fanfic. Examines three typical Duo moments using dog haikus.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-03 - Duo M. - Complete29. Bakura and the Big, Fat, Ugly, Boston Terrier reviewsErrr...how to explain this... Bakura Yami Bakura to you dub monkeys a mutant Boston Terrier sillinessYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-03 - Complete30. Crappy New Year reviewsA recount of Relena's fateful New Year's party, as told from Trowa's point of view. Oneshot.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-03 - Trowa B./No-Name - Complete31. MS List in Approximately One Minute and 40 Seconds reviewsHow many of you know the Can Can? Good, then singing this song parody shouldn't be too hard then...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-02 - Complete32. Disorder in the Court reviewsIt's the case of Lina vs Martina, with Xellos as the judge. Only Lsama knows what kind of insanity this will lead to...Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-02 - Complete33. World's Oldest Terrorist Cat reviewsSome of you are probably looking at the title and going What the France has she been smoking?. Presenting the all too brief tale of Heero's misadventures with El Gato.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-02 - Complete34. When Bogeymen Attack » reviewsThe final installment Bogeymen in Space. A shuttle disappears on its way to L3 and the only clue is strange, orange goop. And where the hell is Duo!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-12-02 - Published: 1-24-02 - Complete35. Nothing to Do and All Eternity to Do It reviewsPG because of one curse. This has almost nothing to do with the GW characters. The story revolves around their dead relatives and what they might have been doing during the war.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-02 - Complete36. Night of the Cow reviewsIt's not scary horror it's more like Scary Movie horror [i.e. mockery of conventional horror movies]. I had this posted on another site and figured I'd bring it over. Rated PG13 for language it has Relena bashing, cow bashing, and minor bashing of otheGundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-22-02 - Complete37. Hokey Pokey Gundam Style Revisited! Oz Version reviewsI don't know why I'm doing another one of these after all this time...oh well... This is the Oz version to my other Hokey Pokey parody. Read that one first if you haven't already.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-02 - Complete38. Fun with Dick and Jane » reviewsThis is a parody of a very annoying book for children learning to read. I thought it could use a rewrite and this is what I came up with. Plot hole explained, Relena dies.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-10-01 - Published: 12-7-0139. UFPM Unidentified Flying Processed Meat reviewsThere really ought to be a category for plain stupidity, but anyway... this is a Spamfic in the truest sense. I honestly don't know how to describe it except that it involves Relena and spam. Warning: Relena bashing.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-6-01 - Complete40. Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear reviewsCrossdressing. That's all there is to it. There is no way to summarize this fic any more than that.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-9-01 - Complete41. Freak Flying Cow reviewsIt's very short but I like it. This is why villagers should look up when they go out walking.Black and White - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-16-01 - Complete42. The Quat Came Back reviewsIn celebration of over 500 reviews I wrote this little song parody. For those of you who REALLY like Quatre, don't kill me when you read it or just don't read and save yourself the aggrivation. Everyone else, enoy!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-01 - Complete43. Stupid Cow reviewsRated PG13 for cussing. This is just a little thing I thought about while I was playing the game. Some of this stuff actually did happen when I had played the cow, the rest I made up. R & R please!Black and White - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 6-10-01 - Complete44. Rock 'n' Roll! reviewsThe safehouse is empty when three of the Gundam pilots are out shopping. There is only one thing you can do in that situation....DANCE!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-27-01 - Complete45. The Adventures of HYPER MAN! reviewsThis is the most pathetic piece of humor ever! And I wrote it AAAAAAAGHH!!!!!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-0146. Hokey Pokey Gundam Style! reviewsIs a summary really neccessary, I mean look at the title! Anyhow, read and review.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-5-01 - Complete47. Uno, Dos, Treize reviewsFollows events in The Hunt for Mrs Freshley's Gem Donuts drool but it's not a sequel in the purest sense. Anyway, Treize is causing trouble in Mexico...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-01 - Complete48. The Hunt for Mrs Freshley's Gem Donuts drool reviewsThe Gundam Boys are out of powdered donuts! Oh the humanity! OOCness and Treize bashing ahead Also included in this fic...will the GBoys get their revenge on the malicious fanfic author?Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-2-01 - Complete49. Kaosu Akihabara Sequel to Minna de WAHAHA! » reviewsLike the title says it's the sequel. Gundam Pilots get their revenge on the girls. Read the Minna de WAHAHA! to find out exactly why.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 1-19-01 - Complete50. Minna de WAHAHA! reviewsSongfic featuring Minna de WAHAHA by Tokio. Drunken Gboys, spying Ggirls, and brief yodeling! Absolute fluff piece.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-17-01 - Complete
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