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| The Vampaneze Lady |
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Saga of Larten Crepsley, and Hunger Games. Hey Guys! So...I'm back! I vanished for a while...a while being quite a few months...which I'm Guessing lead to Very annoyed readers... But oh well! XD Im here now! Just so you Know...my username USED to Be Vampanezegirl97! But not andymore! I'm Now The Vampaneze Lady, and...Well, No prices for guessing who's my Lord! ;) So..uh...Stuff i Love? *Thinks the word Jepic may be slightly overused in the below sentences*;) I'm Keen for... Cirque Du Freak- CHARNAS JED GUTS! THIS BOOK IS JEPIC! If you havent read it, i suggest you do so! It has Vampires, Romance, Betrayal, Life saving that's taken as Betrayal, Fights, Deaths, Mystery, Weird little grey reincarnated corpses, and..Basically everything you could ask for in a book! Of course, Not Forgetting the Vampaneze ;) Harry Potter- Wands, Witches, Wizards and A Dark Lord? Sounds awesome, right? ;) Im a Slytherin-the best of the four houses! I used to like Draco...Until it turned out he really actually wanted to be a good guy and is actually a huge cry baby... -_- Andyway, Tis Jepic! _ Gone- Magic Powers, No adults and a whip Handed Kid! (NOT Hook-handed, Timeandcirque!) It is indeed also a Jepic book! The final one is coming out soon! *is excited* Thank you Michael Grant for coming up...with such a thing! Confusing People with my weird ways of speaking- Basically words such as 'Maidbe', 'Andywhere', 'Busmas', 'Agregg' Oh...and Tea-art! QUESTION TO YOU ALL-ARE YOU KEEN FOR TEA-ART WITH HOOKS? XD *Thinks youll just have to guess...Since there are literally only 2 other people in the world who could understand that question*;) *Then waves Hi to Timeandcirque and saphire bethany stacy skyle* XD The Word Keen- Thanks a lot Timeandcirque! She's got me saying it on a regular basis...but to be honest? I'm JSWAPkeen for the word Keen! and thats very keen! _ Culcha Candela- Six of the best dudes on earth. And andyone dare insult them-particularly Johnny Strange and his keenness for Party hats-I will take their head. I mean, They're German...and Sing and rap and do crazy DJ stuff! (Thanks for that Chino con Estilo...You are possibly the best DJ on the face of the earth!) ;) All in all...they're Totally Jepic! _ Jedward- ...John and Edward Grimes, Possibly the best Dynamic Duo EVER! They are, To put it simply, Jepic. And Jepically coolaphonic. And Coolaphonically Jepic. ALSO, IM KEEN FOR GHOSTBUSTERS, AND BEEBUSTERS! BUT HOOKBUSTERS? *glares at Timeandcirque* NOT SO MUCH! XD ALSO...*takes deep breath* IHADAPHONECONVERSATIONWITHJOHNGRIMESANDITWASSOJEPICANDWETALKEDABOUTBEEBUSTINGANDHETHOUGHTITWASTOOCOLDFORBEESINENGLANDANDHETCALLEDMEANDBEEBUSTINGJEPIC! And the moral of that story is... THE. JOHN. GRIMES. CALLED. ME. AND. BEEBUSTING. JEPIC! XD *thinks she could have just wrote that in the first place* ;) Being Human and Doctor Who- Two of the best TV shows Ever XD Being Human...i have no words for its jepicness! ..Apart from Jepic? I mean, Theres a ghost...that makes tea! Whats not to love? XD And Doctor Who-There will NEVER be a Better Doctor than David Tennant! ALSO, THE MASTER IS THE BEST DW CHARACTER EVER-Especially John Simm! ;) Though Doctor Who Kinda sucks Now...*Glares at Stephen Moffat* Double B- Okay, so i'm not even THAT Keen for Hollyoaks? I Watch it sometimes-but not like...Every single Day? But Brendan Brady is just amazing XD I mean...He dropped someone from a lighthouse...then hacked off their limbs! ;) Bad boys- *Puts hands up in air*Okay, i admit it...I do have to say, I like bad boys! I mean... *Stares at list of favourite characters for everything* Every single one of those people has killed, Or...fatally injured someone in some way! And besides, I ain't no Daisy-And don't do any Peace man or Cutie Map Geek, Okay? ;) IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... Opening Credits. Intoxicated-The Cab Waking Up: Pop Rocket- Jedward First Day At School: Stretch your mind- Culcha Candela Making Your New Best Friend: Biggest Fan-Jedward *Thinks this person must be a very Jepic best friend* XD Falling In Love: Ghostbusters- Jedward (*Stares* Timeandcirque? I have a feeling you're