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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.
PLEASE NOTE: I am currently on a sort-of-maybe-permenant-hiatus. I might keep posting stories, but not nearly as frequently and possibly not at all. But you're welcome to read them and review! I do check my PMs so if you wanna talk to me there, please do. thank you!
also: everything below in my profile was from about a year ago, so note I may have changed etc. If you are at all curious about anything else about me (my beliefs, things I support, ships, fandoms, music, favorite websites, anything at all) PM me and I'll update you.
- "LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!" - The Beatles
- "LOVE IS LOUDER THAN THE PRESSURE TO BE PERFECT!" - Demi Lovato
Name: Chippy (or Chip, according to Prim...), or anything else you feel like calling me. I'm not picky.
Age: Weeellll, I'm in high school
Location: Narnia, but on the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet is Hogwarts! (just kidding, I'm American. Oh, also: I hate cheeseburgers)
I'm not a writer. I'm just a girl with stories in her head, and sometimes I like to share them.
Forums I (used to) participate in:
HARRY POTTER FANFICTION CHALLENGES
PROMPTS, PROMPTS, PROMPTS
ALLONSY, GERONIMO AND FANTASTIC!
my friends on fanfiction:
Alice (watching stiricide),
Tara (Mrs.Kyouya Ootori),
Ishie/Isha (if we still belong),
and I think Rae is my friend (angels weep before they fly),
and Middy (keep my issues drawn).
Kim-- my non-watching-glee-twin (HawthornEcho14453),
Prim (Stolen Sunshine),
Dee (dee the deer),
and Lizard (PaintingYourLittleWorldBlack),
and Aditi (Lost In A Musical Daydream),
Booky (Iridescent Bookworm),
Lucy (WeasleySeeker) ...
It's very likely that I have forgotten some people, so please PM me if I have and don't feel left out! :)
Thanks to all who voted on my first poll! (a poll on slash) In case you want to know the results, the majority of my voters voted for "It's okayl, I dont really read it, but I dont mind it" (10 voters, 43 percent), 8 of my voters voted for "its cool, I like it." with 34 percent, 5 votes were for "OMGZ I LOVE IT! I READ IT ALL THE TIME! GAYS ROCK MY WORLD etc" which was 21 percent. None of my wonderful voters voted for either "Ew! It's gross!" or "GAYS CAN GO TO HELL"! I have a new poll up now, if you'd like to take the time.
I read fanfiction for:
- All Harry Potter BOOKS
- All books written by Tamora Pierce set in realm of Tortall and the realms surrounding it (in any and all time periods)
I support all cannon ships. I hate (dislike) all non-cannon ships.
The ones I hate most include... Dramione (Draco/Hermione), Harmony (Harry/Hermione), Hermione/Snape, Anyone-who-is-not-Lily/Snape (even then, I dont like Snilly because it never happened), Draco/Ginny, Minerva/Albus (Dumbledore is gay! As in homosexual! As in does-not-like-women!), And all other non-cannon things!! The only exceptions have been some humorous Bellatrix/Voldie 's. And those have all been light-hearted and NOT 'Sirius'.
Next-Gen ships I hate: LilyScor, Anyone-Other-Than-Victoire/Teddy, Anyone-Other-Than-Scorpius/Rose... (except I have a soft spot for alscor :3) Uhm I can't think of anymore...
Genres I write for: Romance, Romance, Romance! I don't usually write angst. It's hard for me to write Family, but I can I think...
My favorite ships are...
(IN HARRY POTTER)
Scorose or Rosius (Rose/Scorpius. I AM A PROUD SCORROSIAN!), Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Rolf (So under-appreciated! So wonderful!), Tonks/Remus, James S. P./OC, Lily L. P./Lysander (It's not really cannon either... But I do so love Next-Gen), Teddy/Victoire (This one IS cannon!), Albus/OC (Where the OC is Alice Longbottom, daughter of Neville and Hannah), Neville/Hannah Abbot, George/Angelina (Don't Worry, It's Cannon.), Percy/Audrey (same as above. On another note, I like this ship best where Audrey is a muggle. I have no idea why...) and Hugo/OC (where the OC is PaperBagPrincess's very own Grace Dursley)
(IN THE TORTALLIAN UNIVERSE)
Daine/Numar, Alanna/George (I don't particularly care for Alanna/Jonathan. Even though it's cannon, they don't end up together so it just feels... wrong to me. I dunno... Don't judge me.), Aly/Nawat (OMG I LOVE THIS SHIP LIKE NOBODY'S BUISNESS!), Buri/Raoul (This is so awesome I love the scene where we figure out they slept together. I wonder how that party went hmmm?), Basically all cannon ships.
