Current Status: 3/26/13 - IT'S SPRING BREAK! And as stated, within the words is the word, "Break" which means doing nothing and just relaxing! Ohohohoo

Intro: ... HI. My name is Psychic Dash. It's named after my awesome neopet. 'Dash' is from 'Rainbow Dash', and 'Psychic' is from PP in the mother series. Anyways, I ship lots of things, but my forever OTP is NessXLucas.

... MY OTHER OTP IS NESSXCLAUS. AND I PROBABLY LOVE THEM LIKE I LOVE NESSXLUCAS.

Plans for future stories (I'll get to them... LATER!):

Be Mine (NessXClaus). Rated M. Genre: Romance

Ness has been in love with Claus ever since they met. However, when Ness shows Claus his love in a rather blunt way, Claus has no idea how to react. Will he accept Ness' feelings? Or will he reject them completely? That is... can he?

Hunter (NessXLucas). Rated T (might be M). Genre: Romance/Tragedy

Ness has a tragic tale. One about a hunter's. Ever since he decided to follow in his dad's footsteps of a hunter, he started becoming more and more blood thirsty. Will that affect him in a good or bad way? And what will happen when the love of his life steps into his point of view?

Haunted Mansion (Ness/TL/Lucas) Rated K. Genre: Humor/Friendship

Requested by DarkForestWolf (an awesome person)! Sorry for not getting to it any earlier, but... you know, I never gave it up!

TL, Ness, and Lucas go out trick-or-treating! But what happens when TL decides to go off into a haunted mansion even though Lucas and Ness warn him not to?

(Well peeps, here's what I've been thinking up so far! The stories' plots are still in the works!)

Soooooo... I've been checking out other people's profiles (lol, LLB's profile), and I see them giving REASONS as to why they favorite certain authors. Therefore, I shall do that too, so my favorite authors could see what's so AWESOME about them!

Link's Little Brother (FAVORITE PERSON ON FF): Thank you, just- THANK YOU FOR BEING A COOL FRIEND! It's hard for me to be blunt about things, but here I go. Thanks for being a good friend and supporter on ff! You're simply amazing and I'd literally give anything to meet you in real life. I have a feeling we'd be great friends (if I don't annoy the heck out of you)! It's like if I'm in a problem, I can talk to you about it and such. You have an amazing, no, PERFECT personality. Whatever is on your list of goals, you can set your mind to it and achieve it. It's adoring. *hugs you* YOU ALSO WRITE GREAT STORIES AND I HOPE YOU'LL STAY ON THIS SITE!

LordLenne: Dude, you're my role-model. Everything about you is AWESOME! Your sweetness, your romanticness, y-your *gesturing towards all of you* YOUR GAYNESS! NOW I LUV THAT MOST ABOUT YA! You write flawless stories on NessXLucas, and are the main person who got me into shipping it. And since the day I shipped NessXLucas, I got happier. Just... thanks. I appreciate it, dude.

iBTS: WE MEET AGAIN... awesome author that stopped writing fanfiction because you moved on. Y-You haven't updated since last year... *CRIEEEESSSS* I'll keep you on my favorite author's list...

Green SwordsGirl: YOU'RE FUNNY! Your stories always make me giggle/smile. I like how you fill in the humor part of the SSBB archive. You seem to be a HUGE fan of Big Time Rush and Toon Link. So from now on, whenever I think about BTR or TL, I'll think of you. No homo.

PKFlash: Oooooh! I always thought your stories were EXCITING! The plots are great and I wish my mind could formulate such titillating fics!

The Great Chicken Miasma: I love your pen name. B-But that's not the only thing! You write cool and interesting stories that are very long! *eye strain* NOT THAT I MIND! I LOVE IT!!

Starzzu: I'll be honest. You are the most fangirlly fangirl I have EVER MET. You have freaking watched/read a whole series on what you love and EXPRESS IT LIKE IT'S A BAGEL. You have Doctor Who socks and some other shit that just makes you look even more fangirlly! I LOVE THAT. I LOVE YOU. OMG!