just gonna say this is Destiny...But right now..I am NOT amused!) Breaking Up: Schone neue Welt- Culcha Candela (I must be glad of this break-up) XD Prom: Kiss Me-Ed Sheeran *Thinks that Fits...Kinda* _ Graduation: Music Monks- Seeed Life's Okay: Raindow Veins-Owl City Death of a Close Friend: Panda Bear- Owl City (Okay?) Mental Breakdown: Teen Idle-Marina and the Diamonds Driving: Red- Taylor swift (Um...the first line is relevant?) Flashback: Behind Bars- The Wanted (A Flashback...of My mental breakdown, perhaps?) Getting Back Together: Honey And the Bee- Owl City Birth of Child: Dental Care- Owl City (Born in a...uh...Dentists perhaps?) Wedding Scene: Animal-The Cab (...Just...Why?) Car Accident: Bubblegum Bitch-Marina and the Diamonds *thinks its not in any way relevant* Final Battle: More Peace- Culcha Candela (*Glares at her Ipod* It just HAD to do this, didnt it? *grumbles*) Death Scene: Wow Oh Wow-Jedward (...Why must my life movie be so full of...uh...Tea Art?) Funeral Song: Lets Get Ugly- The Wanted (Well then...) End Credits:Valley Of The Dolls- Marina and the Diamonds (It may be more appropriate for the thing above?) Okay, so I have the weirdest Music on my Ipod XD Mainly consisting of Jedward, Culcha Candela, Owl City and The Cab! BECAUSE THESE ARE ALL JEPIC PEOPLE! ;) And...Speaking of Jepic people...THE WEIRDO CLUB ARE THE JEPICEST GROUP OF JEPIC PEOPLE EVER! _ Um...here...Have some reasons why? 1)Tis because of them My Purple Maid came to be! XD And my maid is Amaidzing! ;) 2)Its fun to confuse them all with Words they dont understand XD ...Like so... HEY WEIRDO CLUB? I KNOW HOW TOTALLY AGWAPKEEN YOU ALL ARE FOR HOOKWARD, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT INVOLVES THE CAMERAS ON THE TOP DECK? BY THE WAY *hands brochure* PLEASE HAVE A BROCHURE FOR THE TEA-ART CLASSES-WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST SO KEEN TO CONTRIBUTE! ;) Uh...and Loads More? XD Too many to write down...so...you know! Now, Tara! ;) | |||||||
1. The Hunters trail » reviews*Sequel to 'The New Lord'* Darren and Steve are side by side as mentor and Asisstant-not forgetting Larten the little Person-but with two hunters on their trail-and the third still to be found-will the pair be able to cope?Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-10-12 - Published: 6-8-12 - Darren Shan & Steve Leonard2. Silent whispers reviewsJeanette was taken as a child- she was taken the day the voices started. She cursed them, hated them, cried over them. But Now shes about to be blooded...and the voices may be the only thing that can save her from herself!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-123. Everyone has a destiny! » reviewsDarren is enjoying his life, until Vancha gives him a shock-He has to go to school! He meets Harry and his friends and for once his life seems remotley normal. Until the new student and teacher arrive! spoilers-DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ DS BOOK 9!Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,750 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 11-28-11 - Harry P. & Darren Shan4. Merciful death reviewsIt's recently after Darren's death, and young Annie Shan can't take it anymore. She's living in the dilusional world where everyone hates her-and she needs an escape. For her, right now, death seems like the only option... T for mentions of suicide!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-12 - Annie Shan5. Musical Freak Show! reviewsA series of song-fic one-shots! Contains characters and situations from all 12 books of the saga, which means it WILL have spoilers for ALL 12 BOOKS! If you havent read them all, then please dont read! Please Read and review!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-28-126. The new lord » reviewsDarren is taking his trials of initiation. The night before his forth trial a gift appears in his bedroom along with quite a few vampaneze! What will happen when Darren leaves the mountain and his friends to become a purple-skinned creature of the night?Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-8-12 - Published: 12-9-11 - Darren Shan - Complete7. The truth:Public enemy number one! » reviewsDarren has been dead for over 10 years, or so his family think! what happens when they see the news one day and discover the boy they buried all those years ago is alive? now contains HUGE spoilers for last books DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ ALL 12!