Physicals: 18 years old, 5'8" tall, 130 lb, brown hair, hazel eyes, freckles, glasses, healthy-skinny, prefers jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, and Chuck Taylors.
Personality: Quick-thinking, never panics, sometimes brutally honest, enjoys humor and uses tons of it, intelligent, love music, very enthusiastic, genuinely an optimistic person, opinionated, loud, low self-esteem, low expectations of others, extremely polite and respectful of elders/authority figures, outgoing, friendly, people-pleasing, approval-seeking, creative, with an extensive head-library of movie/music/tv shows/random internet shit/other quotes.
Randoms: I work at Vons, love YMCA camp, can be found by the same penname just about anywhere on the Internet, randomly bursts into song/dance. Can sing, can draw, and if you're reading this, you know I can write, but I can't dance. I have the incredible ability to NEVER fall. Ever. I'm like a cat, all nimbly-bimbly (name that movie!).
Likes: Music, people, deviantART, movies, the BBC, animals, colorful things, space, gadgets (I name all of mine), camp, hording momentos that mean nothing to others, writing, drawing, singing, Batman, musicals, quotes.
Dislikes: Twilight series, people who can't/don't bother to spell, the dark, needles, clowns, lighters, people without manners.

Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Russell Brand (technically a comic, but w/e), Will Smith, Heath Ledger, Alan Rickman, Kevin Smith, Val Kilmer, John Liguizamo, Karl Urban, David Wenham, Antonio Banderas, Vin Diesel, Sean Bean.
Favorite Actresses: Ellen Page, Michelle Rodriguez, Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rachael Leigh Cook.
Favorite Bands: Muse, Queen, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Chumbawumba, AC/DC, Maroon 5, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, the Bloodhound Gang, Louis XIV, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Buckcherry, OK Go, Cake, Gorillaz, Rush, the Scorpions, Gnarls Barkley, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lemon Demon, Smashing Pumpkins, Lodger, White Stripes, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Sugar Ray.
Favorite Movies: Labyrinth, Dark Knight, A Knight's Tale, Clerks II, Super Troopers, Pitch Black, Dawn of the Dead, Tank Girl, Independence Day, Aliens, Hard Candy, Juno, Hebrew Hammer, Dogma, RSVP, Clerks, Willow, the Road to El Dorado, Chronicles of Riddick, Click, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, Waterworld, I Am Legend, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Doomsday.
Favorite TV Shows: That 70s Show, Comedy Central Presents, How Clean Is Your House?, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, LOST, Friends, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Inuyasha.
Favorite SuperHero: Batman! (and has been since I was a kid, so NYAH.)

Fic Status:

To Defeat the Rotting Labyrinth - in progress
Writing as I go, and posting as I go. :) Updates when I can. Estimated 40 chapters, 13 remaining.

Faith in Nothing - in progress
Writing as I go, and posting as I go. :) Updates when I can. Estimated 30 chapters, 23 remaining.

The Summer That Lasted So Long - in progress
Writing and posting as I go... Updates when I can. Estimated 25? chapters, 21 remaining.

Note: (5/8/09) My muse is still on vacation. Work has been eating my imagination, as well as my time. I've been being social a lot lately, and then there's The Boy. We won't go into that, suffice to say that it's a complicated situation. I will update again, have no fear, it just might be a while. Sometime in the summer, for sure, because the Boy is going to be nine hours away and thus unable to distract me very much.

Everything else is completed, or discontinued. Chapter estimations are estimations and thus subject to change.

Words to Live By:

"Listen to the Mustn'ts" by Shel Silverstein

Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child.
Listen to the DON'TS.
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS.
The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'TS.
Listen to the NEVER HAVES
Then listen close to me
ANYTHING can happen, child.
ANYTHING can be.

"If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it" from "I Believe I Can Fly" by Me First & the Gimme Gimmes (not the original, just my favorite version)

"Don't ask why / Just live and die" from "Storm Coming" by Gnarls Barkley (entire song is amazing)

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." - Wolfgang von Goethe

"Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars