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Author has written 20 stories for Lord of the Rings, Incarceron series, Harry Potter, Avatar, Woman in Black, Hunger Games, and Boy In the Striped Pajamas. These are from The Elf From Downunder (An Amazing person And An amazing Author) if you're a Ringer like me, copy them into your profile! You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if: { The ones in bold are the ones that relate to me} You invoke the name of Elbereth against Twilight movie posters. You tape your ears to make them pointy. ( i do this all the time, I was Legolas for Halloween) You try to communicate with trees. You keep an eye out for the Entwives. You name buildings after places in Middle-earth. You shout "Aiya Eärendil elenion ancalima!" whenever you see Venus or turn on a flashlight. (Nobody knows what the heck I'm talking about) You call the Big Dipper the Sickle of the Valar. You can recite family lines from the Appendices without looking. Your family knows not to ask you a question about LotR - they will get a long complex lecture when they just want a simple answer. (duh!) You can talk for ten minutes about something in the movies, but you fuss at anyone else who speaks. (I always make fun of Sam, but no one else can!) You don't really need to watch the movies AGAIN, because you have all the dialog memorized - for the Extended Edition. (of course. I watched it literally EVERY DAY for two months.) You cry at some point during all three movies. (The end of Two Towers.) You stop in your tracks and salivate whenever you see an LotR item you don't have. Almost every sentence you say has something to do with LOTR. Your teacher mentioning Orlando Bloom in a conversation in English class makes you laugh for an hour. You spend your free time either a) studying Elven history or b) studying Elvish. Or both, of course. You get annoyed whenever a book says the adjective form of elf is "elfin" instead of "elvish". (Dont u hate that!) If you've also read Percy Jackson and the Olympians, you have an overwhelming impulse to call the Stoll brothers Merry and Pippin. When a test review in a foreign language class asks you how to say "thank you", your first reaction is "hannon le". 99 percent of FanFiction authors copy and paste stuff on their profile. If you're part of the 99 percent, copy and paste this on your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.(And I'll keep it that way!) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||
1. The Ranger Unmasked » reviewsWhile staying in Imladris, Legolas meets a violent Ranger with a dark past, who isn't who he says he is...Will he join the Fellowship? And how Legolas react?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-25-12 - Published: 12-15-11 - Legolas2. Eowyn's Poem reviewsA poem I wrote about her silent screamsLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-12 - Eowyn - Complete3. The Rise of Sauron reviewsA poem I wrote about the people whose lives were destroyed by the Dark Lord.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-124. The Room of Requirement reviewsA small poem I wrote about this famous room. If you read it, please take the time to review it. Thanks.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-12 - Complete5. The Dancing Flame reviewsA poem I wrote about Legolas in battle. If you take the time to read, please review.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-12 - Legolas6. Aragorn's Poem reviewsA Love Poem That Aragorn Wrote For ArwenLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-12 - Arwen U. & Aragorn - Complete7. Hushed » reviewsElsa isn't ready to trust anyone, much less a grimn young soldier by the name of Lieutenant Kotler. But when the two begin to play a dangerous game, it's only a matter of time before one of them is caught...And there will be consequences. R and R!Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-13-12 - Published: 4-8-128. American Swag » reviewsDraco decides to walk and talk like an American...Will Hermione be the only sane one? Please forgive me for the way I portray us Americans! Please R and R! ON HIATUS until further notice!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-13-12 - Published: 11-27-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.9. Effie And Hatmitch You Call THAT a Kiss! reviewsWhat happens when you take two supposedly sober adults who supposedly hate each other, put them in a room with some jello, and have them supposedly fall in love with each other? Read it! Review it! Love it!Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-12 - Effie T. & Haymitch A. - Complete10. Do You Know How It Feels? reviewsLegolas is confused with his new emotions about the man whom he thought was just his friend...but now he wants much more than that. Mild slash. Please review!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-12 - Legolas & Aragorn11. A Woman Worth Dying For reviewsWith Stella gone, Arthur has no will to live. Will he end his life to be with her? R and R!Woman in Black - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete12. Raise Your Staff reviewsA funny song paraody of Raise Your Glass, by Pink. Please R and R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-12 - Complete13. The Place the Eye Cannot See reviewsJust a small drabble about Jakes emotions after the Hometree is cut down, told from Jake's POV. Please review!Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-12 - Jake S. - Complete14. Loveless? reviewsGrace is in love with Jake, but she fears he doesn't feel the same. Will he suprise her, or break her heart?Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-12 - Grace A. & Jake S.15. The Talking Patronus » reviewsDraco Malfoy feels a burning passion for Hermione Granger. In a desperate last resort, he asks her to the Yule Ball by means of a talking Patronus. In spite of herself, Hermione agrees to a cruel trick that could result in horrible consequences-ON HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-11 - Published: 12-8-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.16. The Chapel reviewsClaudia finds Jared praying in a chapel at Queen Sia's palace. This meeting leads to some sharing of deep feelings. Is it real, or just her imagination? You decide, and tell me in comments.Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-11 - Claudia A. & Jared S. - Complete17. Not A Bad Place For A Bath reviewsHarry is consumed with the beautiful Cedric Diggory...so when he tells him to go to the prefect's bathroom, Harry has no choice but to obey. Who knew he would find more than Moaning Myrtle there...very slashy. r and r please!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-11 - Harry P. & Cedric D.18. It Could Never Be reviewsLegolas is in love with the beautiful Arwen. Maybe I'll expand on it, but for now it's a one-shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-11 - Arwen U. & Legolas19. Forbidden reviewsJared is in love with Claudia, but he knows it's wrong.Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-11 - Jared S. & Claudia A. - Complete20. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark reviewsLegolas is afraid to take the night shift because he is afraid of the dark...and he's afraid to tell anyone.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-11 - Legolas & Aragorn
