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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.
name: You can call me Dust, Dusty, or anything really but my name is Dustin
description: light brown hair, red/brown colored eyes, recently added black streaks to the tips of my hair
age: around the 11-18 area (i know my age but you dont lol)
gender: male (i have tons of friends who are girls that help me write stories from a girls prospective lol)
random side note: Im an american who talks like an australian/british person!
likes: naruto, storys, not using correct grammar, akatsuki, writing, recently became obsessed with Hetalia
dislikes: grammar police (ive met a few before!)... people judging me for my perverted mind (you people know you love it _)
i love when random asspeople (not a swear word! dont look at the fine print! XD) comment on my randomness and criticize me! it just makes me laugh at their jealousy! MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
i usually work on like 5 stories a day just because i get bored really often and i get writersblock for some of them so expect a lot of stories
thats pretty much it loves... i also like addressing people as 'love' anything to make someone feel special!
Weird things me and my friends have said!
Im going weasel hunting, bitches! Alyx after losing to Itachi on a Naruto video game
Eat poison, pinky! Ryan while battle Sakura on the video game
OH MY JASHIN! HOW COULD THEY PUT KISAME IN A TANK! me while standing in front of the shark tank at the zoo
Haha! Sasuke is a shorty! Ryan to Alyx
Mommykinz! Kisame wants a hug! Jake to Emily after a random silence
You say crazy. I say 'My life!' Ryan after someone called him insane
Im not crazy! Im lovably screwed up in the head! Emily and Alyx
Hey Itachi its weasel stomping day! Jake to me after I called him a shark bitch
You all have no taste in art! Alyx after showing us her lazyass drawing of stick figures
why is your name Dustin if your not dusty? Emily to me.
thats a damn good question that i have no fucking wrong answer to my response to above
Why are all in the swirly lollipop land of Tobi's mind! Jake when we went to the candy shop
Are you sure we havent just been swallowed by a candy monster? Alyx's response to above
Oh my jashin! My hair is fluffy! Emily after blowdrying her hair
I will fart will the other end Jake messing up after him and Ryan got into a rasberry battle thing
What? Never since a tiger petting a fire hydrent before? Alyx to random people who questioned her petting a fire hydrent
Im not stupid! i is smart! S-m-r-d Smart! Alyx being random
Someone who said 'dont be a moron' spelled moron wrong on the paper. He spelled it 'm-o-r-n' Emily telling a random story
Ima kill the bitch. No one touches my dusty haired tiger boy Alyx after a random girl tried to kiss me
Im gonna kill him if he hurts you Emily me to Emily about her new boyfriend
Bitch! dont get your hands dirty doing my job! Alyx to above
Well those whores in california seemed to like my poison Ryan to Jake after an argue about poison (he's never been to california XD)
Squaring numbers is like men. If they're under 13 you have to do them in your head Alyx using a quote from youtube
Play with the man balls Dustin! The chick balls are for girls! Alyx yelling at me for using the girls shot put ball in track
I just realized our group consists of a freakishly tall guy, a redhead, a blonde, a person with white and black hair with mixed personalities, and a freakishly out of place male Ryan describing the five of us
Haha! Dust Bunny? Man this chick is good! Emily after reading my PRIVATE message conversation with RavenNightshade98 on FF.net (Emily has no respect for my privacy yet i still let her around my laptop... Why?)
Itachi! Quit looking into mirrors with your Sharingan activated! Jake after i ran straight into a wall
Im not blind damn it! Im sight impaired! Theres a difference! Me to Alyx after she said i was blind which was after the above statement.
We really need some new friends. You people bore me Alyx after we were talking about how we needed more people if we were to be the Akatsuki
Since when did Sasuke become Zetsu?Emily when we started calling Alyx Zetsu for no apparent reason
Holy shit! I sunk my balls! Ryan after his shot put ball disappeared in a puddle on the practice area.
Ryan's ball disappeared into the abyss! Jake and some random guy on our track team
Could you at least try to appear sane? Ryan before we enter a fancy restraunt
That, my friend, is asking the impossible Me to above
Are you people insane or is this considered normal? Our new friend Aaryn after hanging out with us for an hour
Depends on how you look at it Ryan to above
Everyone has common sense, it's just how you choose to use it is the problem Alyx
Or not to use it Ryan to above
Listen Dustin, jokes are like dogs. They annoy some, they are loved by some, but all can get you into all kinds of trouble. So next time, keep your mouth shut! Ryan while the two of us were in detention
The answer is simple, dumbfuck. We kill them me talking in a british accent.
