name: You can call me Dust, Dusty, or anything really but my name is Dustin

description: light brown hair, red/brown colored eyes, recently added black streaks to the tips of my hair

age: around the 11-18 area (i know my age but you dont lol)

gender: male (i have tons of friends who are girls that help me write stories from a girls prospective lol)

random side note: Im an american who talks like an australian/british person!

likes: naruto, storys, not using correct grammar, akatsuki, writing, recently became obsessed with Hetalia

dislikes: grammar police (ive met a few before!)... people judging me for my perverted mind (you people know you love it _)

i love when random asspeople (not a swear word! dont look at the fine print! XD) comment on my randomness and criticize me! it just makes me laugh at their jealousy! MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

i usually work on like 5 stories a day just because i get bored really often and i get writersblock for some of them so expect a lot of stories

thats pretty much it loves... i also like addressing people as 'love' anything to make someone feel special!

Weird things me and my friends have said!

Im going weasel hunting, bitches! Alyx after losing to Itachi on a Naruto video game

Eat poison, pinky! Ryan while battle Sakura on the video game

OH MY JASHIN! HOW COULD THEY PUT KISAME IN A TANK! me while standing in front of the shark tank at the zoo

Haha! Sasuke is a shorty! Ryan to Alyx

Mommykinz! Kisame wants a hug! Jake to Emily after a random silence

You say crazy. I say 'My life!' Ryan after someone called him insane

Im not crazy! Im lovably screwed up in the head! Emily and Alyx

Hey Itachi its weasel stomping day! Jake to me after I called him a shark bitch

You all have no taste in art! Alyx after showing us her lazyass drawing of stick figures

why is your name Dustin if your not dusty? Emily to me.

thats a damn good question that i have no fucking wrong answer to my response to above

Why are all in the swirly lollipop land of Tobi's mind! Jake when we went to the candy shop

Are you sure we havent just been swallowed by a candy monster? Alyx's response to above

Oh my jashin! My hair is fluffy! Emily after blowdrying her hair

I will fart will the other end Jake messing up after him and Ryan got into a rasberry battle thing

What? Never since a tiger petting a fire hydrent before? Alyx to random people who questioned her petting a fire hydrent

Im not stupid! i is smart! S-m-r-d Smart! Alyx being random

Someone who said 'dont be a moron' spelled moron wrong on the paper. He spelled it 'm-o-r-n' Emily telling a random story

Ima kill the bitch. No one touches my dusty haired tiger boy Alyx after a random girl tried to kiss me

Im gonna kill him if he hurts you Emily me to Emily about her new boyfriend

Bitch! dont get your hands dirty doing my job! Alyx to above

Well those whores in california seemed to like my poison Ryan to Jake after an argue about poison (he's never been to california XD)

Squaring numbers is like men. If they're under 13 you have to do them in your head Alyx using a quote from youtube

Play with the man balls Dustin! The chick balls are for girls! Alyx yelling at me for using the girls shot put ball in track

I just realized our group consists of a freakishly tall guy, a redhead, a blonde, a person with white and black hair with mixed personalities, and a freakishly out of place male Ryan describing the five of us

Haha! Dust Bunny? Man this chick is good! Emily after reading my PRIVATE message conversation with RavenNightshade98 on FF.net (Emily has no respect for my privacy yet i still let her around my laptop... Why?)

Itachi! Quit looking into mirrors with your Sharingan activated! Jake after i ran straight into a wall

Im not blind damn it! Im sight impaired! Theres a difference! Me to Alyx after she said i was blind which was after the above statement.

We really need some new friends. You people bore me Alyx after we were talking about how we needed more people if we were to be the Akatsuki

Since when did Sasuke become Zetsu?Emily when we started calling Alyx Zetsu for no apparent reason

Holy shit! I sunk my balls! Ryan after his shot put ball disappeared in a puddle on the practice area.

Ryan's ball disappeared into the abyss! Jake and some random guy on our track team

Could you at least try to appear sane? Ryan before we enter a fancy restraunt

That, my friend, is asking the impossible Me to above

Are you people insane or is this considered normal? Our new friend Aaryn after hanging out with us for an hour

Depends on how you look at it Ryan to above

Everyone has common sense, it's just how you choose to use it is the problem Alyx

Or not to use it Ryan to above

Listen Dustin, jokes are like dogs. They annoy some, they are loved by some, but all can get you into all kinds of trouble. So next time, keep your mouth shut! Ryan while the two of us were in detention

The answer is simple, dumbfuck. We kill them me talking in a british accent.

