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since: 11-19-11, id: 3444446, Profile Updated: 04-09-13
country: Luxembourg
Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Indiana Jones, Mario, Pinocchio, Star Wars, SpongeBob SquarePants, Ben 10, Dora the Explorer, Hunger Games, Batman, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, and Smurfs.

I found my profile pic on http://cheezburger.com/6972712192 . I dunno who actually drew it.

I am part of the review revolution.

I can't tell you my name but my initials are AWSM.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.


7 Problems with the Hunger Games

1. Peeta Katniss = Peeniss

2. Katniss Gale = Kale

3. Finnick Katniss = Fatniss

4. Madge Gale = Male

5. Katniss Cato = Kato

6. Thresh Rue = Thrue

7. Glimmer Cato = Glito/Cammer

FanFiction

FanFiction is a world where...

Fred and George still are creating contraptions after Voldemort is dead.

FanFiction is a world where...

Runningwind feels the wind on his back one more time as Lion Clan rushes into battle against Scourge.

FanFiction is a world where...

Domino squad still sits around a table cracking jokes and teasing Echo

FanFiction is a world where...

Lily and Snape still lay by the tree 30 years after they met.

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- Ben dials for Way Big: Come on, Way Big!

Terraspin: Terraspin?! Ugh. *hits symbol*

Clockwork: Clockwork?! Nein! *hits symbol*

Stinkfly: Stinkfly?! Well, at least this guy is half useful. *flies up to battle*Hit by Animo’s Mutant Bug* *slams into watertower*green flash*

Waterhazard: I take that back.

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Dr. Derp and His Evil Plans

One log, I mean one night Dr. Derp was doing evil sciency sturf (No I didn't write that wrong.) in his evil lab, which was a remodeled porta-potty.
He had been watching a Barbie movie on his television when an evil plot come to mind, and didn't have anything to do with Barbies. He grabbed a smelly sock, some paprika and a bucket of extremely mild mustard from his fridge. He went to his lab, and firstly looked for spider and mutant feces (never forget to do that!) and then started his evil plan.
He mixed chemicals just for show, then chucked them out the window and pulled out his evil ingredients to start his evil doinging. Then he complained in b*y voice. "Ewwwwww!" then tossed the smelly sock out of the porta-potty.
Suddenly Chuck Norris came out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked the smelly sock a centimeter away from him and yelled. "Chuck Norris wins again!" Then mutant feces attacked him.
Not noticing anything, Dr. Derp started (finally) his evil sciency sturf. He put the paprika into a tea saucer then poured the mustard on it. Then he picked some up with his dirty-ass hands and said in evilish voice. "Ahh! Ahh! It's durne! It's not alive! But that's okay! Now thanks to this evil formula and thanks to my big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun, which I keep in my underwear, I shall rule the world!" He evilly laughed then stopped. "Oh f*k, I left the oven on!" He ran at the door but it wouldn't budge. "No! I forgot it only opens from the outside!"

2 hours and a burned house later…
Dr. Derp broke out of the porta-potty by busting the lock. The whole porta-potty tipped over and Dr. Derp fell out. He got up and screamed as he saw little brown balls in front of him. "Aaaaaah! Mutant feces! Oh wait their just regular feces!" He chuckled embarrassed then slipped in the mud and landed face-first on the feces. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. He slammed his face into the mud. He sighed in relief and said. "Ah. That's better… kind of."
"Well never mind that! Now to get my secret formula." He turned and tried to open the door. "What!?!?!? Now it only opens from the inside?!?! I hate magic porta-potties!!!!!"