Kill who? Alyx to above
Exactly Me to above before walking away randomly
Fuck my life. I feel like a princess Alyx because she was wearing make up and a skirt
I look like a tiger now!- Me after getting black streaks in my hair
my friends often help me write stories, so dont be surprised if i address them in one of my stories or just let them write the thing completely. my friend, Jake recently got an account.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded (i dont know why i get scared by this type of stuff >.
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3] Im kinda like the leader?
[Itachi Score: 4] More than i got with Pein...
[Kisame Score: 3] Sweet im like Kisame
[Sasori Score: 3].. Cool
[Deidara Score: 5] Does dusty brown count as dirty blonde?
[Kakuzu Score: 1] O.o...
[Hidan Score: 6] Sweet! im a fucking Jashinist!
[Zetsu Score: 4] Yay?
[Tobi Score: 6] FUCKING SWEET!
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[Orochimaru score: 1] Does anyone else find this odd?
SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
RP TIME! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!
What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?
[Hidan] "Hidan I know im attractive but that doesnt mean you can rape me in my sleep" and I'd have to skip breakfast in the morning if Hidan went anywhere near my food
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
[Tobi] "The fucking hell are you doing in here?" then i would proceed to be like his sempai and throw things at him
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
[Itachi] O.O i never knew he was gay...
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
[Sasori] It's not poisoned is it? -tears apart food to check for poison or explosives-
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
[Madara] O.O time to slow and cautiously get the fuck away from him before he kills me in his sleep
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
[Pein] Im related to a pierced ginger? FUCKING AWESOME!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
[Kisame] He'll be fine i guess...
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
[Suigetsu] I know they're crazy but your not so normal yourself
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
[Sasuke] He does this anyways Why bother?
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
[Deidara] Sighs with annoance and drags me roughly back home of course
t's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
[Tobi] A lollipop, pet tiger, or a live bear... i hope its the lollipop
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
[Itachi] He's the one who set it on fire dumbass -.-
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
[Sasori] Smirk with satasfaction at my demise.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
[Hidan] Hidan: Sasuke's a homo?
Me: WHY MUST I BE SO ATTRACTIVE!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
[Pein] Him? Probably try to lock me in a closet until i get over my emotional ranting
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
[Suigetsu] Laughs at every mistake i make.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
[Sasuke] Proclaim me as an idiot and walk away pretending he doesnt know me
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
[Hidan] Unless it's a nightmare about his face or him murdering me i dont know
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
[Deidara] Do they even know each other?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
[Tobi] Not alot. They would probably be trying to kill me for making their good boy a gay boy
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
[Sasori/Madara] No. Plain and simple. No
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
[Madara] I'm techinically his bitch. What the hell can i do without getting killed?
You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
[Pein] Me: He is jealous of my newly aquired swag and sexyness!
Pein: Like hell.
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
[Kisame] He's a shark... What woman wouldnt find that cool?
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
[Suigetsu] The hell is wrong with you people?
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
[Hidan/Sasuke] Sasuke, does big brother approve of this? Then I'd run for my life
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
[Tobi/Itachi] O.O... If i was a yaoi/uchihacest fangirl i'd be squealing but im a guy so... WHAT THE FUCK?
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
[Hidan/Madara] If you consider Hidan being Madara's bitch soulmates then yes. Yes they could.
Would 2 trust 5?
[Deidara/Sasori] Well of course, Sasori is Deidara's danna after all
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
[Itachi/Sasuke] Sasuke will whine a bit and try to kill Itachi but will fail and yadayadayada it goes down hill from there.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
[Hidan/Sasori] Hidan would pick religion and Sasori would pick woodshop
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
[Madara/Tobi] O.O something that would probably come alive...
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
[Pein/Suigetsu] Its hard to say. Pein would be god and Suigetsu would be a shark catcher
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
[Kisame/Sasori] XD Define okay? Lmfao
What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
[Madara] A slutty easily controlled whore. As long as he get his way, probably
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
[Suigetsu/Sasuke] Sasuke: Karin stole my damn underwear again
Suigetsu: Well i found her thong in my room O///O
1 accidentally kicked 10.
[Hidan/Sasuke] Are you sure it was an accident?
2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together.
