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Avatar- XD Thing I made in Picmonkey when I was bored. Poor Mr. L and his many fangirls...
Mah Age: 13 years old
Name (like you don't already know it)- Samantha Marie Springfield.
Flipnote Hatena Name- Mr. L Fan
Flipnote Hatena Command Code- Down/Left/A/L/B/B/Down/Right
Facebook Page- https://www.facebook.com/Luigisgirlfriend?ref=hl
3DS friend code- 4785-4389-9568 (Don't forget you have to send me your friend code, too!)
Personal Mii on 3DS- The Doctor
3DS name- Mr. L Fan
WHO WANTS TO KNOW SOME STUFF ABOUT ME!?!? TOO BAD. HAVE AT YOU... JK. :3
1. I play the French Horn. That's an instrument. Look it up.
2. My hair is really dark brown and it comes down past my shoulders.
3. My eyes are dark green and have flecks of blue and silver mixed with it. Cool, right? X3
4. I ship myself with Dimentio, Mr. L, Count Bleck, Italy, Mario, Will Henry, Mr. M, Luigi, the Doctor, Zim, Germany, Shadow the hedgehog, America, Big Macintosh, Prince Luigii, Prince Marron, Lerange, Romano, Dib, O' Chunks, and Fawful... XD XD XD X3 :3 Yep, I'm crazy.
5. My birthday is Sept. 22.
6. I have a little bro named Evan.
7. I like to draw, but I'm not very good at it... MOST of the time... Herm...
8. I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!! So does L.
9. I say I like pie, but I don't :3
(HA, NO NUMBER 10)
11. I'm suddenly in love with dubstep...
12. I'm supposed to wear glasses... But I don't :3
13. I don't see the cast of Super Paper Mario as how the game portrays them. I see them as how hambammich64 on Deviantart draws them. Except that Dimentio wears a mask... Yeah...
14. As of 8:37:06 P.M. Saturday, October 6th, 2012, I have finally officially completed watching both seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Now, to prepare for the third season...
GUYS, don't ask me when I'm updating/ if I've updated something. YOU'LL KNOW. Trust meh.
OMG FAWFUL IS THE CUTEST THING TO EVER BE CREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
I'm single, so I fantasize about dating certain video game characters. DON'T JUDGE.
HEY. DIMENTIO IS AWESOME. MWAHAHAHAHA! HAVE AT YOU WHO THINK DIFFERENTLY B
I like 'brotherly love' type stories. You know, brothers comforting brothers. THAT kind of stuff. Not, like, yaoi... *Shivers*
RANDOM ROLEPLAY TIME!!!
(Warning- The following section of Samantha's profile may include uncontrollable awkwardness, extreme doses of randomness, possible drama, chicken wings, terrific singing, and/or duct tape. The readers should think twice before reading if they are allergic to random, awkward, caterpillars, blue hedgehogs, and/or pencil shavings. This message has been brought to you from the garage of Mr. L Thunder. That is all.)
Mr. L- Sam...?
Mr. L- ... What's on your head?
Me- It's a fez. I wear fezzes now. Fezzes are cewl.
Mr. L- HEY, don't steal quotes from Doctor Who!
Me- Why not? :3
Mr. L- Cause. Nuff said.
Me- Hi Dimmy!
Dimentio- ... And so I leave like-
Me- *Glomps Dimentio*
Me- I'm so tired...
Dimentio- ... Good to know...?
Me- Have you ever heard of the Blorbs?
Dimentio- ... Pardon?
Mr. L- Isn't that some kind of disease?
Me- WHOA, when did Mario get here?!?!?!??!?!?!
Mario- I was here the whole time. Just watching you kids.
Mr. L- KIDS!?!?!?!
Mr. L- ...
Mario What do you want me to say?
Mr. L- *Shrugs*
Me- *Gets off of Dimentio* Wanna sing a song?
Mr. L- ... What?!?!?!?!?!?
Me- Well, since I'm not allowed to put song lyrics into my stories, I wanna make you guys sing on here instead.
Mr. L- Whut.
Mario and Dimentio- -_-'''
Me- ... Let's just sing, 'K?
Mr. L- What song?
Mario- How about 'Monster' by Meg and Dia. The Cascada remix, though.
Me- 'K, whatever. I'll start... WAIT, let Dimentio start :3
Dimentio- Why me?
Me- 'Cause. Nuff said.
Mr. L- Who's Nuff?
Mario- ... Are you serious, L?
Sirius- No, I'M Sirius.
Me- ... I WANNA SING!!!
Matt Bellamy- Me too.
Me, Mr. L, Dimentio, and Mario- o.O'''
Dimentio- ... Uhm... I'll start...
Mr. L- *Puts CD into random disc player and song starts playing* 3... 2... 55... 7... 1 and a half... GO.
Dimentio- (Mentally- How did they talk me into doing this...? Wait... Sam?!?!?! Will you do the first part????)
Me- (Mentally- *Sigh* Fine.) *Starts singing* Mons-Mons-Mons-Monster... How should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.
Mr. L- Monster... How should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.
Matt Bellamy- Monster... How should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.
Mario- Looking through the window...
Dimentio- Looking through the window...
Mr. M- *Comes out of nowhere* Check this out!
Random instrumental part*
Me- His little whispers; love me. love me.
Mr. L- That's all I ask for; love me. Love me!
Mario- *Looks at his hand* He battered his tiny fists to feel something. (Mentally- Why am I doing this DX)
Sirius- Wondered what it's like to touch, and feel something. (Mentally- I couldn't tell you.)
Matt Bellamy- Monster.
Dimentio- How should I feel?
Mr. L- *Eyes turn red* Creatures lie here.
Me- Looking through the window.
Dimentio- Looking through the window.
More random instrumental*
Mr. M- That night he caged her-
Mario- Bruised and broke her.
Me- He struggled closer-
Dimentio- Then he stole her. *Snaps fingers and everything turns dark for a couple seconds*
Matt Bellamy- Violet wrists and then her ankles-
Mario- Silent pain...
Mr. L- Then he slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams. *Looks dreamily up at the sky*
Dimentio- How should I feel?
Sirius- *Turns into a black dog* Creatues lie here.
Mr. M- Looking through the window.
Me- And I will... Hear the voices. *Looks over at the wall*
Matt Bellamy- I'm a glass child.
Mr. L- I am Hannah's regrets. (Mentally- Who's Hannah?)
MORE random instrumental*
Mario- (Mentally- I dunno.) Monster.
Me- How should I feel?
Dimentio- (Mentally- Nngh... I hate this part.) Turn the sheets down.
Mr. M- (Mentally- Me too :P) Murder ears with pillow lace.
Matt Bellamy- There's bathtubs.
Mario- Full of glowflies.
Mr. L- (Mentally- Isn't it fireflies?) Bathe in kerosine.
Me- Their words tattoed in his veins.
MORE random instrumental*
Mr. L- *Echoes him* Monster.
Matt Bellamy- How should I feel?
Mario- How should I feel?
Mr. L and Sirius- Creatues lie here.
Dimentio and Mr. M- Creatures lie here.
Me- Looking through the windows...
Sirius- ... Well, bye. *Leaves*
Matt Bellamy- See ya. *Also*
Me- That was fun!!!
Mr. L- Neh.
Mr. M- That was kinda fun...
Mr. L- *Scuffs the floor with his shoe* What now?
Me- WE EAT BANANAS!!!
Mr. L- Uh... Sam-
Me- WHAT?!?!?!?!? HITLER IS DEAD!?!?!?!?!!? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS?!?!?!?! *Attacks Mr. L*
Mario- ... Not again...
Dimentio- What? Has this happened before?
Luigi- *Appears* Unfortunately, yes.
Mr. M- Samantha likes to fade in and out of sanity... Or, as Madz calls it, Nutmanship.
Madz- *Comes out of nowhere* Wooooow... Officially part of Sam's profile!!! Cool! :D
Mr. L- *Defending self against me* Hey, Madz! I could use a little he-e-ellllp!!!
Madz- Hmmm... No. HAH.
Me- *Looks over at Mr. M* OMS WHY IS THERE A METROID ON YOUR FACE!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *Points to Mr. M's face, but there's nothing there*
Mr. M- ...
Luigi- Wait, why am I here?
Madz- Because Samantha decided that since Mr. M AND Mario were here that both you and Mr. L had to be here. It's actually very logical.
Luigi- ... Whut.
Dimentio- Maybe we should- *Gets glomped by me* GAH!!!
Me- I'm going to love you and squeeze you and hug you and call you George!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario- Y'know what would be really awkward? If Peach suddenly appeared.