Inorizushi: You're a really cool person! And your stories are A-plus my friend, A-PLUS! You remind me of Lucas a lot and in all honesty, you're interesting. You seem calm and sweet, the two things I can't be XD I want to be like that someday, and maybe people would like me more and I'd be more socially accepted. You're kind of like another role-model. :)

Ships that I will never let drown: (not in order of importance) I ship yaoi. I ship yuri. I DON'T SHIP HETERO...because it freaks me out. I will only ship it if the two absolutely, positively belongs together! Other than that, ALL THE HOMO!

SSBB: Ness/Lucas, Toon Link/Lucas, Ness/Toon Link, Marth/Ike, Link/Zelda, Dark Pit/Light Pit etc.

Hetalia: America/England, Sweden/Finland, Russia/China, Italy/Germany, Spain/Romano etc.

Mother Series: Ness/Lucas, Claus/Lucas, Lucas/Claus, Fuel/Lucas, Ness/Jeff, Jeff/Tony, Ness/Claus, Claus/Ness, Claus/Ninten etc.

South Park: Stan/Kyle, Cartman/Kyle, Craig/Tweek, Damian/Pip etc.

I'll say it and I'll say it now.

SHOTACOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! *spasms*

Things about me:

I like to surf... the internet.

My favorite game in the whole wide world is SSBB and I play as a blue Ness. (Whenever I go against Lucas, I get excited, but when I end up losing, I get sad because Ness is supposed to be seme XD) HOWEVEERRR... I like the Mother Series too! So these are the two games that I love a lot. A lot. I'm also familiar with the Legend of Zelda series and I like them too! But don't hate me for saying it's a very, very, very, close second to the two games I love the most.

For SSBB, I also play Toon Link and Lucas. But I'm just, HORRIBLE at playing Lucas. I dunno why! I try though, I try. Ness, TL, and Lucas are the three boys I enjoy playing with a lot, so that's why I star them in most of my stories :D

My favorite food are hamburgers/cheeseburgers.

My toothbrush is green.

The fandoms I am in are: SSBB, Hetalia, Earthbound/Mother 3

I love looking at pieces of paper.

I ship ALL the things! And I am open to any kind of ship out there! Wait, lemme rephrase that. I ship ALL the things! And I am open to any kind of HOMO ship out there!

I wear a watch on my left hand all the time.

I LOOOOOVE laughing! The thing I like better is making other people laugh, if I can. Laughter is the key to life.

I am female... a straight one. However, I am NOT homophobic. I LOVE gay people! Gay girls, gay guys, you name it! I LOVE ALL OF THEM.

I wear glasses.

For some reason, I like to do chores all the time around my house. ONLY if I have my iPod with me! ...Oh who am I kidding? I still hate chores.

I am Korean. Jk! I'm something else... who knows? Maybe I'm... A PONY. Nah, but seriously, I'm not Korean. I'm a mix of Chinese and Filipino. Born in America. *waves an American flag*

Bands that I like: Super Junior (MR. SIMPLE!)
2NE1 (BABY I'M SO LONELY, LONELY LONELY, LONELY, LONELY!)
SHINee (THE LUCIFFEERRRR!)
Big Bang (WOW, FANTASTIC BABY! DANCE, WOOWOOO)
PS: they are all K-pop bands. :D
*sigh* I promised myself I wouldn't listen to Girl's Generation... but, AH! I can't help it! So I guess they're a band I like too...

Puzzle games ARE MY CALLING.

I LOVE classical music!

Height: (I just measured myself) 4 ft 9 inches. I am freaking PROUD of myself.

I barely take anything seriously. So if I say something mean to another person, there's a VERY high chance that I'm just joking around!

My birthday is on May 29. Therefore, I am a Gemini, and a tiger.

I train in the arts of drawing badly.

My favorite songs come from the Mother Series. They are:
Pollyanna (I Believe In You)
Bein' Friends
We Miss You (this makes me cry EVERY FREAKING TIME... so I purposely skip it on my iPod)
Eight Melodies
Smiles and Tears (*collapses to the floor crying* I purposely skip this one too)
Because I Love You
(They're the songs with the vocal to it. Although, I do love the tune itself)
Oh god... OH GOD. Brb crying...AGAIN.

I am an overreactor. I overreact on everything because I like to. But I don't do it on purpose! I swear.

I am an exaggerator. I exaggerate anything just to make it more awesome. No, I'm not a liar. I'm just a person that believes exaggerated stories are more FUNNER!