I write ships for... Scorose, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, George/Angelina, Audercy (Percy/Audrey), Teddy/Victoire, Albus/OC, and some OCs of mine. Note: I might have some femslash, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
Also, I am not a Twihard, but I DO NOT hate Twilight. I think it is okay (nothing can compare to Harry Potter... except for maybe Lord of the Rings and Princess Bride and Fringe and Pirates of the Caribbean). So yeah.
But anyway... welcome to my humble abode. Please make your self at home among these towers of stories. As my library gets bigger, my writing will get better. So, please explore!
Peace, Love, wizards, and vampires. Music should be like candy. You throw out all the rappers. The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. MLIA. MY LIFE IS AVERAGE. we are nonjas. slamming into glass doors and knocking over plants and doing stupid things that we joke about is our power. we are opposite of ninjas. DearBlankPleaseBlank Team Alice. Cuz she beats every other team. Friends are people who bring you up and hold you there. Not put you down. LIFE LESSON: Don't lick comforters. I love being random. It's my specialty. Besides being a nonja. And besides being weird... Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow-in-the-dark stickers. God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice. "It's always in the last place you look." Well duh, who keeps looking after they've found what they're looking for? "Life is short." What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. "Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?! And on that note, why should you sleep in a bed that you made? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having made your bed in the first place? "Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues... Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. Everything works in theory. Proven Fact: You can never have too much fluff. LIFE LESSON: If you can't find something, look under your bed or in you closet.Real is just a matter of perception. LIFE LESSON: All you need is love. I'm tired of fighting; I want to be faught for. I'm tired of caring; I want to be cared for. I'm tired of just being me; I want to be yours. The creative adult is the child who survived. Everyone is a child at heart. It just depends on how much they show it. So, show your inner-child, people. Show your inner-child! Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to dance in the rain Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
BEST QUOTE EVER:
"I believe that you fall in love with a person's soul, not their gender." -OVERSTREETS
RANDOM SIDE NOTE:
Rainbow. That's what autocorrect says. Seriously. I typed a "v" and it decided I was trying to say "rainbow". I don't mind though... Auto correct usually either annoys me to great proportions or it cracks me up.
Things to know about me:
- I'm obsessed with..
• Harry Potter
• Constructive Criticism
- I like Chai Tea.
- I like rain. It's fun to dance in.
- I have a legit Dopple Ganger. She's my twin.
- I go to Hogwarts. I'm Gryffindor.
Favorite Websites (other than this epicallyawesomethingythatilovesomuch):
Jkrowling's website (look it up in freaking google)
Taylor Swift's website (if you don't like her, it's fine. Don't bash me about it.)
if anyone wants to be my friend on pottermore, pm me and we can exchange usernames/pennames/thingamabobs
PM me for suggestions, complaints, prompts, advice, constructive criticism, random awesome things, quotes... you're life problems... um anything really!
Also pleaseplease don't review to a story of mine and say something off-topic! Only review if it has something to do with the story or my A/N! (Because I know I can be a bit random with what I say in my A/Ns so you're excused if you're replying to that...) Thanksss!
Okay, so it can be a bit off topic.. those reviews are amusing.
JUST DONT REVEIW AND ONLY ADVERTISE YOUR STORY! I hate it when people do that. So annoying.
I don't like that test.
I'M STILL A 'PUFF UNLESS POTTERMORE PROVES ME WRONG!
... It did.
I'm a Gryff. But I'm learning more about myself and remember Neville! He turned out a supermegafoxyawesomehot (AVPM) guy so.. ;)
TIME FOR THE RE-BLOG/POST/PASTE WATCHAMACALL 'EM THINGAMABOBS!
Bold the ones you are:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (this has literally happened before. someone has asked me if I'm anorexic. Most offensive thing EVER.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST be really BOYISH or WANT TO BE A BOY.
I'm sexually active, so I MUST be a slut and/or a SLAG
My family has a lot of MONEY so I must be a stuck-up, snooty, BITCH.
(edit: jan.4, 2013)
note: from the list I'm gonna post stuff that if now true for me, that isn't bolded above as it wasn't that way before this new hiatus/change/thingy
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (this one was true, just forgot to bold it. lol you can't go from not0a-virgin to virgin! and anyway, the concept of virginity is a bit stupid.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
(some I made myself:)
I'm SEX POSITIVE so I MUST be a whore who wants to have sex with everybody and is perverted
I have SHORT HAIR and DRESS BOYISHLY so I MUST be a dyke.
(also: this one "I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat."I just noticed is shaming anorexia. um. excuse me?! so rude!)
BEST STORY YOU'LL EVER READ : http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6669815/1/
I highly recomend it. It's called "It's Real To Us" by Amy (over-rehearsed)
OMG. THAT WAS A LONG PROFILE!!!!
(this SHIP of FOOLS)
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