Peach- *Walks over* Hey guys! What's up with Sam?
Madz- She's going crazy.
Peach- Oh... I can fix this. *Walks over to me and whispers something in my ear*
Me- *Snaps out of insanity* WHAT?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??! *Looks accusingly at Luigi*
Luigi- o.O''' Uhm... W-What did you tell her?
Me- *Still glaring at Luigi*
Peach- ... Nothing.
Mr. L- XD XD XD
Me- ... Hey, did you guys know that I have wings? *Sprouts brown, feathery wings*
Mario, Mr. M, Mr. L, Madz, Dimentio, and Peach- Yes.
Everyone- *Stares at him*
Luigi- ... Sorry?
Mr. M- It's just... Everyone knows that Sam has wings.
Luigi- Oh yeah?! Well, I'm gonna call Pizza King and see if the person on the phone knows that Sam has wings!!! *Picks up his cell phone and calls Pizza King*
Random guy- *Answers the phone* Hello? This is Pizza King. How may I help you?
Luigi- I don't want to order anything. Sorry. I just have a question.
Random guy- 'K.
Luigi- Do you know who Samantha Springfield is?
Random guy- That teenage girl with the brown wings? Yeah, I know her. Why?
Luigi- .o.O. ... *Hangs up* Point taken.
Me and M- *Smirk*
Mario- ... *Rolls eyes*
Dimentio- Well, I will leave now. Ciao! *Teleports away*
Me- Bye, Dimmy! ... Roll call! Madz?
Me- Good. Mario?
Me- Mmhm... Mr. M?
Mr. M- Accounted for.
Me- ... Okay. Peach?
Peach- Here :)
Me- *Smiles* 'K. Luigi?
Luigi- *Grumbles* I'm here...
Me- SPOILSPORT. Aaaand... Mr. L?
Mr. L- *Looks up* Whut?
Mr. M- XD XD XD
Mr. L- WHAT!?!?!
Count Bleck- *Teleports in* Hey, Nastasia, I need- *Looks around, confused* Who are you people asked Count Bleck?
Me- OH. MY. STARS. IT'S COUNT BLECKY!!!!
Mr. M- ... Blecky? *ROTFL*
Me- *Glomps Count Bleck*
Count Bleck - .o.O.
Me- *Snuggling the Count* Mmm... Your cape is soft...
Count Bleck -... It's, uh, made of celestial satin...
Me- Mmmmmm... *Falls asleep*
Count Bleck- T.T Get her off, please.
Mr. M and Mr. L- *Help pry me off*
Count Bleck- Thank you said Count Bleck, noticing that he hadn't spoken in third person the entire time. Well, bye said Count Bleck! *Teleports away*
Mr. L- *Cradling me* What now?
Mario- *Shrugs* We could-
Peach- -sing again.
Me- *Snaps awake* OR YOU COULD WATCH ME BE CREEPY.
Mr. L- *Drops me in surprise, but I land on my feet like a cat*
Mario- ... I doubt you could scare me.
Me- ... How much money do you bet?
Mr. L- A hundred coins.
Peach- Ten coins.
Mr. M- Fifty gold coins.
Madz- Two hundred gold coins.
Me- ... I was asking Mario, but okay.
Mario- A thousand gold coins.
Me- o.O *Evil smirk* Challenge accepted.
Everyone stands back as I step into the center of wherever we are*
Mario- *Crosses arms and leans on the wall*
Me- *Clears throat* Let's begin.
Mr. M- *Rolls eyes*
Me- *Growls and voice is very deep and demonic* Don't roll your eyes at me. *Eyes and clothes glow black* *Shadows and smoke swirl around me* *Laughs evilly*
Mr. L and Mr. M- *Hugging each other in fright and whimpering*
Peach and Madz- *Close to crying and are hugging Mario*
Mario- *Completely unfazed and watching me with amusement*
Me- *Goes back to normal* *Looks at everyone and smirks, but then I look at Mario and I frown* ... That didn't scare you?
Mario- *Shakes head* Nope.
Me- ... Are you serious???
Sirius- *Comes out of nowhere... Again* NO, I'M Sirius.
Mr. L- H-How d-did th-that not sc-scare y-you???
Mr. M- Y-Yeah...
Madz and Peach- *Speechless*
Mario- *Shrugs* I dunno.
Me- *Looks at everyone* Why are you looking at me like that??
Madz- I... I didn't know you could do that...
Me- ... *Sad sigh* You guys don't know A LOT about me...
Sirius- ... Awkwardness detected. I'll leave now. *Leaves*
Mario- *Looks away and then at me* Um...
Mr. L- ...
Mr. M- *Blushing very slightly*
Me- ... CAN WE SING NOW!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!? :3
Peach- *Shrugs* Sure.
Madz- Yes!!! :D
Me- YAY!!! ... Who chose the last song?
Mario- I did.
Me- Thennnn... I wanna choose this song! :)
Mr. M- 'K. Someone should wake Luigi up, though...
Me- I can handle this... *Walks over to Luigi, kneels down, and then takes out an airhorn and blows it in Luigi's ear*
Luigi- *Sno-* GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Snaps awake and jumps fifty yards into the air*
Everyone but Luigi- *ROTFL* XD XD XD XD XD
Mario- *Composes self* Heh... Heh... 'K. Sam, would you pick the song so we can get started?
Me- *Also composes self* Sure... Hmm... How... About... DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again by Usher?
Mr. L- OMS YES.
Mr. M- Sure!
Peach- *Giggles* Okay!
Luigi- *Still having a mini heart-attack*
Me- 'K!!! Mr. L, you start.
Mr. L- Right, 'K. *Flashes a thumbs-up*
Me- *Puts in a CD and goes to the right song* Ready? Go!
Mr. L- So we back in the club-
Mr. M- Get that bodies rocking from side to side.
Me and Mario- Side-Side to side.
Peach- Thank God the week is done.
Luigi- *Manages to compose self enough to sing with us* I feel like a zombie gone back to life.
Madz- Back-Back to life.
Mr. L- Hands up!
Me- And suddenly, we all got our hands up!
Mr. M- No control, of my body.
Mario- Ain't I seen you before?
Madz- I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes.
Peach- Eyes, eyes, eyes.
Mr. L- 'Cause baby tonight!
Me- The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Mario- Yeah baby tonight!
Mr. M- The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Luigi- So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life.
Mr. L- Gonna get you right.
Madz- 'Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Mr. L- Keep downing drinks like this.
Peach- No tomorrow, there's just right now, now, now.
Mario- Now, now, now. now.
Mr. M- Gonna set the roof on fire.
Me- Gonna burn this mother-*Skips cuss word*- down, down, down.
Luigi- Down, down, down.
Madz- Hands up, when the music drops!
Mr. L- We both put our hands up.
Everyone skips the really awkward part...*
Peach- Swear I've seen you before.
Mario- I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes.
Me- Eyes, eyes, eyes.
Madz and Luigi- 'Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us falling in love again!
Me and Mario- Yeah baby tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Peach and Mr. M- So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life.
Mr. L- Gonna get you right.
Luigi- 'Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us falling in love again! (Mentally- Guys? Which Pitbull part do we sing??)
Mr. L- (Mentally- The one with Spanish. You know? This one-) In the cover of the music, you make it, baby. I'm sorry, chica.
Madz- (Mentally- Ah, 'K.) Better holla at Tyrone. Let him know how I jump through foot loop.
Me- Scolla chica, two can. We from the blocka blocka o' polaca.
Mario- Where the boys get loose like Wacka Flacka.
Peach- Oh, no, man, it's global. Was'up Colale flacka.
Luigi- (Mentally- Oh... Right...) I wanna be your giant, no, not your dada.
Mr. L- (Mentally- X3) Dale abre ai. Papa Nicholas, baby let me see.
Mr. M- Yo soi un Jaunita. (Mentally- Umm... I don't know what these words mean... They're not cuss words, are they?)
Me- (Mentally- If they're coming from Pitbull, then yes. They're probably cuss words. HOWEVER, I don't know. Google Translate doesn't say it says ANYTHING.) Que stato taito. Yo freco? No, OK. *Mumbles/sings a bunch of unintelligible words as the next person starts the chorus*
Madz- 'Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Peach- Yeah, baby, tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Mario- So dance, dance like it's the last, last night of your life, life.
Mr. L- Gonna get you right.
Luigi- 'Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Mr. M- Yeah baby tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Me- So dance, dance like it's the last, last night of your life, life!
Madz- Gonna get you right!
Peach- 'Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us fallin' in love again!
Mario- Yeah, thank you, DJ. Haha.