Kill who? Alyx to above

Exactly Me to above before walking away randomly

Fuck my life. I feel like a princess Alyx because she was wearing make up and a skirt

I look like a tiger now!- Me after getting black streaks in my hair

my friends often help me write stories, so dont be surprised if i address them in one of my stories or just let them write the thing completely. my friend, Jake recently got an account.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded (i dont know why i get scared by this type of stuff >.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey
[ ] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3] Im kinda like the leader?

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 2] Glad i am not like the female

Itachi
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Score: 4] More than i got with Pein...

Kisame
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore
] - I dislike my own appearance.
] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Score: 3] Sweet im like Kisame

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3].. Cool

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5] Does dusty brown count as dirty blonde?

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1] O.o...

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6] Sweet! im a fucking Jashinist!

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4] Yay?

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 6] FUCKING SWEET!

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru score: 1] Does anyone else find this odd?

SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes

RP TIME! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!

1. Hidan

2. Deidara

3. Tobi

4. Itachi

5. Sasori

6. Madara

7. Pein

8. Kisame

9. Suigetsu

10. Sasuke

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

[Hidan] "Hidan I know im attractive but that doesnt mean you can rape me in my sleep" and I'd have to skip breakfast in the morning if Hidan went anywhere near my food

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

[Tobi] "The fucking hell are you doing in here?" then i would proceed to be like his sempai and throw things at him

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

[Itachi] O.O i never knew he was gay...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

[Sasori] It's not poisoned is it? -tears apart food to check for poison or explosives-

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

[Madara] O.O time to slow and cautiously get the fuck away from him before he kills me in his sleep

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

[Pein] Im related to a pierced ginger? FUCKING AWESOME!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

[Kisame] He'll be fine i guess...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

[Suigetsu] I know they're crazy but your not so normal yourself

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

[Sasuke] He does this anyways Why bother?

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

[Deidara] Sighs with annoance and drags me roughly back home of course

t's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

[Tobi] A lollipop, pet tiger, or a live bear... i hope its the lollipop

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

[Itachi] He's the one who set it on fire dumbass -.-

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

[Sasori] Smirk with satasfaction at my demise.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

[Hidan] Hidan: Sasuke's a homo?

Me: WHY MUST I BE SO ATTRACTIVE!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

[Pein] Him? Probably try to lock me in a closet until i get over my emotional ranting

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

[Suigetsu] Laughs at every mistake i make.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

[Sasuke] Proclaim me as an idiot and walk away pretending he doesnt know me

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

[Hidan] Unless it's a nightmare about his face or him murdering me i dont know

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

[Deidara] Do they even know each other?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

[Tobi] Not alot. They would probably be trying to kill me for making their good boy a gay boy

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

[Sasori/Madara] No. Plain and simple. No

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

[Madara] I'm techinically his bitch. What the hell can i do without getting killed?

You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

[Pein] Me: He is jealous of my newly aquired swag and sexyness!

Pein: Like hell.

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

[Kisame] He's a shark... What woman wouldnt find that cool?

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

[Suigetsu] The hell is wrong with you people?

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

[Hidan/Sasuke] Sasuke, does big brother approve of this? Then I'd run for my life

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

[Tobi/Itachi] O.O... If i was a yaoi/uchihacest fangirl i'd be squealing but im a guy so... WHAT THE FUCK?

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

[Hidan/Madara] If you consider Hidan being Madara's bitch soulmates then yes. Yes they could.

Would 2 trust 5?

[Deidara/Sasori] Well of course, Sasori is Deidara's danna after all

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

[Itachi/Sasuke] Sasuke will whine a bit and try to kill Itachi but will fail and yadayadayada it goes down hill from there.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

[Hidan/Sasori] Hidan would pick religion and Sasori would pick woodshop

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

[Madara/Tobi] O.O something that would probably come alive...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

[Pein/Suigetsu] Its hard to say. Pein would be god and Suigetsu would be a shark catcher

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

[Kisame/Sasori] XD Define okay? Lmfao

What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

[Madara] A slutty easily controlled whore. As long as he get his way, probably

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

[Suigetsu/Sasuke] Sasuke: Karin stole my damn underwear again

Suigetsu: Well i found her thong in my room O///O

1 accidentally kicked 10.

[Hidan/Sasuke] Are you sure it was an accident?

2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

[Deidara/Suigetsu] Wtf?

5 and 6 did a workout together.

[Sasori/Madara] It would end in an intelligant conversation about dead bodies and ruling the world with puppets and nightmares

6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

[Madara] Yup im dead. I shall be writing out my will now

7 won the lottery.

[Pein] Kakuzu's gonna be a asskisser for a while

8 had quite a big secret.

