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Author has written 22 stories for Digimon, Gossip Girl, Twilight, xxxHOLiC, High School Musical, Misc. Movies, and Felicity. Yo, my name’s Diana and I’m eighteen. I enjoy arguing with my friend Evin about graphic design and discussing fanfiction at inappropriate times during equally inappropriate social functions. I’m pretty good at procrastinating, terrible at math and awful at reviewing. I like writing things that I feel would make good movies for certain people to star in and like reading things that make me cry. I hate people who use the words slut and whore ignorantly and am unimpressed by boys who wear black to bring out their blue eyes. I think Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are the sweetest things since cotton candy and will probably ignore you if you think otherwise. I enjoy fashion and tend to dress like a kid raiding their mother’s closet. I think I’m really clever and witty, but in all actual fact I’m just a gal who thinks too much and tries too hard, but I feel like that works for me. I used to wax poetic about my reasons for characterization and development and plot, why I write what I write and why I don’t write what I don’t write. The bottom line is I do it for fun, I do it because I enjoy it and I do it because the inspiration I receive from my readers and the characters (and those who portray them) never seems to end. Really, I’m stuck with it either way, so you might as well enjoy it while you can. The Distance Between Us: Mamihlapinatapei: Stroke: Upcoming Stories/Things to Look For: The Cherubs: It's been a little over a year since Troy Bolton's world came crashing down around him and since then, things just keep getting worse. His parents are MIA at the best of times, he's one suspension away from being expelled at school, and his best friend, Gabriella Montez, is acting like a psycho bitch. Just when things seem like they can't get worse, he stumbles upon a naked angel—an actual celestial being—that's taken refuge in his treehouse. She can fly, she can't speak English and she's very blonde and very naked. Most importantly, she's here to turn his life right side up. Or at least, upside down. Our Last Days as Children: (One Shot) Everyone is given chances and it is up to you if you accept them. They had their chance for eight years and only when it was too late did they decide to grasp it in their hands. Oh, the pain they caused each other because of their reluctance. How selfish of them. | |||||||||
1. The Cherubs » reviewsTroy Bolton's life is upside down. His parents are MIA, his best friend Gabriella is acting like a psycho, and now a very blonde, naked angel—an actual celestial being—has taken refuge in his treehouse. And she's determined to turn things right side up.High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,298 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 9-13-09 - Troy B.2. Thieves, Heroes and a Princess reviewsShe was a lonely girl looking for a home, with a striking resemblance to a seemingly dead princess. He was an arrogant con-man looking to pull off the ultimate scam. Maybe, just maybe they could help each other out, and learn a thing or two along the way.High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-19-09 - Troy B. & Gabriella M.3. The Distance Between Us » reviewsAfter he writes a meaningful message in her yearbook, Gabriella Montez makes the impulsive move to follow Troy Bolton two-thousand miles to New York University. Only problem? They've barely spoken. T&GHigh School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,877 - Reviews: 851 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Troy B. & Gabriella M. - Complete4. Stroke » reviewsSaddled with a rising crime rate, vicious vilains and crafty crooks, Chief of Police Chad Danforth has his hands full cleaning up the city. Yet never would he have thought his best friend, Detective Troy Bolton and his wife Gabriella, were behind it all.High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,044 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete5. Mamihlapinatapei » reviewsEdward, Gabriella's fiancee, wasn't meant to die a month before their wedding. He wasn't supposed to betray her in the worst way possible. And she was never meant to grow close to his best friend, Troy Bolton, the man she hated more than she loved Edward.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,113 - Reviews: 851 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Troy B. & Gabriella M. - Complete6. The Obituaries reviewsLiving with her sick grandmother in the little green house, Gabriella's summer days were spent with Troy Bolton, the next door neighbor; smoking pot and making out. It's not a perfect existence, but it's the only one she's got.