Awkward moment of silence*
Mr. M- ... Sam? What's Google Translate?
Me- ... You don't have Internet... Do you?
Mario- ... What's Internet?
Me- *Facepalm* UGH...
Luigi- ... Is it some kind of disease?
Everyone except Mario and Madz cower in fear*
Madz- I know what Internet is. *Smiles reassuringly*
Mario- *Is giving me a thoughtful look*
Me- *Does a double take at Mario* Oh... Hi... *Stands there awkwardly for a few moments, and then stretches wings out and shoots into the air* *Flies to Castle Bleck*
Mr. L- BUT-
Mr. M- *Puts hand over L's mouth* Ssh. Sam is having a moment... *Turns to Mario* Maybe you'd better go find and talk to her...
Mario- ... Why me??
Mr. M- ... I don't know... Actually, I DO know, but... It's hard to explain and Samantha told me not to tell anyone... So... Yeah...
Mario- ... Oh... *Sighs* Fine.
Peach- ... Good luck.
Mario- T.T Thanks. *Turns and then takes off running towards Castle Bleck*
Mr. L- ... I hope Sam doesn't kill him...
Mr. M- Agreed...
MEANWHILE, Mario has arrived at Castle Bleck and, after talking to the Count and Nastasia for a couple moments, goes up to Sam's room.
Mario- *Starts to knock on the door, but then hears me crying* (Mentally to self- Ooh... I'm not good with sad people...) *Slowly opens my door*
Me- *Lying on my bed, hugging my pillow and crying into it* *Wings are lying lopsided on my back* *Doesn't notice Mario*
Me- *Slightly glances up* W-What.
Mario- Are you okay? *Slowly approaches me*
Me- I'm fine...
Mario- Then... Why'd you fly away? *Sits down at the edge of my bed*
Me- 'Cause I didn't want anyone to see me cry... *Sniffles slightly*
Mario- *Mental sigh* And why are you crying?
Madz- Give those back, L!!!
Mr. L- MAKE ME!!!
Madz- I WILL!!! *Blasts L with star-power*
Mr. L- *Cries out and drops Madz's fingerless gloves* OW!!!!!!!
Madz- *Smirks and picks up her gloves*
Luigi- *Looks over at L and Madz, and then back at M* Truth or dare?
Mr. M- *Thinks for a second* Dare!
Luigi- 'K... I dare you to... Um... Go up to Peach and start quacking.
Mr. M- .o.O. O-Okay...
Peach- *Standing at the top of a hill, looking at Castle Bleck, which is literally miles away*
Mr. M- *Gulps and walks up to Peach, and starts quacking*
Peach- *Startled, whips around and then starts laughing*
Mr. M- *Blushes and runs back to Luigi, who is also laughing* Shut up. Truth or dare?
Me- Um... I-I'm crying because... Augh, I was stressed. When I'm stressed, I cry. Okay? *Looks away, ashamed*
Mario- There's nothing to be ashamed of. *Smiles reassuringly and then awkwardly runs his hand through my hair*
Me- *Stays silent and lets Mario play with my hair*
Mario- *Asks softly* So, why were you stressed?
Me- ... I feel like I'm the only one who knows anything... I know, it's a dumb reason to be stressed...
Mario- ... Not really.
Me- *Looks up* Really?
Mario- *Nods* Really.
Me- ... Oh...
Mario- *Smiles, and then suddenly gently forces me to sit up before hugging me*
Me- *Surprised* Squee... *Blushes*
Mario- *Hugs me for a couple more seconds before letting go* *Blushing* S-Sorry... I-I just...
Me- Sorry? Why the L are you apologizing?? *Hugs Mario*
Mario- *Makes weird noise of protest/surprise/OMS*
Me- *Pulls away and stands up* *Still blushing* We should, uh, go back to the others.
Mario- *Also blushing, stands up* Yep.
Me- *Nods and then takes off flying through my open window*
Mario- *Runs back to where the others are*
When Mario and I get there, everyone is fighting. Mr. L and Madz are yelling at each other and shooting elements at each other while Mr. M and Luigi are throwing punches and screaming at each other. Peach is just standing back, scared of getting involved.*
Mario- I'll take care of Luigi and M. You get L and Madz. Then we'll both comfort Peach. Deal?
Me- Deal. *Flies over to Madz and Mr. L and steps between them*
Mr. L- *Was about to throw an enormous ball of lightning but panicked when I got in the way and ended up throwing the lightning at a nearby tree*
Madz- * Calmly lowers her fist and looks at me*
Me- Stop it. Both of you. You're acting like five-year olds.
Mr. L- But-
Me- No buts.
Mario- *Is standing between Luigi and M with a hand on each of their chests to keep them from attacking each other*
Mr. M- But, Mario-
Luigi- -He dared me to-
Mr. M- -Kiss the princess!!!
Mario- *Sigh* *Looks over at me*
Madz and Mr. L have started fighting again, but this time I'm fighting as well*
Madz- But it's not-
Mr. L- -Fair!!!
Me- I DON'T CARE!!!
Mario- *Sighs again* Looks like I have to deal with this myself...
Me- *Growls and then yells* STOP! ALL OF YOU!
Everyone goes silent and looks at me*
Me- Stop fighting. Let's just... Sing a My Little Pony song, or something...
Mr. L- ... How about 'Giggle at the Ghosty'?
Mr. M- ... Sure...
Peach- ... Can I start?
Mario- ... Yeah...
Madz- Yay! I love that song!
Me- *Giggles* Okay.
Luigi- But what about-
Pinkie Pie- *Comes out of nowhere* Hi, guys!
Everyone stares at her*
Me- ... Hi... So... Um... Let's... Start singing!!! :D
The song starts playing*
Peach- When I was a little filly and the sun was going dooooooowwwwnn.
Me- The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frooooooowwwwnnn.
Madz- I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I saw.
Pinkie Pie- But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all.
Luigi- *Realizes that he's the first boy to start singing but shrugs and starts singing anyway* She said, 'Pinkie! You gotta stand up tall! Learn to face your fears!'
Mario- 'You'll see that they can't hurt you, just laugh to make them disappear!'
Mr. L- Ha ha ha!
Mr. M- Soooo, giggle at the ghostly!
Me- Guffaw at the grossly!
Madz- Crack up at the creepy!
Peach- Whoop it up with the weepy!
Luigi- Chortle at the kooky!
Mario- Snortle at the spooky!
Mr. L- And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna- *Bursts into giggles*
Pinkie Pie- LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! :D
Everyone collapses in a laughing fit*
Me- XD XD XD X3 Hah... Hah... That was fun!!!
Pinkie Pie- Yep! :D *Giggles*
Rainbow Dash- *Flies in* Pinkie! I told you to- *Gets glomped by Mr. L*
Mr. L- OMSYOU'RETHEBESTPONYEVER-
Me- *Pries L off Rainbow* Whoa there, L.
Rainbow Dash- *Stands up and shakes self off*
Applejack- *Trots in* Pinkie! RD! What did ah tell ya? Don't- *Gets interrupted by M*
Mr. M- OMSYOUHAVEANAWESOMEACCENTANDILOVEYOU!!!
Me- -_-''' M...
Fluttershy- *Flies in slowly* U-Uhm...
Luigi- *Forces himself to not freak out and glomp Fluttershy*
Me- Am I the only one who's not crazy?
Madz, Mario, and Peach- Nope.
Rarity and Twilight Sparkle- *Trot in*
No one reacts at all*
Rarity- *Offended* Well, apparently no one likes moi! How dare you all!
Twilight Sparkle- *Shakes head* They probably don't notice us.
Mario- *Looks up, sees Rarity and Twilight, and then starts talking to me again as if he never noticed them*
Twilight and Rarity- :'O
All of the ponies disappear*
Mr. L- ... Well then...
Madz- ... Have you guys ever seen thecomputernerd01's videos on Youtube?
Everyone but me and Madz- No.
Me- OMS YES!!!! HE'S HILARIOUS!!!
Madz- IKR!?!??!? XD XD XD I LOVE his parodies!
Me- Ikr!??!?! And his reciting of songs! XD XD XD
Madz- YES!!! XD XD XD
Mr. M- ...?
Mr. L- Uhm...
Luigi- What's Youtube?
Everyone except me- *Glare at Luigi*
Me- *Ignores Luigi* Hey! I have my Ipod! I can probably get Internet with it! And then I can show you his videos :3
Luigi- *Is about to ask what an Ipod is, but Mr. L slaps him firmly across the face*
Me- *Takes out my purple Ipod Touch and goes to the Internet* ... Aaaaand... I have Internet! Yay!