I am free tonight, let's go have dinner.

I am suffering from a severe case of ADHD, but to be honest, it's not that bad! Seriously, I think everyone has it.

I am actually not free tonight, I'm sorry.

Oh my GOD have you ever TASTED a red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting?! JESUS CHRIST! At first, I was like "eewwwww" because I HATE red velvet because sometimes I get tricked into thinking it's chocolate but it's not, but the next thing I knew, I tasted it, and it tasted like CHEESE CAKE.

I have clinical depression, and I'm slightly bi-polar. At times, I'm bouncing off the walls like it's nothing, cracking lame puns and jokes, and at other times, I'm just sitting down, hating myself and not wanting to be by anyone. I have a feeling if you PM me regularly, you can sense it. DON'T LET IT GET TO YA!

Things that never fail to make me happy (not in order of importance!):
1. Guessing how Sonic the Hedgehog shippings started.
2. Daydreaming of my OTPs
3. If I play catchy Korean music out in public, and you are willing to dance with me if I asked you.
4. If you understand my stupid, and probably not accurate, referenced jokes. (this makes me ESPECIALLY happy)
FOR EXAMPLE:
Ness, TL, and Lucas: *looking for Lucas' teddy bear in the middle of the woods*
TL: UGH! We'll never find it! *kicks a bush in frustration*
Lucas: C'mon TL. Just a little bit more and we'll- *sees a teddy bear that looks like his, on the ground next to a tree* IS THAT HIM?!
Ness: NOPE! Chuck Testa
Lucas: Aw.
OR,
Ness: *broke his arm*
TL: Woah, what happened dude?
Ness: I touched MC hammer.
Okay, moving on!
5. If you draw me some fanart. It could range from stick figures to advanced realistic drawings, I DON'T CARE. I'll be really, really happy, no matter what.
6. If you said I was good at playing SSBB after I've lost about 5 times to you.
7. If you call me fabulous/awesome. Any other word is just GAY.
8. If you overlook my small grammar mistakes.
9. Calling me funny...
10. HUMOR! HUMOORRRR! HUMMOOROOORORRRRR! *SCREAMS*
11. ...ClubPenguin
12. People/friends on fanfiction.
13. Jokes that are put on popsicle sticks on a popsicle.

Things that never fail to make me sad/mad:
1. School
2. Writing block
3. Insulting my OTP
4. Crumbs on the BED. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
5. If you DON'T understand my referenced joke. I get more mad and sad at myself more than you.
6. DON'T THROW MY FREAKING CAT AT THE WALL DAMMIT!
7. Food shortages (it happens)
8. Saying I suck at playing Ness. Even if I do. (This will seriously make me cry in the bathroom. It has happened.)
9. When a person takes 'ownership' to a game/anime character. And they practically ship themselves with that character. So it kinda pisses them off when another person ships them with someone else.
FOR EXAMPLE:
Me: Oh hey! So I ship Ness with Lucas and I'm going to write a story on th-
Girl: *annoying voice* NO YOU CAN'T! NESS BELONGS TO ME AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: Alright. Calm your shit, bitch. *pissed the hell off*
10. When a person can't take a joke. I can't hang around people like that. Because most of my jokes tend to insult people. But please note when I say it's a JOKE.
11. Paula
12. Cross dressing boys in a doujinshi that looks like a girl, like, really like a girl. *shakes my head*

I really don't have anything to do so right here in this part of my profile, I'm going to add jokes that I've compiled from eating popsicles:

1. What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
- A 14-carrot ring
2. What's the best side of the house to put the porch on?
- The outside
3. What can you steal, and not get in trouble?
- 2nd base
4. Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?
- He stole 2nd base
5. Why does a quarter flip higher than other coins?
- It has an eagle on it
6. Who sleeps with his shoes on?
- A horse

(AAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!! XD This is what I have so far but my dad told me to stop eating all the popsicles and now I'm sad.)

