|Ink Runs Through My Veins|
Author has written 47 stories for Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ, Crescent Moon, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗, Pokémon, Shugo Chara!, Vampire Knight, Card Captor Sakura, Soul Eater, La Corda D'Oro, Kaleido Star, W.I.T.C.H., Princess Tutu, Mediator, Harry Potter, and Now You See Me.
I might as well start introducing myself: I'm a 10th grade student. I love to read books and I was in third grade when someone got me hooked onto Anime/Manga. It was ether Inuyasha or Sailor Moon. I can't remember.
I love to stay in my room and relax on weekends and week nights. Or, if I feel like it, I'll go out with my friends or to my local bookstore. I love going into bookstores and not buying stuff. Its fun to see the annoyed looks on the clerks faces. I also enjoy a good romance/humor/adventure book once in a while. Preferably about paranormal activities and the supernatural. I have amazingly average grades (A to B-) so you'll hear from me a lot unless I have exams or I have to work on term papers or its summer break when I have to work. I play volleyball, softball and tennis.
As for my appearance...well I'm absolutely not a model so enough said XD. I have killer mood swings constantly and I'm proud to admit it! Curse you PMS! :D
I really dislike people interrupting me in my peace and people annoying me when I don't want to talk. I hate homework so I work on it in class. (Don't look at me like that!) I have amazingly average grades so as long as I don't go below a C I'm okay. Although it gets my teachers panties in a twist when I do it. But I just find that funny.
I don't know what W.I.T.C.H qualifies as but I love the graphic novel. I can't believe they stopped the series! I nearly cried!
I'm apparently a Ravenclaw! Yay me!
I love these and think they are hilarious:
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about going out there and dancing in the rain."- Unknown
"I can't wait until the day when I hear a happy love song on the radio and don't want to smash the thing."- Unknown
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh harder."- Unknown
"Have you lost your mind, getting married at twenty?" "Hell yeah, bring in the ambulance and get me institutionalized!"- Five seas (love you!)
"The boundary between the genius and the idiot is a slim one"- The Archon
"If you're going through hell, keep going."- Winston Churchill.
"A philosopher once asked, 'Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?' Pointless, really...'Do the stars gaze back?' Now that's a question."- Stardust.
"Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.-" Unknown
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?"- Unknown
"Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over."- Unknown
"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."- Unknown
"Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."- Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!"- Unknown
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."- Unknown
"There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose."- Unknown
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."- Unknown
"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."- Unknown
"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."- Unknown
"Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"- Unknown
"Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not."- Unknown
"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."- Unknown
"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"- Unknown
"The more you love someone, the more you want them dead."- Unknown
"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."- Unknown
"One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."- Unknown
"Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."- Unknown
"Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS."- Unknown
"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."- Unknown
"I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit."- Unknown
"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause...Goddamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"- Unknown
"My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway."- Unknown
"A day without sunshine is like... night."- Unknown
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."- Unknown
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit."- Unknown
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."- Unknown
"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun."- Unknown
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."- Unknown
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."- Unknown
"There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives."- Unknown
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."- Douglas Adams
"The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. "- Douglas Adams
"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."- Unknown
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."- Unknown
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic."- Unknown
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.''- Mitch Ratliffe
"Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot..."- My quote for life. Chickens are evil little creatures.
"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions."- Unknown (SO SO FRUSTRATING!)
"There was just some things in life money couldn't buy. But for everything else, there was MasterCard…"- Lightning Streak
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but most abuse the privilege!"- Unknown (Way too true)
"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!"- Unknown
"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."- Mark Twain
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."- Cyril Connolly
"Show of hands. Who thinks we’re screwed?"- Devon, Trial by Fire
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."- Unknown
"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide."- Unknown
"My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."- Unknown
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"- Unknown (My second motto for life)
"Life sucks and then you die."- Unknown
"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."- Unknown (mostly true)
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."- Unknown
"Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it."- Unknown (Unfortunately, very true.)
"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought."- Unknown (I want to major in art therapy. Scary...)
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"- Unknown
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"- Unknown
"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys."- Unknown (True. Very very true)
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"- Unknown (I wish I could hear somebody say this in a real life situation!)
"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."- Unknown (They are fun to watch fall down the stairs.)
"I ran with scissors, and lived! Take that laws of physi-ow!"- Unknown
"Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter."- Unknown
"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly in most situations."- Unknown (My number three motto for life. It should be my first)
"I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it."- Unknown
"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."- Unknown (Very very very true.)
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."- Unknown
"What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding."- Unknown
"I am not saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it."- Unknown (Someone said this to me once. I cried and then hit him where it hurts.)
"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."- Unknown (I'm insane!!!)
"Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye."- Unknown (I said this to someone. She looked at me weirdly and then walked away. I still need to stab her in the eye...)
"You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter."- Unknown (I say that to this boy I hate. He hates it when everyone laughs afterwards)
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."- Unknown
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women."- Unknown
"So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone."- Unknown
"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face."- Unknown
"Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them."- Unknown
"Reviews are like marriage: once you are in, it's hard to get out."- lafeedeslilas (you rock man!)
"She was either not really poor or… heaven forbid, an optimist."- FHT3rdandCo
"You're more likely to be killed by a rouge campaign cork than a poisons spider."- Unknown
"Volleyball is the most commonly played sport in nudest colonies."- Unknown
"1: Did it hurt?
2: Did what hurt?
1: When you fell from Heaven.
1: Cause your face is seriously *&())(*& up!" - My Very Good Friend And Probably Bother From Another Mother Evan
"Get Whiny The Pooh out of here! He'll ruin me!" - Evan
"Guy 1: Why don't you get out of here before I get arrested?
Guy 2: Nah, I'd rather stick around and see that." - Evan
"Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"- Evan
"The sun is really bright. Why can't the rest of the world be like that?" - Evan
"Just because I have a big ass doesn't mean you need to grope it!"- Me
"I know I'm awesome, you don't need to stare."- Unknown
"Life is an avocado. I don't know why, it just is...shut up."- Evan
"Me: Don't go over to the dark side!
Evan: But they have cookies!
Me:...Their cookies are raw.
Evan: Yay! raw cookie dough!
Me: Dammit!"- Me and Evan (It actually happened. Everyone on that bus laughed so hard...)
Me: If I start laughing hysterically in my sleep-
Mom: What do you want me to do?
Me: Record it! I want to see what I'm like when I laugh in my sleep."- Me and my mom (Again, it actually happened.)
"Life asked Death, 'Why does everyone love me, but hate you?' Death responded, 'Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."- hikarirose13
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a charming fellow?
Man: If I followed you home would you keep me?
Man: What's that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle.
Man: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
Man: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that good.
Man: If you stood up in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you would see 12 beautiful things
Man: How about you and I go out tonight?
Man: Rejection can cause cancer, so just say yes for your health!
Man: Cupid called! He needs my heart back.
Man: I saw a rose this morning. I thought it was the most beautiful thing until I saw you.
Man: Excuse me, I think I dropped my jaw looking at you.
Man: If I had a dollar for every time I saw something as beautiful as you, I'd have a dollar.
Man: Do you want to go out sometime?
Man: You sure look fantastic today! Good enough to go out with me!
Man: Is it hot in here or is that just me?
Man: You know you want me!
Man: In the cookies of my life, you are the chocolate chips.
Man: The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Man: Haven't we met before?
Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so sweet, and I love you!
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