Madz- Awesome! Look up the 'Can't Be Tamed Miley Cyrus Reciting'!
Me- Ok!!! *Goes to Youtube and looks that up* Found it!
Everyone crowds around my Ipod*
Luigi- Can't you make the screen bigger?
Me- *Sigh* *Snaps fingers and my Ipod turns into a laptop*
Mr. M- That's epic.
Me- I know. *Clicks on the video and it starts playing*
Random Time Lapse
Everyone except me and Madz are on the ground, laughing so hard thay they're crying*
Me and Madz- *Are unfazed because we've seen the video several times but are still laughing*
Mr. L- XD XD XD XD I-It's s-so random and f-funny!!! XD XD XD
Luigi- XD I-I know right?! XD XD XD
Mr. M- *ROTFL*
Mario- *Is trying to compose self but is failing* XD XD XD XD ... XD XD
Peach- *Same as Mario* XD XD XD XD
Me- Yep. X3
Madz- You owe me five gold coins.
Me- Wha- Why!?!?!
Madz- You bet me that much that Mario wouldn't laugh.
Me- T.T Oh... *Hands Madz five gold coins*
Madz- Thank ya.
Me- ... They're still laughing... *Motions to Luigi, Peach, Mario, Mr. M, and Mario*
Me- ... Have you ever noticed that everyone in Castle Bleck wear way too much black...
Madz- Except the Count...
Me- Oh, yeah... And Mimi...
Madz- They're all goths.
Mr. L- *Abruptly stops laughing and looks up* I'm not a goth!
Me- I beg to differ.
Madz- *Hiding laughter*
Mr. L- *Huffs angrily* It's not like the only color I wear is black!
Me- *Looks L over* Okay, so you wear a spot of green too. You're a goth, admit it. You even wear your bangs over one eye.
Mr. L- I. DO. NOT. *Flicks his bangs out of his face* My 'bangs' just happened to have fallen in my face!
Me- Mm hm. Right. (Mentally to everyone except Mr. L- XD XD XD Are you guys listening to L and I over here? XD)
Everyone stops laughing and looks over at L and me*
Me- Okay, okay. Prove to me that you're not a goth by wearing different clothes for a day.
Mr. L- Okay...?
Me- Go on. Go to the nearest store and buy new clothes to wear.
Mr. L- But-
Me- *Demon voice* GO.
Mr. L- *Squeaks and then hurries away*
Me- *Waits until L is out of earshot and then bursts out laughing* XD XD XD I-I wonder what he'll b-buy! XD
Madz- X3 Ikr??
Mr. M- ... Does that make me a goth too?
Me- *Looks at M and then at what he's wearing* Yep.
Mr. M- ... *Runs to the store for new clothes too*
Luigi- XD XD XD
RANDOM TIME LAPSE
Mario and Me- *Are playing a game of 'Go Fish'*
Luigi and Peach- *Are sitting in the grass, idly talking*
Madz- *Is sitting next to me, watching me play cards but not getting involved*
Me- ... Got any twos?
Mario- Go fish. *Looks up* Guys! L and M are coming back!
Everyone- *Look up* Whoa...
Mr. L- *Walks over and smirks* How do I look? *Is wearing a a white shirt and has on perfect-fitting blue jeans* *Still has on his mask, but his handkerchief is tied around his wrist* *He isn't wearing his gloves and is wearing dark green and white sneakers*
Mr. M- *Also comes over* What about me? *Is wearing a red shirt and is has on perfectly fitting white pants* *Is also still wearing his mask, but has his handkerchief tied around his wrist as well* *Isn't wearing his gloves and has on red and blue sneakers*
Madz and Me- ... Wow...
Mario and Luigi- *Both have the same stunned expression*
Mr. L- *Looks self over* Yeah, I know.
Mr. M- *Isn't paying attention anymore and is looking at Madz*
Me- *Looks at M, and then at Madz, and then nudges Madz*
Madz- Wha- Huh?
Me- *Nods to M and then smirks before disappearing, ninja-style*
Mario- *Looks at where I just was, is startled that I'm not there, and then looks at M and Madz*
Mr. L and Luigi- *Are unaware of what's happening and are talking randomly*
Peach- *Is looking at Madz and M*
Mr. M and Madz- *Are completely unaware that everyone else is staring at them and are looking at each other*
Me- *Appears next to Mr. L, snaps fingers, and everyone except M and Madz disappear*
Madz- You look... Awesome...
Mr. M- ... Thanks...
Madz- *Giggles and blushes slightly*
Mr. M- *Smiles* Hey, Madz?
Mr. M- I- *Is interrupted as a giant, random rock lands right next to him*
Mr. L- Darn... I missed... *Gets attacked by me*
Me- YOU RUINED THE MOMENT!!!
Mr. L- GAH! I'M SORRRY!!!
Madz- *Is giggling*
Mr. M- *Shaking his head with amusement*
Me- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SORRY. TELL M AND MADZ.
Mr. L- FINE! *Turns to Madz and M* I'M. SORRY.
Mr. M- Apology accepted.
Me- L has a crush on Nastasia.
Mr. L- SHUT UP!!!
Me- And he has a crush on A-
Mr. L- *Clamps his hand over my mouth* Samantha has a crush on Dimentio! She likes to watch him sleep!
Me- ... OMS LOOK! IT'S BATMAN!
Me- ... No...?
Batman- No fangirls. *Disappears*
Me and Madz- .o.O. XD XD XD
Me- Hah... Hah... I'm running out of things to talk about... TO FACEBOOK!
Luigi- What's Fac- *Gets attacked by Mr. L*
Me- *Gets on Facebook* *Gasps*
Me- I have twenty five notifications!
Mr. L- :O That's a lot...
Me- ... No it's not... I usually have, like, 40. I admin a page.
Luigi- ... You what?
Madz- She manages a page about... Something. What page do you admin for?
Me- Mr. L.
Mr. L- *Looks up* What?
Me- No, that's the page I admin; Mr. L.
Madz- Really?! OMS that's so cool! :D
Me- IKR!?! :D :D :D I also admin a Dimentio and a Dark L Pip 09 page! (Note- Dark L Pip 09 belongs to Fanfic user Dark L Pip 09. Go read his stories. They're awesome!)
Mr. M- Who's Dark L Pip 09?
Me- *Starts to answer, but then a person walks in*
New person- *Looks like Mr. L, but his handkerchief is bright turquiose, his shirt is blue, and his overalls are black* *Has red eyes and pale skin* *His shoes are grey and his gloves are white* *Oh, yeah, and he's wearing a green belt*
Me- Oh, hi Dark L!
Dark L- Hi, mortal. Do I know you?
Me- Yes -_-
Dark L- OH, right. You're that girl who always makes me give you piggy back rides!
Me- XD Yep!
Madz- Hi, Dark L!
Dark L- ... Hi...
Me- GIVE ME A PIGGY-BACK RIDE.
Dark L- No. *Walks away*
Mr. L- That was awkward...
Me- *Suddenly runs after Dark L and jumps on his back*
Dark L- -_-
Me- GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE.
Dark L- *Sigh* Fine.
Mr. L- Wow, and I thought MY life sucked.
Mr. M- *Snickers*
Dark L- Shut up. *Walks around in a circle with me on his back*
Me- Whee :3
Dark L- *Suddenly stops* Wait... Why in the worlds am I doing what you want!?
Me- Because... I'll kill you if you don't.
Dark L- But I'm immortal!
Me- ... Oh... Uh...
Dark L- *Growls and looks like he's about to kill me*
Mario- ... *Sighs, runs over, pries me off of Dark L, and places me so I'm on his back instead* Don't you dare hurt her.
Dark L- *Smirks* What are you going to do? *Makes a move to get behind Mario and attack me*
Mario- I warned you. *Shoots fire out of his hands, hitting Dark L square-on*
Dark L- *Cries out in pain and runs away*
Me- *Still on Mario's back, hugging him tightly* Th-Thanks.
Mario- ... No problem...
Dimentio- *Suddenly comes floating in and there's a girl on his shoulders* Galli, get off mah shoulders.
Galli (aka the girl on Dimentio's shoulders)- Hmmm... No. HA!
Me- Hi, Galli!
Galli- Hi, Sam!
Mr. L- Hi, Dimentio!
Luigi- ... I-
Mr. M- No one gave you permission to talk, Luigi.
Mr. M- I was just kidding! Yeesh...
Galli- I love you, Dimentio.
Dimentio- ... Nice to know...
Madz- XD XD XD
Peach- I'm still here.