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 4-6-09 - Troy B. & Gabriella M. - Complete7. Oh, Kelsi reviewsKelsi Nielsen has the best part time job; secretly composing music with the popular local band fore-fronted by hot-shot Troy Bolton and his gorgeous girlfriend, Gabriella Montez. But now that the subject of her songs is on to her secret, can she keep it?High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-30-09 - Kelsi N. & Ryan E.8. For the Hundredth Billionth Time » reviewsIf there was an award for worst friend ever, Chad Danforth would win it hands down. He was constantly being inconsiderate; like the time he took residence in Troy Bolton's home just while the guy was dealing with a very hormonal, very pregnant Gabriella.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-2-08 - Chad D. - Complete9. Troy Bolton and the Crappy Resident Adviser reviewsWhen the separation anxiety caused by the abscene of Gabriella hits Troy too hard, he finds himself the next advisee to his unfit resident adviser, one Ryan Atwood. Crossover with The O.C.High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-08 - Troy B. - Complete10. The House Pets reviewsBut it had been three years since they had said 'I do' and neither seemed sick of mundane and each kiss still felt like the first time. Yes, domestic life suited Troy and Gabriella Bolton just fine.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-6-08 - Troy B. & Gabriella M. - Complete11. Ce Matin La » reviewsThe thing that East High would remember most about the Class of 2008 was Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez and how that morning broke them. Troyella/TroypayHigh School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete12. 2:47 AM reviewsThe first time Troy Bolton wanted Gabriella Montez, Nirvana was playing on the radio. It was during the first chorus of 'Heart Shaped Box' that he realized he was in love with her, and had been for four years. TroyellaHigh School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-23-08 - Troy B. & Gabriella M. - Complete13. I Never Knew You reviewsAfter suffering from the worst possible allergic reaction ever, Noel Crane finds himself in a New York hospital where the doctor on duty is a Dr. Covington. Awkward-ness ensues. *Future Fic*Felicity - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete14. Technicolour Eyes » reviewsAnastasia.Dimitri/Anya. "You have some really ugly clothes," Anya proclaimed over dinner one evening. 44/100Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 8-11-0815. Even So reviewsWalking home with Himawari, Watanuki notices things about her. She collects supersition like children collect pennies, and he can't help but marvel at the fact that he never figured it out sooner.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-08 - K. Watanuki & Himawari K. - Complete16. Vienna reviews[ChuckBlairNate] You are five years old when you meet Blair Waldorf. She has short, dark hair set in ringlettes with a little bow pinned on the side. Her eyes are blue, like the sky and your favourite teddy bear. You have never met anyone so pretty.Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-4-07 - Complete17. You Practically Rock reviews[It is she that gives him his inspiration. She is his muse, his magic, his lyrics, rhythm and rhyme. And god, he loves it.] [Sorato]Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-4-07 - Yamato I./Matt & Sora T. - Complete18. Brahms Lullaby reviews['Do you ever think of...what might have been if we had been human, Edward'] After a run in with a toddler at a grocery store, Edward and Bella discuss what their family could have been like, had they both been human. [ExB, Vamp!Bella]Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete19. Crawling Towards the Sun reviews[Eclipse Spoilers] ['How does it feel, Jacob, to know that the love of your life thus far has been married off?] And it was like, for the first time, I was really seeing her. She looked broken. And I knew we weren't just talking about me. [JacobLeah]Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete20. Gash reviewsBecause Serena was blonde not brunette. She'd always be those few inches taller. Her waist would always be a bit smaller, her chest a bit larger. And she'd always be the one that interested Nate just a little bit more. [Drabble: 263 WordsGossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete21. Red Card reviewsHe's sticky and sweaty, and there's a streak of mud across his left cheek. But his hair is tossled and his grin lopsided, and to her, he's never looked so irresistable. [Daikari Vignette]Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-16-06 - Daisuke M. & Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete22. Prince Charming reviewsTaichi and Mimi discuss fairytales...or rather, Taichi destorys Mimi's view of them. [Drabble 293 Words]Digimon - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-7-06 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Mimi T. - Complete