[Sasori/Madara] It would end in an intelligant conversation about dead bodies and ruling the world with puppets and nightmares
6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?
[Madara] Yup im dead. I shall be writing out my will now
7 won the lottery.
[Pein] Kakuzu's gonna be a asskisser for a while
8 had quite a big secret.
[Kisame] I knew he was doing Itachi!
9 became a singer.
[Suigetsu] He's drunk, right?
10 got a daughter.
[Sasuke] O.O what whore did you lay and when?
What would 1 think of 2?
[Hidan/Deidara] Hidan: Deidara's an annoying whiny girly blonde bitch
How would 3 greet 4?
[Tobi/Itachi] Tobi: ITACHI-SAN! -glomps said weasel-
Itachi: Tobi get off before i kill you
What would 4 envy about 5?
[Itachi/Sasori]... They pretty much equals so i cant think of anything
What dream would 5 have about 6?
[Sasori/Madara] Probably of Sasori turning Madara into his puppet
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
[Madara/Pein] They both want to be god
What would make 7 angry at 8
[Pein/Kisame] If Kisame accident cut some of Pein hair off with his Samahada
Where would 8 meet 9?
[Kisame/Suigetsu]... I have no idea... Sushi bar?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
[Suigetsu/Sasuke] Either that his hair looks like a ducks ass or that he used the last of his hair gel
What would make 10 scared of 1?
[Hidan/Sasuke] Frankly i have no idea
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
[Madara/Gaara] No... I cant say i have
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
[Itachi] Yes... This is an awkward question for me
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
[Zetsu/Kisame] O.O Dah Hell?
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
[Suigetsu] With him in them or as a main character? Yes for both
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[Deidara/Madara] In the Bitch and Pimp kinda way, yes
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
[Sasori/Suigetsu] or [Sasori/Sasuke] O.O... I dont know
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[Pein] [Deidara/Zetsu] Pein would probably flip a shit, Deidara would get pregnant, and Zetsu would... i dont know
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic.
[Tobi/Suigetsu] Ok then...
Tobi somehow found a way into the Taka hide out and began helping Suigetsu annoy Karin. A threesome happened, they fell in love, and everyone dies. The end. Happy now?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
[Hidan/Kisame] O.O if you looked hard enough maybe. Or maybe not
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
[Pein/Zetsu]... Pierced heart of a plant...
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
[Itachi/Hidan] O.O... Um... Itachi and Hidan were drunk? I dont know! This question is awkward!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[Gaara] Yes... I think... Yes
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
[Deidara/Itachi/Sasori] O.O i think... i dont know
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
[Sasuke] "HAHA! VENGENCE IS MINE!" or something like that
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
[Kisame] Drowning by Three Days Grace (random song choice XD)
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
[Hidan/Madara/Zetsu] Warning: Hidan's Madara's bitch, Zetsu's a flower pot, and this is an over all fucked up threesome pairing
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
[Sasuke/Deidara] "Your art is fleeting, yet the sparkle in your eyes are not"... That sounded gay yet touching at the same time... what is wrong with me!
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
[Gaara] [Deidara/Kisame] "What the fuck has this world come too?"
20. How emo is Seven?
[Pein] Does saying your life is full of pain count?
21. What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
[Hidan] [Itachi] [Deidara] probably...
Hidan: The sexy bimbo blonde is mine bitch!
Itachi: Back off you silver haired dumbass. Go suck on your dumb gods cock!
22. What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?
[Madara] A deep scowl, hair in pig tails, and in a cheerleader uniform... GAH BAD MENTAL IMAGES!
23. What would a One/Two baby look like?
[Hidan/Deidara] extremely light haired Blonde with blood licking hand mouths and bicolored blue and purple eyes... i guess the kid would be kinda cute...
24. What is Five's ultimate weakness?
[Sasori] Water. It would rust danna's joints X3
25. Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
[Deidara] [Itachi] Probably siblings because they are extreme rivals and siblings mainly hate each other to certain extents X3
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
Akatsuki behavior- not sure if it's complete or still in progress
Itachi and Sasuke poems- still in progress of completing
Gang gone Akatsuki- complete. Sequel still in progress of being made
Itachi's bloodbath- complete
Sasuke's sorrows- complete
Summer fun- in progress of completing
New story status:
Sequel to 'Gang Gone Akatsuki'- Still need to be thought of. Chapter in progress (needs a plot, title, all that stuff)
New Naruto Story- starting chapters, needs title
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