Mario- Don't worry; no one forgot about you.
Me- *Climbs off of Mario's back and glomps Mr. L*
Mr. L- GAH!!! GET IT OFF!!!
Madz- XD XD XD *ROTFL*
Fawful- *Comes out of literally nowhere* Oh no... The girls of fan... I shall leave! *Turns to leave, but I glomp him*
Me- YOU'RE THE CUTEST THING EVER!!! :D
Everyone- ... .o.O.
Peach- ... Hey, did anyone notice that M and L are still wearing the 'non-goth' clothes they bought today?
Dimentio- *Snaps fingers, teleporting Galli off of his shoulders to the ground next to him* I forgot about that.
Madz- You weren't there...
Dimentio- Ahaha, Dear, I'm EVERYWHERE.
Madz- NEVER CALL ME DEAR AGAIN!!!
Me- XD XD XD
Fawful- *Is struggling to escape my grip*
Mr. M- I want ice-cream...
Mario- *Has been looking at me and Fawful, and then suddenly looks up* Ice-cream! Yes, fabulous idea.
Me- I'd like some ice-cream! :D
Fawful- ... Fawful thinks he would like some cream of the ice too.
Galli- I want some!
Dimentio- Me too.
Suddenly, two new people walk in. One of them is a twelve year old boy and the other is a middle aged man*
Middle Aged Man- Will Henry! Do you know these peculiar people? *Gestures to everyone assembled in front of him*
Twelve year old boy (Aka Will Henry)- N-No, Dr. Warthrop, sir...
Middle Aged Man (Aka Dr. Warthrop)- Very interesting...
Me- *Gasps* OMS IT'S WILL HENRY!!!
Madz- AND DR. WARTHROP!!!
Will Henry and Warthrop- .o.O.
Galli- ... The who in the what now?
Me- William James Henry and Dr. Pellinore Xavier Warthrop from the Monstrumologist book series!!! :D
Madz- They're so awesome!!!
Mr. L- ... But I thought I was awesome...
Mr. M- ...
Will Henry- ...
Dr. Warthrop- ...
Me- ... I want ice-cream.
Dimentio- *Snaps fingers, teleporting us to the nearest ice-cream shop*
Me, Galli, Madz, and Mr. L- YAY!!!
Dr. Warthrop- ... Do they have raspberry scones here?
Me- No, but look out for that Anthropophagi :3
Dr. Warthrop- .o.O.
Will Henry- S-Sir? I think she was kidding.
Me- *Smiles innocently* And there's a Wendigo.
Dr. Warthrop- Stop talking such nonsense! It is disrespectful and rude! What if I told you that- *Starts lecturing me, trying to act professional, but is screaming at me instead*
Mario- *Steps in between me and Warthrop* Pellinore! Leave her alone! She was just kidding! You don't have to yell at her!
Will Henry- *Steps around Mario and walks over to me* A-Are you okay, ma'am?
Me- *Looks teary-eyed at Will* *Quickly wipes tears from eyes* Y-Yeah, I'm fine. And you can call me Samantha. Or Sam for short.
Will Henry- *Smiles slightly and gently wipes away a stray tear from my face* Okay, m- Samantha.
Mario- *Turns to me* Are you okay, Samantha?
Me- I'm fine; really.
Everyone who wasn't involved in the fight is just standing there, awkwardly*
Mr. L- I'm gonna... Go... Get my ice-cream now...
Everyone except me, Mario, and Will Henry run to get there ice-cream*
Me- ... Thanks. Both of you. You're great friends. Even though I just met you, Will. Can I call you Will? :3
Will Henry- *Smiles* Sure. And you're very welcome.
Mario- *Is staring thoughtfully at me, a vague half-smile on his face*
Me- :) So... Want to go get some ice-cream now?
Will Henry- Yeah.
The three of us walk over to get our ice-cream and, after we get it, we sit down with the others*
Galli- *Nudges Warthrop*
Dr. Warthrop- *Has his head hung* *Mumbles something*
Mr. M- *Voice has a warning tone to it* Pellinore...
Warthrop- *Looks up at me* I'm sorry, Samantha. I didn't mean to make you cry. *Looks back down at his ice-cream*
Me- *Smiles slightly* And I'm sorry for trying to scare you.
Warthrop- *Mutters* Apology accepted.
Will Henry- ... Ditto...?
Me- It means me too.
Will Henry- Oh... Okay.
Mr. M- ... Where did Fawful go?
Fawful- *Is still ordering his ice-cream* What do you mean you don't have the candy of cotton!? This is an outrage!
Me- *Yells to the guy at the counter* 'Ey! He means cotton candy!
Fawful- Yes! The girl with the wings is having the being of correctness!
Man at counter- Okay, dude. All you had to do was say so. *Hands Fawful a bowl of cotton candy ice-cream*
Fawful- Thanking you! *Comes over and sits down with us*
Warthrop- ... So... Samantha... How did you know about the Anthropophagi? And how much do you know?
Me- *Talks in a British accent* Well, I'm delighted you asked! *Clears throat* Your adventures are all recorded in a series of four books. I've only read one and have started the second book. Now, about how much I know about the Anthropophagi... I know that they can be both male and female, for one. They have no heads, their mouths are located on their chests and their large, pupiless, black eyes are on their shoulders. They have an acute sense of hearing, sight, and smell. And they are accomplished climbers. Very strong limbs, razor sharp, barbed claws. Their teeth are also very sharp and come in rows. Their diet consists of human beings. Nothing else unless they're positively starved to the point of death. They hunt in packs, hardly ever by themselves. Packs can be up to two dozen, with only a few being females. Reproduction is carried out when the female- because it doesn't have a womb to carry the unborn- places the sac with the unborn into a male's mouth. The male has only two months to deliver the baby Anthropophagi into a human female's body before the Anthropophagi hatches and chokes the adult male to death. And... That's about how much I know... :3
Everyone is staring at me in astonishment*
Warthrop- I-I... Wow... I can't... You should become a monstrumologist when you grow up, Samantha! That was brilliant!
Me- *Blushes* Thank you...
Mr. L- ... They... They eat humans? ;-;
Me- Yes. That's the only thing they'll eat, as I said. If they cannot find FRESH human meat, they'll find human corpses and feed on them instead. However, I THINK our dear friends Warthrop and Will here have succeeded in killing the last Anthropophagi. At least, in England. Isn't that where you two are from? England?
Will Henry- *Still astounded by my knowledge on the Anthropophagi, manages to overcome his shock and answer* Yes. New Jerusalem.
Me- Ah, yes, right... Did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by an Anthropophagi?
Luigi- B-B-But... You s-said they were e-extinct!
Me- No, I said in England that they were. I was attacked here. In the Mushroom Kingdom. M was there.
Everyone looks at Mr. M*
Mr. M- Oh... Right... Yeah... Samantha saved my life...
Galli- Awesome! How?!
Me- ... I dun't feel like telling you right now. DX I want to finish my ice-cream in peace.
Mr. L- But-
Dimentio- *Puts his hand over L's mouth*
Me- *Continues eating ice-cream, being as slow as I can* *Everyone is staring at me* ;.; Please stop staring...
Everyone looks away sheepishly*
Mr. L- ... This is...
Luigi- GAH WHEN DID HAWKEYE GET HERE?!?!?!?!?!
Me- XD XD XD
Madz- X3 XD XD XD
Mr. L- ... *Finishes ice-cream and stands up* I'm leaving.
Mr. L- ...
Warthrop- You. There. Stay.
Mr. L- ... I don't-
Warthrop- SIT. BACK. DOWN.
Mr. L- *Quickly sits back down*
Me- ... I... Uh...
Warthrop- *Picks up on my hesitation* You're welcome, Samantha.
Luigi- ... I want to hear the stories of the Anthro... Pope... Legoi...
Me- XD XD Anthropophagi?
Galli- XD XD XD
Me- ... Well... Okay... Sooo... Mr. M and I were just hanging around. And then Mr. M looked around and saw, guess what- an Anthropophagi! YAY. ANYways, he told me to run... But, y'know, I'm VERY stubborn and EVEN MORE reckless. So I decided to stick around. And then the Anthropophagi jumped down for where it was on the ceiling and Mr. M tried to push me away and make me leave. And so M is distracted by me not leaving, and while he's distracted, the Anthropophagi tackled him. I say something stupid, like "Hey, M. I think the Anthropophagi tackled you. Do you want some help?" And so he was trying- and failing- to fight the Anthropophagi off. I tried to help him, but he pushed me away. I wouldn't leave, of course. Mr. M got a ENORMOUS gash in his chest from the Anthropophagi. And then I, like... Went into... Complete 'protective state'. That's when I combine all of my powers, all of my strength, and all my love for my friends yo use it against the enemy I'm fighting. So... Yeah... I finally defeated the Anthropophagi with barely a scratch on myself. And THEN, even though I was completely drained of power- even though I may not have shown it- I managed to heal Mr. M with my healing powers... And then... M got mad and yelled at me... I can't remember why he got mad... I think it had something to do with me 'almost getting myself killed for him when he wasn't worth it' or something like that... And... Uh... Now you know...?
