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Helloooooo to my darling fans & admirers! Welcome to the new and improved profile of the girl that puts the FLUTE in MONSTER!

What's new in the life of me? Well, I'm having a hard time figuring out what to put into my new bio.

Seriously, what the heck am I suppossed to write? A huge description of my life? A list of my stories?

A tragic sob-story about how HORRIBLE my life is?

PUH-leeze!

(Okay, if that IS what you guys want, then just send me a message. Anything for YOU!)

I'm just going to... um, leave now...

Just, please, if you have the time, send the review bunny my way! Reviews are the milk to my shake! The candy to my cane! The chocolate to my chip! The liquid to my water! The-

Okay, I think you get it.

Anyway, thank you to my darling fans. I write my stories for YOU!

Lots of love,

Melanie

Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

- Justine Milton

THE STUPID TEST- GET BELOW 18 AND YOU ARE NOT STUPID!

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

( ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

( ) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

( ) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

( ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

( ) You use your fingers to do simple math.

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

( ) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

( ) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

List twelve characters from your fav Hunger Games in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1. Katniss Everdeen

2. Finnick Odair

3. Johanna Mason

4. Haymitch Abernathy

5. Madge

6. Cinna

7. Rue

8. Cato

9. Annie Cresta

10. Gale Hawthorne

11. Foxface

12. Peeta Mellark

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Cinna x Foxface? I don't think I've ever heard of that...(Cinna can't be a ped0 Dx)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Not in the movie...But maybe when he was in the 2nd Quarter Quell.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Oh...my dear lord. Katniss gonna be jelly xDDD

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

I haven't read any, but I'm certain there's some out there.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

wheezing with laughter* Cinna x Finnick????

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

five/nine: Madge x Annie Cresta
five/ten: Madge x Gale
I prefer five/ten.

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

Rue isn't so innocent anymore...but wouldn't it be a sight to see Finnick Odair and Peeta Mellark making out?

8) Make up a summary on a three/ten fic?

Johanna Mason hated Katniss Everdeen. It wasn't because she was popular, oh no. It was because Gale Hawthorne found Katniss more favorable than her.

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

I bet. That's a popular pairing.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

Pure Innocence (Rue x Peeta. Not romancey, I hope.)

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

No...?

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Two/Four: Finnick Odair x Haymitch Abernathy _ (I...I can't do this.) PEDOBEAR APPROVES.
Two/Five: Finnick Odair x Madge _ ...

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Madness of Duke Venomania - Vocaloid

14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Awkardest moments amongst us.

15) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Rather recently. It was a Katniss x Madge too. T_T Scarred for life.

16)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Katniss Everdeen and Rue (WHAT THE FUCK) are in a happy relationship until Annie Cresta runs off with Katniss. Rue, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Foxface and a brief unhappy affair with Peeta Mellark, then follows the wise advice of Madge and finds true love with Johanna Mason.

17) What title would you give this fic?

Love Is a Strange Thing

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

I laughed SO HARD the first time I read this. LOL

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line