Later at the monthly fair…

"Come get a some really spicy burgers!" Dr. Derp called out from his stand, hoping that someone will by one. But what the people at the fair didn't know that the some really spicy burgers were in fact with Dr. Derp's evil spicy… thingamabob.
Then Someone came up bought one. (Yes, his name is Someone.) "Mmmm. This is really spicy. Wow, real spicy, I think I'm gonna sneeze." Dr. Derp greedily rubbed his hands together.
Someone took a great big sneeze and somehow, the scientific possibilities of that are being researched by experts, and Someone's head opened on a hinge and Someone's brain flew out.
Dr. Derp pulled out his big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun and magnetized Someone's brain, that too is having its scientific possibility researched by experts, and Someone's brain stuck to the big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun.
Dr. Derp opened the screen on his big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun and pressed the "Take control" button on the big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun. Someone, who was spazzing out on the floor, suddenly got up and stood straight like a… straight thing.
Dr. Derp's evil plan has finally been revealed. He's going to take control of everyone's (including Everyone's) brains, eat all the barbeque chips and then take over the world!
Commencing his evil plan, Dr. Derp started pressing buttons on his big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun's screen, including: Lie, cheat, kill, hide the TV remote, steal, fart incredibly loud, assassinate, eat cotton candy, murder and other sick s*t like that. Then just as Dr. Derp was about to press the last button, which was "Take over the World", Someone fell down, his face purple.
A message flashed on the big-ass brain-magnet-control-shades-gun's screen: "Victim Dead".
"Wait. What the hell?! Why?!" Dr. Derp yelled in confusion. Then he looked at the screen and said. "Well, f*k! I forgot to tell him to breathe!"

Teh End!