Again, everyone- except M- is staring at me in amazement*
Warthrop- Y-You fought off an Anthropophagi with your bare hands?!
Mr. M- *Murmurs* And her powers...
Luigi- ... Wow...
Mario- *Is glaring at his ice-cream, his eyes lost in thought*
Peach- ... Samantha... You... Whoa...
Me- *Smiles uncertainly* Hi.
Galli- YOU'RE AMAZING, SAM.
Me- Uh... Thanks... ... So... Uh... What now?
Mr. M- ... We could... Go... To the... Petting zoo?
Mr. L- That's a great idea.
Fawful- ... Uhm...
Me- *Snaps fingers, teleporting us to the petting zoo*
Mr. M- ... Look. It's a sheep.
Dr. Warthrop- ... That's a goat...
Will Henry- *Walks over to a horse and pets it*
Me- *Follows Will Henry* *Pats the horse's muzzle* I like horses.
Will Henry- *Glances at me and then goes back to petting the horse* Me too.
Mr. L- *Is screaming and being chased around by a donkey*
Mario- *Is cradling a random chicken*
Peach- *Is feeding a tame deer with some grass*
Galli and Madz- *Are chasing a duck around*
Dimentio- *Is petting a llama*
Dr. Warthrop- *Is studying a sheep*
Mr. M- *Walks over to Mario and pets the chicken* *Mutters* Look at Will and Sam...
Mario- *Looks over at Will Henry and me*
Will Henry- *Is helping me put a saddle on the horse and smiling*
Me- *Is giggling and trying to help Will put the saddle on, but failing*
Will Henry- *Chuckles* No, see? You have to put the strap around here... And then buckle it here... And then you have to straighten it. See?
Me- OOHHhh. Okay X3 I got it.
Will Henry- Here, let me help you get on it. *Holds out his hand*
Me- *Blushes slightly and takes Will's hand*
Will Henry- *Helps me onto the horse*
Horse- *Whinnies and shakes head*
Will Henry- He likes you. *Smiles*
Me- *Giggles, still blushing*
Will Henry- *Climbs up onto the horse and sits behind me*
Mr. L- ... So...
Dr. Warthrop- ...
Mr. L- ... Ever heard of vore?
Dr. Warthrop- ...?! No.
Fawful - ... No...
Mr. L- ... Oh... I'm not a big fan of it. It's... Weird... Ever heard of the artist 'Emeraldwolfs12' on DeviantART?
Dr. Warthrop- On what?...!
Fawful- ... No...
Mr. L- Oh... Well... The only thing she ever draws is yaoi, vore, and... Unspeakable things... Samantha... Well... She doesn't like the yaoi ones, but... The vore ones she doesn't mind... And Emeraldwolfs in actually an AWESOME artist, but... When she draws MarioXMe pictures... Um... NO.
Peach- She doesn't only draw vore and yaoi. She has plenty of other things that are really cute. REALLY cute. ADORABLE CUTE.
Mr. L- Okay, okay! I get it...
Dr. Warthrop- ... What's vore and yaoi?
Mr. L- Vore is... Well... It's like... ... Google it. And yaoi... Uh... Yeah... No...
Fawful- ... Google...?
Mr. L- T.T Now I know how Samantha feels.
Galli- *Comes out of nowhere* NOW I KNOW WHAT A MEATBALL FEELS LIKE! *Falls over*
Peach- *Looks over and giggles*
Will Henry- Whoa! *Falls off the horse as it rears up suddenly*
Me- *Giggles and jumps off the horse* You okay?
Will Henry- *Groans slightly* Yeah, I'm okay.
Me- *Offers Will my hand*
Will Henry- *Takes my hand and allows me to pull him up* Thanks... Samantha.
Me- No problem :) Let's go see what the others are doing. *Grabs Will's hand and drags him over to the others, who are playing with some rabbits*
Mr. L- *Sees us walk over* Hey! Sam! I named this bunny after you :3 *Holds a rabbit that has brown wings*
Me- .o.O. That rabbit has wings.
Mr. L- I know :3
Mr. M- -_-'''
Me- Riiiiight... Hey, Warthrop, Mario. Why are you giving me and Will a weird look?
Dr. Warthrop- *Looks away* Nothing.
Mario- *Looks at his shoes* Yeah.
Will Henry- ...
Galli- ... I want cotton candy.
Dimentio- You just had ice-cream!
Peach- ... Where'd Fawful go?
Me- He's so short, he's probably hiding behind that rabbit.
Fawful- *Walks over* Hey! I heard that!
Me- So you WERE hiding behind the rabbit.
Fawful- SHUT UP ABOUT MY HEIGHT!
Fawful- *Growls and takes a step forward to attack me*
Will Henry- *Steps in front of me* Leave Samantha alone.
Mr. L- *Blinks and then joins Will Henry* Yeah.
Mario- *Ignites his fist on fire and looks at Fawful*
Mr. M- *Same as Mario*
Dr. Warthrop- *Thinks for a second, and then pulls out a revolver*
Madz- *Summons starpower*
Dimentio- *Floats up behind me and puts a hand on my shoulder*
Peach- *Takes out her umbrella and spins it threateningly*
Luigi- Lights his fist with lightning*
Galli- *Growls at Fawful*
Fawful- U-Uh... *Sweatdrop*
Me- *Standing there awkwardly, blushing with tears in eyes because I realize I have AWESOME friends*
Will Henry- Well?
Fawful- *Steps back and lowers head* Sorry.
Mario- *Gives a curt nod and turns to me* Are you okay?
Me- *Has head hung* Y-Yeah...
Mr. M- Sam?
Luigi- *Takes a hesitant step towards me* You sure you're okay?
Mario- *Walks until he's a few feet away from me and, using his thumb and forefinger, tilts my head to look at him* *Realizes I'm laughing* Samantha-
Me- *Suddenly hugs Mario* Y-You guys are so awesome! I love you all so much!
Mario- *Lips twitch into a smile*
Mr. L and Mr. M- *Smile at each other*
Peach, Madz, and Galli- *Giggle*
Dimentio- *Smiles to himself*
Will Henry- *Walks over and hugs me*
Dr. Warthrop- *Looks disapprovingly at Will for a few seconds, and then turns to Fawful* You, sir, are in big trouble.
Fawful- *Hangs his head* Fawful knows...
Dr. Warthrop- Get out.
Dr. Warthrop- Out.
Fawful- But I-
Dr. Warthrop- OUT!
Fawful- *Gets teary-eyed and runs away*
Galli- ... But Fawful was just...
Dr. Warthrop- He tried to hurt Sam.
Me- ... I'm fine...
Mario- *Is stroking my hair because I'm still hugging him* I don't like to take chances.
Dr. Warthrop- *Nods curtly*
Mr. L- ... *Looks at Warthrop* Is something wrong, Pell?
Dr. Warthrop- My name is Pellinore. And no, I'm fine.
Mr. M- ... Are you sure...?
Dr. Warthrop- Yes. *Turns away*
Galli- *Suddenly turns into a Pikachu* Pika! Pika pika chu!
Me- Wait! I speak Pikachu! Pika pika?
Galli- Pikachu! Pikachu, pika, pi!
Me- Ohhh... Pika pi! *ROTFL*
Galli- XD XD Pikachu pika pik!
Mr. L- ...
Dr. Warthrop- ... What... Is that...?
Me- Pikachu! X3 XD XD
Mario- ... What's so funny?
Me- Pi... Pika! Pikachu pi!
Mr. M- THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING!!!
Me- *Gets teary-eyed* P-Pika...
Mario, Mr. L, Will Henry, and Madz- M! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! ... Jinx.
Galli- Pika pika?
Me- *Sniffles* Pi pika pika.
Galli- *Hugs me*
Peach- ... Wait...
Peach- I... Speak... Pokemon.
Galli- Pika pika pi!!! :D
Me- XD XD XD Pika Pikachu!
Peach- ... XD XD XD
Dr. Warthrop- WHAT IS SO FUNNY?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!