[Kisame] I knew he was doing Itachi!

9 became a singer.

[Suigetsu] He's drunk, right?

10 got a daughter.

[Sasuke] O.O what whore did you lay and when?

What would 1 think of 2?

[Hidan/Deidara] Hidan: Deidara's an annoying whiny girly blonde bitch

How would 3 greet 4?

[Tobi/Itachi] Tobi: ITACHI-SAN! -glomps said weasel-

Itachi: Tobi get off before i kill you

What would 4 envy about 5?

[Itachi/Sasori]... They pretty much equals so i cant think of anything

What dream would 5 have about 6?

[Sasori/Madara] Probably of Sasori turning Madara into his puppet

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

[Madara/Pein] They both want to be god

What would make 7 angry at 8

[Pein/Kisame] If Kisame accident cut some of Pein hair off with his Samahada

Where would 8 meet 9?

[Kisame/Suigetsu]... I have no idea... Sushi bar?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

[Suigetsu/Sasuke] Either that his hair looks like a ducks ass or that he used the last of his hair gel

What would make 10 scared of 1?

[Hidan/Sasuke] Frankly i have no idea

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Hidan

2. Deidara

3. Tobi

4. Itachi

5. Sasori

6. Madara

7. Pein

8. Kisame

9. Suigetsu

10. Sasuke

11. Gaara

12. Zetsu

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

[Madara/Gaara] No... I cant say i have

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

[Itachi] Yes... This is an awkward question for me

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

[Zetsu/Kisame] O.O Dah Hell?

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

[Suigetsu] With him in them or as a main character? Yes for both

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

[Deidara/Madara] In the Bitch and Pimp kinda way, yes

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

[Sasori/Suigetsu] or [Sasori/Sasuke] O.O... I dont know

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

[Pein] [Deidara/Zetsu] Pein would probably flip a shit, Deidara would get pregnant, and Zetsu would... i dont know

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic.

[Tobi/Suigetsu] Ok then...

Tobi somehow found a way into the Taka hide out and began helping Suigetsu annoy Karin. A threesome happened, they fell in love, and everyone dies. The end. Happy now?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

[Hidan/Kisame] O.O if you looked hard enough maybe. Or maybe not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

[Pein/Zetsu]... Pierced heart of a plant...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

[Itachi/Hidan] O.O... Um... Itachi and Hidan were drunk? I dont know! This question is awkward!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

[Tobi] Maybe?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

[Gaara] Yes... I think... Yes

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

[Deidara/Itachi/Sasori] O.O i think... i dont know

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

[Sasuke] "HAHA! VENGENCE IS MINE!" or something like that

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

[Kisame] Drowning by Three Days Grace (random song choice XD)

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

[Hidan/Madara/Zetsu] Warning: Hidan's Madara's bitch, Zetsu's a flower pot, and this is an over all fucked up threesome pairing

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

[Sasuke/Deidara] "Your art is fleeting, yet the sparkle in your eyes are not"... That sounded gay yet touching at the same time... what is wrong with me!

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

[Gaara] [Deidara/Kisame] "What the fuck has this world come too?"

20. How emo is Seven?

[Pein] Does saying your life is full of pain count?

21. What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

[Hidan] [Itachi] [Deidara] probably...

Hidan: The sexy bimbo blonde is mine bitch!

Itachi: Back off you silver haired dumbass. Go suck on your dumb gods cock!

22. What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

[Madara] A deep scowl, hair in pig tails, and in a cheerleader uniform... GAH BAD MENTAL IMAGES!

23. What would a One/Two baby look like?

[Hidan/Deidara] extremely light haired Blonde with blood licking hand mouths and bicolored blue and purple eyes... i guess the kid would be kinda cute...

24. What is Five's ultimate weakness?

[Sasori] Water. It would rust danna's joints X3

25. Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

[Deidara] [Itachi] Probably siblings because they are extreme rivals and siblings mainly hate each other to certain extents X3

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. =-P
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. Fuck anyone who says I am!
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have a problem with SELF CONTROL
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay (i only do this when im bored)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (i only kinda like it sometimes it's really awkward though XD)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a (Former) CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Stories:

Akatsuki behavior- not sure if it's complete or still in progress

Itachi and Sasuke poems- still in progress of completing

Gang gone Akatsuki- complete. Sequel still in progress of being made

Itachi's bloodbath- complete

Sasuke's sorrows- complete

Summer fun- in progress of completing

New story status:

Sequel to 'Gang Gone Akatsuki'- Still need to be thought of. Chapter in progress (needs a plot, title, all that stuff)

New Naruto Story- starting chapters, needs title