|The Vampaneze Lady|
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Saga of Larten Crepsley, and Hunger Games.
Hey Guys! So...I'm back! I vanished for a while...a while being quite a few months...which I'm Guessing lead to Very annoyed readers... But oh well! XD Im here now!
Just so you Know...my username USED to Be Vampanezegirl97! But not andymore! I'm Now The Vampaneze Lady, and...Well, No prices for guessing who's my Lord! ;)
So..uh...Stuff i Love? *Thinks the word Jepic may be slightly overused in the below sentences*;)
I'm Keen for...
Cirque Du Freak- CHARNAS JED GUTS! THIS BOOK IS JEPIC! If you havent read it, i suggest you do so! It has Vampires, Romance, Betrayal, Life saving that's taken as Betrayal, Fights, Deaths, Mystery, Weird little grey reincarnated corpses, and..Basically everything you could ask for in a book! Of course, Not Forgetting the Vampaneze ;)
Harry Potter- Wands, Witches, Wizards and A Dark Lord? Sounds awesome, right? ;) Im a Slytherin-the best of the four houses! I used to like Draco...Until it turned out he really actually wanted to be a good guy and is actually a huge cry baby... -_- Andyway, Tis Jepic! _
Gone- Magic Powers, No adults and a whip Handed Kid! (NOT Hook-handed, Timeandcirque!) It is indeed also a Jepic book! The final one is coming out soon! *is excited* Thank you Michael Grant for coming up...with such a thing!
Confusing People with my weird ways of speaking- Basically words such as 'Maidbe', 'Andywhere', 'Busmas', 'Agregg' Oh...and Tea-art! QUESTION TO YOU ALL-ARE YOU KEEN FOR TEA-ART WITH HOOKS? XD *Thinks youll just have to guess...Since there are literally only 2 other people in the world who could understand that question*;) *Then waves Hi to Timeandcirque and saphire bethany stacy skyle* XD
The Word Keen-
Thanks a lot Timeandcirque! She's got me saying it on a regular basis...but to be honest? I'm JSWAPkeen for the word Keen! and thats very keen! _
Culcha Candela- Six of the best dudes on earth. And andyone dare insult them-particularly Johnny Strange and his keenness for Party hats-I will take their head. I mean, They're German...and Sing and rap and do crazy DJ stuff! (Thanks for that Chino con Estilo...You are possibly the best DJ on the face of the earth!) ;) All in all...they're Totally Jepic! _
Jedward- ...John and Edward Grimes, Possibly the best Dynamic Duo EVER! They are, To put it simply, Jepic. And Jepically coolaphonic. And Coolaphonically Jepic. ALSO, IM KEEN FOR GHOSTBUSTERS, AND BEEBUSTERS! BUT HOOKBUSTERS? *glares at Timeandcirque* NOT SO MUCH! XD ALSO...*takes deep breath* IHADAPHONECONVERSATIONWITHJOHNGRIMESANDITWASSOJEPICANDWETALKEDABOUTBEEBUSTINGANDHETHOUGHTITWASTOOCOLDFORBEESINENGLANDANDHETCALLEDMEANDBEEBUSTINGJEPIC! And the moral of that story is... THE. JOHN. GRIMES. CALLED. ME. AND. BEEBUSTING. JEPIC! XD *thinks she could have just wrote that in the first place* ;)
Being Human and Doctor Who- Two of the best TV shows Ever XD Being Human...i have no words for its jepicness! ..Apart from Jepic? I mean, Theres a ghost...that makes tea! Whats not to love? XD And Doctor Who-There will NEVER be a Better Doctor than David Tennant! ALSO, THE MASTER IS THE BEST DW CHARACTER EVER-Especially John Simm! ;) Though Doctor Who Kinda sucks Now...*Glares at Stephen Moffat*
Double B- Okay, so i'm not even THAT Keen for Hollyoaks? I Watch it sometimes-but not like...Every single Day? But Brendan Brady is just amazing XD I mean...He dropped someone from a lighthouse...then hacked off their limbs! ;)
Bad boys- *Puts hands up in air*Okay, i admit it...I do have to say, I like bad boys! I mean... *Stares at list of favourite characters for everything* Every single one of those people has killed, Or...fatally injured someone in some way! And besides, I ain't no Daisy-And don't do any Peace man or Cutie Map Geek, Okay? ;)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
Opening Credits. Intoxicated-The Cab
Waking Up: Pop Rocket- Jedward
First Day At School: Stretch your mind- Culcha Candela
Making Your New Best Friend: Biggest Fan-Jedward *Thinks this person must be a very Jepic best friend* XD
Falling In Love: Ghostbusters- Jedward (*Stares* Timeandcirque? I have a feeling you're just gonna say this is Destiny...But right now..I am NOT amused!)
Breaking Up: Schone neue Welt- Culcha Candela (I must be glad of this break-up) XD
Prom: Kiss Me-Ed Sheeran *Thinks that Fits...Kinda* _
Graduation: Music Monks- Seeed
Life's Okay: Raindow Veins-Owl City
Death of a Close Friend: Panda Bear- Owl City (Okay?)
Mental Breakdown: Teen Idle-Marina and the Diamonds
Driving: Red- Taylor swift (Um...the first line is relevant?)
Flashback: Behind Bars- The Wanted (A Flashback...of My mental breakdown, perhaps?)
Getting Back Together: Honey And the Bee- Owl City
Birth of Child: Dental Care- Owl City (Born in a...uh...Dentists perhaps?)
Wedding Scene: Animal-The Cab (...Just...Why?)
Car Accident: Bubblegum Bitch-Marina and the Diamonds *thinks its not in any way relevant*
Final Battle: More Peace- Culcha Candela (*Glares at her Ipod* It just HAD to do this, didnt it? *grumbles*)
Death Scene: Wow Oh Wow-Jedward (...Why must my life movie be so full of...uh...Tea Art?)
Funeral Song: Lets Get Ugly- The Wanted (Well then...)
End Credits:Valley Of The Dolls- Marina and the Diamonds (It may be more appropriate for the thing above?)
Okay, so I have the weirdest Music on my Ipod XD Mainly consisting of Jedward, Culcha Candela, Owl City and The Cab! BECAUSE THESE ARE ALL JEPIC PEOPLE! ;)
And...Speaking of Jepic people...THE WEIRDO CLUB ARE THE JEPICEST GROUP OF JEPIC PEOPLE EVER! _ Um...here...Have some reasons why?
1)Tis because of them My Purple Maid came to be! XD And my maid is Amaidzing! ;)
2)Its fun to confuse them all with Words they dont understand XD ...Like so... HEY WEIRDO CLUB? I KNOW HOW TOTALLY AGWAPKEEN YOU ALL ARE FOR HOOKWARD, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT INVOLVES THE CAMERAS ON THE TOP DECK? BY THE WAY *hands brochure* PLEASE HAVE A BROCHURE FOR THE TEA-ART CLASSES-WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST SO KEEN TO CONTRIBUTE! ;)
Uh...and Loads More? XD Too many to write down...so...you know!
Now, Tara! ;)
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