OC that I'll (PROBABLY) never use in my fics... however, she will be there lurking in the shadows, watching your every move. MUAHAHAAHAA! (Made her because I got bored)

Name: Dash
Age: 13 (not my actual age, 13 is just an age I wish I stayed forever)
Gender: Female
Hometown: Dalaam (the place where Poo came from in Earthbound)
Race: Asian

Stuff about her

Family: Mom and Dad are great masters that trained in the arts of kung fu. Her brother and sister are being trained by their mom and dad, in their quest to become great masters like their parents, so they can take their place. However, only the first two born can be trained, and being the third born, Dash wasn't able to become a great kung fu master. It was only the law.
Dash's Story: Being unable to become great like her brother and sister will be, she set out on her own adventure, without her parents' permission. Rumor has it that there lived a great master named Mushu in a far abandoned village, away from Dalaam. So she ventured forth. Soon enough, through great turmoil and hardships on the way there, she finally made it. Of course, she met the great Mushu. However, in order for her to be trained, she had to give up something vital of hers, in trade to become Mushu's apprentice. And that was... her sight. At first, Dash was training with Mushu completely blind, but everything paid off. She began learning without sight, and soon enough, she became just as good as her brother and sister. Yes, Mushu was proud, and seeing as to how hard Dash suffered without her sight, he decided to restore it. However, it only restored to the point where she could only see things really blurred. So he created her a pair of glasses blessed by the gods. It was called Mushu's Blessed Glasses. It helped her see, and it was basically indestructible. When that was over, Dash's master let her return home. An unbreakable tie was created between Dash and Mushu that day, as she returned home. Once back from her adventure, her parents and siblings were worried sick and wondered where she has been all this time. Keeping her secret training a secret, she told them that she stayed over at her friend's house. Being really simple minded and oblivious, her mom and dad believed it, so did her brother and sister. And from that point on, she continued living her regular life in Dalaam, repeatedly training herself in secret, day after day. Before she knew it, she excelled in strength and speed. Thanks to Mushu.
(Damn that was long...)

Theme Song: Kung Fu Fighting (HUAH)

Looks: Long, straight, thin black hair that is really soft for some reason. Side bangs that cover her right eyebrow. She either wears her hair down, or in low pony tail. When she wears it in a low pony tail, her right side bangs hang out, along with short strands of hair hanging from the left side of her head. Big, brown eyes. Small lips. Oh yeah, she also has a nose, because, ya know, humans have them. No one could really determine her as "ugly" or "pretty" so she's neutral.
Height: Barely over 4 ft...
Accessories: Mushu's Blessed Glasses. A watch and a black hair tie (if she's not using it) on her left hand. And a blue sweatband on her right.
Clothing: Black and red Kung Fu uniform. She has them in different colors.
Personality: Book smart, but lacks common sense on a new level. Weird, random, that one person that always has some kind of food in her hands. Really tomboyish. Loyal, honest, trustworthy. She has mild language, but will cuss real hard if she gets hurt, then she'll blurt it out on accident. Oh! And she's also completely and utterly nice. SO FREAKING NICE. She also suffers from ADHD.
Enemies: Forget about her making enemies just because they call her "weak"! Because there are more evil and dastardly people about! Like people that cause shipping wars. Those are her enemies now. :P
Friends: S-She needs to make some first! If she can even make any...

Weapons: Her fists and legs of STEEL. She also carries kunai knives as a range attack!
Final Smash: HADOUKEN! It works like Zelda's final smash. It freezes and takes everyone in her line of sight as she blasts her hadouken straight through them. Undodgeable! That is, if you dodge at the right time (you can dodge Zelda's final smash if you roll or something)

Extra: She is such a CRAZY fangirl. But she keeps it to herself. Apparently, her home in Dalaam had a computer, so she was able to become a part of the internet and such...

Yup! There's my OC! She'll probably never be used in one of my stories.Ever.

HOW I FANFICTION:

Me: *playing SSBB online and waiting for more players* Seems like a good time to write some good ol' fanfiction.
Me: *in the shower* OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF A NEW JOKE TO PUT IN MY STORY OMGOMGOGMOMG
Me: *submitting a new fanfic but is trying to find a title for it* I'll just make the title the main topic of the story.
Me: *about to fall asleep* Oh, I just found a new plot for a story... zzzzzZZZZZZ... *the next morning* What the hell was I gonna write about again?
Me: *puts a joke in a story* I wonder if the people that read it will get it... *erases the joke while crying*
Me: *sees a contest* OH HO HO IS THIS A CONTEST I SEE? *makes a story, but it's either too long or too late for entry* God freaking DAMMIT!
Me: *eating* Seems like a good time to write some good ol' fanfi- OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Me: *watches a scary movie* Wow. I should write a romantic one-shot of my OTP.
Me: *bumps into the wall* A HAH! YES! I KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABO- *bumps into another wall and forgets it* Aw.
Me: *submits a new story or chapter* I am walking on a thin line that separates me from hell and heaven.
Me: *in the middle of writing* this part of my story needs A HINT OF AWESOMESS TO IT. *tries her best to put some awesome into it, but fails horribly* My teacher said effort goes a long way.
Me: *reads a lot of fanfictions that are like, really really good* Ow, my ego. *CRIES* 5 minutes later *stops crying* Well that was just stupid. *writes more*
Me: *gets a good review* Not sure if my story is actually good as he/she says it is... or if the person is saying it is out of pity for me. But my god, if you really mean it then- *faints*
Me: *if anyone ever gives me a bad review* I'm going to tell my mom on you and she'll call your mom and then you'll get in big trouble.
Me: *publishes a new story after editing it and does a quick look over* ... *finds a grammar mistake* Why am I a retard.
Me: *writing a new story* This is going to be AWESOMEEEE! *in the middle of writing* OH YES... I can just FEEL the awesomeness emitting from it!! *finishes story and looks over it* What is this crap.
Me: *publishes a story that will be multi-chaptered* YOLO
Me: *writes a story but never publishes it* cuz dats how I roll.
Me: *goes to story alerts to check if a story is updated yet, only to find out it hasn't* WELL WELL WELL! WE MEET AGAIN... UNUPDATED STORY.
Me: *goes to sleep with a pencil and paper in hand* Just in case.
Me: *accidentally forgets to save document before closing it* HOLY SHIT. HOLY... HOLY- OH MY GOD. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. LORD, PLEASE. BRING IT BACK. JESUS CHRIST- *dies from lack of air*
Me: *stalking my favorite authors' profile and stories* Maybe if I keep on stalking them, they'll update faster.
Me: *listening to Korean music while writing* ABORT MISSION.
Me: *person puts me on their favorite author's list* My mom wants to have you over for dinner. She also said you could stay over if you want. Just bring a toothbrush.
Me: *finishes a story* What is this feeling I am feeling? It feels like... SADNESS.
Me: *trying to write a smut scene* ...heheeheheheheehheehhh *gets up from computer chair* heheeehheeh *gets in bed and curls myself in my blanket* heheehehhehhh... *perv smile* Someday, I will finish it.
Me: *done reading a bunch of fanfiction* ... *needs to go to the bathroom* ... *erases history, erases cookies, deletes past searches, removes all bookmarks, changes my account login password to something really really long, closes laptop screen, carries laptop deep into my garage, puts it in a sturdy treasure chest, locks it with a key, eats the key, and goes back into the house to use the bathroom* Ah...
Me: *listening to "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 while reading a rated M fanfic* ...Wow. This is PERFECT. *cries tears of joy*
Me: *sees a FedEx truck and a UPS truck facing each other* lol shipping wars
Me: Hi.
Me: *gets a really really nice review* ...HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE BE SO SWEET TO ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. *gets cavities*
Me: *reads a GODLY fanfic* If that fanfic was a person, I'd get naked and make love to it.
Me: *gets a new review* OH DEAR LORD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. IT'S PROBABLY FROM ONE OF THOSE HATERS MY SISTER WARNED ME ABOUT *reads the review and melts into my chair* Oh thank god, no haters...
Me: *searching around fanfiction to see what kind of games people would write about* Hmm. Oh, what's this? Solitaire? *clicks on it* I wonder... *searches up a rated M story* ...LOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOL WHAAATT
Me: *logs onto fanfiction while shedding a tear* I'm home.
Me: *publishes new chapter/story, and immediately goes and checks story stats* ...WHO THE HELL KEEPS READING MY STORY THE SECOND I PUBLISH IT?! Seriously, this is freaking scaring me.
Me: *house is on fire* Oh damn, I forgot to update my story.
Me: *sees favorite author reading and reviewing story, saying it's good so far* OMFG. OMFG. OMFGOFMGDKGF;DK WHAT IS THIS OVERWHELMING HAPPINESS TAKING OVER ME?! AAAAAAHHHHHHH! *rolls around in bed while clenching onto a pillow. Muffles screams into it*
Me: *sees a HUGE grammar mistake in the story, so huge, that it can probably throw off the whole plot* HOLY SHIT, CALL 911! GET THE INFIRMARY! GET THE S.W.A.T TEAM! LEARN HOW TO DOUGIE! DO SOMETHING!
Me: *punches Paula across the face* I don't hate you. *punches her again*
Me: *getting bored and doesn't want to write* I'm just gonna update my profile.
If every person from fanfiction lived in the same neighborhood:
Me: *puts on a pair of sunglasses, and buys a really badass looking car, drives it around, only to stop in front of a random group of fanfictioners* GET IN LOSERS! WE'RE GOING SHIPPING.
Them: ...YEAAAAH! *gets in the car*