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 12-9-11 - Annie Shan & Darren Shan8. A baby in the mountain! » reviewsWhen Darren is left to look after a troublesome baby he gets set a challenge by Desmond Tiny, but where's Larten? and where did the baby come from? Will Darren and harkat stop at anything to put things right? DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK 9Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-30-12 - Published: 12-15-11 - Darren Shan & Arra Sails9. The truth about District 2 » reviewsEveryone thinks District 2 love the capitol-but there's more to it than that. This is the truth about District 2-may develop later on into WHY cato and Clove got reaped explains in first chapter XDHunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-29-12 - Published: 5-28-12 - Cato10. Never give up! reviewsSet at the start of Palace of the Damned. Larten is walking through the snowy wasteland and doesnt have the strength to go on, only one thing can give him motivation! :PSaga of Larten Crepsley - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-12 - Larten C. - Complete11. I love you, Darren? » reviewsBirthday fic for HOAnubisTS! the weirdo club girls wake up in a room, not remembering what happened the night before-well, all but Jenny can't remember! and she and Darren are in turmoil over it! so what really happened last night?Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-9-12 - Published: 4-6-12 - Darren Shan & Steve Leonard - Complete12. Listen to me reviewsBirthday fic for Dead L E! all about love and stuff... XD yep, crap summary, i know! :DDarren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-29-12 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete13. The love of a dream reviewsA birthday fic i wrote for my friend Kberry! All about nightmares and Destiny! LartenxOC Set during book one! XDSaga of Larten Crepsley - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-12 - Larten C. & Wester F. - Complete14. The crazy thoughts of Steve Leonard! reviewsA short one shot i wrote ages ago but never got around to posting! may develop futher and add more chapters from different situations! Steve has a monologue to his vampire hostage- Set just before book 8 but contains BIG spoilers for the end of book 9!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-12 - Steve Leonard15. Slumberparty fun » reviewsA slumber party with some of our favourite vampire, vampaneze and even some fellow fan-fictioners...what could possibly go wrong? Please R&R...Now COMPLETE! XD Contains spoilers-DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BOOK 9Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,180 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 12-12-11 - Darren Shan & Mr. Crepsley - Complete16. Without you » reviewsIt's the first christmas since Darrens 'death' and nobodys coping very well... full of anger, sadness,lots of tears and several twists and surprises it sure will be a christmas to remember! Please R&R!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-14-12 - Published: 12-24-11 - Annie Shan & Darren Shan17. Ways to kill Desmond Tiny! reviewsWe all hate Mr Tiny...here are a couple of ways to kill him. Co-written by Me Vampanezegirl97 Kberry, awsomeredvampire and Ministryofchaos. Please Read and Review!Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-17-11 - Mr. Tiny - Complete18. Who's to blame? reviewsSimple... we ask the Darren Shan characters and you who they think is to blame for Darren's terrible life. One-shot. Please R&RDarren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-11 - Complete19. The Leopard's way » reviewsWhat would happen if destiny was different? if things didn't go as planned for desmond tiny? If the cirque du freak changed one boy's life for the better and one for the worst, instead of desrtroying them both? Please R&R...Set during first bookDarren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 12-5-11 - Darren Shan & Steve Leonard
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