Me- X3 XD XD G-Galli... XD XD
Suddenly, the doctor (not Warthrop; I'm talking about the doctor from Doctor Who) appears out of nowhere*
The Doctor- Oh, terribly sorry. Am I interrupting something?
Me- NOPENOTATALL!!! *Glomps the doctor*
Mario- ... Sorry, doctor. She has a bad habit of doing that.
The Doctor- *Flashes a smile* I don't mind. It happens daily, as a matter of fact. I happen to already know you, Mario Mario, and your friend Samantha Springfield here too. We've met before, all of which times you've forgotten.
Awkward moment of silence*
Dr. Warthrop- I'm sorry, but who are you?
The Doctor- The doctor.
Dr. Warthrop- Yes, but Doctor who?
The Doctor- Exactly.
Dr. Warthrop- ... What?!
Sherlock Holmes- Elementary, my dear Warthrop-
Madz- OMS IT'S THE DOCTOR AND SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!
Me- ... Pika- I mean, huh?
Galli- Pika pika? *Turns back into a human* What?
Me- *Is still hugging the Doctor* OMSYOUHAVEANAWESOMEBRITISHACCENT!!!
The Doctor- *Stands up, picking me up bridal-style at the same time* Thanks.
Mr. L- *Is about to protest the way the Doctor is holding me, but Luigi shoves a cookie in his mouth*
Me- *Giggles and blushes*
Peach- *Rolls her eyes*
Sherlock Holmes- ... It appears that the winged girl has a crush on the doctor...
Madz- Sam has a crush on everypony and will you sign my notebook?? :D
The Doctor- *Sets me down* Well, it's been a pleasure talking to you all, but I must go. *Ruffles my hair and then turns and goes back to the TARDIS*
Me- Aw... Are you serious?
Sirius- Um, no. I'M- *Gets punched in the face by Mario*
The Doctor- Yeah, I've got to go save the world real quick. Bye!
Everyone- Bye! ...
Me- ... Where's Brobot?
Mr. L- ... He... Was... Never... Here...?
Me- THEN BRING HIM HERE. *Eyes flash red*
Mr. L- *Squeaks and runs off*
Me- X3 .. Okay, some of you have to leave. I can't keep track of ya'll at once.
Mario- ... Keep track... What?!
Me- Sorry, fourth wall breakage... Now... Dimentio, Peach, Dr. Warthrop, Sherlock Holmes, Sirius... LEAVE.
Dimentio- ... *Looks hurt for a second, but then realizes and shrugs* Okay. *Teleports away*
Everyone else that I named walks away, leaving me, Madz, Galli, Mario, Luigi, Mr. L, and Mr. M*
Me- ... So...
Mr. M- What now?
Mr. L- *Suddenly reappears next to us* Drama. Let's start drama.
Mario- -.- No.
Mr. L- BUT-
Luigi- *Slaps him* No.
Mr. L- *Gives me the 'kicked-puppy' look*
Me- ... *Sighs*
Mr. M- LET-
Mario, Madz, Mr. M, Galli- DO IT!!!
Mr. L- ...
Me- Well... I wasn't going to anyway...
Luigi- ... Oh...
Mr. M- Awkward...
Hawkeye- HAWKWARD- *Mario death-glares him* ... *Walks away*
Madz- ... What...
Will Henry- I'll just stand over here... Forgotten...
Me- *Hugs Will Henry* I'd never forget you! EVER. *Lets go of Will Henry and smiles*
Will Henry- *Blushes and smiles back*
Mario- ... *Suddenly growls*
Me- *Looks at him* Mario-
Mario- *Shoves me to the ground as an Anthropophagi lunges at us*
Me- *Falls over and tries to get back up to attack the Anthropophagi, but Mario forces me to stay down*
Everyone else assumes a battle position*
Mr. L and Luigi- *Charge up a thunder attack*
Mr. M and Mario- *Charge up fire*
Madz- *Charges up star power*
Galli- *Turns into a Pikachu*
Will Henry- *Looks around at everyone and then looks at Mario for help*
Mario- Will, do you have Dr. Warthrop's revolver?
Will Henry- Yes. *Takes out revolver*
Me- *Stands up and charges up all elements*
Anthropophagi- *Snarls and charges at us*
Mario- *Shoots a fireball at it*
Mr. L- *Jumps so that he's behind it and shoots its back*
Will Henry- *Shoots at it*
Galli- *Attacks it head-on*
Madz and Me- *Attack it from the side with our elements*
Me- I blame L for all of this!!!
Mr. L- Wha-
Me- L just HAD to wish for drama! *Glares at Mr. L*
Mr. L- Oh.. Right...
Anthropophagi- *Roars in agony and then collapses*
Me- All right! *High-fives Mr. M, who just happened to be the closest person*
Mario- ... *Looks around* I don't...
Me- Hm? What's wrong- *Cries out as another Anthropophagi tackles me from behind and pins me to the ground*
Mario- *Lunges at the Anthropophagi*
Anthropophagi- *Growls and turns to attack Mario, but Will Henry shoots it, thus killing it*
Mario- *Throws the Anthropophagi's body aside and kneels down next to me* Oh my Grambi... Samantha!
Me- *Whimpers and looks up* *Has a large gash on stomach*
Mario- *Picks me up very carefully and looks around*
Madz- Oh my stars... C'mon! Let's go somewhere safe! *Teleports us to Mario and Luigi's house*
Mario- *Lays me down gently on the floor and kneels next to me* Sam... Samantha? Can you hear me?!
Me- *Murmurs something*
Mr. L, Galli, Madz, Mr. M, Will Henry, and Luigi are all silently crying*
Mario- *Grabs my wrist and checks my pulse* Ssh... It's okay... *Looks over at Luigi* Go get the bandages... And... *Hangs head and looks back at me*
Luigi- *Understands, nods, and runs to get the things*
Mario- *Holds my hand tightly and strokes my hair with the other hand* Ssh... Ssh... It's okay... You're going to be o-okay...
Luigi- *Runs back and gives Mario the first-aid kit*
Mario- *Quickly opens the first aid-kit, grabs thick bandages, disinfectant liquid, and thread and needles for stitches* *Looks up at Mr. L and Will Henry* Will, I need you to get down here and keep her pulse. L, comfort her.
Will Henry- *Nods slowly, kneels down on the other side of me, and grabs my wrist*
Mr. L- *Sits down next to my head and strokes my hair soothingly*
Mario- *Gently applies disinfectant and then picks up the thread and needles* *Bites lip*
Me- *Whimpers again and looks into Mario's eyes*
Mario- *Meets my eyes and then looks away* *Starts stitching up the wound on my stomach*
Me- *Lets out weak cry of pain and then loses consciousness*
Mr. L- Mario...
Mario- *Finishes stitching the wound and then wraps it in bandages* What.
Will Henry- She passed out.
Mario- I know. *Sits back on his heels and examines me* How's her pulse?
Will Henry- Fine.
Mario- ... Good... *Gathers me in his arms and stands up* I'm gonna take her to the guest room.
Galli- *Nods* 'K-K.
Mario- *Carries me to the guest room*
Mr. M- ... *Completely breaks down and starts sobbing*
Will Henry and Mr. L- *Are still on the floor*
Madz- *Comforts M*
Luigi- *Same as Mr. M*
MEANWHILE... (Yay for meanwhiles!)
Mario- *Has put me on the bed in the guest room and is sitting in the chair next to me* ... Can't you ever stay out of trouble? *Smiles sadly and strokes my hair* I'm sorry.
Me- *Still unconscious*
Mario- *Sighs* ... I'm... Worried about you. You're going to get yourself killed.
Me- *Mutters something*
Mario- *Looks at my face* Mm?
Me- I'm worried about you too.
Mario- ... Excuse me?
Will Henry- *Is looking at the stairs* Samantha...
Dimentio- *Randomly teleports in* Hey, guys. What'd I- *Notices everyone's crying* What happened?
Madz- *Explains everything*
Dimentio- ... Oh...
Dimentio- ... I have healing powers...
Mr. L- ... Wait, what?!
Galli- Why didn't you tell us sooner?!
Dimentio- ... I... Just got here...
Galli- ... Oh... Yeah...
Mr. M- *Pushes Dimentio over to the stairs* Third room on the left.
Dimentio- ... *Floats up the stairs*
Mr. L- ... Wasn't Sherlock Holmes here...
Everyone glares at him*
Dimentio- *Knocks on the guest room door* Ah, may I come in?
Mario- *Looks up* Mmhm.
Dimentio- *Opens the door and stops* Uh...