Me: *updates in 4 days* OH GOD, EVERYONE THAT'S READING MY STORY IS PISSED AT ME FOR TAKING TOO LONG.
Me: *in the middle of writing a story... all of a sudden gets distracted by an inanimate object, and stares at it intently for 10 minutes*
Me: *finishes a chapter in a day, but is too scared to update* GEH.
Me: *updates a story in the middle of the night* ...Now they'll never know I updated because they're sleeping. MUAAHAAHAHAAAA!
Me: *reading yuri* I don't even know WHAT THOSE BODY PARTS ARE.
Me: What the hell does 'hiatus' mean? And why is everyone using it?

And that's how I fanfiction. (I shall be adding more)

My beliefs on stuff... that I'll be sure not to shove down your throat!

- In my opinion, there's no such thing as a bad story. Each and every story should have some kind of uniqueness that comes with it. And If that author tried and worked hard just to make it, then it deserves some love, not hate. Some stories may be written with a horrible plot, grammar, and other stuff, but I won't hate it. In fact, I got something to say to that. Write more. WRITE AS MUCH AS YOUR HEART DESIRES! Because if you wrote it due to the love of writing, then you got talent. And that special talent is... passion. *Thumbs up* WORK HARD! Who knows? Maybe you'll become one of those awesome authors in the future!

HOWEVER, if the story is a troll, or was intended to unleash some hate on something, then you could just forget everything I said there.

Unless the troll was funny, then I'll uh, you know, won't hate it.

- Dreams are meant for building, not destroying.

- Stories are meant for updating, not abandonment. *cries* I've met so many...

- Comic Sans is a horrible font.

- Hot anime men are meant for yaoi. Hot men in real life are meant for me. HAHA... I can only dream.

- I believe there should be NessXLucas doujinshis. Seriously, there is a fan base to this couple, THERE SHOULD BE SOME! C'mon Japan! Don't leave us hanging!

- Never give up. No matter how much you suck at a certain thing. To me, sucking is the beginning of being good at something.

- There is no reason to review a story if you're just going to put something mean.

- Write stories YOU want to write, not what others want to see.

- I believe that if a person types something in italics, it automatically becomes fancy.

- I believe Ness has one of them sexy British accents. Not a Japanese one like it says in the EarthBound wiki. Yeah sure, he has a Japanese voice actor, but I put him with a British accent. I just do. It makes it more appealing to me.

- I don't aim to be different. I aim to be myself.

My SSBB/Mother Series Character Personality List:

Lucas: Shy; weird when he's alone; let's other people make fun of him, but when his friends TL and Ness do it, he blows a freaking fuse; very very nice; CUTE; watches My Little Pony = he's a brony
Ness: Responsible; retarded when no one else is; nice; stands up for his friends; really really GOOD at baseball; keeps calm when he's mad;
Toon Link: FUN; random; retarded; afraid of snakes; awesome; messes around way too much; the one to get the rest of his friends in trouble; kinda mean, but when he is, he's just joking around; he's also a Hello Kitty fan

Ness, Lucas, TL = You got a funny story right thur

Marth: feminine/manly to a certain level; the one to keep his friends Ike and Link out of trouble; the one to fix his hair every 5 seconds; handsome
Ike: SANDWICHES; HOT POCKETS; oblivious to Marth's feelings; quite retarded; kinda responsible; hot
Link: The laugher; supports his friends, creates the most awkward situations; retarded to a certain level; the HERRROOO; and yes, he is also very hot

