My icon is a reference to Monsterous Regiment, a book by the Oh-So-Gifted-Writer Sir Terry Pratchett. That man is a genius when it comes to writing. Seriously, go read his books (over 36 of them). His vampires are true vampires. The poor reformed ones drink coffee and have quite humerous moments (like one of them who has a suicidal love of flash photography).

Thankfully, there are more things to his books than vampires. Got to love the wizards of UU and Rincewind (the inept Wizzard). And Lord Vetinari. And Sir Samual Vimes of the city watch.

Oh, and the four (or five) horsemen of the apocalypse; Death (the Grim Reaper who loves Kittens. One cannot forget The Grim Squeaker, death of rodents), War (and possibly also Mrs. War and their children Terror, Panic, and Clancy), Famine, Pestilence, and Ronnie Soak, the milkman (real name Kaos).

BEST SITE EVER: http://www.twilightsucks.com

MSN: kakashi_slave@hotmail.com

Feel free to add me. I'm always looking to expand my networks. I could also use some people reminding me to work on my fics, and offering ideas. I easily loose interest in things (part of being a Gemini).

Note about stories: I've got a lot of Not Posted Yet fics listed below. The reason being? I need to finish them or at least get a few chapters done before I post them, otherwise I won't get around to finishing them once I post them. Yeah...

I also have a lot of Twilight stories listed. Why? Cuz I HATE Twilight, and I write a lot of slash fics cuz Meyers would shoot herself if she knew that the fans were making "Oh-So-Straight" Edward and Jacob homosexual. I also like to twist her characters around and make them less... Mary-Sue or Gary-Sue. Honestly, they are the flatest characters I have ever read. I barely got through the first book. Screw the rest. Thus, all my Twilight fics are AU.

That is all.

STORIES

Crepusulum (co written with ConstantSnow)- After the war, Harry leaves his friends in order to join his Godfathers in Forks, Washington. Living with a werewolf, his mate, and a Malfoy, is it even possible for him to have a normal life? Let's not forget the Cullens... HPTwilight, HarryEdward, DracoJames, BlaiseJacob, LunaLeah. Status: Work in Progress.

Potter: Twilighted - A series of oneshots featuring various HPTwilight pairings. Status: Work in Progress.

Pititchu (NOT POSTED YET)- James is a man obsessed. He had been distracted ever since leaving Forks. All because of a wonderful scent he caught lingering on one Bella Swan. Now he's back in Forks, and intent on finding the owner of such a wonderful scent. JacobJames. Status: Work in Progress.

You Imprinted on Who?! (NOT POSTED YET)- Jacob Black meets and imprints on one Harry James Potter. Courting and helpful books ensue. JacobHarry. Status: Work in Progress.

Emotional Chaos (NOT POSTED YET)- The Weasley Twins come up with a new product. Harry (their unknowing victim) suffers from it. What if your emotions could be seen by your hair colour? DracoHarry. Status: Work in Progress.

Shotgun Help (NOT POSTED YET)- Buffy goes too far. Giles is forced to acknowledge that his slayer needs retraining. And shown that she is not the biggest Big Bad Fighter out there. He calls upon the Winchester's. DeanSpike, SamDawn, CastielAngel. Status: Work in Porgress.

Some Kind of Monster (NOT POSTED YET)- Sam Winchester disappears from Bobby's place. At the same time, Dawn Summers disappears from the Summers residence. Dean Winchester, upon following the tracker set in his brothers tattoo, arrives in Sunnydale, California with an ex-Angel of the Lord. While there they meets up with the Scoobies. What happens when Buffy Summers calls him a joke of a hunter? Oh dear... CastielXander, SamSpike, DeanAngel. Status: Work in Progress.

Of Paint and Walls (NOT POSTED YET)- Cowritten with my friend Tweek. Sai has a victim. Stalking of Naruto ensues with lots of drawing... and body paint. SaiNaru. Status: Work in Progress.

Leave Out All the Rest (NOT POSTED YET)- Sasuke believes he is dying. But dying for Naruto? He couldn't think of a better way to go. SasuNaru. Status: Work in Progress.