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1. Siege Mentality » reviews

Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,995 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 4-4-04 - Published: 2-22-03 - Elrond & Legolas

2. Tralalalally reviews

Elves and alcohol after rooting the Mary Sues out of Imladris. An explanation for the singing in The Hobbit.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-15-03 - Elrond & Bilbo B.

3. Kind as Summer reviews

The Lord of Imladris does battle with an intruder who wants to the haven from him: Evil!Elrond. Yes, the same Evil!Elrond who is so beloved of a certain type of fic writer coughMary-Suecough. Exaggerations and silliness, of course.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-03 - Elrond

4. Merciful Oblivion reviews

Life in Aman before the arrival of the Elves. There was another Vala, of whom the histories do not speak … Bombadillo, the brother of Vaire.

Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-11-03

5. Requiescat in Pace reviews

The afterlife gets a little out of control for a certain person. OoTP spoilers.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-03 - Sirius B.

6. Valarlings » reviews

Chaos in Aman. Drowning Hobbits. Hormonal heroes and Ringbearers. Valier frightened out of their wits. Returned kinslayers. Grumpy Mandos. And all because … Chapter 2 up.

Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 5-13-03

7. To Make a Widower reviews

Quixotic Valar, annoyed Elves and murderous fangirls. Why you should always be careful when killing off a character…

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-24-03 - Elrond

8. Daughters reviews

Three elf-lords, serious inebriation and the choice of the Atani as husbands and lovers. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALURIEN!

Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-14-03

9. The Balrog's Lament reviews

Even Balrogs can be useful if you’ve been captured by an insane writer.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-8-03 - Elrond

10. Morning Meetings reviews

What happens when you get all the Valar in one room? Chaos, rampaging elves, marital disputes and Manwë hiding under the table, that’s what.

Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-20-03