Me- *Is standing next to Mario, who is putting my hair in a ponytail*
Dimentio- But... But I thought...
Me- *Giggles* Yeah?
Dimentio- They told me... *Shakes head* I... Uh...
Mario- *Finishes fixing my hair and steps back* There you go. *Smiles briefly* C'mon, let's go downstairs.
Me- Okie-dokie! *Flies past Dimentio and goes downstairs*
Dimentio- *Is still stuttering*
Mario- If anyone asks, you healed her. *Brushes past Dimentio and also goes downstairs*
Dimentio- But... *Shakes head and follows*
Me- *Is being hugged by everyone* Uh... Heh heh... *Fake smile* You're crushing me.
Everyone lets go, except for Mr. L*
Mr. L- *Is crying* I-I thought you were g-going to die!
Mr. L- D-Don't ever do that again!
Me- *Sincerely* I'll try. (Mentally- *ROTFL*)
Dimentio- You're welcome, Sam.
Me- Huh? ... Oh... Oh, yeah! Uh, thanks.
Mario- *Pulls hat over eyes and smiles*
Galli- *Is running around in circles as a Pikachu* Pikapikapikapikapikapikapika!!!!!!
Everyone- *Looks at Galli* Uh...
Galli- PIKA!!! *Tackles me*
Galli- PIKA!!! PIKA PIKA!!!
Me- *Gasps* Oh my gosh!
Galli- Pika! *Gets off me and runs out the door*
Me- *Flies after her*
Everyone else- ... *Slowly follows us*
Mr. L- ... I wonder what- *Gets tackled by me*
Me- All of you! Back inside!
Me- ... But...
Mario- No. Remember your promise?
Me- ... Oh... Right... *Sighs* All right. C'mon. *Gets off Mr. L and flies into forest*
Everyone- *Follow quickly*
Me and Galli- *Are standing next to a giant egg*
Will Henry- ... What...
Me- It's a-
Mr. L- *Gasps* Draconequus egg! D:
Me- ... Yep...
Mario- ... A what?
Galli- *Shows a picture of Discord from My Little Pony to Mario and Will* This is a Draconequus.
Mario and Will- .o.O.
Me- I know right? ... Wait... Galli... You can speak English in Pikachu form?
Mr. M- *Chuckles*
Madz- ... Wait... That egg will hatch into Discord?! DX
Me- Basically, yeah.
Suddenly, Fawful, Count Bleck, and Dr. Warthrop appear next to us*
Count Bleck- *Looks at me fearfully*
Dr. Warthrop- *Looks at the egg* What is that?!
Luigi- It's a... Drac... On... Equiirsffd egg.
Me- -_- No, it's a Draconequus egg.
Luigi- Yeah, that thing...
Dr. Warthrop- Extraordinary.
Me- Pellinore. Pellinore. Pellinore. Pellinore. Pellinore. PELLINORE. PELLI-
Dr. Warthrop- *Grits his teeth* Yes?
Me- I ate your scones.
Dr. Warthrop- WHA-
Mr. M- Warthrop...
Dr. Warthrop- ...
Will Henry- *Giggles*
Draconequus egg suddenly hatches*
Baby Draconequus- *Makes an adorable chirp/purring noise*
Me, Madz, and Galli- AWWWWW!!! :D
Dr. Warthrop- Extraordinary! I must do tests on it-
Me- NEVER *Hisses*
Madz- *Picks up the Dracon(equus)*
Galli- You can't do tests on the poor little thing!
Dr. Warthrop- But-
Me- NO BUTS!!!
Dr. Warthrop- *Slowly backs away*
Mario- ... Samantha... You shouldn't scare Pellinore...
Me- Why not?
Mario- He's never scared...
Me- ... CHEESE.
Mr. M- ... And Samantha is the only thing he's scared of...?
Mario- One of the only things.
Mr. L- ... Wow...
Me- ANYways. *Turns to the baby Draconequus* Isn't it cute?!
Madz- YES!!! :D
Galli- *Turns back into a human* He's adorable!!!
Mr. L- ... Am... Am I adorable?
Mr. L- :'(
Me- Just kidding... (Mentally- Kinda.)
Count Bleck- ... I'm... I'm still here...
Me- GOOD FOR YOU.
Count Bleck- *Winces*
Me- ... Sorry...
Luigi- ... WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY STUFF!!!
Me- WOO-HOO!!! :D
Mr. L- ... I'm confused... There are too many people here...
Galli- Mac and cheese.
Me- ... What.
Madz- I... don't know...
Galli- Where'd everyone go?!
Everyone except me, Galli, and Madz are gone*
Me- We have to find them! ... Yay for adventures!!! :D
Madz- W00T!!! *High-fives me and Galli*
Me- Where should we start looking?
Madz- Bleck's Castle.
Me- ... uh... How about we start at that big scary mountain that just appeared?
Madz- ... Wow... Yeah.
Galli- ... I still think we should go to Italy...
Me- Do you seriously think they'll be in Italy??
Galli- No, I've just always wanted to go there :3
Me and Madz- -_-
Galli- :3 Well, let's go! *Starts walking to the mountain*
Me- *Flies after her*
Madz- *Walks behind her*
Me- Can I just teleport us there?
Me- YAY. *Snaps fingers, teleporting us to the base of the mountain*
Madz- *Looks up the mountain* Do we have to climb that D:
Mr. L- No.
Me- MR. L!!! *Hugs Mr. L*
Mr. L- ... :3 Hi.
Galli- We found L!!! ... Where are the others?
Mr. L- In Italy.
Galli- HA!!! I TOLD YOU!!! *Does a victory dance*
Me and Madz- -_-
Me- So much for adventure.
Mr. L- And they're being held captive by Zon and Zlora and Ripter.
Mr. L- GUMMY BEARS!!!
Me- ... Let's go! Again! *Teleports me, Madz, Galli, and Mr. L to Italy*
Me- I suddenly give up on this adventure.
Me- I DON'T LIKE ADVENTURES, OKAY? I'm just gonna teleport the people I like back here. *Snaps fingers*
Mario, Luigi, Mr. M, Dimentio, Will Henry, Dr. Warthrop, The Doctor, and a new person appear*
New guy- *Looks almost like Mr. L, but is much thinner, slightly taller, and has no moustache. Is wearing L's pants, handkerchief, and shoes, but isn't wearing a shirt, a mask, or gloves. There are green scales covering his entire body. Has electric blue hair, fangs for teeth, a green, spiked tail, clawed hands, spikes on his back, red eyes with slits for pupils, and brown wolf ears.*
Mr. L- *Points at the new guy* It's my monster form!!! Since when has he had his own body?! D:
New guy- I have a name.
Me- *Sighs* His name is Retsnom. SPOILERS... He gets separated from you at the end of my story 'The Beast Within'.
Mr. L- ... Oh...
Retsnom- *Looks at me* Hey, sexy. *Winks*
Me- -_- And he has an annoying sexual attraction to me.
Retsnom- *Puts his arm around my shoulders* Sam and I are going to get married.
Retsnom- *Flicks his reptilian tongue out and licks my nose*
Me- DX Get him away!
Mario- *Walks over calmly, grabs Retsnom around the waist, and pulls him away from me*
The Doctor- ... I've been all over the universes, but I've never seen anything like him.
Me- He's an Infected. And he's one of the last of his kind.
Retsnom- *Has gotten out of Mario's grip* Which, I should point out, is Mario's fault.
Mario- -_- Oh, sure. Blame it on me.
Me- It's true though...
River Song- Spoilers.
Luigi- ... *Walks away*
Mr. M- *Follows him*
Madz- Aw... Luigi and M left...
Galli- *Is chewing on Dimentio's hat*
Dimentio- O.e Galli... What are you doing.
Galli- Nom :3
Will Henry- *Is looking at Retsnom in fear* I-I... I'm going home.
Warthrop- Me too. *Him and Will leave*
Me- ... Okay, so who does that leave? Let's see... The Doctor, Dimentio, Mario, Mr. L, Madz, Galli, Retsnom, and me.
Retsnom- You're so hot, you count as two people.
Me- UGH, SHUT UP, RETSNOM.
Retsnom- My name isn't Retsnom. It's Adam.
Me- ... Oh, right. and he hates his name, so he 'changes' it every once in a while...
The Doctor randomly leaves*
Mario- *Hugs me for no reason*
Mr. L- Why.
Retsnom- *Stretches like a cat* Mm... Meow...
TO BE CONTINUED LATER... (YAY)
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2. I think Mr. L is hot
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5. None of my stories include strong language
I really enjoy tragedies, hurt/comfort, and angst.
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