Marth, Ike, Link = A puppy has been resurrected

Snake: Sneaky; badass; has a gruff voice; reliable; smart; clever; SOMETIMES a perv; always has a box in hand or in his pocket; LOSES ALL COMMON SENSE, SMARTS, AND EMPATHY WHEN HANGING OUT WITH CAPTAIN FALCON.
Captain Falcon: YES!; FALCON... PAAAWWWWNNNCCCHHHH!; SHOW ME YOUR MOVES; HE SHALL HURT YOU WITH HIS DEADLY KNEE; ...nice; responsible; pretty smart and considerate; always wears his pink costume when about to troll; LOSES ALL COMMON SENSE, SMARTS, AND EMPATHY WHEN HANGING OUT WITH SNAKE.

Snake, Captain Falcon = JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Peach: One hell of a fangirl; nice; sweet!; turnip lady; cute; ships the hell out of everything; her plans never fail; her tea parties are badass
Zelda: SOOOOO smart; responsible; serene; graceful; beautiful; can keep grudges for a LOOONNNGGG time; when she's mad, she'll throw Xboxes at you.
Samus: Smart; sexy; nice; kind of tomboyish; strong and independent; only vicious when the men try to hit on her; NOT a slut

Peach, Zelda, Samus = You ain't got shit on them.

Falco: The cool type; chill; laid back; the one to rap out random things; YO.
Fox: Always on top of things; attentive; ready for anything; responsible
Wolf: angered easily; does things his own way; CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX

Falco, Fox, Wolf = I dunno, what do you THINK will happen? Use your imagination for once!

Master Hand: Responsible; orderly; powerful; attentive; polite; mannerful
Crazy Hand: Crazy as hell; random; out of order; inconsiderate; wild; extremely loud; exaggerates anything and everything; HKL;DJSABLKFHDKL;JSAFSDOKL; (he is my inner mind)

Master Hand, Crazy Hand = Dismembered Hand Brothers that run the whole Smash Mansion.

Dr. Mario: Can cure just about anything; owns medicine with weird side-effects; Italian, but doesn't have an accent. However, he still has the mind of one; messes around while curing people; smart; polite most of the time; kills time with weird activities

Dr. Mario = The Smash Mansion's ONLY doctor...

Hinawa: Sweet; motherly; probably the BEST omelette cooker ever; serene; beautiful; probably the only thing that can get her angry is if her sons get into trouble
Flint: Manly; strong; can be dense at times; always there for the family
Claus: Sporty; fun; sometimes stubborn; cheerful; never let's anyone get him down; has extreme determination; always watches over his twin brother; more boyish than Lucas

And that's my character personalities (in which I write)! :D It's basically what I think about them and how they would act. Will update if more thoughts come to mind!

OMG WHY. Most of this list is aligned to the left, and the rest is aligned to the center... I TRIED FIXING IT, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. *GROANS*

Story Statuses:

New World, New Love: ON HAITUS! I haven't updated this in months so this is the only plausible conclusion I can come to. I'll be continuing this later when I feel more motivated, or have the set of mind to think more positively about it. To be honest, I don't have much confidence in myself to continue. Sorry for the readers. :I

Simply Princely: This fanfic is going AWESOME! I've been dying to write a NessXClaus fanfic that isn't just a one-shot, so this is basically my funnel/vent for the pairing. I'll surely finish this with no problem! That is, if I don't hit my clinical depression state again.

So that's mostly it about me... but what about you? I'm sure you are a very, very, very, very, beautiful/hot/sexy person spending his/her time reading amazing fanfiction on this here website. And I'm honored to have you reading this profile. Thank you for taking a moment to know more about me, and my thoughts.

HOWEVERRRRR... I got a feeling. I got a feeling that... YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME! *flips over a table*

3/12/13 - Also (this can be meant for anyone) I'd just like to say, thank you. Fanfiction is an amazing site and I'm glad all you people in it are here to make it up. You all have amazing personalities from your reviews and you guys show a lot of potential in your writing as well. I just... *getting too emotional* Oh no. EHEM, well, anyways... thanks for reading my stories and taking your time to review. It really means a lot to me.

Again, thank you, every single person on the site. Mainly for existing.