1. Bilbo Eats Beorn » reviews
hey guys its finally here, Bilbo Eats Beorn! Enjoy the hobbit like never before! Laughter Guarenteed! T for swearing and violence.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-24-13 - Published: 12-20-12 - Gandalf & Frodo. B
2. The Death-Eaters
Follow the adventures of Morton and Tod, the two laziest Death-Eaters ever! I'm not even kidding you. They're fucking lazy. But when Voldemort needs them to help him, due to a casting of the spell Plotus Lina Faciliato, the rusty duo must find Harry Potter and kill him, or die trying, which'll probably happen a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Published: 4-15-13 - Voldemort & OC
3. Mekanikaïzer » reviews
Short stories that tie in with Ben Ten: Ultimatrix League for you guys as you wait for the revamp. Chap 1's still here, but ununcanon.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-13 - Published: 5-4-12 - Ben T. & Jimmy J. - Complete
4. Harry Potter Eats A Bear Ultimate Edition » reviews
So what is Harry Potter Harry Potter Eats A Bear Ultimate Edition? Well I'll be clumping the chapters into 3-in-1 chapters and I'll be giving trivia about them. Prepare to be shocked. I'll also make some edits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-13 - Published: 3-11-13 - Harry P. & Voldemort
5. Harry Potter Eats A Bear - Gizoogle Style »
this is Harry Potter Eats A Bear but translated with Gizoogle! Still only T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 831 - Updated: 3-11-13 - Published: 12-21-12 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
6. Harry Potter Eats A Bear » reviews
Funny story with animals and harry potter getting killed for random reasons. So whenever you want to see harry potter die before your very eyes read this story. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-29-13 - Published: 12-13-11 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
7. Ben Ten: TDU » reviews
Season 1 of the Ben Ten Series Ultimatrix League. After an accident, and a little bit of stupidness on Ben's side Jimmy wakes up with an ultimatrix on his wrist. Now Jimmy and Ben have to stop Zs'Saykir from taking over the world... but at what cost? The original storyline has been retired, I will be writing from scratch this story again, same idea, but different chap plots.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-15-13 - Published: 6-13-12 - Ben T. & Jimmy J.
8. Frodo Eats A Balrog
Yeah! New story! Frodo has a quest with some people and all that shiz! watch out because nothing stays the same ever, ever !Beware: You may be scarred! Thnx!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Published: 12-18-12 - Frodo B. & Sauron - Complete
9. Batman Christmas reviews
batman's x-mas song...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-12 - Complete
10. Harry Potter Mange Un Ours » reviews
lolz une histoire drole avec des... animaux!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 12-9-11 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
11. The 66th Hunger Games » reviews
Let the 66th Hunger Games begin! Set in a frosen forest Zander from 3 and Lucy from 7 must fight together to win. But there's someone else with his eyes on the victors crown. And his name is... Titus. Rated T for violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-12 - Published: 5-11-12 - Other tributes - Complete
12. The 9th Hunger Game » reviews
A rigged reaping has brought Mags to participate in the 9th Hunger Game. She must survive through Careers, mutts, and a ruthless killer who'll stop at nothing to win even if her friends have to die at her own hands to reach that goal. Will Mags survive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-12 - Published: 3-31-12 - Other tributes & Mags - Complete
13. Dora The Murderer! reviews
Dora goes opn an adventure... to find a place to put her families corpses! Lots of Deaths!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-12 - Complete
14. Harry Potter Mange Un Ours L'Edition Ultime
l'edition ultime d'Harry Potter Mange Un Ours. 25 chapitres dans un.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Published: 3-2-12 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
15. Spongebob Isst Ein Hund
nur lustige Geschichten über beobachtete diesen dummen gelben Hurensohn sterben, und sterben, und sterben wieder
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Published: 2-28-12 - SpongeBob - Complete
16. Spongebob Mange Une Chienne »
Une histoir drole c'est comme la version spongebob de Harry Potter Mange Un Ours.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 572 - Updated: 2-28-12 - Published: 2-18-12 - SpongeBob & Patrick - Complete
17. Cannondolt
A one shot about a stupid rolling alien
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 2-24-12 - Ben T. & Vilgax - Complete
18. The Box v2 » reviews
My version of the episode "The Box" and how it would have went if I had been in charge of making the episode.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-21-12 - Published: 2-18-12 - Obi- Wan K. & Cad Bane - Complete
19. In Hiding » reviews
So a bunch of stuff to keep you in touch with the star wars ooam universe as i write the new chapters.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-20-12 - Published: 1-5-12 - Clones - Complete
20. How It Could have Gone Wrong » reviews
Literally what the title says. Lots of Violence and Swear Words
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 12-22-11 - Complete
21. One Of A Million » reviews
This is the story of Pack. He's a clone trooper in the newley founded 969th legion under the command of Jedi General Lunar-sen. Pretty much 75% O/Cs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 1-21-12 - Clones - Complete
22. Star Wars:The Smurf Wars » reviews
so a funny story where darth vader some stormtroopers and some bounty hunters enter the smurf universe as smurfs. T for deathn and gory scenes
Crossover - Star Wars & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-12 - Published: 1-26-12 - Darth Vader & Clumsy - Complete
23. Harry Potter Isst Ein Bär »
lolz eine lustige Geschichte mit... tiere!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Chapters: 4 - Words: 451 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 12-9-11 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
24. The Adventures Of Mario! » reviews
So little shorts about-a Mario!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-1-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Mario & Bowser - Complete
25. La Guerre des Schtroumpfs
Une histore avec les schtroumpfs et star wars
Crossover - Star Wars & Smurfs - Rated: T - French - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Published: 1-27-12 - Darth Vader & Clumsy - Complete
26. Et si Harry Potter était » reviews
des histoires droles si Harry Potter avait un travail comme tout le monde.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-12 - Published: 12-14-11 - Harry P. - Complete
27. Wait Dad! I'm not made out of wood anymore! reviews
So just a little story about that big nosed dork.
Pinocchio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-12 - Complete
28. What if Harry Potter was » reviews
Funny stories about Harry Potter having an ordinary every day job. Tragicly Harry Potter won't die in every chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-12 - Published: 12-14-11 - Harry P. - Complete
29. The Mario Song reviews
Funny song 'bout Mario
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-12 - Mario & Bowser - Complete
30. Comment ça aurait pu mal tourné reviews
Un drole petit histoire.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-12 - Complete
31. How It Could've Gone Wrong reviews
Funny one shot crack fic.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-12 - Complete
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