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Author has written 15 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. HERRO, PEOPLE OF EARTH! I AM YOUR NEW LEADER, MEMORANDA!!! PROCEED WITH THE OFFERINGS OF COOKIES!!!! :U Lol. Not really. So, as some of you already now, I wrote/ am writing the Messed Up series (Just made that name up now. Heh.) and The Effects of Bullying. And some other nonsense that aren't as popular, but, hey, they were fun to write. I don't think I'll continue What's Hetaoni, sorry. Yeah...so, all of these were/ are really fun to write, and I'm proud of them. So there. Screw haters. Sorry, but I don't wake up everyday to impress you. So, here's stuff about me that you can feel free to ignore. I am a super-mega Hetalia fan (Derpdederr). I have blonde/ brown hair that it a teensy bit longer than my chin and blue eyes. My glasses are really thick and they are two colors, green and purple, but if you look straight at them, they're gray. Weird, I know, but you never see me without them. Unless you're a pedo-Spain and watch me as I sleep. Sound familiar? Yes, I am Issa. Issa comes from my middle name, Isabella. I based Issa on myself, but, believe it or not, did not happen to me. Not trying to scare you or anything, but that's fictional. :U Derpdederr, yeah. My blood doesn't explode. I don't actually know my blood type, but it's something negative. So...I can be described as a Canada-like character if you ever see me in real life. But on the internet, or if you break my wall of awkwardness, you can never, EVAR shut me up. I'm just weird like that. :3 If I PM you, you'll probably see me use these two emotocons. :3 and :B Yeah. Un. Often, I speak random snippets of Japanese. I'm not fluent, but I know the basics. I want to be fluent. It's such a pretty language :3 Like, I'll say, "Baka!" Which means Stupid, or idiot, or something. Dame desu means Bad. Mmhmm. I don't think you'll die if you don't know my name or age. You can just call me Mem, Memoranda, Mem-Chan, Memo-chan, Supreme-leader-of-the-world-and-awesomer-than-Prussia...whatever floats your boat. Heck, call me Issa if you want to. Oh, and I am absolutely, completely, one-hundred-percent Christian. I'm proud of my religion, so there. It doesn't mean I hate homosexuals. One of my friends was bi, and he was the first person to make me feel at home when I lived in Idaho. I won't write yaoi or yuri, and I won't read it, but I don't hate it. FYI. Did I forget to mention that I am a former Navy Brat? I did, didn't I? Well, I am. My dad was in the U.S. Navy for about twenty-one years. I'm proud of him, even if he did have to retire early. I've lived in Washington, South Carolina, Hawaii, Virginia, New Hampshire, Japan, Idaho, and Kansas. So, yeah. Basically, I've had my life uprooted and re-planted a lot. I've had to say goodbye to some of the most amazing people in the world, over and over. And over. And it hurts. But I've gotten used to it, and and the internet is a wonderful way to communicate. :3 I'm a complete idiot most of the time. XD True story, brochacho. o3o I found my profile picture on Tumblr. I really don't know who drew it, so, yeah. Not me. I suck at drawing. ESPECIALLY computer drawing. XD It Really Bugs Me When People Type Like This. and it bug5 m3 wh3n p30pl3 typ3 liek dis. Seriously, people. Learn. It's not cute, it's annoying. Um...Currently, my favorite songs are "If It Means a lot to You" by A Day to Remember. And "Unity" by Amaryllis. And "Unhappy Refrain" by Hatsune Miku. :3 My Tumblr URL is memoranda678 dot tumblr dot com. :3 Sometimes I might post sneak peeks to my stories. IF TOO I PROMISE I WILL NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY I NEED A GOOD PUSH NOW AND THEN TO GET OFF TUMBLR AND START WRITING | |||||||||
1. Our Messed Up Lives » reviewsSequel of My Messed Up Life. WARNING: Blood, beeped-out swears, excessive use of the word crap, country lookalikes, extremely powerful bombs, rare blood types, attempted suicide, and some pretty tough choices. NOT your typical OC story.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,379 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 4-21-13 - Published: 4-9-122. The Effects of Bullying » reviewsThis is for all you victims. Never, ever, give up. Never give in to what the bullies say. You are special and irreplaceable. Some one out there cares about you. Don't worry. To the bullies: What could you possibly hope to gain? (Guys, the rest of 16 is up. I messed up, but it's fixed now. There's a happy ending, I swear! D:)Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,606 - Reviews: 275 - Updated: 3-14-13 - Published: 3-25-123. My Messed Up Life » reviewsWARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,753 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 12-3-12 - Published: 12-1-114. Basic Training reviewsThe nations go to camp for the week! Follow Maddie Williams on the Navy team to see how they conquered all the obstacles! Based off real events. A birthday story for my friend, Art and Soul.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-12 - Canada5. The Uninvited Guest reviewsCompanion fic for My Messed Up Life. Two years before Zack meets Issa, he's at home and he is scared of the strange door in the basement! Why did it open when it never has before? Where's the pizza? What was that noise? I only own Zack and partially JosieHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-12 - Tony6. Italy gives up reviewsHetaOni one-shot that I made in like, an hour. Rated T for character death. Review, pleaseHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-28-12 - N. Italy7. Prove you wrong reviewsYeah. This is my first songfic, so it's kinda suckish. it's Prove you wrong by He Is We. I do not own. Fem!UsUk NOT YAOI IN ANY WAY. Review, please?Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-12 - America & England/Britain8. Colored pencils and turtles reviewsYeah...Spamano one-shot! Spain asks fem!Romano for colored pencils, and she comes up with an interesting response! Crack? Yes indeed! Review'n'stuff.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-12 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain9. What's HetaOni? » reviewsSO... A person stumbles across the mansion and falls into the hole and can't get out. rated T cuz it's HetaOni... Crappy summary, please just read it! I OWN NOTHING except for JadeHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-29-12 - Published: 1-3-1210. Much Ado About Nothing reviewsSo, some of the countries are forced into doing a play by England, and yeah. you can guess. Rated 't' for later stuff, I don't own the plot or the characters, I just switched the characters. pairings are USFem!UK, GerFem!Ita, and LietBela. READ IT!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-1211. Paris's playdate reviewsSo, my little sister wanted me to write a fanfic with her OC, Paris. This is what happens when you set up a playdate between a capitol and Belarus. K , 'cause my sister is Violent. o.O NO YAOI!WE OWN NOTHING!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-11 - Belarus & France - Complete12. Teaching Norway » reviewsCanada tries to teach the piano to Norway. the notes for the song are inside. NOTE: no matter how much I want to, I don't own Hetalia or marukaite chikyuu.WARNING: VERY VERY VERY OOC, and I do know I put complete, but it's not, so there.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-11 - Published: 12-8-11 - Canada & Norway13. California and Alaska reviewsso, California and Alaska are left alone! bad idea! California is me and Alaska in InazumaCat1127. I own nothing!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-1114. I am not alone reviewsI own nothing. sadly. this contains Suicidal!Canada x the world. basically, Canada is depressed, and the whole world comes to stop him from committing suicide. cheesy, I know. please read and review anyway!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-7-11 - Canada - Complete15. Anything you want reviewsso this was inspired on a trip to an amusement park on a roller coaster while going up. Disclaimer: IIIII OOOOOWWNNN NOOOOTTHHHIIINNNGGGGGG! sadly well, enjoy!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-11 - America - Complete
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