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| Herrmitts |
Author has written 9 stories for Hellsing. - Lieutenant-Colonel Sir Geoffrey Hellsing speaking at Hedge Manor (Station HF), 1942 Mr. Mitts : Purveyor of mediocre art-house fanfiction for Hellsing and probably more series, when he bothers to get around to it. Out of the game for nearly two years; doesn't really want to get back into it. Rather more interested in trying his arm and groin at pumping out ropey strands of literary mucus, preferably all over your face. Otherwise known as bookkake. Enjoy. | |||||||||
1. Celestial Shadow Gatekeeper HELLSING: The TV reviewsAn unfinished foray into short fukus, mystic wands-of-power, twinkly-hearts, familiars, and the emo-drama of High School teen-angst. Originally, anyway. It lacks all of those AND MORE! Including a plot or even a chapter ending. Woe betide, reader! Woe!Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-08 - Integra - Complete2. And The Star It Doth Swing Low reviewsAU. Welcome to the Hellsing that never was, but could have been. Welcome to the Hellsing Bureau: they're all that stand between y'all and the Creatures of the Darkness. And not just the escaped 'uns.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-063. With Furious Wings reviewsIf any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied...Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-12-06 - Complete4. Fantasy, Shut Your Mouth reviewsIntegra and Seras journey into the mouth of madness to battle remorseless Tolkein pastiches and parodies, harangue pointyeared freaks, and leave Pip to get all the best lines. Quite possibly the worst story you've read this year or your money backHellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-27-055. Der Lebendtoten reviewsThere are far worse fates than death in this world, as two Nazi Millennium Projekt translators begin to discover, high in the German mountains... Vaguely Hellsing written as a LovecraftHellsing crossover challengeHellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-05 - Complete6. Cut From The Same Cloth reviewsHoly Order Iscariot: Section XIII tells it like it is... In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Now pass the ammunition.Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-8-04 - Complete7. We, Her Majesty's Prisoners reviews... nine millimetre pension plan ...Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-17-04 - Complete8. The Last Charge of Their Fearsome Red Dragon » reviewsThe August of 1942; as America mobilises and Russia falls - in Europe Britain stands alone. The last charge of Hellsing's Draig Goch draws near... (For The First Time Complete And Unabridged! Now a Major Motion Picture!)Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,556 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 11-23-03 - Complete9. Die Schachfiguren reviewsIt is sometimes hard to discern who is more monstrous the one by choice or the one by order. And sometimes harder to decide which is which. A young knight with bloodstained hands. An ageless vampire driven for perverse thrills. MangaBased WxRHellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-31-03 - Complete
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